Post by promisedones on Oct 17, 2012 0:16:47 GMT -5
~Scene opens with an over the top view of a big Carnival with people laughing, kids running around. People screaming on rides spinning in circles faster and faster. Bells are heard ringing, carnies are yelling and finally the scene cuts down to a basketball game where Jake Cage and Christian Carter are standing next to it with dollar bills in their hand~
Jake Cage: How many do you have left!
Christian Carter: I have three singles and a fifty.
Jake Cage: Great well lets get change for that fifty and have a blast!
Christian Carter: You really think we can spend fifty dollars here? This place is just a jumble of fried food, puke and little annoying kids running around. I guarantee we are here for fifteen minutes and you want to leave just like that time I took you to see Frankenweenie.
Jake Cage: Well hey! Im lactose intolerant and you bought me pretzels with cheese sauce!
Christian Carter: That didn’t mean you had to eat it!
Jake Cage: Well I didn’t know there was cheese in lactose
Christian Carter: I have nothing to say about that comment. Alright fine, ill break this fifty but I swear to god if im stuck with forty singles.. Its your ass
Jake Cage: Hey we could always go to a strip club! He he
~Christian looks at Jake but than lets out a deep sigh and walks over to the concession stand~
Christian Carter: Can I get change for a fifty please?
Jake Cage: YES!!!!!
Cashier: You need to buy something, I cant just open the register for anyone.
Christian Carter: Are you kidding me..
Jake Cage: Oh! I’ll have large Coke with a vanilla swirl ice cream cone!
Christian Carter: Jake! Lactose!
Jake Cage: There’s lactose in Coke?!
Christian Carter: Let me have two Cokes please... Thanks.
~The woman hands Carter the sodas and than hands him back change. Carter thanks the woman and than walks away, back to the game~
Jake Cage: Loosen up C Squared! It’s going to be a great night!
“YOU WANNA WIN SOME PRIZES!? YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO SINK A BASKET FROM THE THREE POINT LINE!? STEP RIGHT UP!”
Jake Cage: Oh Oh! Let’s do it Christian! I am awesome at basketball! I think I can do this!
~Christian hands him some money and folds his arms as Jake gets three basketballs placed in front of him~
Jake Cage: Let’s see here, how do you hold this thing. Were are the seems. I can’t seem to find them. HAHA Seem. Hmm... I wonder if I can throw a curveball with this thing. O well here we go!
~Jake launches the first basketball really fast and hard towards the net. It bounces off the backboard and flies right in to the middle of the stand holding glass bowls to win goldfish. Glass breaking noises are heard and Christian’s face cringes~
Jake Cage: Hmm... So I have to get it in that basket to win right?
“Uh.. Yes sir. That is how basketball works”
~Jake bounces the basketball with two hands and than launches it in the air. He hits the carnie running the stand in the head and knocks him off his stool. The man lays on the ground and gets up holding his megaphone~
“GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY BOOTH!”
Jake Cage: Hey easy man. Not all of us can be NBA Hall of Famers like Eric Lindros okay!
~Christian shakes his head and Jake drops the third basketball as he starts to walk away. It rolls to Christian’s feet. He holds it and bounces it. Christian launches it from a distance and swishes it in the net. Bells go off and the carnie looks stunned at Christian Carter~
Christian Carter: Doesn’t seem that hard..
Jake Cage: CHRISTIAN YOU’RE A SUPERSTAR! DEREK JETER WOULD BE PROUD CHRISTIAN!
Christian Carter: What it’s no big deal.
“Sir pick your prize!”
Jake Cage: Oh pick something good!
~Christian looks around and points to the giant Scooby Doo~
Christian Carter: Yeah that guy right there, Scooby Doo.
~The guy hands the big stuffed animal to Christian and he puts it on the ground~
Christian Carter: Well Jake.. It’s all yours.
Jake Cage: REALLY!? YOU WON ME A PRIZE CHRISTIAN!? Oh my god it’s bro love. This is bro love right here. Give me a hug.
Christian Carter: no no.. Its fine. Just take it. What do we do next.
~Jake puts the Scooby Doo on his back and starts walking towards the Ferris Wheel~
Christian Carter: Oh... No.. I’ll stay down here. You and Scooby go
Jake Cage: Come on Christian. What are you afraid of heights?
Christian Carter:......
Jake Cage: DUDE! You’re a wrestlers and you’re afraid of heights? My god, we can never have a ladder match because you are afraid of heights and I’m afraid of ladders! We would never win!
Christian Carter: I’m serious Jake... Don’t make me!
Jake Cage: Come on ya big baby!
~Jake pushes Christian through the turnstile and hands the man some singles. The guy puts them in place and they wait on the platform. Christian breathes in and out heavily as the cart comes to a stop. They step in and the cart wobbles. Christian grabs on and gulps. He sits down and holds on tightly to the bars as the gate closes and they start going up. They go to the top and stop for a few seconds while swaying in the wind~
Christian Carter: Jake.. Why are we stopped up here. Is it broken. Are we stuck. What is going on. I can’t climb down from here. I’ll never see Shelley again. Ill never win back the Sin City Championship.
~Christian makes the sign of the cross and starts mumbling. Jake leans over the edge and laughs~
Jake Cage: Christian! Everyone looks like little ants from up here! Take a look!
~Christian looks over the edge and his eyes light up and he starts to freak out more~
Christian Carter: Jake get me out of this thing!
Jake Cage: Relax Carter.. They are just loading other people in the cards below us. We will go any.. Second!
~The carts stop and the cart jerks a bit. Christian holds on. The Ferris Wheel goes around a few times as Jake watches out the side fascinated. Christian looks out the side again and a small smile breaks out.~
Music begins to play
~As the music plays the scene shows the two laughing on the Ferris Wheel, walking around the carnival with Scooby doo, eating cotton candy, running around to the vaporizer ride and Cage doing the strength test with the giant sledge hammer. He hits the top and a bell rings. He wins a superman cape which he puts on immediately and starts running with his arms out as Christian laughs. Next scene is Christian and Jake on the carousel ride. Christian is on a Horse, Jake is on a donkey and Scooby Doo is on a giant Turtle. The scene ends at the exit to the carnival near the parking lot~
Christian Carter: Ah, let me tell ya buddy. THAT was fun! We should do that again some time
Jake Cage: And to think you didn’t even want to come!
Christian Carter: I know I know, I’m a square
Jake Cage: It’s okay my dude! I will help you become fun again!
~Christian unlocks his car and they get in. He starts the engine and checks his phone~
Christian Carter: fifteen missed calls from Shelley.. That’s weird
Jake Cage: Did you tell her you were going out with me tonight?
Christian Carter: Oh shit..
~Christian dials his iPhone and puts it to his ear~
Christian Carter: Hey... Shelley I’m sorry I was... Yes I do remember we had a date tonight.
Jake Cage: Oh snap!
Christian Carter: I know.. I know. I’m... Look I’m.... Shelley.
~Christian listens for a few seconds~
Christian Carter: Listen Shelley let me speak a minute. Something came up with work and I had to be there. Let me make it up to you. I’ll take you out Friday Night.. Okay okay... Okay... Yes.. Uh huh
~Christian looks at Jake and rolls his eyes~
Christian Carter: Alright well.. Damn she hung up
Jake Cage: Is everything good? She going to let you take her out Friday?
Christian Carter: Yeah but its my last shot to really wow her I think. I can’t mess this one up.
Jake Cage: Oh well.. Sorry Christian
Christian Carter: For what..
Jake Cage: For making you miss your date
Christian Carter: Not your fault Jake.. Now where were we...
~Christian turns the radio up~
~Christian starts rocking back and forth in the car and singing as he puts Stunna Shades on. Jake is in shock but joins in and puts sunglasses on himself and than Scooby Doo. They pull away as the song blasts and they rock to the song~
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~Scene opens hours later as Jake and Christian walk down the halls of the Mandalay Bay Events Center. They still wear their sunglasses and Jake eats some popcorn out of a bag. He suddenly stops in his tracks and throws the popcorn behind him. He takes off his sunglasses and licks his fingers before straightening out his beard. Jake leans on the crate next to him with his hand on his hips and legs crossed~
Christian Carter: What on earth are you doing Jake.
Jake Cage: Shhhhh act cool. Here she comes!
~Tasha Jordan walks down the hall towards them and Christian cracks a smirk and laughs at Jake. Jake whistles a bit until she gets closer~
Jake Cage: Yeah and than I went to the gym and I totally benched like two thousand pounds. Yeah that might sound like a bit much but I’ve done more before. It’s like a world record or something.
~Tasha stops and smiles at Jake Cage~
Tasha Jordan: Hey guys, I’m doing a feature for the MPW Website on this Thursday’s Show with a Triple Main Event. Can I get some footage from you guys?
Jake Cage: I mean, whatever. No biggie.
Christian Carter: He means yes.. Of course.
Tasha Jordan: Great!
~Tasha takes out a flipcam and holds it up and presses record~
Tasha Jordan: Christian Carter and Jake Cage, this week on TNT you are featured in one of our three Main Event’s on the show. You guys will go one on one with Extreme Arrogance to try to capture the Tag Team Championships and go down in history as the first ever Champs.
Christian Carter: It won’t be the first time I write my name down in history here in MPW. I am also there as the first ever Sin City Champion and that’s something I will address for another time and another place but I will get that title back.
~Carter points at the camera and takes off his sun glasses~
Christian Carter: Thursday Night we face off against two guys who know what the hell they are doing. Justin Fischer is your run in the mill wise ass loud mouth who needs to be shut up. Than there’s Terrin Reign taking over for Jackson Blaze who just couldn’t get it done!
~Carter stares deeply in to the camera~
Christian Carter: I have done some studying up on Reign and it won’t be easy but nothing comes easy here in MPW
Jake Cage: Well besides Miss Biguns. Oops...
~Christian looks over at Biguns telling him to shush and he stands next to Carter staring up at him~
Christian Carter: They will get a run for their money this week and we will show them that The Promised Ones aren’t here to mess around. We aren’t some thrown together tag team, we are best friends, closer than most brothers and that adds something when we get in the ring.
Jake Cage: Brothers? You mean it? We can do blood brothers, I think I have a paper clip somewhere, that will work right? No no no, I can get a pin from the women’s locker room. No I’m not allowed in there anymore. Maybe we could..
Christian Carter: Jake.. Please. Tasha, we will shock the MPW World on Thursday and take those tag titles. We are ready for anything that gets thrown in front of us and we are absolutely ready to carry this division to the top.
Jake Cage: Yeah! And if you aint down with that I got two words..
Christian Carter: Jake! No! What did I tell you about butting in to conversations? Do you remember that talk we had? And also we can get sued for copyright infringement if you keep using those catch phrases. So let me do the talking and sit there and SHUSH
~Jake pretends to zip his lips and stands next to Carter~
Christian Carter: As I was saying, we are taking this Tag Division to the next level and elevating MPW off the charts and above and beyond the competition. So..
~Christian looks over at Jake who’s face is turning red as he wont open his mouth to breathe~
Christian Carter: JAKE BREATHE!
~Jake let’s out a deep breathe and puts his hands on his knees leaning over~
Christian Carter: Jake are you..
~Jake puts his finger up to stop Christian~
Jake Cage: I’m okay, im okay folks. Just a little oxygen lost. Nothing new!
Christian Carter: Jake you can breathe out of your nose you know
Jake Cage: What fun is that?
~Christian shakes his head and looks back at the camera~
Christian Carter: Sorry about that Tasha. My final statement, I leave you with this. The Promised Ones are everything we are cracked up to be. We are the big deal around here and we are the next big thing. Consider those Tag Titles ours..
Jake Cage: And that’s the bottom line because Jake Cage said so!
~Jake takes two water bottles from the crate next to him and starts smashing them together and than walks away as he pours the water in to his mouth while holding the bottles high above his head. Carter rolls his eyes and puts his hand in his face~
Christian Carter: Jake wait up.. You’re getting water everywhere