Post by To Be Announced on Oct 22, 2012 13:46:18 GMT -5
I think I speak for everyone when I say that the last episode of TNT truly shocked me. Well, that's not entirely true, I knew all along that that lanky twat Brandon wasn't gonna win the title, that was no shock to me. But you know what happened? I won. That's right, you heard me right, I won! I beat Ryu Kobayashi, perhaps the most intense competitor I've ever met! Oh sure, after I beat him he did almost cripple me in that Cloverleaf, and I was unable to leave the arena with my own legs, but hey, a win's a win. Don't worry about me though, I've already regained power in my legs and I will be able to compete next week, and trust me, if I have my way, I'll make sure that I'll give Kobayashi his receipt...
Chicken: To be honest Tasha, I'm glad that I'm one hundred percent, and not just because I can return to the ring straight away. No, because I just found out who I'm facing next week. The KO Kid, Chris Cable. I may have been hurting last week, but I watched what happened later that night, and I was disgusted. All respect I had for Chris Cable was lost when he hit that elbow on Kried. I don't know what this Age of Arrogance crap is, but clearly it has shown the true colors of a guy that I used to consider a friend. Chris, after what you did last week, quite frankly, I think that you're a disgrace to the legendary Mitsuharu Misawa, and if anybody is going to stand up against the Age of Arrogance, it's gonna be me.
Tasha Jordan: Uhh thank you Chicken, and thanks for having us over again.
Chicken: No problem, but umm, Tasha...are we still uhh...
Tasha Jordan: Don't worry, we're still on for Saturday night. I'll see you again.
Chicken: Awesome.
Perhaps I should explain. You just caught me concluding another interview with the darling Tasha Jordan. This time however, she actually agreed to go out for dinner with me! I'm so happy, she has been really nice to me over the past few months, and very supportive in my career. She has even helped me come out of this unhealthy obsession of Ms. Biguns! And you know what? Between you and me, I think I might actually have a chance with Tasha. I think she actually likes me!
Oh, but right now, I have much more to worry about. Just because I've lost my respect for Chris Cable doesn't mean that I no longer acknowledge him as a tough competitor. He's one of the hardest hitters in the company right now, even though he probably stuffs that elbow pad...although that could probably be because that's where his penis is...but that's just ridiculous...maybe?
Okay I'm rambling again. Right now, I'm gonna start preparing my very own elbow strikes. You know, beat him at his own game and all...anyway, that's why I got Sweeney over at my flat. And yes, I actually invited him this time!
Sweeney: Okay, so you're going up against Chris Cable. I've seen him in action, and believe me, he can easily knock you out in a flash. That's why not only do you have to learn how to avoid these attacks, but that's why you need to add these kinds of attacks in your arsenal.
Yeah, that's why I invited you here? Why are you repeating what I already told you?
Sweeney: Now you managed to get away last week after your failed attempt at a Judo hip throw, but this week you might not be so lucky...
Lucky!?
Sweeney: Alright, first things first, the Rolling Elbow. I'm gonna try and hit you with a Rolling Elbow, and I want you to avoid it, or even hit a counter attack.
You can't be serious? You!? You might break something...
Sweeney: Here I go...
Oh fuck...
Chicken: Whoa!
*SMASH!*
Sweeney: Oops...
Chicken: You're paying for that.
Sweeney: I know I know. Look, that was a bad idea. Maybe we should work on your attacks first. Why don't you try? Hit me with a Rolling Elbow.
This is gonna be fun...
Chicken: Alright then, let me just roll up this sleeve...
He doesn't even look frightened? My arms aren't that skinny are they? Oh fuck it, let's just do this!
*SMACK!*
Sweeney: OWW!!
Chicken: Oh dude, dude, I'm so sorry. Did I hurt you?
lol that was epic
Sweeney: Nah it's fine...but dude, seriously, what's up with your arms? They're so bony!!
Chicken: What? Bony!?
Sweeney: Dude, try eating some meat loaf once in a while! Damn...
Well, this is going well...
Sweeney: Look, we better call it a day. I'll come by again tomorrow to keep this up. Until then, do some push-ups or something! I'm outta here!
Oh man, is he bleeding from the mouth? Did I really do that? Oh wow, I really did! Cool. I didn't even know I could do that! Looks like I have a new move in my arsenal! Chris Cable, you had better watch yourself this week. Last week I survived a vicious battle against Ryu Kobayashi, one of the most intense wrestlers in the business today, so do you think I'm gonna back down from a fight against you? I'm gonna make you pay for what you did to Kried. I hope you love the taste of elbow, because you're gonna get one shattering your jaw on Thursday...then one for Ryu...then maybe one for Drake...and maybe one for Brandon too...
Chicken: To be honest Tasha, I'm glad that I'm one hundred percent, and not just because I can return to the ring straight away. No, because I just found out who I'm facing next week. The KO Kid, Chris Cable. I may have been hurting last week, but I watched what happened later that night, and I was disgusted. All respect I had for Chris Cable was lost when he hit that elbow on Kried. I don't know what this Age of Arrogance crap is, but clearly it has shown the true colors of a guy that I used to consider a friend. Chris, after what you did last week, quite frankly, I think that you're a disgrace to the legendary Mitsuharu Misawa, and if anybody is going to stand up against the Age of Arrogance, it's gonna be me.
Tasha Jordan: Uhh thank you Chicken, and thanks for having us over again.
Chicken: No problem, but umm, Tasha...are we still uhh...
Tasha Jordan: Don't worry, we're still on for Saturday night. I'll see you again.
Chicken: Awesome.
Perhaps I should explain. You just caught me concluding another interview with the darling Tasha Jordan. This time however, she actually agreed to go out for dinner with me! I'm so happy, she has been really nice to me over the past few months, and very supportive in my career. She has even helped me come out of this unhealthy obsession of Ms. Biguns! And you know what? Between you and me, I think I might actually have a chance with Tasha. I think she actually likes me!
Oh, but right now, I have much more to worry about. Just because I've lost my respect for Chris Cable doesn't mean that I no longer acknowledge him as a tough competitor. He's one of the hardest hitters in the company right now, even though he probably stuffs that elbow pad...although that could probably be because that's where his penis is...but that's just ridiculous...maybe?
Okay I'm rambling again. Right now, I'm gonna start preparing my very own elbow strikes. You know, beat him at his own game and all...anyway, that's why I got Sweeney over at my flat. And yes, I actually invited him this time!
Sweeney: Okay, so you're going up against Chris Cable. I've seen him in action, and believe me, he can easily knock you out in a flash. That's why not only do you have to learn how to avoid these attacks, but that's why you need to add these kinds of attacks in your arsenal.
Yeah, that's why I invited you here? Why are you repeating what I already told you?
Sweeney: Now you managed to get away last week after your failed attempt at a Judo hip throw, but this week you might not be so lucky...
Lucky!?
Sweeney: Alright, first things first, the Rolling Elbow. I'm gonna try and hit you with a Rolling Elbow, and I want you to avoid it, or even hit a counter attack.
You can't be serious? You!? You might break something...
Sweeney: Here I go...
Oh fuck...
Chicken: Whoa!
*SMASH!*
Sweeney: Oops...
Chicken: You're paying for that.
Sweeney: I know I know. Look, that was a bad idea. Maybe we should work on your attacks first. Why don't you try? Hit me with a Rolling Elbow.
This is gonna be fun...
Chicken: Alright then, let me just roll up this sleeve...
He doesn't even look frightened? My arms aren't that skinny are they? Oh fuck it, let's just do this!
*SMACK!*
Sweeney: OWW!!
Chicken: Oh dude, dude, I'm so sorry. Did I hurt you?
lol that was epic
Sweeney: Nah it's fine...but dude, seriously, what's up with your arms? They're so bony!!
Chicken: What? Bony!?
Sweeney: Dude, try eating some meat loaf once in a while! Damn...
Well, this is going well...
Sweeney: Look, we better call it a day. I'll come by again tomorrow to keep this up. Until then, do some push-ups or something! I'm outta here!
Oh man, is he bleeding from the mouth? Did I really do that? Oh wow, I really did! Cool. I didn't even know I could do that! Looks like I have a new move in my arsenal! Chris Cable, you had better watch yourself this week. Last week I survived a vicious battle against Ryu Kobayashi, one of the most intense wrestlers in the business today, so do you think I'm gonna back down from a fight against you? I'm gonna make you pay for what you did to Kried. I hope you love the taste of elbow, because you're gonna get one shattering your jaw on Thursday...then one for Ryu...then maybe one for Drake...and maybe one for Brandon too...