Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2012 2:35:08 GMT -5
*** Somewhere in Beverly Hills, we find ourselves at a luxurious multi-million dollar home, easily in the 5-8 range. Tyler Rose is lounging in an outdoor Jacuzzi, leaning back against the side with an irritated look on his face. We appear to be outdoors, on a back patio that is next to a near Olympic size pool. Tyler motions for the camera crew to step forward.[/i] ***
{Tyler Rose}:[/color] Hey! (points toward the camera)[/i] What the hell are you doing here?! I thought we scheduled this interview for tomorrow?! (sighs)[/i] Well, since you’re already here, I suppose I can say something.
*** Tyler stands up and gets out of the tub, taking a black towel with a small red rose embroidered on the front, and wipes himself down. He then throws the towel around his neck, and walks toward the camera.[/i] ***
{Tyler Rose}: This, is fucking unbelievable! I mean, it is total fucking unbelievable! I shouldn’t have to clue you in, I’m sure you were watching on Monday night. But just in case you forgot to set the DVR, I’ve asked the MPW techies to add the footage from the end of my match right here. Have a look!
*** The scene fades into footage from “MNME”, at the end of Tyler’s match with Ryu. We see the double finish, and referee’s arguing about the result inside the ring. That scene fades to black, and we rejoin Tyler who is now holding an ice pack on the back of his head.[/i] ***
{Tyler Rose}: Ok, so normally you win, or you lose. No, I don’t like losing any more than the next guy. But as you clearly saw on the footage, I didn’t lose! Thing is, I didn’t win either! What the hell kind of officiating is that?! I put my body through hell in the ring so that I can get a result. What is this now – a tie?!! Yeah, right! That’s like me having an awesome scene with a gorgeous bombshell, and then right before the money shot of all money shots, the scene is suddenly over. I don’t get to blow my load. Fans would never accept that! Hell, I wouldn’t accept that! It may be fun in the process, but the pop is the result of it and is simply amazing! Besides, the fans want to see me cum and they want to see it for every scene I shoot.
Let’s move to the wrestling world now. If every match ended in a tie, I don’t think the MPW would be in business very long. Yeah, I heard the excuses… it was fluke, it rarely happens, yadda… yadda… yadda… Once is too many times for me! I don’t put my body through this for no payout! So the idea is to give us another match. Except this time, let’s make it a 15 minute Iron Man match. 15 minutes?! Are you kidding me?! My regular matches last longer. All I have to say to that one is… not a problem!
Stamina and endurance is my specialty. If you blow your load too quick in the adult biz, one scene could just about end your hopes of being the next John Holmes. 30 minutes is nothing! You’ve got all the foreplay, then the oral, not to mention all the starts and stops during the main course for position and camera shifts. 30 minutes on film is going to take a hell of a lot longer than 30 minutes to shoot. Well, unless you’re going for the reality style, quick and dirty method. And for anyone out there who wants to bring up the differences in adult acting and wrestling… let’s see a guy like Ryu go the distance on set!
*** Tyler removes the ice pack from the back of his head, just as a cell phone can be heard sounding off back near the tub. Tyler sets the ice pack down on a nearby table, then walks over to retrieve the phone and answer it. The ringtone is his very own theme song “Bedroom Eyes” by Yngwei Malmsteen. The camera moves in closer to try and have a listen.[/i] ***
{Tyler Rose}:[/b] (on the phone) Hello? - - Well, I’ve been better that’s for sure. How about yourself? - - So… what’s the word?! Tomorrow afternoon good then? The MPW monkeys send their camera crew over today instead of tomorrow. I’m free all day. - - (slowly getting more angry as the call goes on)[/i] What do you mean, they cancelled the shoot?! - - - Yeah, I’m still sore from my match, but I’ll manage. I’m cleared to wrestle at the PPV, so I’m clear to get my rocks off over the weekend! I need to let off some steam, and there’s no better way than by banging the shit out of a gorgeous lady! - - - Yeah, yeah… I get it. I don’t like it, but I get it.
*** Tyler hangs up the phone in disgust, and stands there with a scowl on his face for a moment, before walking as if with a purpose, back toward the camera. He has a very stern, serious look on his face.[/i] ***
{Tyler Rose}:[/b] Ok, this shit has to end right here and now! I asked to be hired by this organization because I enjoy the sport, and I wanted to add some more income with something I really enjoy. So far, it’s not quite as fun as it should be. First, some crazy loony tune attacks me for no reason and I lose out on some wonderful paying gigs last weekend. Paying as in - getting laid, and getting cold hard cash for the effort! (cracks a quick smile)[/i] INSANE! Next, my debut match ends in a fucking tie! I DON’T do this for ties! On top of that, my next scene was cancelled! Something about my match being quite physical, and the docs want to make sure my head is 100% ok. Now, if I had at least a verdict in my match… win or lose… that would have been something. I wouldn’t be happy at not doing my scene, but I could be proud of what I did in the ring, and how I showed Ryu that I wasn’t going to be some newbie pushover that he can use as a stepping stone to get ahead! Instead, I get a no contest tie, and I can’t do my scene! Thus far, the MPW is batting 0 for 2. I didn’t sign on for this much frustration!
So, I guess the bottom line is, how is the match going to go at the PPV? Well I sure as hell can tell you how it’s not going to go. There will NOT be a damn tie this time! One way or another we are going to have a winner. And I’m going to do everything In my power to make sure it’s me!
Now then, since I’m not getting paid to get laid, for the 2'nd weekend in a row, I’ve got to find some action to blow off some steam. Head trauma or no, I MUST satisfy my body’s sexual desires. If I can’t hook up… heaven help Ryu when we meet at the PPV. And as much as I would love to see Ryu get the full blunt of my pent up sexual rage and frustration for some well deserved payback for that unprovoked blindside attack, I can’t wait that long! I’ve just now gone into emergency overdrive!
*** Tyler takes his phone and begins scrolling through the touch screen, looking through his contact list for a hookup. He appears to have selected a number, dials, then begins the conversation as the scene fades to black…[/i] ***
{Tyler Rose}:[/b] Jenna… Tyler! How’s it going baby?!
{Tyler Rose}:[/color] Hey! (points toward the camera)[/i] What the hell are you doing here?! I thought we scheduled this interview for tomorrow?! (sighs)[/i] Well, since you’re already here, I suppose I can say something.
*** Tyler stands up and gets out of the tub, taking a black towel with a small red rose embroidered on the front, and wipes himself down. He then throws the towel around his neck, and walks toward the camera.[/i] ***
{Tyler Rose}: This, is fucking unbelievable! I mean, it is total fucking unbelievable! I shouldn’t have to clue you in, I’m sure you were watching on Monday night. But just in case you forgot to set the DVR, I’ve asked the MPW techies to add the footage from the end of my match right here. Have a look!
*** The scene fades into footage from “MNME”, at the end of Tyler’s match with Ryu. We see the double finish, and referee’s arguing about the result inside the ring. That scene fades to black, and we rejoin Tyler who is now holding an ice pack on the back of his head.[/i] ***
{Tyler Rose}: Ok, so normally you win, or you lose. No, I don’t like losing any more than the next guy. But as you clearly saw on the footage, I didn’t lose! Thing is, I didn’t win either! What the hell kind of officiating is that?! I put my body through hell in the ring so that I can get a result. What is this now – a tie?!! Yeah, right! That’s like me having an awesome scene with a gorgeous bombshell, and then right before the money shot of all money shots, the scene is suddenly over. I don’t get to blow my load. Fans would never accept that! Hell, I wouldn’t accept that! It may be fun in the process, but the pop is the result of it and is simply amazing! Besides, the fans want to see me cum and they want to see it for every scene I shoot.
Let’s move to the wrestling world now. If every match ended in a tie, I don’t think the MPW would be in business very long. Yeah, I heard the excuses… it was fluke, it rarely happens, yadda… yadda… yadda… Once is too many times for me! I don’t put my body through this for no payout! So the idea is to give us another match. Except this time, let’s make it a 15 minute Iron Man match. 15 minutes?! Are you kidding me?! My regular matches last longer. All I have to say to that one is… not a problem!
Stamina and endurance is my specialty. If you blow your load too quick in the adult biz, one scene could just about end your hopes of being the next John Holmes. 30 minutes is nothing! You’ve got all the foreplay, then the oral, not to mention all the starts and stops during the main course for position and camera shifts. 30 minutes on film is going to take a hell of a lot longer than 30 minutes to shoot. Well, unless you’re going for the reality style, quick and dirty method. And for anyone out there who wants to bring up the differences in adult acting and wrestling… let’s see a guy like Ryu go the distance on set!
*** Tyler removes the ice pack from the back of his head, just as a cell phone can be heard sounding off back near the tub. Tyler sets the ice pack down on a nearby table, then walks over to retrieve the phone and answer it. The ringtone is his very own theme song “Bedroom Eyes” by Yngwei Malmsteen. The camera moves in closer to try and have a listen.[/i] ***
{Tyler Rose}:[/b] (on the phone) Hello? - - Well, I’ve been better that’s for sure. How about yourself? - - So… what’s the word?! Tomorrow afternoon good then? The MPW monkeys send their camera crew over today instead of tomorrow. I’m free all day. - - (slowly getting more angry as the call goes on)[/i] What do you mean, they cancelled the shoot?! - - - Yeah, I’m still sore from my match, but I’ll manage. I’m cleared to wrestle at the PPV, so I’m clear to get my rocks off over the weekend! I need to let off some steam, and there’s no better way than by banging the shit out of a gorgeous lady! - - - Yeah, yeah… I get it. I don’t like it, but I get it.
*** Tyler hangs up the phone in disgust, and stands there with a scowl on his face for a moment, before walking as if with a purpose, back toward the camera. He has a very stern, serious look on his face.[/i] ***
{Tyler Rose}:[/b] Ok, this shit has to end right here and now! I asked to be hired by this organization because I enjoy the sport, and I wanted to add some more income with something I really enjoy. So far, it’s not quite as fun as it should be. First, some crazy loony tune attacks me for no reason and I lose out on some wonderful paying gigs last weekend. Paying as in - getting laid, and getting cold hard cash for the effort! (cracks a quick smile)[/i] INSANE! Next, my debut match ends in a fucking tie! I DON’T do this for ties! On top of that, my next scene was cancelled! Something about my match being quite physical, and the docs want to make sure my head is 100% ok. Now, if I had at least a verdict in my match… win or lose… that would have been something. I wouldn’t be happy at not doing my scene, but I could be proud of what I did in the ring, and how I showed Ryu that I wasn’t going to be some newbie pushover that he can use as a stepping stone to get ahead! Instead, I get a no contest tie, and I can’t do my scene! Thus far, the MPW is batting 0 for 2. I didn’t sign on for this much frustration!
So, I guess the bottom line is, how is the match going to go at the PPV? Well I sure as hell can tell you how it’s not going to go. There will NOT be a damn tie this time! One way or another we are going to have a winner. And I’m going to do everything In my power to make sure it’s me!
Now then, since I’m not getting paid to get laid, for the 2'nd weekend in a row, I’ve got to find some action to blow off some steam. Head trauma or no, I MUST satisfy my body’s sexual desires. If I can’t hook up… heaven help Ryu when we meet at the PPV. And as much as I would love to see Ryu get the full blunt of my pent up sexual rage and frustration for some well deserved payback for that unprovoked blindside attack, I can’t wait that long! I’ve just now gone into emergency overdrive!
*** Tyler takes his phone and begins scrolling through the touch screen, looking through his contact list for a hookup. He appears to have selected a number, dials, then begins the conversation as the scene fades to black…[/i] ***
{Tyler Rose}:[/b] Jenna… Tyler! How’s it going baby?!