Post by To Be Announced on Nov 8, 2012 12:04:13 GMT -5
OOC: Sorry if this is late, and sorry if it seems kinda short or rushed, just been a bit busy all week.
It's been a while since that Halloween party. It was a real blast. Glad I threw it eventually. I guess having a twitter account does have its benefits after all. Shame about the spiked punch bowl though, and some dickweed thought it'd be funny to write "Cock" on my forehead. If you watched the last episode of TNT last week, you would have noticed that I couldn't completely get the damn permanent marker off my head. You should have noticed it. It was moments before I was assaulted by a masked lunatic and left for the imaginary vultures to feed. And if that wasn't bad enough, you remember that dinner I was supposed to have with Tasha Jordan? Turned out she had other plans that night. I probably should be used to being stood up by women all the time, but between you and me, I actually thought that me and Tasha were developing something special...
Chicken: ...and sometimes...sometimes I think about Ms. Biguns and...
Sweeney: Whoa dude! I'm gonna have to stop you right there!
Chicken: Huh?
Sweeney: I thought you had all this behind you. Face it, you will never be with Ms. Biguns. Not now, not ever. Besides, she's with those Icon chumps. It'd be better if you stayed away from those guys. And you know what else? Johnny actually updated his facebook status. Their relationship is official. Why can't you just accept that?
Chicken: Because he doesn't love her. At least I think he doesn't love her, at least not in the way I do! She can do much, much better than him!
Sweeney: Yeah she can, but let's be honest. Are you any better?
Dude, that hurt.
Sweeney: She's mixed in the wrong crowd. It'd be better if you didn't get involved. She has made her bed and now she is laying in it...
Insert sarcastic comment here.
Sweeney: Just let it go man. You've gone so far without her. Now you have a shot at the X-Core championship again! Remember how close you came last time?
Chicken: Yeah...that was epic!
Sweeney: Exactly. And you want another shot at that right?
Chicken: Definitely.
Sweeney: Then get your head back in the game. Remember who you're facing this week?
Chicken: Yeah, some guy I've never even heard of. Already thinks he's a big deal around here.
Sweeney: Well I've been doing some research, and man, he kinda is. He's an ex-con, and a former member of the Black Mafia.
Chicken: Whoa dude! Seriously?
Sweeney: Yeah. You thought Kuk Killswitch was psycho? I'm telling you dude, he doesn't need looks to kill...
He sounds way more interesting than Killswitch and Nytrus combined! This should be fun...
Chicken: Don't sweat it. I've got this!
Sweeney: Really? Because that's not what I saw last week...
Chicken: Come on man, what happened to your faith? You've said it yourself. I'm capable of so many things. If this Andre Dixon guy is as big a deal as he sounds, then he should have no problem beating me right? Wrong! You've seen me the past couple of weeks? I'm kind of a big deal myself, and Dixon will find that out first hand.
Sweeney: Okay then. Guess I'll see you at the gym later then.
Chicken: Yeah you will!
Of course he will. I'm not sure if it's that knockout blow from Chris Cable that other week, or the ink of this permanent marker sinking into my brain, but for some reason I'm more pumped than ever! I may have finally washed the ink from my forehead, but I'm more than willing to replace it with scars and stitches in the name of the X-Core title. This is my holy grail, and I'm not about the lay down and let some thug walk all over me. I've dealt with criminals before, I'm sure this Dixon character will be no problem. Well, at least this one is shorter than the last one...
X-Core title, here I come!!
It's been a while since that Halloween party. It was a real blast. Glad I threw it eventually. I guess having a twitter account does have its benefits after all. Shame about the spiked punch bowl though, and some dickweed thought it'd be funny to write "Cock" on my forehead. If you watched the last episode of TNT last week, you would have noticed that I couldn't completely get the damn permanent marker off my head. You should have noticed it. It was moments before I was assaulted by a masked lunatic and left for the imaginary vultures to feed. And if that wasn't bad enough, you remember that dinner I was supposed to have with Tasha Jordan? Turned out she had other plans that night. I probably should be used to being stood up by women all the time, but between you and me, I actually thought that me and Tasha were developing something special...
Chicken: ...and sometimes...sometimes I think about Ms. Biguns and...
Sweeney: Whoa dude! I'm gonna have to stop you right there!
Chicken: Huh?
Sweeney: I thought you had all this behind you. Face it, you will never be with Ms. Biguns. Not now, not ever. Besides, she's with those Icon chumps. It'd be better if you stayed away from those guys. And you know what else? Johnny actually updated his facebook status. Their relationship is official. Why can't you just accept that?
Chicken: Because he doesn't love her. At least I think he doesn't love her, at least not in the way I do! She can do much, much better than him!
Sweeney: Yeah she can, but let's be honest. Are you any better?
Dude, that hurt.
Sweeney: She's mixed in the wrong crowd. It'd be better if you didn't get involved. She has made her bed and now she is laying in it...
Insert sarcastic comment here.
Sweeney: Just let it go man. You've gone so far without her. Now you have a shot at the X-Core championship again! Remember how close you came last time?
Chicken: Yeah...that was epic!
Sweeney: Exactly. And you want another shot at that right?
Chicken: Definitely.
Sweeney: Then get your head back in the game. Remember who you're facing this week?
Chicken: Yeah, some guy I've never even heard of. Already thinks he's a big deal around here.
Sweeney: Well I've been doing some research, and man, he kinda is. He's an ex-con, and a former member of the Black Mafia.
Chicken: Whoa dude! Seriously?
Sweeney: Yeah. You thought Kuk Killswitch was psycho? I'm telling you dude, he doesn't need looks to kill...
He sounds way more interesting than Killswitch and Nytrus combined! This should be fun...
Chicken: Don't sweat it. I've got this!
Sweeney: Really? Because that's not what I saw last week...
Chicken: Come on man, what happened to your faith? You've said it yourself. I'm capable of so many things. If this Andre Dixon guy is as big a deal as he sounds, then he should have no problem beating me right? Wrong! You've seen me the past couple of weeks? I'm kind of a big deal myself, and Dixon will find that out first hand.
Sweeney: Okay then. Guess I'll see you at the gym later then.
Chicken: Yeah you will!
Of course he will. I'm not sure if it's that knockout blow from Chris Cable that other week, or the ink of this permanent marker sinking into my brain, but for some reason I'm more pumped than ever! I may have finally washed the ink from my forehead, but I'm more than willing to replace it with scars and stitches in the name of the X-Core title. This is my holy grail, and I'm not about the lay down and let some thug walk all over me. I've dealt with criminals before, I'm sure this Dixon character will be no problem. Well, at least this one is shorter than the last one...
X-Core title, here I come!!