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((OOC Note: Please note Ash's opponents are played by actors, and are not the real characters))

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The camera comes in on a big MTV logo, and after a few seconds it fades into a beach house, indoors. And a man looking at his laptop sitting at the bar in the patio, with cotton balls between his toes. He has a green tea sitting near him to his right. Oddly enough, this man is dressed in a straight edge X shirt and ripped shorts. As the camera comes closer, it's obvious that this man is playing Kuk Killswitch but the look of his beard. "Kuk Killswitch" also has his hair wrapped up on his head as if he just took a shower. Also the camera catches him on his facebook. A smile on his face as he clicks and sees that he has a few likes to his last post. He looks up at the camera and winks. That is of course when a little eight year boy dressed like a chicken, complete in a chicken suit, he's eating some sunflower seeds and sits next to "Killswitch". "Chicken" sets up his chicken talons up on the table, chewing obnoxiously. "Chicken" sits there obviously awaiting a conversation of sorts. "Killswitch" rolls his eyes feeling "Chicken's" eyes on him. "Killswitch" sighs, and takes a drink of green tea and sets it down.

"Chicken": Is that my green tea?

"Killswitch": It didn't have a label.

"Chicken": But if you didn't buy it, wouldn't you know it wasn't yours?

"Killswitch": I'm the hardcore gay porn reject, I don't need to ask for permission to drink of green tea. It's the only thing that cleans out my system.

"Chicken": From all the semen?

"Killswitch": Those dicks aren't going to suck themselves Chicken.

"Chicken": Ain't that the truth. I've tried so many times, one time I got so close but my goatee tickled balls.

"Killswitch": So we good?

"Chicken": Yeah, it's fine, because I used the last of the toilet paper.

"Killswitch": Isn't Brandon in there?

"Chicken" laughs.

"Chicken": Yeah. But I'm going to blame Jason Xavier's ugly girlfriend.

"Killswitch": She is over here a lot huh?

"Chicken": Yeah, I've had to wear clothes this entire week. Not to mention, she Tivo'd over my daily stories.

"Killswitch": Soap operas aren't daily stories assface.

"Chicken": Who sat in your cereal this morning?

"Killswitch": That's the thing, I don't know. I thought it was cocoa puff for the first few bites.

"Chicken": Wait, someone actually shat in your cereal this morning?

"Killswitch": I said..."I thought they were cocoa puffs". You never listen.

"Chicken":.....

"Killswitch" rolls his eyes.

"Killswitch": How are people going to know what I think about the new Matthew Mcconaughey movie if I don't post it. You are keeping me from doing that, I can't concentrate.

"Chicken": All I'm doing is sitting here.

"Killswitch": Breathing down my neck.

"Chicken": But I got a question.

"Killswitch": If you say anything about Ms. Biguns, I'm putting you through that table.

"Chicken": What do you think she's doing right now?

"Killswitch": I got a better question, WHO do you think she's doing right now. Wait, I know the answer...not you.

"Chicken" lowers his head.

"Chicken": You know you hurt my feelings when you say things like that.

Voice: GOD DAMN IT, WHERE'S THE TOILET PAPER?!

"Brandon Nytrus" walks out and in the room wearing a "Daddy's Little Girl" t-shirt, tight and cut at the stomach to make it into a baby tee.

"Chicken": It was Faith.

"Nytrus": How is an icon supposed to rub one o-....erhm, take a shit with no toilet paper?

"Chicken": Use one of Killswitch's shirts...nobodies buying them, might as well get some use.

"Killswitch": After I win my title, shirt sales will go up, as will my price to be in my movies.

"Nytrus": What's your gay porn name?

"Killswitch": Cock Sandwich.

"Nytrus": I think I'd be good in that business. But Chicken won't let me.

"Chicken": That's right, you're MY bitch and I don't share.

As "Nytrus" passes by "Chicken" slaps Nytrus' ass.

"Killswitch" I hate when you guys flirt in front of me, it reminds me just how alone I am.

"Jason Xavier" walks in with a donkey.

"Chicken": Oh great, Jason brought his girlfriend back to the house. You know being on this new season of the Real World is really chapping my hide?

"Nytrus": More than I do?

"Jason": You guys have a problem with Faith here?

"Nytrus": I heard she used all the toilet paper.

"Jason": Ever since I met Faith at the state fair, all you fuckers have hated on her.

"Killswitch": Has nothing to do with her hoof prints being dragged in when she's been through the mud.

"Jason": You know Killswitch, I had a long talk with Faith, and she says that uh, you two got a little intimate last night.

"Killswitch": Completely untrue.

"Faith": Eh Ah!

"Killswitch": You said we weren't going to tell anyone.

"Faith": Eh Ah!

"Killswitch": As I said Jason, I've been feeling lonely lately, and she was there for me when I lost to Justin Fischerman. It was a one time thing, it'll never happen again.

"Jason": I can never trust any one of you again.

Ash walks in and directly to the back.

"Chicken": Hey Ash.

Ash: Fuck you.

Ash leaves through the back of the house.

"Killswitch": I think we should have a house meeting.

"Nytrus": How are we all supposed to get along if he's never home?

"Killswitch": True, and I don't want to miss Dancing with the Stars.

"Chicken": I think we'll all grow as friends once this whole X-Core Division thing goes down, that way we having nothing to hold us back from being true friends.

"Jason": He once called my girlfriend ugly. You guys all think she's hot right?

Everyone clears their throat and none make eye contact with Jason.

"Chicken": You know what Ms. Biguns would say?

Everyone: Shut up!

"Killswitch": Wait....Nytrus....how did you wipe your ass if you didn't use toilet paper.

"Nytrus": ......

"Chicken": Look at his face....he never did.

The camera fades to black during the awkward silence.

Scene 2

The group is circled up with Ash Soulsfate looking at his watch and clearly wanting to leave, he sits in a Metallica shirt and jeans, and a coat as a clear inducation that he wants to leave. When out comes the four dressed as the Village People, "Kuk" is the biker, "Chicken" is the construction guy, in a chicken suit but with orange reflector vest and hard hat. "Jason" is the Indian, and "Nytrus" is the cop, and "Faith" is the cowboy, due to her having a hat. The four begin to do a dance routine to Why Can't We Be Friends. Ash is completely confused. Once the routine is done.

"Killswitch": Did you like it?

Ash: Why we you guys dressed like the Village People and singing a WAR song?

"Chicken": We just felt like being festiv.

Ash sighs.

Ash: This was the meeting we had to have?

"Nytrus": We are just trying to make friends before we go into this X-Core match.

Ash: Listen up. Nytrus, I'm going to rip from your fat head from your body. I'm going to embarass you and make your father so disgusted with you, he's going to feel sorry he was ever drunk enough to fuck your mother.

"Killswitch": Hey, that's not nice.

Ash: Oh yeah moron, you, you're lucky people came out to save you last week, because you were laying pretty fuckin' prone when I was hitting you with a kendo stick. I even think I saw a fuckin' tear.

"Killswitch": There was something in my eye.

"Killswitch" turns his face, obvious that he's crying.

"Jason": Now that was extreme.

"Jason" says with a smile.

Ash: Shove it you idiot, will you shut the fuck up with this damn Xtreme gimmick, what was that, like ten years ago when it was cool. You have a washed up gimmick and an embarassing hair dye job. I'm going to make this yet another opportunity you fuck up.

"Chicken": I'm going to call Ms Biguns.

Ash: And say what, that you are a puny little bitch. I think she knows. There comes a time when a man man's the fuck up, and you being thrown around the ring like some chump, that doesn't make you a wrestler. You have a child hood dream of being a wrestler, there's one problem, my five year nephew has bigger muscles than you. I'm going to make sure I crush your dream of being anything more than joke.

Ash looks at "Faith", the donkey.

Ash: And you.

Ash out of nowhere superkicks the donkey.

"Jason": My baby!

Ash leaves the room. Each of them go to the donkey who is laid out. While checking on them, Ash comes back into the room with a steel chair and begins to hit each of them. "Nytrus" begins to run away and Ash throws the chair and it hits "Nytrus" in the back of the head and lays him out. Now the room is quiet and Ash walks to the front door and exits, the camera follows him to where an awaiting Poe is standing with a gas can. Ash kisses Poe and takes the gas can from her and begins to splash the gas against the front of the house. Ash takes out a pack of cigarettes, takes out one and puts it to his lips and lights the cigarette. And with the lighter, he flicks it over and over and then looks at the camera. He leaves the zippo open and throws it near the house and instantly the house goes up.

Ash: Hope you girls make it out, I'm going to need someone to pin when i win my championship.

I'm Coming for My Title

Ash is now standing in front of the burnt down house, truly the next day as it is near morning. Ash is wearing a Venom symbol shirt, jeans and a slouched beanie. Ash looks back at the house and then smiles to the camera.

Ash: So Chicken, you think you're going to make your name in this company by being the first X-Core Champion. You know you're just happy to be involved in this match because you know you don't deserve it. It may have been a fluke, it may not have, but this match was made for the people to make this championship worth a damn and kiddo, that man is not you. Hell, it will never be you. You are looking at this opportunity with blind eyes, just as a child would look at firemen and want to be one and what this opportunity is going to do, is ruin you. Because you're going to be made to accept that you are not viable competition, that you are not only subpar, you are worthless waste of time. Because in a stand up fight Chicken, you are your surname, you are always running away because you know that at any moment, all of this can be over for you. You are a man pressing his luck, with every time you come to that ring, that may be the time you are a left broken.

Ash: You beat Rye Payne to be in this match, and in the end, you bled like a stuck pig, and even got stitches. That is your plight in life Chicken, you are to be bullied your entire life, you are to be laughed at, ridiculed and beaten. It makes a lot of sense that even in victory, you look like a loser. They are all the same beating, all your losses, all the blood you've spilt, all the heartbreak and for what, for you to be here and lose more blood than you have. To be massacred by me and to truly remember the night you faced me. I will make you regret winning, you will not see that win over Rye as anything other than your death sentence.

Ash: Do you even know how big of a legend I'm going to leave this company as. Is it something you can fathom, you're going to. If you survive you're going to see my rise to the top and it will consist one carrying that X-Core title to the ring and raising it high above my head and taking on challengers of all types, as I am in this match, you got every sort of type for the big man to the tiniest peon. I don't have a golly gee outlook at life, when it comes to success in this company, when it comes to making my name, I'm all business. You come to claim the belt that I want, I'm going to break your hands and make you flail about. Your destiny will never involve a win over me, it will involve wins over those that were never made for greatness. The people you've beaten by you, are second class wrestlers that should've never been signed to this company. You are the lowest on the totem pole and to lose to you means they should put the gun barrel in their mouths and pull the trigger. Because you are nothing, you are so far beneathe me, you can smell what I stepped on this morning.

Ash: You have the support of a bunch of mindless people who think you represent them, if Chicken can be a wrestler than I can be president. If Chicken can be a wrestler than maybe I can raise a child. But they don't see you struggle, they don't see what these losses have truly taken out of you. They don't know that you cry yourself to sleep and cursing God for making you so pathetic. Ms Biguns was right to not even acknowledge you, because you are a load that should've been swallowed. You are not a man, you are a puppy, you were meant to be a victim. You are an umpaloompa with a dream, but no one has the heart to tell you that you are out of your league. Because they figured after all your losses, after all the blood you would get the hint. And I know that part of you that says that you can do this, you can put up with the put downs, you can handle the beatings, but a little of yourself goes away with every experience. That confidence you have goes away more and more until you will be left with the truth. That you are a never will be.

Ash: You act like being over a woman that you would never get anyway, makes you somehow better. But you know what, I see it as a weakness. You claimed it was love, this obsession was part of you. It made you what you are, it was such a part of you that some even believed that she may one day change her mind, they routed for you whenever she was around. They thought of you like a little brother asking a girl to prom. And you gave up on your dream of having her heart, even with how much it meant to you, and if you're willing to give up on your love for Ms Biguns, well how do we know you won't give up on your dream of becoming something in this company. You see, I'm undefeated thus far in this company, and I plan to keep it that way. And you being the wishy ways jackass that you are, you are making this match that much easier to win. You have no true desire to win this belt, because then you will have expectations held upon you. You'll be expected to represent this company as one of it's champions. Now I know that's something the MPW does not want, I know that's something the roster doesn't want, and I know that's something you don't want. You see if you win that title you will be making yourself a target, you would be the easiest way to get a title in this company. Now with the awaiting competition being Calista Vandal or Jordan Storm, both of which can beat you, you're not asking to have that title very long. So you winning would just be one big waste of time, wouldn't it.

Ash: What's funny is that you questioning how good I am. That's interesting, I know how good you're not. You said it yourself, you're scared of Kuk Killswitch. I ain't, not one bit, you've admitted defeat. Then again, you think you should be the one on the TNT homepage, with your ridiculous record. You've been here since the first Step Up episode and I have more wins than you, what's that tell you. You are passing judgement on others when you don't have a thing to your name than achieving a chance at a title, a mere chance. In the short amount of time I've been here, I dare say I either equal you in name reference or I outright slaughter you, because when people here the name Ash Soulsfate, they don't think of a breakable twat, they think of a man that has upset, has beaten promising futures and has done exactly what he said. And now I say that title is mine, and you will not be the one to prove me wrong. If anything you are the one that is going to take the most ridicouls fall, it's going to be so sympathy inducing what we do to you. And if you're not broken by the time I get to you Chicken, I'm going to take it upon myself to put that final nail in that coffin that Nytrus can't seem to do.

Ash: Oh, you fell asleep during my last promo, well good, then you don't know how bad I'm going to beat you. There is a reason you don't know much about me, because you don't have the mindset to learn anything about your opponents, and you're god damned right I'm outspoken. You don't have much to say because what can you say about a winner, I have long promos, wow, good one man, way to prepare yourself for a match. No, you're going to your bread and butter, the man that embarassed you in front of the whole world when he walked out with the love of your life. You're a one hundred pound bag of shit, and I don't mean that as a metaphor. And you calling me high and mighty, listen up Chicken, you have no idea. You see I have more pride in myself, higher expectations than to ever accept a nickname like Chicken. By you coming in with that name you are kind of alerting everyone to not take you serious. That way when you constantly lose, it's expected of you. You get to live out this fantasy and still fly under the radar, because you can live out a life of being a curtain jerker, a bottom feeder. And when you're using promo time to talk to Jayde, make sure it's not on my time, it was a good laugh, but how is it going to look when you don't stick up for Jayde at all. You heard her last week, she would've done anything to drop her pants for a man like me.

Ash shakes his head.

Ash: She'll be watching the pay per view and see you getting tossed around like a piece of dried dog shit in the wind. And you think she clutch her chest and call you her knight in shining armor. Or will she ignore you the way success has, the way life has, the way Ms Bigun has. You see months ago, you had a use, you were a number on the Step Up roster, just a number to bulk up the roster a little bit. Now that we are all on one show, there is no use for you, you are MPW's regretful signing. You are in the place of a real wrestler, a man or woman that could be real competition. You are living out someone's dream that could actually accomplish something. You think you're a contender in this match, that's funny, for someone that believes it, you're saying it an awful lot, like you are telling yourself that, to believe your own lie.

Ash: It's so bad, your own buddy Sweeny doesn't believe you have what it takes, you are being questioned in your own promo on camera by someone that supports you. And here you are calling us names and labeling us. Well, the only thing you're going to laugh at, is the fact that you made it this far. Enjoy this moment Chicken, the fact that the spotlight is on you, because this is as far as it goes. You can go for glory Chicken, but the only thing you are walking to the back with, is heart ache, is depression and a soon to be bill for mental help. In my world, losers stay losers, and that will remain true come Aftershock.

Ash: "Why would they put the Hardcore Icon in the first match of the night", that's simple, you aren't what you claim. You're no icon, you're an over rated chump with a loud mouth, and what's worse, you have that loud mouth with nothing of importance to say. You say you're the former five time hardcore champion, which means you've lost that title five times, and then you call yourself a former winner and leave it at that. Well, that must mean you are a loser now. And it has to ring true because you even say, if someone else wins this match, you demand a rematch. Because you already know you're going to lose, and your back up plan is to get a second chance at it. You're demanding to face the big names of this company, but telling management that if you can't beat four men that aren't names in this company, that you want a rematch. Does that make any sense to you, do you think you deserve a shot at the names when you couldn't win a title with those you consider beneathe you.

Ash: What's weird is that you are truly intimidated by Kuk Killswitch, you should go ahead and watch that promo you put out and when you get to Kuk Killswitch, your voice is shallow and you make a bunch of claims of winning elsewhere like it matters here in this company. You listed off things of your accomplishments like you were trying to impress him, like a report card to your dad or something. You are afraid of losing your little substance to your moniker eh "icon". Now why would that be, because you know that nickname is horseshit.

Ash: You know Brandon, your little Nikki, was more intimidating than you will ever be. She actually made a claim, a threat, which isn't to say much. Last week she was handling your affairs with Chicken, until you came out and made you look like an ass. But I notice that you have a little more confidence when she is around, and that's because I think she can kick your ass. Now I don't really care about her threat, she stays out of my way, she has nothing to worry about. But if she does, take a look at last week's Takedown, there is no low point I won't hit to get into your head Brandon. If she has to go through a table because she's doing your job, much like she does every week, I will put her through a table. What kind of a hardcore icon brings his girl to the ring, that's a bitch move if I've ever seen it. You plan on this rematch, and you have a woman coming to be a nuissance like Chicken will be, but on your behalf. Chicken might've been right, you might have you use Summer's Eve as mouth wash bitch because you are a pussy.

Ash: Here I was talking about how Ms. Biguns doesn't want to protect Chicken, but she must use Nikki as a reference as to how here life would be had she gotten with Chicken. She sees how she has to stroke your ego and make your boo boos better, and has to be the only one to believe your lies when even you don't. You can use your throne to remember who you used to be and keep shoving that knowledge down people's throats because when I take my title home, I'm going to go home knowing I just beat a five time hardcore champion.

Ash: Oh and Nytrus, don't believe your little girlfriend, how do you think she noticed Kuk Killswitch looking at her, it was because she was looking back at him. Maybe it's because he spends more time living hardcore, than saying it.

Ash: You told Trey Baxter who you were, because you thought he didn't know who you were. Much less did it matter after he was done with you. You spewed out all your little nicknames like it mattered. Trey said you weren't World title material and you took offense to it, but why, when hardcore is such a part of you. And he did prove that you are not world class material, you're just another notch in his belt. And now you're here talking about how you deserve this title, why, because you failed at the world heavyweight title. You think you're royalty and you couldn't even hang with our considered best. You want the big names and you had the biggest name in MPW today, and what happened, you fell back down the ladder and all of the sudden you want to be a name in this company, that this company should kiss your ass the way Nikki does, because you lost? Give me a fuckin' break, what are you complaining about, being first on the card, why not, you have nothing going for you. You're a sham and everyone knows it, even your little girlfriend.

Ash: And after that last promo it would seem like your Dad was your girlfriend, the way she ..excuse me, he stuck up for you like that. I mean you have to be an X-Core Champion, you brought your Daddy on your promo to scold me.

Ash laughs, so hard he's even holding his stomach.

Ash: Wow, that was bad. Another interesting note, both of you talked about putting your hands on my balls, now is that a coincedence, maybe, but one man said that they'd go in my mouth and the other said they'd go in my dog's mouth, isn't it interesting that once both men bring up balls they automatically think mouth. Now all of you know what they want to do, they want to rip off my junk, and start to eat it at both sides until they reach each other's lips and start to make out until they just can't stop. His nickname is "Roundhouse" huh....the way you two party, they should call him Randy "Circle Jerk" Nytrus.

Ash shakes his head.

Ash: You're right Nytrus, I know how to make you mad, so what, there ain't a damn thing you're going to do about it. And you're right, you did throw me out of the ring last week but it wasn't a match and in the end I'm going to make the end of Takedown meaningless because in your little hardcore world, I'm going to be the one creating the upset. You have proven that it's all eyes on me, as much as you called this a match between you and Killswitch, you've dedicated a whole promo to me, why, because I'm stealing the fuckin' show and that promo admitted it when you couldn't.

Ash: You said you didn't care about the main event or that that match was for the world title, you just cared about beating him up. You said that match was" where losers get embarrassed and the legends outshine the wannabes." Well you lost the match Nytrus, now what are you going to call yourself now, because from where I'm standing, you are not the legend that you are claiming, but if you claim the wannabe, I'll be far more understanding, because it'd be true. You demanding a rematch means nothing, when i win, you'll just lose a second time and even if, you get to claim that you were five time hardcore champion elsewhere, it will always be in the record books of the MPW that I was it's first X-Core Champion.
The camera fades out.


Back In

Ash is getting dressed inside the locker room for his match.

Ash: Oh you thought I was finished, nah, I still have Jason X-tremely Vanilla -Xavier.

Ash: Smirks.

Ash: On to Jason "I finally decided to open my big mouth" Xavier, are you mad that I called you average, don't be, you are. It must suck to truly know the limits of your talent, to know that you've peaked, everything you see thus far, is what you truly get. It's a big bucket of yuck, and you keep shining up that shit like it's all you can do. "I think I'm a big fish and you're well, a shark", that's what you came up with huh, and I bet you managed to come up with that all by yourself. Do yourself a favor asshole, go back to the drawing board and get yourself a personality.

Ash: You know for someone that claims to be a shark, how could it be that I "came out of nowhere", to those paying attention, they knew I was coming for this title. It should've been known as soon as it was announced that I was in this qualifier. You see I came out of nowhere to you because I don't have to spend my life out there on their show, we see Nytrus and Chicken every single show and they have a mic, but what gets said, what is accomplished, Chicken looks like a wimp and Nytrus follows the bouncing ball like a complete moron. And do we really have to see this weekly. Now I understand that I do my weekly promo, which none of them you've ever seen because the world revolves around you, and I go out there and I wrestle like no one else can and I come backstage and await my next opponent. I understand the use of that spotlight Jason, I really do, but you see, who is going to care what I have to say until I have something to show them, perhaps after this week when I beat the living shit out of you and hold my title high, people will see more of me on Takedown. Because I'd like to shove the fact that I was right all along in your faces.

Ash: Each of you, including a midget Chicken have over looked me, thought I was plain jane, and now it's costing each of you a title. Maybe next time, you won't be such lemmings and actually do an ounce of homework on your opponent.

Ash: You see Jason, you think that all your losses will be forgotten, that you'll all of the sudden be more than average. You are counting on a title to make you more than you are, already before winning it, you are putting so much hope in it opening doors for you as a wrestler. Now I'm great, and I got here because I'm great and it's not going to be a title that will make my matches awesome. You hate me, you think I have an ego, already there's two things you know about me, and there's tons more. When that belt is put on my shoulder, and they announce my name, that will be my reward for being so god damned awesome. It will be my reward for my hard work, the work I put into learning about my opponents, the work I put into each of my matches. You think that belt is going to give you a personality, something to claim for the rest of your career, and make every one of your promos the same babble, but that belt is coming home with me, and you're going to have to do some serious soul searching. And while you're searching for your soul, check Faith's purse for your balls you fuckin' moronic twat smelling baboon.

Ash: You say that you use all of your body to prove people wrong, I guess that starts this week as you've been here for so long and haven't been doing that. Wow, that's convenient. Proving people wrong, well first of all being that you're average, you're going to have to do a lot to even get on people's radar. I mean it's a miracle on the 34th street that management even remembers to book you. You are run of the mill, generic, a jobber, people use your matches to go get nachos or another Trey Baxter shirt, I'm even seen some use your matches to take a shit, I guess the theory is, that they can take a shit or watch a pile of it on their television....and when faced with that choice, when it's in your toilet, you can at least flush it away.

Ash: You know what's funny, is that you repeated me in your promo and then added on a "nah-uh" at the end of it. That's very clever, and quite the way to prove your point. So when I plant my foot in your ass and use it for slipper, I'll remember just how awesome you are. You know what's even sadder, is that Chicken is making more head way than you in getting attention. I mean when Chicken is more of a name than a person that was here to open this company's door, what does that say about you. I mean we all get the joke of Chicken, but as far as you, we're still waiting for the punch line. I thought the joke was that tranny girlfriend of yours, but I won't be able to make fun of it once they make that shit legal.

Ash: That's great that you think you'll be overcoming odds, because I got to say again, your whole career, you haven't been. I don't just list off a person's record for the hell of it, to fill up time, I like to show the trend, if you're losing to big names like Brandon Nytrus, I like to show it. If you've won only two matches in your career and have delusions of grandeur like Chicken, I need to prove it. And if you are some shithead that believes that his shit doesn't stink when his record is telling him that it does, well I'd like to prove that as well. You see I'm not just making fun of your name, I'm clowning everything that has to do with you. Jason X huh,....well that X...is the closest you're ever getting to my title, as long as I hold it.

Ash: And then you tell Killswitch that you're a specialist in defeating veterans....really, that must be conveniently in other companies, where it's safe to list achievements, because they either went bankrupt or they conveniently no longer list their champions. Just more horseshits from a horse's ass. Besides moron, you're threatening the favorited man in this match with.."I specialize in defeating old people. What does that mean for the rest of us, that we're completely in the clear, awesome. I can see why you have the record you do, because your matches are just as bland as your promos.

Ash: You said that no one wants this title match more than you, well all week Madd Katt has given us two opportunities to say our piece, and you've chosen to do just one. Just because you say something like that doesn't make it true, it's in the motherfucker's actions. What you tried to do, was be the last to speak, but even that didn't work out for you. Oh, and you forgot you are even facing Brandon Nytrus in this match, that's how important this match is to you...fucktard. You're just a ball of piss and a shit bag.

Ash: Killswitch, you can stand on any building you want, and pretend to look down at those beneathe you, but when this match is over, you won't be on that roof holding my title. You'll be up there crying like a bitch. That's right, you are favorited to win this match, that was back when it was announced, but search yourself Kuk, look deep, you know that you will be letting all those that put their faith in you down. That's what you've been doing all your life, you did that with Brick, you've done that to yourself countless times and now you are about to do it to those young bright eyes that love your brand of destruction. Because what is going to happen to the man whom this match seems right up his alley, when he even fails at that. When he can't be the man he's built himself up to be. You're going to have to turn to Killswitch The Lingerie Reject, or Paddle on a Pole reject, something that goes along with those bitch tits you have.

Ash: I acknowledge that in this match, you are the one that needs to stay down, and I'm not afraid of you like Chicken is, I'm not afraid of being second like Nytrus is, and I won't be nonexistent in this match like Jason X, no Killswitch I'm coming right up to you and we're going to have a fight. And you're personality means nothing to me, you can be a loner, a man that poses a threat against anyone who goes against him, but those people will never be me. I'm going to break your spirit, and I'm going to piss you off doing it, but in the end, the first X-Core Champion in MPW history will be me, not you. It's fate, it's your luck, I mean you could be an X-Core Champion when I'm made to hand over my Championship because I've held it for too long, or if I have to give it up because I've won the World Championship, and you can win it in some lame tournament, but it won't be against me. I know you're watching this, seething, drooling at the chance to get your hands on me. I know you want to hurt me so bad you can taste it, well bring it motherfucker because I am going to unleash a beating on you so bad your bastard of a father is going to wake up aching. As bad as you want to get your hands on me Killswitch, I'm waiting for that bell to ring to bring you hell. To make you feel the pain that you made others feel, no, not for them, for me. Because there comes a time when a motherfucker has to come to realize that there will always be someone better than him. And that man is me, that man doesn't need to have hardcore in his name because he lives it every day. Your insecurities have become clearer with every release of one of your promos.

Ash: You tell people that when you step into the ring you need to remind people who you are, really, I think I pretty much nailed it in my last promo. I think I've proven I know each and every one of you, I don't need a reminder with your so called "hardcore presence", what is it, the not bathing for months look, I think Mick Foley captured that. But if you look at the ECW, there were several wrestlers who took pride in themselves to not look like they just woke up and walked to the ring. You dressing poorly because you use all of your money on Magic the Gathering cards doesn't make you hardcore, it makes you bad with money.

Ash: What is interesting is that you called everyone smack talkin' bitches, and I keyed on to that, you may not talk that much, which makes for a great promo, and by the way bubba, that was sarcasm, but it told me that you actually get your moronic feelings hurt. You're a big softy, and I don't mean it the way your mother did when she was trying to fuck you because your daddy was away. No, I mean someone gets a little too emotional when he gets spoken to in a manner that is not kissing his ass. You warn us that we better get ready for an asskicking if we piss you off, and we're supposed to take that as a threat because of your stature, your persona, but really it's because you don't want to get your stupid Chicken Soup for the Soul, Oprah watchin' feelings hurt.

Ash's smile turns into a very serious face.

Ash: You're not going to teach me a lesson and threatening me with blood and bruises ain't going to stop me from lighting you up and dropping you on your fat ass. I'm coming for my title and I will step on your throat to get it Killswitch. I ain't no big talker, I'm a man that is out to create his own destiny. When I came into MPW, it took everything in my power to create a ripple, to get anyone talking about me, and now when I'm right at the edge of the pool, you will not be taking that away from me. You're going to have to pull it from my dead hands, and as appetitizing as that sounds, you won't even fuckin' touch me.
Ash: You are sinking faster and faster and there will be no one that will lend you a hand. You say that you've beaten many world champions, better than MPW has to offer, that's awesome, then why the fuck are you here. Because you believe this place to be lesser than the places you've been. Now I know I'm a jerk, but I do have some sense of loyalty to the place that gives me a check every week. You are an ungrateful piece of shit, and you call yourself a veteran, that may be, but your accomplishments elsewhere mean dick here. And when I beat you, it'll be like beating all those people you once beat. You are living out the end of your career and instead of being a stand up man, you think you are some monster that can't be handled. I'm going to set that record straight when I take you out. No one thought Justin Fischer would stand a chance against you, well he proved that you are beatable and I'm going to put the stamp of confirmation on that when I beat you.

Ash: And you said it best, when you lose you fall to the bottom fast. Now with rumors of you leaving anyway, it really shouldn't matter that you are in this match. You tell these people that you have fought hardest to get this title and once you do, you'll leave? What a load of shit, what a spit in the face to those people you say believe in you. The audience doesn't like me, nor me them, but you have those people out there that live through you, because they think you can do what they can't, and all you can think about is if MPW has to offer you what you need to survive. Fuck you!

Ash rolls his shoulder and rolls his head from one shoulder to the other to calm down.

Ash: A man on a mission, more like a man on a soap box. Don't worry about being fucked over, when I win this title, it'll be real cut and clear that I won the match.You're worried about it being your time, and that this match is yours because of a nickname, you're not taking into account my talent, my desire to win, and the fact that I'm going to break your face. Get out of here traitor, nevermind, what am I saying, once I beat you and everyone else, you'll scream fluke and leave on your own accord. Pack your bags bitch, it's your time to leave.

Ash: Killswitch, the ring is your kingdom....well as inaccurate as it is, you're about to be overtaken....by the King of the motherfuckin' Mountain.

Ash: I've destroyed each of you verbally, I've humiliated you on a level you never thought possible, and I did it all with a smile on my face. The world knows now that I'm coming home with my title.....it's just too bad none of you were prepared for it.

Poe walks into the locker room and nods. Ash smiles to the camera, and the camera fades to ....

-Black-

((Sorry about coding, feeling under the weather))