Post by athenacross on Oct 28, 2012 21:37:08 GMT -5
Jayde Brooklyn and Jace Carrev are standing in a gymnasium size room with Halloween decorations and hundreds of people in various costumes dancing. Jayde herself is dressed in a black Playboy Bunny costume. Beside her Jace is dressed as head of house hold, Hugh Heffner. She begins dancing as loud music plays through the speakers from every conner of the room.A loud sounds erupts from above everyone looks up shouting as orange ,black, and silver confetti litters the room. Jayde looks over to the camera and smiles holding one finger up “mouthing hold on”. The song finishes and Jayde walks over to the camera a little out of breath.
Jayde:
Sorry you had to come here to do this but this is my party. If you will just follow me we can go somewhere less exciting.
The camera follows Jayde through the party. She gets stopped once by a girl wearing a Marilyn Monroe costume.
Girl:
I love your party Jayde! Its totally sick!
Jayde smiles and continues walking. A man dressed as Steven Tyler runs up and grabs her hand.
Guy:
Dude Jayde, we are totally out of booze. I gotta run but ill be back in five with some more. Oh, here I saved you something.
The guy hands Jayde a bottle of Jack Daniels. She takes it and jumps up putting her arms around his neck.
Jayde:
Thank you so much Nick! Hurry back you know how they get when all they cant get their fix. Haha.
Jayde starts walking again and makes it to a door with cation tape across it. She opens it and steps in holding the door for the cameraman. Closing it behind them she walks across the room taking a sit in one of the two chairs. The room is simple, white walls, two chair, a couch, and a large table in the center of the room. She opens the bottle of Jack and takes a large drink, as Jay Wyatt takes a seat in the other chair.
Jayde:
So whats up Jay man?
Jay:
Well I want you to talk about Tyler Rose. Give me the Jayde we saw and loved last week.
Jayde:
Oh trust me that Jayde aint going nowhere. Now my opponent? He’s a faggot. Plain and simple. I think its pretty obvious. I dont think this is going to be much of a match. He reminds me to much of the high school bitches I used to fight. Overly concerned with their looks and whores. I mean who the hell does this guy think he is kidding? A wrestler? Haha!! If he is a wrestler, im a butterfly.
Jayde takes a drink of Jack and rolls her eyes.
Jayde:
No he isnt a wrestler. He dont have the balls. (Jayde looks at the camera with a suspicious look on her face.) You know what.. I think he is going to turn this into something for a gay rights act!
Jay:
Im sorry how is he going to do that?
Jayde rolls her eyes and looks at Jay with a “shouldnt it be obvious” look.
Jayde:
Ok its like this. Gays are always trying to prove that there is nothing wrong with being gay. So they always try to do things people like. Such as football, dancing, wrestling. To get people to like them. To bad for Flower Boy I dont support faggots. I dont like people who use dick flavored mouth wash.
Jayde sticks her tongue out.
Jay:
But isnt he with Jenna?
Jayde:
Jay, Jay. Jay. Havent you ever heard of a cover up? Well thats what she is. Nothing but a cover up. Nobody stays with a bitchy ass guy in real life. She is his TV whore. She only loves his when the film is rolling.
Jay:
Dont you think you should leave her out of it? I mean sense she isnt part of the match.
Jayde:
Gee, I dont know. Hmm.... Fuck no! Ill talk shit about whoever I want, whenever I want! Ill talk about her,you, your dog, your momma, your fucking boss for all I care. If she has a problem with me talking about her she can walk her gold diggin ass into that ring with me when I get done beating the fuck out of Flower Boy.
Jay:
Wow Jayde, you have a lot of fire in you here recently. What happened?
Jayde:
MPW happened! My first match was great, I came in and owned Jamal. (Jayde tooks 2 large drinks of Jack.) Then it was that crazy whore Calista, she beat me! Then that dick face Ash beat me. He damn near broke my back! So I had to figure out what my problem was. After a while I understood it. I was losing because I was going into all my matches thinking they would all be as easy as Jamal. But on top of that the fans were cheering for me! Screaming my name. To hear that can be a bit distracting in a fight. You want to win but you cant focus. So I decided I had plenty of time to listen to the fans scream for me outside the ring. I know ill lose my fans if I dont step it up. I was foolish and for that I have to apologize to all my true fans. The ones that screamed for me every match. Weather I won or lost. But the people in MPW have a hard time taking me seriously. The only reason they care if I walk out into that ring is to see if maybe they can see my ass. Well im changing that! If I wanted to be stared at like some whore from Flower Boys house I
would be there. Im not though, im a wrestler. I am a damn good wrestler. And im going to start fucking people up just for looking at my ass when I walk by. I am going to the top Jay! But just to make a few dicks hard ill make sure they get a good view as I stand above them. I dont care who I have to fight to get there, I dont care who I have to hurt, or how many careers I have to end. I will be the top bitch in MPW before to long. Jayde Brooklyn is coming back with murder in her plans. Step in front of me, I dare you. When you do im goin’ to break every bone in you. I am Jayde mother fucking Brooklyn. The Knoxville Knockout. To underestimate me, is to kick death in the nut sack. Only Death would be a lot gentler. Im going to torture you.
Jayde takes another drink of Jack and smiles coldly at the camera.
Jayde:
So Flower Boy be ready for this. Im not these little bitches your fucking with. In fact you have never met a bitch like me yet.You are going to need a lot more then a massage after our match hunny. Im going to come after you so hard your bitch is going to feel it. You think your something dont you? Ha, you are funny. Your nothing but a face. I think is ego is bigger then your dick. Im going to play with your head then im going to drop you on it. Im going to rip your heart out through your dick. You think the guys you faced before me were something? You aint seen shit! Im going to make you wish you were fighting James and Ryu at the same time. Anything to get out of the ring with me. Ive been dreaming about what im going to do to you Tyler. Im going to love it, the fans are going to love it, but you are going to be ripping your hair out in agony. Your going to have scratch marks down your back that will show off your ribs. Your going to be lucky if you make it out of this match with your eyes still intact pretty boy. Im going to shove your pride down your throat. However after I am going to try my best to knock the cock sucker out of you, so maybe you can call me and I can show you what you have been missing while you were bent over bitting a pillow. Bracing yourself for that dick.
Jayde smiles seductively at the camera.
Jayde:
I have a bet Jay. I bet you Flower Boy here is either a faggot or a transvestite. If he turns out to be neither ill sleep with you. If I win you have to sleep with that ugly bitch Hope, and let me record it. Sound good?
Jay:
Hmm, sounds like a deal to me. Either way I go I get laid.
Jayde rolls her eyes.
Jayde:
Well I have party to get back to. Jay your welcome to stay if you like, Flower Boy ill see you in the ring. Oh and dont forget to call me if you want to know what real pleasure feels like.
Jayde winks and blows a kiss at the camera.
Black.
Jayde:
Sorry you had to come here to do this but this is my party. If you will just follow me we can go somewhere less exciting.
The camera follows Jayde through the party. She gets stopped once by a girl wearing a Marilyn Monroe costume.
Girl:
I love your party Jayde! Its totally sick!
Jayde smiles and continues walking. A man dressed as Steven Tyler runs up and grabs her hand.
Guy:
Dude Jayde, we are totally out of booze. I gotta run but ill be back in five with some more. Oh, here I saved you something.
The guy hands Jayde a bottle of Jack Daniels. She takes it and jumps up putting her arms around his neck.
Jayde:
Thank you so much Nick! Hurry back you know how they get when all they cant get their fix. Haha.
Jayde starts walking again and makes it to a door with cation tape across it. She opens it and steps in holding the door for the cameraman. Closing it behind them she walks across the room taking a sit in one of the two chairs. The room is simple, white walls, two chair, a couch, and a large table in the center of the room. She opens the bottle of Jack and takes a large drink, as Jay Wyatt takes a seat in the other chair.
Jayde:
So whats up Jay man?
Jay:
Well I want you to talk about Tyler Rose. Give me the Jayde we saw and loved last week.
Jayde:
Oh trust me that Jayde aint going nowhere. Now my opponent? He’s a faggot. Plain and simple. I think its pretty obvious. I dont think this is going to be much of a match. He reminds me to much of the high school bitches I used to fight. Overly concerned with their looks and whores. I mean who the hell does this guy think he is kidding? A wrestler? Haha!! If he is a wrestler, im a butterfly.
Jayde takes a drink of Jack and rolls her eyes.
Jayde:
No he isnt a wrestler. He dont have the balls. (Jayde looks at the camera with a suspicious look on her face.) You know what.. I think he is going to turn this into something for a gay rights act!
Jay:
Im sorry how is he going to do that?
Jayde rolls her eyes and looks at Jay with a “shouldnt it be obvious” look.
Jayde:
Ok its like this. Gays are always trying to prove that there is nothing wrong with being gay. So they always try to do things people like. Such as football, dancing, wrestling. To get people to like them. To bad for Flower Boy I dont support faggots. I dont like people who use dick flavored mouth wash.
Jayde sticks her tongue out.
Jay:
But isnt he with Jenna?
Jayde:
Jay, Jay. Jay. Havent you ever heard of a cover up? Well thats what she is. Nothing but a cover up. Nobody stays with a bitchy ass guy in real life. She is his TV whore. She only loves his when the film is rolling.
Jay:
Dont you think you should leave her out of it? I mean sense she isnt part of the match.
Jayde:
Gee, I dont know. Hmm.... Fuck no! Ill talk shit about whoever I want, whenever I want! Ill talk about her,you, your dog, your momma, your fucking boss for all I care. If she has a problem with me talking about her she can walk her gold diggin ass into that ring with me when I get done beating the fuck out of Flower Boy.
Jay:
Wow Jayde, you have a lot of fire in you here recently. What happened?
Jayde:
MPW happened! My first match was great, I came in and owned Jamal. (Jayde tooks 2 large drinks of Jack.) Then it was that crazy whore Calista, she beat me! Then that dick face Ash beat me. He damn near broke my back! So I had to figure out what my problem was. After a while I understood it. I was losing because I was going into all my matches thinking they would all be as easy as Jamal. But on top of that the fans were cheering for me! Screaming my name. To hear that can be a bit distracting in a fight. You want to win but you cant focus. So I decided I had plenty of time to listen to the fans scream for me outside the ring. I know ill lose my fans if I dont step it up. I was foolish and for that I have to apologize to all my true fans. The ones that screamed for me every match. Weather I won or lost. But the people in MPW have a hard time taking me seriously. The only reason they care if I walk out into that ring is to see if maybe they can see my ass. Well im changing that! If I wanted to be stared at like some whore from Flower Boys house I
would be there. Im not though, im a wrestler. I am a damn good wrestler. And im going to start fucking people up just for looking at my ass when I walk by. I am going to the top Jay! But just to make a few dicks hard ill make sure they get a good view as I stand above them. I dont care who I have to fight to get there, I dont care who I have to hurt, or how many careers I have to end. I will be the top bitch in MPW before to long. Jayde Brooklyn is coming back with murder in her plans. Step in front of me, I dare you. When you do im goin’ to break every bone in you. I am Jayde mother fucking Brooklyn. The Knoxville Knockout. To underestimate me, is to kick death in the nut sack. Only Death would be a lot gentler. Im going to torture you.
Jayde takes another drink of Jack and smiles coldly at the camera.
Jayde:
So Flower Boy be ready for this. Im not these little bitches your fucking with. In fact you have never met a bitch like me yet.You are going to need a lot more then a massage after our match hunny. Im going to come after you so hard your bitch is going to feel it. You think your something dont you? Ha, you are funny. Your nothing but a face. I think is ego is bigger then your dick. Im going to play with your head then im going to drop you on it. Im going to rip your heart out through your dick. You think the guys you faced before me were something? You aint seen shit! Im going to make you wish you were fighting James and Ryu at the same time. Anything to get out of the ring with me. Ive been dreaming about what im going to do to you Tyler. Im going to love it, the fans are going to love it, but you are going to be ripping your hair out in agony. Your going to have scratch marks down your back that will show off your ribs. Your going to be lucky if you make it out of this match with your eyes still intact pretty boy. Im going to shove your pride down your throat. However after I am going to try my best to knock the cock sucker out of you, so maybe you can call me and I can show you what you have been missing while you were bent over bitting a pillow. Bracing yourself for that dick.
Jayde smiles seductively at the camera.
Jayde:
I have a bet Jay. I bet you Flower Boy here is either a faggot or a transvestite. If he turns out to be neither ill sleep with you. If I win you have to sleep with that ugly bitch Hope, and let me record it. Sound good?
Jay:
Hmm, sounds like a deal to me. Either way I go I get laid.
Jayde rolls her eyes.
Jayde:
Well I have party to get back to. Jay your welcome to stay if you like, Flower Boy ill see you in the ring. Oh and dont forget to call me if you want to know what real pleasure feels like.
Jayde winks and blows a kiss at the camera.
Black.