Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2012 17:35:52 GMT -5
*** Halloween… a night unlike any other during the year. Like New Years, parties abound, but with folks donning various costumes and makeup. As little kids, it was to go around and ask for candy in various neighborhoods. As adults… well, who doesn’t like to get a little crazy now and again?
Tonight we find “Playboy” Tyler Rose dressed in a black form fitting skin tight suit, that covers his entire body. His face is painted jet black. He stands next to a black SUV, and motions for the camera crew to come closer.[/i] ***
{Tyler Rose}:[/b] (Tyler grins wide for the camera)[/i] Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. I just absolutely love it. And I guess I should consider myself lucky that my next match happened right around this time too. People have told me what Jayde thinks about me. If all of that is the truth, then my first reaction is that it’s that time of the month. (chuckles)[/i] That, or she’s sexually starved. (looks to be in thought)[/i] Hey, wait a minute… maybe it’s both.
Ok, so the reason why we’re out here, and I’m in this ridiculous getup is simple. It’s very early in the a.m., and we’re going rolling! (smiles)[/i] You see, I know where Jayde lives, and we’re going to pay her a little visit. Well… maybe not her, but her yard. When she wakes, the trees, shrubs, grass… hell everything… will be ornamented with golden tp. Hop in and we’ll continue this on the way.
*** Tyler gets in the front passenger seat of the SUV, while the camera crew get in the back seat. The camera leans over to look in the trunk area, and sees roll upon roll of golden toilet tissue. The camera turns back around as the driver starts the vehicle, and we’re on the move. Tyler leans out of his seat, and turns his head, so he can look toward the camera.[/i] ***
{Tyler Rose}:[/b] This is a first for me. I’ve never wrestled a lady, one on one before. At first I wasn’t sure what this was all about, but now I get it. The ladies of the MPW aren’t satisfied with their own division. They want to prove that they can hang with any man in the ring. They work just as hard as we do, so they want their due. I get that. And I respect it. In the adult biz, the ladies are the draw. If you’re a male talent and you try to act like you’re all that, you’re out of work but fast. It’s the girls who draw the really lucrative contracts. It’s the girls who can command the big paydays. But the other side of that coin is that they’re going nowhere fast if there isn’t a male talent for them to work with. There’s only so much solo or lesbian work you can watch before it gets old.
It’s the same way in wrestling. You can’t wrestle yourself, so you need an opponent. And, facing the same one over and over gets old quick. Even throwing a variety of opponents your way can grow stale. That’s why you have this crossover with men wrestling women. How many leagues have come and gone that were all male or all female? You need some of both, and I think MPW is on the right track by having both and going that extra step in having them face each other.
The question comes though, in how will I handle myself in this match. I mean, she is a lady, and not a bad looker at that. Well, as far as I’m concerned… she’s an opponent and nothing more. Win or lose, I will know I went out there and gave 110%. From what I hear, she intends on doing that with me. The one thing I want to show, is that I’m not some fly by night wanna-be. I do have talent. I can go the distance on film, and I can go the distance in the ring.
*** The vehicle stops, and Tyler steps out onto the curb. The camera man gets out, and follows Tyler to the back as he opens the trunk. 4 more black SUV’s pull up behind Tyler and several young men step out dressed in similar attire, with their faces painted black. Tyler grins as he once again faces the camera.[/i] ***
{Tyler Rose}:[/b] I don’t do anything half assed. When I say ornamented with golden tp, what I really meant was so much of it, she won’t even be able to see any leaves, or grass – period. These guys even have tree climbing gear, so make sure we get maximum coverage on the larger trees. Maybe you think I’m a fool for outing this on camera and letting the world know I did it. She would know anyway… so I figured, why try to keep it a secret.
Watching some of her previous promo’s, she seems a few fries shy of a happy meal, but that won’t matter in the ring. She can say what she wants, she can do what she wants… that won’t change what’s going to happen when we meet. Yes, I wrestle when I’m not shooting porn, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have the talent and skill to kick a little ass. I’ll be so busy kicking it on TNT that I won’t have much time to look at it. Though, I will say… it’s not bad to look at either. (chuckles with a grin)[/i]
Well, I suppose the guys and I need to get busy. And just so you know Jayde – this comes from the heart. Ciao!
*** Tyler grins for the camera, and waves, then begins tossing some of the golden rolls out of his trunk to one of the other gentlemen behind him. The camera slowly fades to black.[/i] ***
Tonight we find “Playboy” Tyler Rose dressed in a black form fitting skin tight suit, that covers his entire body. His face is painted jet black. He stands next to a black SUV, and motions for the camera crew to come closer.[/i] ***
{Tyler Rose}:[/b] (Tyler grins wide for the camera)[/i] Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. I just absolutely love it. And I guess I should consider myself lucky that my next match happened right around this time too. People have told me what Jayde thinks about me. If all of that is the truth, then my first reaction is that it’s that time of the month. (chuckles)[/i] That, or she’s sexually starved. (looks to be in thought)[/i] Hey, wait a minute… maybe it’s both.
Ok, so the reason why we’re out here, and I’m in this ridiculous getup is simple. It’s very early in the a.m., and we’re going rolling! (smiles)[/i] You see, I know where Jayde lives, and we’re going to pay her a little visit. Well… maybe not her, but her yard. When she wakes, the trees, shrubs, grass… hell everything… will be ornamented with golden tp. Hop in and we’ll continue this on the way.
*** Tyler gets in the front passenger seat of the SUV, while the camera crew get in the back seat. The camera leans over to look in the trunk area, and sees roll upon roll of golden toilet tissue. The camera turns back around as the driver starts the vehicle, and we’re on the move. Tyler leans out of his seat, and turns his head, so he can look toward the camera.[/i] ***
{Tyler Rose}:[/b] This is a first for me. I’ve never wrestled a lady, one on one before. At first I wasn’t sure what this was all about, but now I get it. The ladies of the MPW aren’t satisfied with their own division. They want to prove that they can hang with any man in the ring. They work just as hard as we do, so they want their due. I get that. And I respect it. In the adult biz, the ladies are the draw. If you’re a male talent and you try to act like you’re all that, you’re out of work but fast. It’s the girls who draw the really lucrative contracts. It’s the girls who can command the big paydays. But the other side of that coin is that they’re going nowhere fast if there isn’t a male talent for them to work with. There’s only so much solo or lesbian work you can watch before it gets old.
It’s the same way in wrestling. You can’t wrestle yourself, so you need an opponent. And, facing the same one over and over gets old quick. Even throwing a variety of opponents your way can grow stale. That’s why you have this crossover with men wrestling women. How many leagues have come and gone that were all male or all female? You need some of both, and I think MPW is on the right track by having both and going that extra step in having them face each other.
The question comes though, in how will I handle myself in this match. I mean, she is a lady, and not a bad looker at that. Well, as far as I’m concerned… she’s an opponent and nothing more. Win or lose, I will know I went out there and gave 110%. From what I hear, she intends on doing that with me. The one thing I want to show, is that I’m not some fly by night wanna-be. I do have talent. I can go the distance on film, and I can go the distance in the ring.
*** The vehicle stops, and Tyler steps out onto the curb. The camera man gets out, and follows Tyler to the back as he opens the trunk. 4 more black SUV’s pull up behind Tyler and several young men step out dressed in similar attire, with their faces painted black. Tyler grins as he once again faces the camera.[/i] ***
{Tyler Rose}:[/b] I don’t do anything half assed. When I say ornamented with golden tp, what I really meant was so much of it, she won’t even be able to see any leaves, or grass – period. These guys even have tree climbing gear, so make sure we get maximum coverage on the larger trees. Maybe you think I’m a fool for outing this on camera and letting the world know I did it. She would know anyway… so I figured, why try to keep it a secret.
Watching some of her previous promo’s, she seems a few fries shy of a happy meal, but that won’t matter in the ring. She can say what she wants, she can do what she wants… that won’t change what’s going to happen when we meet. Yes, I wrestle when I’m not shooting porn, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have the talent and skill to kick a little ass. I’ll be so busy kicking it on TNT that I won’t have much time to look at it. Though, I will say… it’s not bad to look at either. (chuckles with a grin)[/i]
Well, I suppose the guys and I need to get busy. And just so you know Jayde – this comes from the heart. Ciao!
*** Tyler grins for the camera, and waves, then begins tossing some of the golden rolls out of his trunk to one of the other gentlemen behind him. The camera slowly fades to black.[/i] ***