Post by Kuk Killswitch on Nov 7, 2012 4:08:56 GMT -5
"You've been wondering where I was? You've been wondering I've been?"
A grungy voice is heard. We recognize the voice almost immediately, but is it truly him?
Voice:"Well, right before Aftershock I got hit by a car
which tore up my knee and cracked a few ribs. I went on to continue to fight against doctors orders. Bad decision. I promised to meet a girl in front of our shows arena that week. What happened? I ran late because of cutting a promo for MPW. A few men tried to rob her where we were supposed to meet. She wouldn't give it up and they shot her. She died that night. I started having really bad hallucinations. Even had one so bad that I thought she lived. Then I started taking Anti-Depressants on top of the pain meds for the surgery on top of the meds I already take and I ended up in the hospital overdosed. During my time in the hospital I began to question my career. Even thought about quitting wrestling. After the time in the Hospital I began the road to recovery. I started watching MPW and picking my point of attack. Ash Soulsfate."
The camera pans to the face of the one and only Kuk Killswitch. Kuk is dressed in his normal clothing. A black hoodie with the hood over his head, black torn jeans, and black combat boots. He is sitting in a folding chair in a small room light with only one bulb.
Kuk Killswitch:"You see, Ash is the first EVER X-Core Champion. He has clearly stated that he is not known as a hardcore wrestler. Why the FUCK is he holding MY title then?! X-Core was built on Hardcore wrestling. Yeah he stepped up and is holding the title with pride now. But he is not cut out for this lifestyle."
Kuk looks up at the camera and smirks.
Kuk Killswitch:"Ash, I am going to take this title to help you. You need this title taken away. Sin City, Television, that's where you belong. Not here in the hardcore world. You can't do this Ash, you simply can't."
Kuk sits back in the chair and takes a deep breath before continuing. We can clearly see he is getting pissed off.
Kuk Killswitch:"Now onto different matters. Andre Dixon. You want to return at my expense? You want to take my fucking spotlight? I'm going to get my hands on you. And when I do, your going to be in a world of hurt! I am going to beat you within an inch of your life puke stain! You want to come on MY turf during MY return and steal MY fucking spotlight?! You gotta be out your damn mind you stupid motherfucker! So much hype for some stupid negro."
Kuk stands up and leans forward on the wall. He shakes his
head as he is steaming mad. He takes his hood off and rubs his head before pulling it back over his head.
Kuk Killswitch:"This week I got to face Jordan Storm in a X-Core Number one contenders match. X-Core Rules. I ain't got a problem with that! Jordan you fly around the ring, you act like you belong but really all you are is a wannabe. Why did I attack you last week? Because your a fucking bitch! A wannabe in MY division! Fuck you motherfucker! You don't deserve to be in MY division let alone hold the X-Core Championship! What makes you think you can beat me? Stupid! You were about to lose anyways! Your mad about me coming out and costing you the X-Core Championship. Your an idiot! The last thing that happened before I came out was you being Speared by Ash. You were done for anyways. Don't try and say you were going to win because you stood no chance against Ash. And if you had no chance against him, what makes you think you got a chance against me?"
Kuk turns around and picks up a cup from the floor next to the
chair. He takes a sip from the cup and continues to speak while looking at the camera.
Kuk Killswitch:"X-Core Rules this week motherfucker! I'm bringing my chair, I'm bringing my barbed wire, I'm bringing my tables, my ladders, my staples. And this week, I think I might bring a new weapon in. Hmm...let's see. How bout some tacks? Some kendo sticks? Storm, remember this..I am The Hardcore Reject! I run this shit! You can believe that you can beat me, but the reality of the situation is you stand no chance! You are a single blade of grass in the field that is my enemies, and you know what? I think it's time to cut the grass!"
Kuk takes another sip from the cup as he thinks about his next
thoughts.
Kuk Killswitch:"I hope to god that you bring it this week Jordan. Cause I really need a decent match to get prepared for Ash. And yes, I am actually that damn cocky! I KNOW that I will win this week and I KNOW that I will move on to face Ash and whoever wins that other number one contenders match. Let's review that shall we?! We got that dirty fucking negro Andre Dixon! And then we got that puny little Chicken that I destroyed with ease last week! Chicken, your probably wondering why I attacked you. It's because you are weak! You are weak and worthless! You don't deserve to be in that match! I REALLY hope Andre destroys you because well, I hate your fucking guts, and I can't wait to destroy Andre!"
Kuk Killswitch:"I feel bad for y'all, I really do. I feel bad
for the whole fucking X-Core division! Cause now that I'm back, y'all are all on notice!"
Kuk takes the last sip from the cup before crushing it in his
hands and tosses it over his shoulder. He wipes his mouth and looks at the camera with a face that is only described as furious. His eyes filled with rage, he looks deep into the camera.
Kuk Killswitch:"Now, all you motherfuckers known as management listen up! I'm tired of this mistreatment! I'm tired of not being appreciated! I get a shitty ass locker room and I don't get no damn appreciation! I am at every FUCKING house show, every FUCKING press conference, I do autographs, pictures, and every other cheesy shit to make MPW money! But what do I get in return? My paycheck?! That's fucking bullshit! I betcha Ash gets a nice locker room! I betcha Bliss gets personal catering! I betcha Roxi gets limo service! And I betcha Trey mother FUCKING Baxter gets three hundred green M&Ms at every show! But what do I get? My paycheck! I fucking do so much for this company and I get nothing! I mean shit, I am seen for a split FUCKING second in the opening video for Takedown! Bullshit! Fuck management! When I win the X-Core Championship I better get the attention I deserve because if I don't, I'll personally take down management myself!"
Kuk Killswitch:"Now, follow me."
Kuk Killswitch walks out of the small room and into a larger
room. We can clearly see it is a house. Wonderfully decorated we can see numerous Championship Belts and different framed awards and pictures all over this fairly large room. Kuk walks up to one title that we notice looks familiar. Above the Championship on the wall is a large picture of Kuk Killswitch holding that Championship up. Kuk looks at the title and picture for a few moments before beginning to speak.
Kuk Killswitch:"Notice this? Well, you seen the same
Championship in a promo of TJ Pains last week. It is the EAW World Heavyweight Championship. It took me over 5 years to win this title! I got screwed over in EAW more times then a ten cent hooker! But when I finally won this title, I knew it was meant to be."
Kuk turns around and walks over to another belt. Above it,
another large picture of a younger Kuk Killswitch, bloody, but holding up the title high in the air.
Kuk Killswitch:"This is the NLSW World Heavyweight
Championship. I held this title for over a year!"
Kuk again walks over to another title. Above it a picture of a
different looking Kuk Killswitch.
Kuk Killswitch:"Now this is the XCW World Heavyweight
Championship. I retired undefeated. I had to defend this title against the best. Living Legends if you will. I take pride in that!"
Kuk turns around and looks deep at the camera.
Kuk Killswitch:"Now you ask why I took you there and showed
you those? I've been a World Champion! I've defeated the best! You might think I can't get it done, but I can go when the time calls for it! I am a hybrid! I can wrestle with any superstar and make it an incredible match! I put the fans in the seats! They don't want to admit it, but they PAY to see ME!"
Kuk turns around and walks out of the room. The camera follows as we walk through this house and out the front door. We are confused to see no apartment complex, but a neighborhood.
Kuk Killswitch:"This is my new home! After a lot of saving I
have finally been able to buy myself a home. And no, it is not in Hell's Kitchen. You think Hell's Kitchen has a nice neighborhood like this? I now live in Ozone Park, New York. But this isn't what I wanted to show you. Follow me."
Kuk walks around to the back of the house and to a large
garage. He opens the side door and we see darkness. Kuk flips on a light and we can see a wrestling ring in the middle of the garage. Kuk slides into the ring and hits the ropes a few times before sliding out and grabbing a chair. He tosses it over the rope and steps into the ring.
Kuk Killswitch:"Ash, twenty two days motherfucker! Twenty two
days until the end of your title reign! Better enjoy the last days motherfucker! Cause your days are now numbered!"
A man slides into the ring wearing a pair of sweats. Kuk grabs
the chair and slams it over the mans head. Kuk smirks as he lays the chair down and lifts the man up by the head. He locks in a pumphandle hold and then pulls it up into a tombstone position. Kuk looks at the camera before hitting his finisher onto the chair. Kuk scoots back into the corner before looking at the man and smiling sadistically.
A grungy voice is heard. We recognize the voice almost immediately, but is it truly him?
Voice:"Well, right before Aftershock I got hit by a car
which tore up my knee and cracked a few ribs. I went on to continue to fight against doctors orders. Bad decision. I promised to meet a girl in front of our shows arena that week. What happened? I ran late because of cutting a promo for MPW. A few men tried to rob her where we were supposed to meet. She wouldn't give it up and they shot her. She died that night. I started having really bad hallucinations. Even had one so bad that I thought she lived. Then I started taking Anti-Depressants on top of the pain meds for the surgery on top of the meds I already take and I ended up in the hospital overdosed. During my time in the hospital I began to question my career. Even thought about quitting wrestling. After the time in the Hospital I began the road to recovery. I started watching MPW and picking my point of attack. Ash Soulsfate."
The camera pans to the face of the one and only Kuk Killswitch. Kuk is dressed in his normal clothing. A black hoodie with the hood over his head, black torn jeans, and black combat boots. He is sitting in a folding chair in a small room light with only one bulb.
Kuk Killswitch:"You see, Ash is the first EVER X-Core Champion. He has clearly stated that he is not known as a hardcore wrestler. Why the FUCK is he holding MY title then?! X-Core was built on Hardcore wrestling. Yeah he stepped up and is holding the title with pride now. But he is not cut out for this lifestyle."
Kuk looks up at the camera and smirks.
Kuk Killswitch:"Ash, I am going to take this title to help you. You need this title taken away. Sin City, Television, that's where you belong. Not here in the hardcore world. You can't do this Ash, you simply can't."
Kuk sits back in the chair and takes a deep breath before continuing. We can clearly see he is getting pissed off.
Kuk Killswitch:"Now onto different matters. Andre Dixon. You want to return at my expense? You want to take my fucking spotlight? I'm going to get my hands on you. And when I do, your going to be in a world of hurt! I am going to beat you within an inch of your life puke stain! You want to come on MY turf during MY return and steal MY fucking spotlight?! You gotta be out your damn mind you stupid motherfucker! So much hype for some stupid negro."
Kuk stands up and leans forward on the wall. He shakes his
head as he is steaming mad. He takes his hood off and rubs his head before pulling it back over his head.
Kuk Killswitch:"This week I got to face Jordan Storm in a X-Core Number one contenders match. X-Core Rules. I ain't got a problem with that! Jordan you fly around the ring, you act like you belong but really all you are is a wannabe. Why did I attack you last week? Because your a fucking bitch! A wannabe in MY division! Fuck you motherfucker! You don't deserve to be in MY division let alone hold the X-Core Championship! What makes you think you can beat me? Stupid! You were about to lose anyways! Your mad about me coming out and costing you the X-Core Championship. Your an idiot! The last thing that happened before I came out was you being Speared by Ash. You were done for anyways. Don't try and say you were going to win because you stood no chance against Ash. And if you had no chance against him, what makes you think you got a chance against me?"
Kuk turns around and picks up a cup from the floor next to the
chair. He takes a sip from the cup and continues to speak while looking at the camera.
Kuk Killswitch:"X-Core Rules this week motherfucker! I'm bringing my chair, I'm bringing my barbed wire, I'm bringing my tables, my ladders, my staples. And this week, I think I might bring a new weapon in. Hmm...let's see. How bout some tacks? Some kendo sticks? Storm, remember this..I am The Hardcore Reject! I run this shit! You can believe that you can beat me, but the reality of the situation is you stand no chance! You are a single blade of grass in the field that is my enemies, and you know what? I think it's time to cut the grass!"
Kuk takes another sip from the cup as he thinks about his next
thoughts.
Kuk Killswitch:"I hope to god that you bring it this week Jordan. Cause I really need a decent match to get prepared for Ash. And yes, I am actually that damn cocky! I KNOW that I will win this week and I KNOW that I will move on to face Ash and whoever wins that other number one contenders match. Let's review that shall we?! We got that dirty fucking negro Andre Dixon! And then we got that puny little Chicken that I destroyed with ease last week! Chicken, your probably wondering why I attacked you. It's because you are weak! You are weak and worthless! You don't deserve to be in that match! I REALLY hope Andre destroys you because well, I hate your fucking guts, and I can't wait to destroy Andre!"
Kuk Killswitch:"I feel bad for y'all, I really do. I feel bad
for the whole fucking X-Core division! Cause now that I'm back, y'all are all on notice!"
Kuk takes the last sip from the cup before crushing it in his
hands and tosses it over his shoulder. He wipes his mouth and looks at the camera with a face that is only described as furious. His eyes filled with rage, he looks deep into the camera.
Kuk Killswitch:"Now, all you motherfuckers known as management listen up! I'm tired of this mistreatment! I'm tired of not being appreciated! I get a shitty ass locker room and I don't get no damn appreciation! I am at every FUCKING house show, every FUCKING press conference, I do autographs, pictures, and every other cheesy shit to make MPW money! But what do I get in return? My paycheck?! That's fucking bullshit! I betcha Ash gets a nice locker room! I betcha Bliss gets personal catering! I betcha Roxi gets limo service! And I betcha Trey mother FUCKING Baxter gets three hundred green M&Ms at every show! But what do I get? My paycheck! I fucking do so much for this company and I get nothing! I mean shit, I am seen for a split FUCKING second in the opening video for Takedown! Bullshit! Fuck management! When I win the X-Core Championship I better get the attention I deserve because if I don't, I'll personally take down management myself!"
Kuk Killswitch:"Now, follow me."
Kuk Killswitch walks out of the small room and into a larger
room. We can clearly see it is a house. Wonderfully decorated we can see numerous Championship Belts and different framed awards and pictures all over this fairly large room. Kuk walks up to one title that we notice looks familiar. Above the Championship on the wall is a large picture of Kuk Killswitch holding that Championship up. Kuk looks at the title and picture for a few moments before beginning to speak.
Kuk Killswitch:"Notice this? Well, you seen the same
Championship in a promo of TJ Pains last week. It is the EAW World Heavyweight Championship. It took me over 5 years to win this title! I got screwed over in EAW more times then a ten cent hooker! But when I finally won this title, I knew it was meant to be."
Kuk turns around and walks over to another belt. Above it,
another large picture of a younger Kuk Killswitch, bloody, but holding up the title high in the air.
Kuk Killswitch:"This is the NLSW World Heavyweight
Championship. I held this title for over a year!"
Kuk again walks over to another title. Above it a picture of a
different looking Kuk Killswitch.
Kuk Killswitch:"Now this is the XCW World Heavyweight
Championship. I retired undefeated. I had to defend this title against the best. Living Legends if you will. I take pride in that!"
Kuk turns around and looks deep at the camera.
Kuk Killswitch:"Now you ask why I took you there and showed
you those? I've been a World Champion! I've defeated the best! You might think I can't get it done, but I can go when the time calls for it! I am a hybrid! I can wrestle with any superstar and make it an incredible match! I put the fans in the seats! They don't want to admit it, but they PAY to see ME!"
Kuk turns around and walks out of the room. The camera follows as we walk through this house and out the front door. We are confused to see no apartment complex, but a neighborhood.
Kuk Killswitch:"This is my new home! After a lot of saving I
have finally been able to buy myself a home. And no, it is not in Hell's Kitchen. You think Hell's Kitchen has a nice neighborhood like this? I now live in Ozone Park, New York. But this isn't what I wanted to show you. Follow me."
Kuk walks around to the back of the house and to a large
garage. He opens the side door and we see darkness. Kuk flips on a light and we can see a wrestling ring in the middle of the garage. Kuk slides into the ring and hits the ropes a few times before sliding out and grabbing a chair. He tosses it over the rope and steps into the ring.
Kuk Killswitch:"Ash, twenty two days motherfucker! Twenty two
days until the end of your title reign! Better enjoy the last days motherfucker! Cause your days are now numbered!"
A man slides into the ring wearing a pair of sweats. Kuk grabs
the chair and slams it over the mans head. Kuk smirks as he lays the chair down and lifts the man up by the head. He locks in a pumphandle hold and then pulls it up into a tombstone position. Kuk looks at the camera before hitting his finisher onto the chair. Kuk scoots back into the corner before looking at the man and smiling sadistically.
