Post by Christian Carter on Oct 8, 2012 22:47:17 GMT -5
~The scene opens in a parking lot in Phoenix Arizona. Christian Carter is staring with his hand on his chin as a man in a blue suit stands next to him with a set of keys~
Christian Carter: one thousand...
Salesman: I’m sorry the highest I’ll go is five hundred
Christian Carter: eight hundred..
Salesman: Sir, five hundred
~Christian lets out a deep breathe and the camera shows his old beat up station wagon sitting in front of them with a bent antenna, cracked rim, dented door and falling off bumper~
Christian Carter: Alright fine! Five hundred
Salesman: Sir, you are making a great investment. We will get your car cleaned up and bring it out to you.
~The salesman walks away and Christian leans down and cleans off a spot from his car with his sleeve.~
Christian Carter: Well buddy we had a ton of good times together. We traveled the world and back. Well mostly Arizona and some of Las Vegas but hey, we had plenty of good times right?
~Christian smiles and stands up. He leans on the hood and stares in to it~
FLASHBACK: ~A young Christian is in the backseat of the car fumbling with a young Shelley’s bra.~
Christian Carter: ALMOST... GOT IT!
Shelley: Let me do it!
Christian Carter: NO I got it!
Shelley: Christian let me do it!
Christian Carter: There it’s off... WOW those are huge!
~Christian smiles as he pats the hood of the car. Behind him a car alarm is going off which sets off another cars car alarm. Christian looks behind him in to the lot of hundreds of cars. Jake Cage is weaving in and out of the cars around the area where the alarms are going off. He finally gets near Christian and stops in front of him, hitting in to the station wagon and knocking off it’s bumper. He is out of breathing heavily as he gets his words out~
Jake Cage: Christ...ian. We... Gotta... Go
Christian Carter: Jake calm down what the hell happened, breathe man breathe!
Jake Cage: A squirrel stole my bag of cashews, I chased the little guy but he was hungry. He showed fangs and next thing I know the little guys stuck in the exhaust pipe of an SUV. Don’t worry I got him out but I might have broken the truck.. A lot. Best part is little guy is safe and I have my nuts!
Christian Carter: My god Jake, really? Well just stay here and don’t draw attention to it okay?
Jake Cage: okay okay. Where is spok with your new car? That ride is sweet!
Christian Carter: Oh I know and so is the price.. Gonna cost me an arm and a leg to pay that off but as long as I keep my Sin City Championship Im in the money.
~Christian puts his hand out to give Jake a pound but Jake puts his hand out to high five. They hit hands awkwardly and try to get it right before just giving up. The salesman drives around a black Chevy Camaro with chrome rims and tinted windows. Jake’s jaw drops and Christian’s smile is ear to ear. The man steps out~
Salesman: Here ya go sir! We are good to go. What are all those alarms going off for?
Christian Carter: I don’t know sir. Thank you for your help I appreciate it. Let’s go Jake. ...... Jake?
Jake Cage: HEY CAN I DRIVE HOME!
~Jake is in the drivers seat with his feet on the dashboard and the steering wheel in between making race car noises with his mouth while steering the car~
Christian Carter: Are you kidding me Jake? You are worse than a little kid! I’m driving!
~Jake scoots over to the passenger seat and Christian climbs in to the car. He starts the engine and revs it. He smirks and looks at Jake~
Jake Cage: Sounds like a tiger in heat!
Christian Carter: It’s beautiful isn’t it!
~Christian drives out of the lot and on to the main road. Jake is playing with the radio and Christian swats his hand away and turns it off~
Jake Cage: Hey im trying to find my song! Here’s my number so call me maybeeee!
Christian Carter: Jake I gotta focus. In just three days I have my first title defense against none other than Primal. The guy is ready to go and I feel a little threatened. I know champions shouldn’t be but this guy has no remorse
Jake Cage: Ohhhh please don’t worry about Primal. He’s not that big. Wait he’s the one with the slicked back blonde hair right?
Christian Carter: No that’s Ian Andrews
Jake Cage: OH Goood! I was just trying to be nice, that guy would kill you! He’s on a hot win streak!
Christian Carter: Man Jake. Im serious right now. I’m in a steel cage with a monster.
Jake Cage: Listen, you were in a triple threat with this guy and Kried. Kried is pretty big too. You have always been the under dog and now you are the big deal, the main attraction. If anyone can do it, it would be you. Look at all you overcame this past year, you even got Shelley back. I think come After Shock you are walking out with that Championship and Primal is going to pay.
~They pause for a second~
Christian Carter: Wow... That was very un like you Jake
Jake Cage: I know weird huh? So where are we eating dinner? Arby’s? DQ? OH I CAN TOTALLY GO FOR A BLIZZARD RIGHT NOW!
Christian Carter: And Jake Cage is back!
~Christian’s phone rings and he presses a button on the dashboard~
Christian Carter: Watch this Jake... Hello??
Shelley: Hey Christian, what’s going on?
Christian Carter: Oh nothing just riding in my new car!
Shelley: Wow you got a new car? It’s about time! Good memories in that old thing though. Remember that time you....
Christian Carter: Say Hi to Jake Shelley!
Shelley: Oh hi Jake
Jake Cage: Hey Shelley my girl! I still have to meet you, I think we can be best friends. But my boy Christian here, he is a Champion and you better not bring him down! Charles Barkley had Madonna, A-Rod had Cameron Diaz, Jeter had.. Well Jeter has everyone. Don’t bring my boy down!
Shelley: *laughs* Oh Jake don’t worry I won’t. Besides I wouldn’t say we are dating even, would you Chris?
Christian Carter: Umm... Uhh...
Jake Cage: Chris! White Castle! Let’s stop!
~Christian turns off the exit~
Christian Carter: Do you want to do dinner tomorrow night Shelley? We can go to La Pizzetta where we used to go all the time. Come on it will be fun
Shelley: .. Oh I don’t know. Yeah sure let’s do it
Christian Carter: Great! I’ll talk to you later I gotta go before Jake eat’s the windshield.
Shelley: Bye guys!
~Shelley hangs up and Jake is slobbering out the window like a dog as they pull up to white castle~
Christian Carter: Watch the leather seats man!
Jake Cage: Sorry, don’t worry my beard caught all my slobber! Hey speaking of beards do you think Primal’s beard is better than mine?
Christian Carter: No Jake your beard is ten times better. It’s like a brilo pad minus the blue mushy soapy stuff.
Jake Cage: good good. Say let’s get a crave case! I think we can do it! Only fifteen burgers each. I’m so game! Man verse food style!
Christian Carter: I’m on a diet Jake! I have to beat Primal! I’ll have ten.
~Scene fades~
Christian Carter: one thousand...
Salesman: I’m sorry the highest I’ll go is five hundred
Christian Carter: eight hundred..
Salesman: Sir, five hundred
~Christian lets out a deep breathe and the camera shows his old beat up station wagon sitting in front of them with a bent antenna, cracked rim, dented door and falling off bumper~
Christian Carter: Alright fine! Five hundred
Salesman: Sir, you are making a great investment. We will get your car cleaned up and bring it out to you.
~The salesman walks away and Christian leans down and cleans off a spot from his car with his sleeve.~
Christian Carter: Well buddy we had a ton of good times together. We traveled the world and back. Well mostly Arizona and some of Las Vegas but hey, we had plenty of good times right?
~Christian smiles and stands up. He leans on the hood and stares in to it~
FLASHBACK: ~A young Christian is in the backseat of the car fumbling with a young Shelley’s bra.~
Christian Carter: ALMOST... GOT IT!
Shelley: Let me do it!
Christian Carter: NO I got it!
Shelley: Christian let me do it!
Christian Carter: There it’s off... WOW those are huge!
~Christian smiles as he pats the hood of the car. Behind him a car alarm is going off which sets off another cars car alarm. Christian looks behind him in to the lot of hundreds of cars. Jake Cage is weaving in and out of the cars around the area where the alarms are going off. He finally gets near Christian and stops in front of him, hitting in to the station wagon and knocking off it’s bumper. He is out of breathing heavily as he gets his words out~
Jake Cage: Christ...ian. We... Gotta... Go
Christian Carter: Jake calm down what the hell happened, breathe man breathe!
Jake Cage: A squirrel stole my bag of cashews, I chased the little guy but he was hungry. He showed fangs and next thing I know the little guys stuck in the exhaust pipe of an SUV. Don’t worry I got him out but I might have broken the truck.. A lot. Best part is little guy is safe and I have my nuts!
Christian Carter: My god Jake, really? Well just stay here and don’t draw attention to it okay?
Jake Cage: okay okay. Where is spok with your new car? That ride is sweet!
Christian Carter: Oh I know and so is the price.. Gonna cost me an arm and a leg to pay that off but as long as I keep my Sin City Championship Im in the money.
~Christian puts his hand out to give Jake a pound but Jake puts his hand out to high five. They hit hands awkwardly and try to get it right before just giving up. The salesman drives around a black Chevy Camaro with chrome rims and tinted windows. Jake’s jaw drops and Christian’s smile is ear to ear. The man steps out~
Salesman: Here ya go sir! We are good to go. What are all those alarms going off for?
Christian Carter: I don’t know sir. Thank you for your help I appreciate it. Let’s go Jake. ...... Jake?
Jake Cage: HEY CAN I DRIVE HOME!
~Jake is in the drivers seat with his feet on the dashboard and the steering wheel in between making race car noises with his mouth while steering the car~
Christian Carter: Are you kidding me Jake? You are worse than a little kid! I’m driving!
~Jake scoots over to the passenger seat and Christian climbs in to the car. He starts the engine and revs it. He smirks and looks at Jake~
Jake Cage: Sounds like a tiger in heat!
Christian Carter: It’s beautiful isn’t it!
~Christian drives out of the lot and on to the main road. Jake is playing with the radio and Christian swats his hand away and turns it off~
Jake Cage: Hey im trying to find my song! Here’s my number so call me maybeeee!
Christian Carter: Jake I gotta focus. In just three days I have my first title defense against none other than Primal. The guy is ready to go and I feel a little threatened. I know champions shouldn’t be but this guy has no remorse
Jake Cage: Ohhhh please don’t worry about Primal. He’s not that big. Wait he’s the one with the slicked back blonde hair right?
Christian Carter: No that’s Ian Andrews
Jake Cage: OH Goood! I was just trying to be nice, that guy would kill you! He’s on a hot win streak!
Christian Carter: Man Jake. Im serious right now. I’m in a steel cage with a monster.
Jake Cage: Listen, you were in a triple threat with this guy and Kried. Kried is pretty big too. You have always been the under dog and now you are the big deal, the main attraction. If anyone can do it, it would be you. Look at all you overcame this past year, you even got Shelley back. I think come After Shock you are walking out with that Championship and Primal is going to pay.
~They pause for a second~
Christian Carter: Wow... That was very un like you Jake
Jake Cage: I know weird huh? So where are we eating dinner? Arby’s? DQ? OH I CAN TOTALLY GO FOR A BLIZZARD RIGHT NOW!
Christian Carter: And Jake Cage is back!
~Christian’s phone rings and he presses a button on the dashboard~
Christian Carter: Watch this Jake... Hello??
Shelley: Hey Christian, what’s going on?
Christian Carter: Oh nothing just riding in my new car!
Shelley: Wow you got a new car? It’s about time! Good memories in that old thing though. Remember that time you....
Christian Carter: Say Hi to Jake Shelley!
Shelley: Oh hi Jake
Jake Cage: Hey Shelley my girl! I still have to meet you, I think we can be best friends. But my boy Christian here, he is a Champion and you better not bring him down! Charles Barkley had Madonna, A-Rod had Cameron Diaz, Jeter had.. Well Jeter has everyone. Don’t bring my boy down!
Shelley: *laughs* Oh Jake don’t worry I won’t. Besides I wouldn’t say we are dating even, would you Chris?
Christian Carter: Umm... Uhh...
Jake Cage: Chris! White Castle! Let’s stop!
~Christian turns off the exit~
Christian Carter: Do you want to do dinner tomorrow night Shelley? We can go to La Pizzetta where we used to go all the time. Come on it will be fun
Shelley: .. Oh I don’t know. Yeah sure let’s do it
Christian Carter: Great! I’ll talk to you later I gotta go before Jake eat’s the windshield.
Shelley: Bye guys!
~Shelley hangs up and Jake is slobbering out the window like a dog as they pull up to white castle~
Christian Carter: Watch the leather seats man!
Jake Cage: Sorry, don’t worry my beard caught all my slobber! Hey speaking of beards do you think Primal’s beard is better than mine?
Christian Carter: No Jake your beard is ten times better. It’s like a brilo pad minus the blue mushy soapy stuff.
Jake Cage: good good. Say let’s get a crave case! I think we can do it! Only fifteen burgers each. I’m so game! Man verse food style!
Christian Carter: I’m on a diet Jake! I have to beat Primal! I’ll have ten.
~Scene fades~
