The Man Cave

[Johnny Clash]

[[Backstage a table is set which has playing cards all over it a long with popcorn thrown around and beer bottles spilled over and spread around the table. A thump is heard and from under the table Clash looks up with his eyes widened]]

Johnny Clash: Shit, who pulled the chair away from me.

[[Clash stands up and yawns as he looks around at the disaster and smiles. Biguns is sleeping on the other end of the table and Jason Xavier and Titan are passed out in other parts of the room]]

Johnny Clash: Shit what a night.

[[Clash grabs a bottle of beer that is still standing and dumps it in his mouth. He swishes it around and spits it on to the floor. He walks over to Biguns and slaps her tits]]

Johnny Clash: Jasmine, wake up!

Ms. Biguns: Err... What time is it.

Johnny Clash: twelve pm. We went hard last night.

Ms. Biguns: Yeah we did

[[Biguns smiles and grabs his face to kiss him. He struggles and pulls away with a disgusted look on his face]]

Johnny Clash: Don’t kiss me with morning breathe. Go make me pancakes.

[[Biguns rolls her eyes and stands up from the table. She pulls her skirt down and fixes her shirt as she walks through the doors in to the kitchen. Titan has a penis drawn on his face and Clash laughs and snaps a picture with his phone. Jason wakes up and holds his head]]

Johnny Clash: I told you to take it easy last night. I don’t get hangovers its in my genes. But you got a match against Terrin Reign and you gotta stay focused

[[Clash throws him a bottle of advil and Jason throws two down as he holds his head]]

Johnny Clash: Titan wake up!

[[Johnny slaps Titan and the big man stirs. He opens his eyes and swats Johnny out of his face as Johnny snaps his fingers at him]]

Johnny Clash: Listen boys. Look at us. This is TWI. This is what we are left as right now.

[[The camera pans on Titan with a penis drawn on his face, Jason holding his head and the empty room full of garbage]]

Johnny Clash: Hell we still know how to party hard, just look at this place. We still have the laughs and we still have the title as True Wrestling Icons. But times are scarce boys. Titan, your family is off making Stables in some incest filled land called Blood Runs Cold. They are a disgrace to your last name, hell I hope you never go by that last name anymore. Your sister Is a twat and your brother is a flaming bag of filth.

[[Titan stays quiet and Johnny moves to Jason Xavier]]

Johnny Clash: You show promise kid. We brought you in to this faction for a reason. We saw something in you and we saw that you had “it.” You go out there and show Terrin Reign that you are a True Wrestling Icon. You don’t need that little nugget Taufik to beat him either.

[[Johnny stands up and brushes his wrinkled suit that is filled with crumbs. He runs his hands over his hair flattening it]]

Johnny Clash: And hell, I still got the hottest women in the game barking up my tree. You see that ass?

[[The guys look through the door at Biguns whisking away at pancake batter]]

Johnny Clash: We are going to eat those pancakes boys, those are our victory breakfast because tonight on TNT, we take the show back over. Now we lost some momentum last week but this week we will gain it back. This week I have the chance to dethrown our “reigning” champion Trey Baxter. You guys got my back I know I can trust you and that title is coming home to TWI for the first time ever in MPW. I can taste the gold it’s been far too long for me.

Titan: Where is Rage anyway? Shouldn’t he be here?

Johnny Clash: I don’t know where Rage is. That softy is probably still in the hospital licking his wounds from Aidan Caine. I swear that old man is fragile, he gets a paper cut and bleeds for weeks. That or he's a hemophiliac.

Titan: Is he still rolling with us?

Johnny Clash: do I look like I have answers? I know as much as you guys do. That is why the momentum slowed down but you must know that we are regaining control.

[[Johnny stands up and shakes around another beer bottle. He swigs down the ass of a beer and shakes his head.]]

Ms. Biguns: come and get em!

Johnny Clash: Alright boys. Get your asses in to the kitchen and get some pancakes.

[[Jason and Titan stand up and head towards the kitchen. Johnny puts his arm out and cuts off Titan]]

Johnny Clash: hey big man can I talk to you in private for a second?

[[Titan grunts and looks down at Johnny]]

Johnny Clash: Listen, Rage is most likely out of MPW for good.. A lot to get in to but that looks like where this is going. Now I need someone to step up and take his place. You up for it?

[[Titan smirks and nods his head]]

Johnny Clash: good good..

[[Johnny fixes the collar on Titans shirt and slaps his chest]]

Johnny Clash: Good big man. That’s what I like to see. Now let’s go eat.

[[Johnny leads the way in to the kitchen but stops before he gets to the door]]

Johnny Clash: Oh and one more thing..

[[Johnny throws his leg up and hits a Superkick on Titan’s big head. Titan falls backwards in to the chairs and table and pulls them down with him. Biguns and Jason come running. Clash walks over to Titan and rips his TWI shirt off of him]]

Johnny Clash: Sorry, kitchen’s full “big man”

[[Johnny walks in to the kitchen where Biguns smiles]]

Johnny Clash: Sorry boys just cleaning up the trash around here. Jason, after we eat toss him outside.

[[Johnny sits down at kitchen table and digs his fork in to some chocolate chip pancakes]][/color]