Post by ethancage on Nov 8, 2012 14:58:21 GMT -5
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((Continued from Thursday Night Takedown))
As he does Dixon nails Ash across the face with the X-Core Title which busts the head of Ash Soulsfate wide open and blood begins to pour out. Andre stands in the middle of the ring as all 3 men are laid out. He holds the X-Core Title high in the air before placing it over the body of Ash Soulsfate. The scene fades to backstage but there is a camera strictly on Ash Soulsfate, who is breathing heavy. An EMT comes in to check on Ash who is still out, the EMT motions the X with his arms to the back and out storm four MPW event staff members with that long orange stretcher. They all get into the ring, and careful in their attempt to touch Ash, they decide which is the best approach as to not further hurt him. The EMT places a hand on Ash, and Ash's eyes open and frantic, Ash pulls the EMT down and locks him into a crossface screaming. The four men instantly try to pry Ash's arms off of the EMT who is pounding on the mat with all that he can muster begging for the release. The men are screaming that this man is an EMT and not Jordan Storm or anyone that may have attacked him. Ash releases seeing that this is true and goes back to rest on the mat. The EMT is out and not moving. A staff member goes to lift Ash from the mat.
Ash: Don't touch me. I was carried out when TWI attacked me, this is not going to happen again.
Staff: But sir, you've been attacked by multiple assailants once again. We just want to get you out of here before they return.
Ash: You mean before commercial. As this may hinder Madd Katt's show.
Staff: Well-
Ash: Fuck it....make them wait, I'm leaving on my own two feet this week.
Ash crawls to the ropes and slowly lifts himself rope by rope until he can get his feet under him. It's clear he's being held up by the ropes. The timekeeper hands one of the staff Ash's X-Core Championship and that is given to Ash. Ash looks at his championship through his crimson mask and smiles as if demented. Ash falls back to the mat and rolls out, his title in his hand he stumbles to the barricade, the fans take in their opportunity to pat Ash. Ash doesn't have enough in him to push them away, he concentrates on making it to the back. He puts one foot in front of the other, doing everything to not fall on his face from the blood coming down his face. He's about next to the curtain to make it to the back when he sees Poe who has a concerned look on her face. Ash straightens himself out and makes his way to her, which has become his goal of sorts. Ash makes it to the back, and the rest of the show continues as planned but this camera stays with Ash. Poe takes a few steps forward and places a chair against the wall. She takes Ash's title and sits him down. She grabs a nearby towel and looks at the wounds, Ash can't help but be a man and check out her cleavage, even in this condition. He smiles.
Poe: Really, even now?
Ash: Hey, I can't help how beautiful those things are.
Poe: It looks like this Andre Dixon man reopened your stitches. I've already talked to Bobby, and he's gotten Phillip on his way to Los Angeles. Our flight leaves in one hour, and as I've said the doctor is already on his way.
Ash smiles.
Ash: I love the way you take care of me.
Poe: It's because you've taken care of me ever since the day I met you. I know when you look at my face of worry, that you do everything you can to comfort me. But this is your career, and whatever you sign on for, I sign on for. If this is the way you're going to be returned to me, I'll take it.
Ash: That's why the surgeon is going to meet us in Los Angeles?
Poe: Come on Ash, let's get real, we have save some of those looks for what MPW has planned for you after this division. How are you going to be the face of MPW, if your face looks as bad as Primal's.
Ash: Noted.
Ash chuckles to himself.
Ash: That title looks good on you.
Poe parades around with it.
Ash: You know that belt has gotten me in to some trouble as of late. First with TWI and now this random bitch that's begging for me to kick his ass Andre what?
Poe: Dixon.
Ash laughs.
Ash: "Dicks in".
Poe laughs so hard she cackles.
Poe: How morbid, how can you make jokes soaked in your own blood.
Ash: I'm this belt's champion, it's what I do.
Poe: Why did Kuk Killswitch get involved?
Ash: Well because he had nothing going for him. He was seen as Mr. X-Core and since I took that from him, he's a lost little bitch now.
Poe: Makes sense. And Andre Dixon-
Ash: His mouth, Im' sure there's plenty.
Poe is confused.
Poe: Andre Dixon his mouth.
Poe closes her eyes.
Poe: God that's so funny.
Poe laughs.
Poe: That's going to be his new name isn't it? Now coming to the ring....Andre Dixonhismouth.
Ash: Runs well doesn't it?
Poe: Let's get you out of here. You rested up?
Jay Wyatt runs up with a microphone.
Jay: ASH!
Ash places Poe behind him and stands ready. Once he sees that it's Jay, Ash sits back down.
Ash: What do you want Jay?
Jay: Kuk Killswitch tried to make a statement on you, when in the end the new MPW acquisition Andre Dixon-
Ash: His mouth.
Jay: I'm sorry?
Ash: Oh...nothing.
Jay: So what do you think of Dixon?
Ash: His mouth. Well, this isn't something that's new, this dumb twat decided to make a statement on the wrong motherfucker. What does it say,everyone and their mother knew I'm fuckin' miles ahead of a Jordan Storm. Kuk Killswitch wants another shot, all he needed to do was ask. But that's not his style, but what he'll need to understand is that if he wants me in a match, I'm going to once again tear him apart. But what statement did he make when he then got his ass handed to him.
Jay: So you're not impressed with Andre Dixon or Kuk Killswitch?
Ash: Am I impressed, no, am I surprised no as well. You see if you think about what they are doing, no one's attacking these little jack asses that have no clout. But that X-Core Championship is bringing people out of the woodwork. And Andre Dixon now has the whispers, who is this guy, and would it happen with Ian Andrews, would it happen with Tyler Rose or Chicken, no they chose me because I am the one that is seen as main event level. Look at me out there, yes, I return bloody but I return backstage every week with a win under my belt. And as much as these people want to hate me, everyone knows they have to up their game times a thousand to face me. Andre Dixon has even less respect from me than Kuk Killswitch, because he chose to "stand tall" after attacking a failure. But the picture is me lying on the ground as he stands tall, and I don't buy into that. Andre Dixon will be in that ring with me, and when that day comes we will see who is standing tall.
Jay: And Kuk Killswitch.
Ash: The last time he was relevent he was in a match with me. Do you remember when I was thrown out of that ring and disregarded like a piece of shit and everyone thought my title was going home to either Nytrus or Killswitch because one looks half a butt puppet and the other one looks like he begs for change at a 7-11. Me, I beat the odds as I will in the future, as I am the future of the MPW, as I've been claiming all along.
Jay: How long do you plan on holding your title Ash?
Ash: I have a name to make, and right now, those people out there and management once again think I'm some push over because of Dixon and Killswitch. I've never turned down a fight and I fuckin' never will. I'll hold this title because as everyone sees me as main event, I have respect for this title. Me being it's first means the world to me, it took me a long time to get eyes on me and I'm not going to drop what has brought me to the game. Dixon wants my title, that brown Ken doll can try, but when he steps up ...I'm going to knock him down. And Killswitch, I'm bury his name so deep, no one will remember he was ever seen as competition in the first place.
A staff member runs up to Ash.
Staff: Sir?
Ash: For Christ sakes kid, when did we start hiring high school kids?
Staff: I'm 47.
Ash: Oh, by the way you interrupted my promo, I thought you were a child that didn't know any better.
Staffer: I'm sorry.
Ash: Well kid, I'm about to leave this spot, there's a flight with my name on it.
Staffer: I just wanted to give you this.
Ash: The card for next week, cool, who do I got Jordan Storm, Jason Xavier again?
Ash looks towards the bottom of the card.
Ash: All right, I have another week off.
Staffer: No sir, look at the top of the paper.
Ash looks at the top of the paper and when Ash's face rises from the paper a devilish smirk rises.
Poe: What is it?
Ash: Well babe, it would appear that I am in the main event.
Poe: Your first main event, I guess we better get in a shower so we can celebrate.
Staffer: Did she say we?
Ash: Was someone talking to you pint?
Staffer: I better get going.
Jay: Yes, do so, pint.
Jay acts cocky as he stands next to Ash.
Jay: Ain't that right Ash?
Ash: Get yourself a spine on your own time kid.
Ash pushes himself up off the chair. Poe places the title back on Ash's shoulder and they both walk out of the arena.
Scene 2: The Haven
The camera comes back in on Ash getting a certain new technology trick to hide scars as the doctor is wrapping up Ash's forehead.
Ash: And the scars will be gone?
Doctor: It'd take a magnifying glass to see them.
Ash: Chicks dig scars.
Bobby Ball steps into the scene.
Bobby: But the movie business doesn't, that's why we had to take care of this now.
Ash: I'm a wrestler, I don't memorize lines.
Bobby: We'll see.
Ash: Bobby, I want to be a world champion, not a fake Hollywood bitch.
Bobby: Well that's not why I'm here. Ash, I've been trying to tell you, that I've been getting phone calls from some pretty high people on the MPW totem pole. I won't release names while that camera is on us, but this main event didn't come out of nowhere.
Ash: What are you talking about?
Bobby: How do you feel about having...company?
Ash: Company?
Bobby: I know Ash is a lone wolf, you've made it here all by yourself and no one's taking that away from you. But these attacks might lessen a little bit had you had back up. There are people in this company that think with the right mindset, Ash can be a asset to their group, as well, they can keep you in this main event light.
Ash: I earn my way around MPW, Bobby.
Bobby: As you did this week, and where this can take you, you can elevate the X-Core Championship even more.
Ash: I have Drake Hunter and Chris Cable to worry about, not to mention, Aidan Caine.
Bobby: Aidan Caine is your partner this week.
Ash: I will not lose this match, this is my first match in the main event and won't let anyone hold me down.
Bobby: Damn it.
Ash: What the fuck is your problem?
Bobby: You know Ash, I understand that you've lived a life where you can only trust yourself, but you took a chance on me....and you trust Poe with your life. Maybe it's time to open up that door to someone else, especially when you're depending on that someone....to win an all important match.
Bobby exits the room.
Ash: Fuckin' drama queen.
Poe: You know... he's not wrong.
Ash: ....
Silence.
Ash: When do I get this bandage off?
Poe: Not until before the show, not a minute before.
Ash: Fully healed?
Poe: Fully.
A commercial comes on for Thursday Night Takedown showing the four men two on one side, and the other two on the other and it sets into Ash's mind as he sits watching on the television in the corner of the room.
Ash: Fuck.
Ash gets up and walks out of the room, Poe looks up at the television and smiles before the camera goes to black.
The Promo:
The camera comes in on Ash standing infront a blood stained mat, he stands wearing a Frank the Bunny shirt from Donnie Darko and ripped jeans, a lock of his hair in his face. Of course in his old school leather jacket.
Ash: This is my blood, this came out of me and this was supposed to make a statement to me, to you, to the world. But you know what I'm looking at this and embracing it, because this wasn't the first time I lost blood and hell, it won't even be the last. But the title I carry, it's just another Thursday night. This is what the fuck I was born and bred to do, wrestle and more than that I was made for kicking ass. You see so far, not matter who the MPW put in front of me, I've put them down and now, they've given me the opportunity and honor of being in a headlining match. Now I really don't care about you watching me, but I do care about my matches because I will not be forgotten in this business. This is a time when you should relish every living moment that I am here in the MPW. I make this company that much more watchable.
Ash: Now I know I know people, how robbed you must feel, I can already hear the moaning and groaning "we're not going to get Trey Baxter because of that Unsanctioned Match", well all of you that feel that way can get on your knees and line up like circus seals and make sure not to get any on your skin when I finish. Because dear idiots, what you are getting is a man that is going to use this opportunity to the fullest. I may have replaced our World Champion in this match but the safest man in this match is one Aidan Caine, and that's simply because I make it a promise to win absolutely every match I can. And when you put in the fact that this is my first main event match, you can pretty much guarantee that this match will not be my last main event.
Ash: Here's the downside of this situation, I don't make it a point to depend on anyone, so I'm going out there to win this match at all costs, also it means Chris the Bitch Cable is in for one hell of a night but oh no, he won't be alone, he'll have company in Drake I just failed against the World Champion Hunter. And Drake, when you think about it, it really is no wonder why I'm in this match and the champion is not, I mean it's better for you that he doesn't beat you back to back in weeks. However you will be losing this match and you'll have to dwell in your pool of losery.
Ash: Alright, well let's get this started shall we. Let's start with someone who compares with me in height and weight but way out of his league when it comes to talent. Now let's be honest with ourselves, everyone close their eyes, and invision this, Primal....okay, now envision Kuk Killswitch....okay and now imagine they had a homosexual child....are you thinking about Chris Cable?
Ash laughs.
Ash: Fuckin' me too.
Ash claps.
Ash: It's funny that I've destroyed absolutely everyone that's been put in front of me and now they've given me these two jerk offs that are considered competition in this company. Chris Cable, from Australia and we're supposed to be impressed by that. But let's see, "the C Double"...hrmm, creative, I don't think a four year old could've come up with it, but definitely a five year old. The KO kid, well looking at his promos, looking at his wrestling style....wouldn't everyone find it more accurate to call him the "O.K" kid, because that's where he stands in status with me. I mean he's definitely not retarded, but his parents really should've kept a watchful eye on him. And last but not least, "the Pretty Pitbull"... that's like saying The Homicidal Bitch, as a man it doesn't make you any more threatening. But I get it, you don't have good looks but if you say it enough times, there'll be someone dumb enough to believe it. Good luck with that.
Ash: But Ash, he's a brawler with submission technique, and I say this Chris Cable is never going to make me tap because he's never going to catch me. And once he laid a hand on me, I'd make him eat that hand and make sure he never touched me again. You know Cable, I see you right now watching your little television monitor and thinking I have a lot of nerve, thinking that I'm talking out of my ass but you see, I'm very capable of making your eat your own hand. Especially if you piss me off, because Cable you are seen as above me. And after this match, you won't be see capable enough to tie my fuckin' shoes.
Ash: Your kicks are said to be lethal, we'll have to see about that won't we, because once I hit you with the AMF, we'll see just how lethal you are. As I've noticed, you and Jordan Storm's bio look eerily similar, both grew up dreaming of wrestling, both got your "break" while being under the age of 18. Both coming from AWA. And I just came to the conclusion that you two must share a brain, perhaps that's why in singles competition both of you are severly lacking. Maybe you two stick together and get into that tag team division, also it'd be nice to never have to see your name next time mine ever again.
Ash: You're sitting there asking who am I to talk down to you, I can understand, you've been here longer, made more mistakes, made yourself look like an ass several times and somehow I should respect you....even though you have a finisher where all I have to do....is duck.
Ash: Your career started with a North American Title shot where Apostle Kried pinned both you and Rye Payne, not one, both of you to get his title shot and this is a case where you just didn't want it bad enough. And then you might say well that was just one match, but then there was a tag match the very next week where you were pinned and your partner was the man that I replaced this week....the current World Heavyweight Champion. What could possibly be excuse for that week. But wait, there's more that's not the only tag team you've lost, there was that time you tagged with Tobey Foster, you lost that match that time too, but you weren't pinned so that's a personal win for yourself. But the next week Taufik did infact beat you again, this time in a Last Man Standing match and wouldn't you know it, you weren't the last man standing, sorry about that bud. For a 9 time tag team champion, you are looking fuckin' horrible.
Ash: Ah, and my personal favorite, that time when Jason Xavier beat you, that was awesome. Now before you go bringing up the fact that him and his upscale bitchfest jumped me, remember, there are plans to rectify that currently in motion, however, my match against him, I won. Kind of make you wish you put more thought into your finish doesn't it. By the way, let me know if you're losing count of the amount of loses thus far, and I'll have someone make this promo with a counter for you. Now if you're calling the Jason X thing a fluke in your head, don't bother, he beat you the very next week along with his partner Bloodhound. And you know what's the sad part, is Jason had the chance to roll up that fuckin' sexy Roxi Johnson and still, you being the weaklink that you are, he got you. Now I ask you, where were you at 9 time tag team champion because if it was on a some Smackdown Game or any other video game, I'd understand because physically, there is just no possible way. Wait a minute, I got it, perhaps in all those matches, you were never tagged into the matches to fuck things up. Am I getting warm, because that's pretty much the only way it could be a fact. Here's a fact, when people claim shit from other feds, because they know people won't take the time to go research some dead wrestling company, it doesn't make it true when your record in your current company is a piece of shit.
Ash: Oh wait, two weeks ago you beat Chicken...does that change anything...nope.Why because last week you just lost to Apostle Kried, while I was too busy representing and retaining my championship. You've stood this company's neighborhood loser for so long and why do you think they would ever do that to Drake Hunter, to set him up for such a fall, sucks to be either of you. One man who is unable to defend himself, and the other man that has to bare with you as his anchor.
Ash: Speaking of Drake the Fake Hunter, hey let's all be impressed that for once in his life last week he strung a bunch of words together and actually made an attempt to seem interesting and we all know what it was about, he tried last week because he was going against the World Champion. That's all it was, to hell with his record, he thought he could erase his past with just one decent match or the upset of the century but it ended up the way it always does, with Trey's arm raised, well that is until me of course. Imagine that, Ash Soulsfate versus Trey Baxter, that is going to be one hell of a match, we'll shut the city down for one night and in the end, well you know, a new face of MPW will rise and there'll be a little less Baxter and a whole lot more Soulsfate.
Ash: Another man with three nicknames, The Punk...original, the Prodigy, and the Technical Messiah. Now if you'll take notice, there's a man named Blade Alexander who just signed with this company, and wouldn't you know it, his nickname is The Prodigy, so does that tell you just how original you are. You're 5'11 and 215 pounds and still consider yourself a man. Another man from Australia-
Ash shakes his head.
Ash: With our company mostly residing in Las Vegas, no wonder you moved because we fight in the city of sin, not in the land of boomerangs and Nicole Kidman. Now you're start was a little more successful being put against Justin Fischer and you did so succeed. But the very next week you lose to Siren and Bliss which don't get me wrong, Bliss is impressive and god damn she is MPW's main reason to get a boner, but just like Jayde Brooklyn, I'd never let that get in the way of a win, my legacy means much more than a piece of ass. Hey maybe you let yourself lose just to have the touch of a woman, with how you choose to dress I tend to understand that it doesn't come around often.
Ash: But we know that you didn't tap Siren's ass but to make up for it, you once tapped out to Chris Michaels, remember being locked into a Curtain Call for what must've seemed like an eternity no matter how much you tapped. I have to say though, thank you, I haven't had a good laugh like that in quite a while. But that wasn't the last time you tapped out isn't it, perhaps I should ask Taufik if it was, because as I recall, thanks to Blaze, Taufik was extremely happy at the end of his submissions match with you while you were rolling around because of your arm and you once again gave up and that's how you left us, that's our lasting memory. But before that came something else embarrassing
Ash smirks.
Ash: Now guys like you always complain about not getting a shot at being great, while you look around and look at what everyone else is getting, and think about only yourself. Never taking into account your limited talent, your limited in ring ability, your lack of a personality to be someone interesting. So earlier in your career here in the MPW Johnny Clash belittled you, he embarrassed you in front of everyone and then, the very next week at High Stakes, beat you and kept his NYCCW title. Now it had no matter here but hey, just to hold something over on Johnny Clash would've been enough for me.
Ash: Now you come back and we're supposed to forget about your very forgettable record, and we're supposed to be welcomed to Millennium Punk Wrestling....like it'd ever be known as that, come on man you tap out more than Gregory Hines when he was alive. Did you think that everyone would forget, or did you think it'd be a whole new roster that just wouldn't care to look you up. Well sorry to say that I love to know my opponents, and it's very interesting to know that the "technical messiah" actually likes to tap out rather than deal with pain, rather than make himself a better man by trying to succeed. And now you've turned on the fans as if it's somehow their fault that you lost constantly. I guess it's a lot easier to look at yourself in the mirror and think it's someone else's fault that your arm was almost pulled out of it's socket by Taufik than to accept that you just absolutely suck buffalo nuts when it comes to wrestling.
Ash: You attacked Apostle Kried because you couldn't get a match with him otherwise, look at you, you're the bottom fish waiting for the top, more important fish to feast while you chew on whatever falls out of their mouth. I mean why earn it in matches when you can just attack someone with a name in the company and get there the quick way. Well what happens when you do that, is apparently you beat another man I don't respect in TJ Pain but you lose in the main event, where you find yourself once again. I'll be continuing the fall back to the bottom.
Ash: You crazy kids were out there last week acting like the world was yours, that the night belonged to you both while you argued like a couple of bitches in heat. And wouldn't you believe it, as if by fate you were put together as a tag team and made to work together. Now I'm not the goodie goodie Aidan Caine is, not by a long shot. Because he'd be your angel and I without a doubt am the devil that is coming to claim your souls. You see I'm not going to allow anyone to think I'm weak, so I'm going to let Kuk Killswitch and Andre Dixonhismouth know, just the brand of torture they are in for. I'm going to leave you both on that mat crying for you to be released. You both are in for such a beating, I almost feel sorry for you.....almost.
Ash: Last week Drake Hunter told the world that he's ready to become the Messiah of wrestling, but what did we all witness,...that's right his arms locked up, his head in between Trey Baxter's legs and then dropped on his face. Perhaps he's right, maybe he was the messiah, because he certainly was sacrificed last week.
Ash: And your girl Electra, let her know that if ever she's down to have a real man at least once in her life, to dial me up. I mean I have to feel sorry for her that she has to fuck a loser like you and she should at least once in her life know what it's like to fuck a winner. Now I can't promise I'll return her in the same shape, you may not recognize her, she'll be the one with a gigantic smile on her face.
Ash: You know what's funny, here we are all supposed to believe you to be this bad guy. Is that right, you're a mean man are you, then why the fuck are you beating up men that touch women's asses in your promo. Yeah, see it's one thing to pretend you're a predator, but little things like that show that you have a heart. And your weakness is obviously women, which is great kid, do your thing. You think you're the world's hero, and in reality you are a piece of shit. You can't beat people up in that ring so you go ahead and show what you learned at some broken down wrestling school shit house and take it out on civilians. I guess that's what makes you feel like a big man, and really at your height that's hard for you to feel like, so I understand it.
Ash: So you ass buddies think you're coming to get you some. Well you both can come down that ramp and act like you have a pair but I swear to you that you will never be the same after Thursday Night. You're wondering how I have this much hostility towards you when I've never had to deal with you before, well assholes, it's because this is the time to enjoy the spotlight and show my personal brand of violence on the main stage and I'm going to shock the hell out of everyone. You see I told the world that just because I have what is seen as the lowest title on the totem pole that I would not let that nugget hold me down so what I've done through the acknowledgement of management is bring this title up with me. See I brought this title to the main event stage, and that's a damn great accomplishment. And the blood bath I'm going to leave you in, well that will come compliments of myself.
Ash: And now....for my "partner", look kiddo, I don't know much about you but I do know that you like to hang out with Trey Baxter, and why not, he's the champion right. I just know that you fought Rage and while the bright lights were up, you lost in front of the world and what can I say, that can't happen this week. I will say that this week, you indeed have back up and a partner in that match. You see I'm watching all the angles and I can't have you mess this up, and I'm not someone that can trust someone off the bat, in fact it takes a while. I've only ever had to depend on myself my whole life and in my career and now I find myself in the main event and not only that, I'm in my first tag match in this company. You know they tell me that it's bad to be obsessed with winning, but you know what, fuck them, the ones that say that are losers. But what it means for you is that in this match, you're walking away with your hand raised. If you walk away from the match, I'll win, if you get in and stay, I'll win, it really doesn't matter. I'll win this match because I have to, because there are no other options, because this opportunity has taken two months or so and I'm not going to fail the first time it's presented to me.
Ash: Drake, this new era, you can shove that all the way up your ass and don't stop until you hit something. This new era you speak of, doesn't involve you, because as history shows, once you begin to lose again, you'll take your leave. It's people like you that set a pattern, look at your returning buddy C Doublefucked, both of you came back because this is the time to be in MPW. We have a hot Sin City Champion, TJ Pain lost weight due to some crash diet from Subway, Trey Baxter is champion, we have tag team champions with egos the size of that woman in What's Eating Gilbert Grape. And then, there's me, the fuckin' MVP of this company. As I said before, I make matches watchable and come on, when it comes to my promos, I got this shit down. But it's people like you that are going to push me, that are going to question my ability and when I walk to that ring and break my foot off in your ass, it's you that spend the next week having to come up with excuses of why you lost. And try to bury it under the rug like it never happened. I know that you really tried last week against Baxter, and your best just wasn't good enough. I know that you have that feeling of shame deep down in your gut. You were humbled because you thought that it'd be your week, that you would wake up the world and show them your talent, but it was not to be. Because no matter how much you talk, once you're in that ring it's about your wrestling and if you don't have that in this business, you don't have anything. Look at Benoit, he had an abundance of wrestling ability and even though he couldn't talk, he made matches seem seamless...course, he snapped and suffocated his special needs child, and for some reason we are supposed to ignore his contribution to the sport because of over bearing mothers who play the world's hall monitors, but that's neither here nor there.
Ash: You call yourself a liar, an asshole and really you're still the vanilla plain jane bitch you were before just repackaged because you knew we got bored as fuck watching you week in and week out. You are played out and sorry, and I'm putting that up in a light for everyone to see because this week, you're guys are outgunned.
Ash: And Drake, what I'm doing now, is schooling you on how to do a fuckin' promo. Sure, you spoke at length but what the fuck did you talk about, quotes, the person you've become at your convenience and speeches but what did it have to do with your match. These cameras are given to us to promote a match and you used it to talk about yourself and fight two people that as a wrestler you're supposed to be able to kill. Basically Drake, your piece last week was a whole bunch of fluff, just a rambling of nonsense. If you need a reference, try sitting down and watching that piece of shit yourself. Believe me, it's harder than watching Passion of the Christ, and you feel just as bad about yourself having to watch it.
Ash: Drake before you take this new personality and hate on Kried for being the man you used to be, take a longer look in the mirror and know that you're never going to change. What you saw was the real thing, me, a man that will brutalize you without a second thought or even a care. When I go out there, you are my enemy and I need to get through to get what I want. You and Cable are my enemies this week, and what that means is your ass. I will leave no room for error, and the body bags will be laid out and the coroner will come to claim you. But what they are going to find....is that you two...are already buried.
Ash walks off camera leaving the bloody mat as the scene...
He then walks back in and gives the camera the finger and walks back out as the camera fades to....
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