Post by Kuk Killswitch on Nov 10, 2012 6:06:47 GMT -5
We open to Kuk Killswitch sitting in his new home. He has his laptop laying on his lap and his feet are up on the coffee table. His left arm is spread out on the couch and his right arm is on the mouse. He is repeatedly hitting the repeat button and smiling devilishly. We come into view on the other side of the table. Kuk looks up and notices the camera.
Kuk Killswitch:"Oh hello. Didn't expect to be recorded today. Well, while your here you might as well take a look at this."
Kuk lays down the laptop on the table and turns it to the camera. He hits play as the camera watches a small scene. We see Kuk Killswitch talking to TJ Pain and then we see him hit TJ in the back of the head with a pair of brass knuckles. The video ends and we see Kuk Killswitch close the laptop. He sits back and lets out a deep sigh.
Kuk Killswitch:"Isn't that great? Fucking brilliance by me! I mean, did you see how hard he fell? Did you see how hard I hit him? God DAMN if I wasn't a wrestler I could be one HELL of a boxer! Eat your heart out Floyd Mayweather! Anywho, I have recieved phone calls, emails, text messages, Facebook Messages, and letters asking why. Why would you do that to your former partner Kuk? Why did you even mess with him in the first place? Boredom? Nah! See, you fans don't get to see behind the scene action. Me and TJ had been planning a reunion for a while. We talked and talked about it for weeks and finally had everything planned. Our original plan to show the world we were a team again was going to be us attacking the tag champs, but we decided against that. So, we came up with the conclusion of me coming to his locker room and us talking it over. But what he didn't know was that the entire time I was just using him to further myself. Back when we were talking about reforming, he was Television Champ. If I were to attack the Television Champ and lay him out, I would've immedietly had respect and been seen as a threat. But unfortunetly that fucking loser lost the title at Takedown two weeks ago to some bimbo. And I couldn't just say 'Hey Teej, I don't want to be a team anymore'. He would find that a bit odd. So, even though he lost the title, he was still Television Champ. So I continued with our plan, but added a little bit onto it. Everything went according to plan and he turned to walk out. That's when I slipped on the brass knucks and punched him in the back of the head. Stupid bitch didn't even realize what happened! He hit the floor, I made up some bullshit and there it was! Hey management? Do I have your attention now?"
Kuk grabs a open can of Dr. Pepper from the coffee table and takes a drink. He sits back and thinks for a moment before wiping some sweat from his forehead and continuing to rant.
Kuk Killswitch:"Now here's the time to get serious. Management. People in charge. The big boys. El bosseno! Listen up! I'm ready. I'm ready to be the leader. The leader of the X-Core Division. You might not think I can do it, but I can. Give me the chance. I've had to earn my chance into what I have. Last week wasn't enough for you?! I DESTROYED Jordan Storm last week. That wasn't enough to show I'm serious?! Look management, I'm tired of FUCKING AROUND! I want to be appreciated! Respect motherfuckers! I want to be in the videos for more then two seconds. I want to be at the Press Conferences bringing in the fans. I want to be on the front page of the MPW website. I want to be on the magazine covers, the DVDs, I want to main event the fucking shows and the fucking pay per views! Now, your probably laughing at me right now while I speak about this. He's not ready. He's just a guy with a steel chair. Well, at Uncivil War, this 'guy with a steel chair' is going to show the fucking world why I deserve to have all the perks!"
A knock on the door is heard and Kuk walks over to his front door. He opens it up and Tim Bowers walks in. He notices the camera and begins to set up by the couch. Kuk shakes his head and sits down.
Tim Bowers:"I'm here with Kuk Killswitch. Mr. Killswitch, how.."
Kuk Killswitch:"What a second? You waltz your black ass up in here without saying anything and set your shit up in MY fucking living room and begin a fucking interview that was not set-up and you expect me to go with it? This is the disrespect I'm talking about MPW!"
Tim Bowers:"If you seem to be getting disrespect, maybe you should file a complaint with MPW Headquarters."
Kuk Killswitch:"Oh, we got a smart ass here! Look negro, if I file a complaint the only thing that will happen will be me getting my ass fired. You think they give a shit about their best talent?! NO! Management doesn't understand shit about the wrestling world! They just go with the flow and if anybody wants to go against their will, they WILL get shit canned! You think I'm an idiot Bowers?! I've had it done before! I worked for a company about four years ago called The Insane Asylum. I had many a sucess there. But they started favoring wrestlers on the roster. Management gave the World title to their buddies. People that they wanted to be Champ. I got screwed over! Me and this dude Ken Krazy got screwed over! So, we made it clear what was going on. And guess what, we got fired. Why? Because we went against their will! Same shit, different company!"
Tim Bowers:"So you think MPW Management believes that you are just another talent?"
Kuk Killswitch:"Your damn right! They don't care who is on the roster. As long as they are making money they are happy. If they actually cared about their talent, I wouldn't be fucking complaining now would I?"
Tim Bowers:"It seems to me that you are unhappy with MPW. Maybe you should leave the company then."
Kuk Killswitch:"Who are you again? Fuck you! Your damn right I'm unhappy! But you know what, Uncivil War when I win the X-Core Championship, they will finally see me! They will notice me! They will see that Kuk Killswitch beat Andre FUCKING Dixon and Ash FUCKING Soulsfate! Ash Soulsfate, I'll give him his props, he can wrestle. But you know what? I can wrestle too. And I can out wrestle that motherfucker! Y'all don't believe me, but you will! Now Bowers, get the fuck outta my house!"
Kuk stands up and begins pushing Tim Bowers out of his house. Tim tries to stop Kuk, but Kuk continues to shove him out the door. Kuk slams the door shut behind Bowers and walks back to the couch. He sits down as his phone rings. He lifts the phone up and clicks answer.
Kuk Killswitch:"Hello?....Oh what's up dude?....Yeah.....Yeah.....Of course!......Well no shit!.....Yeah Pain......He couldn't believe it I know......Shitttt.....Just like old times......I always said I don't know why people continue to trust me......Stupid fucking bitch......Alright Static.....Talk to you later man."
Kuk hangs up the phone and looks at the camera once again.
Kuk Killswitch:"Static, an old buddy of mine. We wrestled together in Death defying Wrestling, Master Circuit Pro, Extreme Anarchy Wrestling, and New Wave of Wrestling. We fought many many times, had some long battles, some tag team glory, and even have been in stables together. I catch up with him every once in a while. I'm thinking about bringing him with me into MPW. A little buddy to watch my back. Who knows? You might be seeing my buddy Static in MPW soon enough."
Kuk grabs his Dr. Pepper again and takes a chug. He lays it back on the coffee table as he grabs a black T-Shirt from the coffee table and slides it over his beater. He sits back again and runs his fingers around his braided goatee.
Kuk Killswitch:"It is truley sad. Chicken. What a little bitch. Look at him. Do you honestly think he stands a fucking chance this week? I mean seriously? Come on management! I should thank you all though. I like these little warm up matches that I'm getting before the pay per view. I like to be ready for Ash and Dixon. I get to save my strength for Uncivil War instead of wasting it on the weeks leading up. Thank you management. Finally you do something decent. Throwing me a fucking bone here!"
Kuk Killswitch:"One more thing before I must kick you stinky fucking bitches out of my nice clean house. This week I am going to annihilate Chicken. X-Core Rules was a bad choice. Tables, chairs, tacks, barbedwire, you name it, I'll use it. At Uncivil War, Andre, you will go down in history as the guy that came, took a cheap shot, got destroyed by the longest reigning X-Core Champion Kuk Killswitch, then retired. Ash, honestly dude, why are you the champion? I'm not taking away your skills, I just want to know how YOU got into the X-Core division. I NEED to take this title from you. It HAS to be done. You need to move on to something more in your skill level. You see, you might've been able to crack a two by four over my back last week, and props to you for that, wasn't expecting it at all, but you are not made for the X-Core lifestyle. To live and to breathe X-Core is a lifestyle made for very few. X-Core is heavier then Hardcore. X-Core hurts more then being Extreme. X-Core is a new evolution of hardcore and extreme wrestling. It truely is pain at it's limit. The things you have to do to be an X-Core wrestler are sick and demented and Ash man, you can't do it. You are the pretty boy type. You would fit in more of the Sin City Championship division. Go for that man. That is where you should be. Not in MY division."
Kuk grabs the Dr. Pepper and downs the rest. He crumbles the can and lays it on the coffee table as he crack his neck and stands up.
Kuk Killswitch:"Now, if you all would be so kind as to GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
Kuk starts yelling explitives at the camera men and begins throwing stuff towards them. He goes berserk as the camera men a begin to run. Kuk grabs one scared camera man and shoves him out the door. He then takes another camera mans camera and smashes it on the floor. We see from that camera, the camera man run out of the house. Kuk slams the door shut and sits back on his couch. He lifts up his laptop and lays it on his lap. He then clicks the mouse and we can hear the same video from earlier playing again. Kuk laughs as he replays it again and the scene fades into complete and utter DARKNESS!
Kuk Killswitch:"Oh hello. Didn't expect to be recorded today. Well, while your here you might as well take a look at this."
Kuk lays down the laptop on the table and turns it to the camera. He hits play as the camera watches a small scene. We see Kuk Killswitch talking to TJ Pain and then we see him hit TJ in the back of the head with a pair of brass knuckles. The video ends and we see Kuk Killswitch close the laptop. He sits back and lets out a deep sigh.
Kuk Killswitch:"Isn't that great? Fucking brilliance by me! I mean, did you see how hard he fell? Did you see how hard I hit him? God DAMN if I wasn't a wrestler I could be one HELL of a boxer! Eat your heart out Floyd Mayweather! Anywho, I have recieved phone calls, emails, text messages, Facebook Messages, and letters asking why. Why would you do that to your former partner Kuk? Why did you even mess with him in the first place? Boredom? Nah! See, you fans don't get to see behind the scene action. Me and TJ had been planning a reunion for a while. We talked and talked about it for weeks and finally had everything planned. Our original plan to show the world we were a team again was going to be us attacking the tag champs, but we decided against that. So, we came up with the conclusion of me coming to his locker room and us talking it over. But what he didn't know was that the entire time I was just using him to further myself. Back when we were talking about reforming, he was Television Champ. If I were to attack the Television Champ and lay him out, I would've immedietly had respect and been seen as a threat. But unfortunetly that fucking loser lost the title at Takedown two weeks ago to some bimbo. And I couldn't just say 'Hey Teej, I don't want to be a team anymore'. He would find that a bit odd. So, even though he lost the title, he was still Television Champ. So I continued with our plan, but added a little bit onto it. Everything went according to plan and he turned to walk out. That's when I slipped on the brass knucks and punched him in the back of the head. Stupid bitch didn't even realize what happened! He hit the floor, I made up some bullshit and there it was! Hey management? Do I have your attention now?"
Kuk grabs a open can of Dr. Pepper from the coffee table and takes a drink. He sits back and thinks for a moment before wiping some sweat from his forehead and continuing to rant.
Kuk Killswitch:"Now here's the time to get serious. Management. People in charge. The big boys. El bosseno! Listen up! I'm ready. I'm ready to be the leader. The leader of the X-Core Division. You might not think I can do it, but I can. Give me the chance. I've had to earn my chance into what I have. Last week wasn't enough for you?! I DESTROYED Jordan Storm last week. That wasn't enough to show I'm serious?! Look management, I'm tired of FUCKING AROUND! I want to be appreciated! Respect motherfuckers! I want to be in the videos for more then two seconds. I want to be at the Press Conferences bringing in the fans. I want to be on the front page of the MPW website. I want to be on the magazine covers, the DVDs, I want to main event the fucking shows and the fucking pay per views! Now, your probably laughing at me right now while I speak about this. He's not ready. He's just a guy with a steel chair. Well, at Uncivil War, this 'guy with a steel chair' is going to show the fucking world why I deserve to have all the perks!"
A knock on the door is heard and Kuk walks over to his front door. He opens it up and Tim Bowers walks in. He notices the camera and begins to set up by the couch. Kuk shakes his head and sits down.
Tim Bowers:"I'm here with Kuk Killswitch. Mr. Killswitch, how.."
Kuk Killswitch:"What a second? You waltz your black ass up in here without saying anything and set your shit up in MY fucking living room and begin a fucking interview that was not set-up and you expect me to go with it? This is the disrespect I'm talking about MPW!"
Tim Bowers:"If you seem to be getting disrespect, maybe you should file a complaint with MPW Headquarters."
Kuk Killswitch:"Oh, we got a smart ass here! Look negro, if I file a complaint the only thing that will happen will be me getting my ass fired. You think they give a shit about their best talent?! NO! Management doesn't understand shit about the wrestling world! They just go with the flow and if anybody wants to go against their will, they WILL get shit canned! You think I'm an idiot Bowers?! I've had it done before! I worked for a company about four years ago called The Insane Asylum. I had many a sucess there. But they started favoring wrestlers on the roster. Management gave the World title to their buddies. People that they wanted to be Champ. I got screwed over! Me and this dude Ken Krazy got screwed over! So, we made it clear what was going on. And guess what, we got fired. Why? Because we went against their will! Same shit, different company!"
Tim Bowers:"So you think MPW Management believes that you are just another talent?"
Kuk Killswitch:"Your damn right! They don't care who is on the roster. As long as they are making money they are happy. If they actually cared about their talent, I wouldn't be fucking complaining now would I?"
Tim Bowers:"It seems to me that you are unhappy with MPW. Maybe you should leave the company then."
Kuk Killswitch:"Who are you again? Fuck you! Your damn right I'm unhappy! But you know what, Uncivil War when I win the X-Core Championship, they will finally see me! They will notice me! They will see that Kuk Killswitch beat Andre FUCKING Dixon and Ash FUCKING Soulsfate! Ash Soulsfate, I'll give him his props, he can wrestle. But you know what? I can wrestle too. And I can out wrestle that motherfucker! Y'all don't believe me, but you will! Now Bowers, get the fuck outta my house!"
Kuk stands up and begins pushing Tim Bowers out of his house. Tim tries to stop Kuk, but Kuk continues to shove him out the door. Kuk slams the door shut behind Bowers and walks back to the couch. He sits down as his phone rings. He lifts the phone up and clicks answer.
Kuk Killswitch:"Hello?....Oh what's up dude?....Yeah.....Yeah.....Of course!......Well no shit!.....Yeah Pain......He couldn't believe it I know......Shitttt.....Just like old times......I always said I don't know why people continue to trust me......Stupid fucking bitch......Alright Static.....Talk to you later man."
Kuk hangs up the phone and looks at the camera once again.
Kuk Killswitch:"Static, an old buddy of mine. We wrestled together in Death defying Wrestling, Master Circuit Pro, Extreme Anarchy Wrestling, and New Wave of Wrestling. We fought many many times, had some long battles, some tag team glory, and even have been in stables together. I catch up with him every once in a while. I'm thinking about bringing him with me into MPW. A little buddy to watch my back. Who knows? You might be seeing my buddy Static in MPW soon enough."
Kuk grabs his Dr. Pepper again and takes a chug. He lays it back on the coffee table as he grabs a black T-Shirt from the coffee table and slides it over his beater. He sits back again and runs his fingers around his braided goatee.
Kuk Killswitch:"It is truley sad. Chicken. What a little bitch. Look at him. Do you honestly think he stands a fucking chance this week? I mean seriously? Come on management! I should thank you all though. I like these little warm up matches that I'm getting before the pay per view. I like to be ready for Ash and Dixon. I get to save my strength for Uncivil War instead of wasting it on the weeks leading up. Thank you management. Finally you do something decent. Throwing me a fucking bone here!"
Kuk Killswitch:"One more thing before I must kick you stinky fucking bitches out of my nice clean house. This week I am going to annihilate Chicken. X-Core Rules was a bad choice. Tables, chairs, tacks, barbedwire, you name it, I'll use it. At Uncivil War, Andre, you will go down in history as the guy that came, took a cheap shot, got destroyed by the longest reigning X-Core Champion Kuk Killswitch, then retired. Ash, honestly dude, why are you the champion? I'm not taking away your skills, I just want to know how YOU got into the X-Core division. I NEED to take this title from you. It HAS to be done. You need to move on to something more in your skill level. You see, you might've been able to crack a two by four over my back last week, and props to you for that, wasn't expecting it at all, but you are not made for the X-Core lifestyle. To live and to breathe X-Core is a lifestyle made for very few. X-Core is heavier then Hardcore. X-Core hurts more then being Extreme. X-Core is a new evolution of hardcore and extreme wrestling. It truely is pain at it's limit. The things you have to do to be an X-Core wrestler are sick and demented and Ash man, you can't do it. You are the pretty boy type. You would fit in more of the Sin City Championship division. Go for that man. That is where you should be. Not in MY division."
Kuk grabs the Dr. Pepper and downs the rest. He crumbles the can and lays it on the coffee table as he crack his neck and stands up.
Kuk Killswitch:"Now, if you all would be so kind as to GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
Kuk starts yelling explitives at the camera men and begins throwing stuff towards them. He goes berserk as the camera men a begin to run. Kuk grabs one scared camera man and shoves him out the door. He then takes another camera mans camera and smashes it on the floor. We see from that camera, the camera man run out of the house. Kuk slams the door shut and sits back on his couch. He lifts up his laptop and lays it on his lap. He then clicks the mouse and we can hear the same video from earlier playing again. Kuk laughs as he replays it again and the scene fades into complete and utter DARKNESS!
