Post by ethancage on Nov 15, 2012 11:18:14 GMT -5
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Ash makes his way to the back to an awaiting Poe, sweat still coming down from his match. Poe brushes his hair out of his eyes and kisses him, Ash grabs Poe and leads her out to the back, knowing he's taken out Kuk Killswitch and Andre Dixon earlier tonight. Once outside Bobby's limo is waiting and they get into the limo and the limo takes off. The scene continues inside. Bobby looks on with champagne in his hands.
Bobby: You're telling me that Ash Soulsfate exacts revenge on Kuk Killswitch and Andre Dixon and even wins his first main event match?
Bobby shakes his head.
Bobby: Ash Soulsfate...where did you come from?
Poe: You know I wondered that the very first day I met him.
Bobby: They gave me the card for next week. Ash, you're facing Terrin Reign, the man that fights two men.
Ash: Yeah, well instead of fighting two men with half the talent I have, he's going to be facing one man with all the talent in the world.
Bobby: He's an asskicker, born biker.
Ash: And I'm a gift from God himself, Bobby.
Bobby: I've done what you asked for your veteran's day visit.
Ash nods, holding his X-Core Championship in his lap.
Bobby: Kuk Killswitch is the number one contender.
Ash: As was expected when he was facing Jordan Storm.
Bobby: What do you come to expect next week?
Ash: Well Kuk is not about looking bad but he does have so sort of respect for me since I've beaten him, however I wouldn't put it passed him to put himself in the limelight once again. Bobby, plain and simple, when he comes after my title again, I'm going to turn him away like society has and make sure he understands that this title is mine and that his hokey gimmick has ran it's course.
Bobby: And Andre Dixon?
Ash: -hismouth walks in here and we're all supposed to bow down and be thankful, well I'm not thankful, not even a little bit. Killswitch and I have started at the bottom and made ourselves be recognized by the MPW, and Andre Dixon attacked me and thinks he's going to be next X-Core Champion by weaseling his way into a titleshot.
Bobby: Terrin Reign is a man that is considered no joke, ever since the news of the main event, it's like management is giving you some sort of push, placing you in main events, placing you against better competitors. Got to say, Christmas is coming earlier than we thought this year.
Ash: And this is only the beginning Bobby.
The camera fades to black only to arise on the next scene.
Scene 2: Veterans and Bicycles(Veteran's Day)
The camera comes back in on Mike "Rooftop" Escamilla, the BMX rider doin' some tricks for the veterans on his bike. It is clear that they are on some sort of base as it looks miles from anything not military. An announcer has a microphone is leading Ash towards the middle of the demo.
Announcer: And now, MPW's X-Core Champion is going to lie down and let Mike "Rooftop" Escamilla jump over him, his agent Bobby Ball, Poe and Bobby's limo driver, as well as a few of your troops. But which will volunteer to be at the end of the line?
Ash playing pushes Poe towards the end, Poe pushes back. Bobby is trying to get out of this situation but Ash pulls him back. Ash heads towards the end of the line and is indeed at the end.
Announcer: We ask for dead silence as this trick is about to happen, broke bones are at stake.
The camera with Ash and Poe.
Poe: Why do I let you talk me into these things. I'm lying down in a line up waiting for some guy to jump over me with his bike. I never let my brother do this to me when I was a child but now I'm an adult and it looks like it's going to happen now.
Ash laughs.
Ash: Poe, when they asked for people you raised your hand before I did.
Poe: Yes, but if I die, I can blame you, see my logic?
Ash: Yes, female logic never needed to make sense.
Poe: Really, now is the time you want to piss me off.
Ash: There's nothing to be scared of, we're doing this for the troops.
Poe: I spent all morning kissing cheeks of these veterans, we spent all day in the burn ward and injury stations. Those things, I expected, getting hit in the face by the tire of a bike was not on the list.
Ash: Be calm.
Poe: If he hits me or you, I'm ending his career, does he know that? Just one quick kick to the jaw, I'll Goldberg superkick him and he'll be my Bret Hart.
Ash: God, I love that you know those references.
Poe: I'm a multi-time woman's champion, I should know it.
Announcer: And here we go, Rooftop looks about to be ready.
Poe: I don't think I can do this.
Poe grabs Ash's hand.
Ash: You're fine.
Announcer: There he goes Ladies and Gentlemen.
Poe: I'm out of here.
Poe leans up, as does Ash. Ash kisses Poe, and leads her back down gently to the ground not breaking the kiss. Rooftop jumps simultaneously and crossing Ash and Poe, clearly them by simply inches from their faces, Poe never notices. Rooftop lands perfectly on the other side. Poe breaks the kiss.
Poe: Okay, I have to get out of this line before he kills me.
Ash: Babe, he already jumped over us.
Poe: Very smart.
Ash: But you did it, told you that you could.
Poe: Well being distracted helps.
Announcer: Let's hear it for Rooftop, and thank Ash Soulsfate and Poe of the MPW, everybody.
Bobby: Why didn't I get thanked?
Ash: Nobody ever thanks an agent, your thank you is the ten percent you steal from your clientel every check.
Bobby: Oh, right, my bad.
Bobby, embarrased yells at the driver.
Bobby: What are you doing here, wait by the car, and dust yourself off, I can't be represented in such a manner.
Ash shakes his head while laughing at Bobby's antics, then is stopped by a Colonel Gordon T. Kraken, who salutes Ash. Ash humbled to be saluted too, responds with his own salute to the soldier.
Col: I just want to thank you son. Your presence here boosts morale, and it's a kind gesture to do on Veteran's Day.
Ash: Well before my father was a wrestler, he was a Marine, so I'm doing this for him too.
Col: You know we watch Thursday Night Takedown here on the base, Ash Soulsfate doesn't seem like a man that would take pictures, sign autographs and spend time listening to soldier's stories.
Ash: Well, there's a time to be me, and there's a time to show respect. If it wasn't for you guys, I wouldn't be able to live out my dreams every week.
Col: But you get hit in the face with chairshots, and have to wrestle big men like Terrin Reign, or Brandon Nytrus.
Ash: Yeah, but when you beat men like that, when the world once saw you as the underdog, you become a legend. I've made men like that unconscious in Primal, and I've kicked their teeth in, and that's what Terrin Reign is in store for. He may be one half of the tag team champions, but when I'm done with him, he won't even be half a man.
Col: Well we can't wait to see that son. Say, why didn't you enlist?
Ash: Wrestling got me straight out of high school and my father was more interested in training me to become the next Flair or Hart, more than trying to make me a soldier. Besides, my mom would kill me. Not that I'm even kidding Colonel, but she'd be one hell of an X-Core Champion.
Col: I understand, besides you're doing what you can to boost morale here at home, my home the Joint Base Lewis-McChord.
Ash: Are you advertising because you see a camera?
Col: Maybe just a little bit.
Ash: My tribute to the troops will come in that match against Terrin Reign, his big dumbass thinks he's a biker, the fiber of America, when I'm done with him, I'm going to make sure he's just another dumb weekend warrior. Besides, what's a 6'10 man doing in that much leather, that's like two cows had to die to portray his gimmick. He's like the father to the gimp you see in Pulp Fiction. Did you get Madd Katt's package?
Col: Excuse me?
Ash laughs.
Ash: That didn't come out right didn't? I meant the MPW tee shirts he sent, they're new, there's some Jake Cage, Aidan Caines, Trey Baxters, Laura Tavers and Terrin Reign for the ladies, Johnny Clash shirts.
Col: Yes, that was weird that the Terrin Reign shirts came only in women sizes. You wouldn't have anything to do with that right?
Ash smirks.
Ash: Come now Colonel, would I do that?
Col: Yes.
Ash: Damn, you DO watch MPW television.
Col: What about Ash Soulsfate shirts, or Ms Biguns, or Rage, or Bliss, god damn would I wouldn't do to Bliss.
Ash: Camera, sir...remember?
The colonel gets embarrased and then remembers he's married.
Col: Hi honey, was totally kidding. Women with streaks in their hair and big breast....yucky.
Ash: Dude, just stop talking.
Col: Well anyway son, thanks once again for coming, and having her wear that.
Poe is wearing a bikini camo top as well as camo booty shorts with ankle high combat boots.
Poe: For the troops sir.
The Colonel is staring with a smile.
Ash: Camera, sir.
Col: DAMN IT!
The Colonel walks off camera. And in walks Mike "Rooftop" Escamilla, wearing shades.
Mike: Dude, that shit was sick, thanks for sitting in that demo. And wrestling that local guy was kind of cool, so thanks.
Ash: No way, man thanks for the invite to Bikes over Bagdhad, didn't know it'd be this much fun.
Mike: Oh yeah, every year.
Ash: I wonder if MPW has something like this, I'll have to look into it.
Mike: Well thank Madd Katts for finding you someone to wrestle on short notice, and ask him if his damages are under our insurance or MPW's.
Ash: Dude, I didn't know I was going to hurt him that bad.
Mike: All good, fuck that guy.
Ash laughs.
Voice: It's good to see these bad boys having a good time.
Ash turns to see ESPN's reporter Bonnie Bernstein with a microphone in her hand.
Bonnie: Mike, what brought all this on and why bring Ash Soulsfate into the mix?
Mike: Well, it came to me when my father said that when he was in the military, that these types of visits have always stuck with him, even to today. And with X-Games and Mountain tournaments, these soldiers don't get to witness anything like that, so we thought we'd bring it to them. As for Ash Soulsfate, he's got that IT factor when it comes to wrestling, he knows his audience and more than that, he knows how to piss people off, and he's helping to make his sport what it is today. He's one of the few that isn't generic and depends on flash to get him over, the man has holes in his jeans, goes out there and wrestles incredible matches, like the one he had with Jordan Storm.
Bonnie: Well thanks to Kuk Killswitch of course.
Ash: Well, here's how smart Killswitch is, had he placed Jordan Storm's arm over me, Jordan would've had the title, and had he wrestled Jordan Storm last week for the title, he'd be right now, the current X-Core Champion. But the man has the brain of a parakeet, he knows certain words, but he's best at repeating someone else.
Bonnie: Oh man, we should interview you wrestlers more often, do they all look like you?
Ash: Have you seen Jake Cage, the man looks like he grew up in the woods and knows his own language which is made up on grunts and howls.
Bonnie: And Mike, this has been made into a documentary, for the families of these soldiers to see them, to see what they've gotten to experience today.
Mike: Yes, it's also for sale on Amazon.com, and this years will be available within six months to a year. It has a lot of top names that participated this year, as well as the past years dvds which have people that have participated. We are just doing what we can to say thank you.
Bonnie: One year had a few of the Jackass guys, and now this year you have Ash Soulsfate, it would seem that you like to keep current with what's going on mainstream to keep things relevent.
Mike: Are you calling Ash a jackass?
Bonnie: God no, he's so damn hot though.
Ash: Thanks.
Bonnie: I have just a few things to ask, as I'm not used to interviewing wrestlers, I had to do my own sense of research on you Ash, and if you don't mind, may I ask you a few things?
Ash: Whatever.
Ash shrugs.
Bonnie: I'll take that as a yes. Why did you attack Kuk Killswitch and Andre Dixon this week?
Ash: Because I could.
Bonnie: That's it?
Ash: Well, they came out trying to make names for themselves on me. And that was my response, I will not lie down and get beat, TWI thought they could but they have what's coming to them, with these two coming after my X-Core title, I found that they will come to me.
Bonnie: Why do you think Jason X didn't pursue the X-Core Championship?
Ash: Because he'd lose and with it being one on one, he'd have no one to blame but himself. Because he'd be held accountable for losing. And besides after what Terrin did to him last week, that shit was hilarious, the TWI is the only way he'll look good because in that ring by himself, he's a fuckin' schmuck.
Bonnie: What are your thoughts on Aidan Caine and Trey Baxter joining forces?
Ash: What can I think, Aidan had my back in the main event last week, and as long as we're not enemies or he's not my opponent yet, we don't have a problem. But if Aidan thinks he's going to keep me away from a genuine title shot in the future, I won't let one match of respect keep me from becoming what the MPW world knows I'm going to be.
Bonnie: And what's that?
Ash: The MPW World Heavyweight Champion.
Bonnie: Your opponent this week Terrin Reign, had a handicap match against Jamal and Taufik, but Taufik sat out due to injury.
Ash: Which was horseshit, Madd Katts is on top of injury clearance like nobody's business. Do you know when I was attacked by TWI, I had to take a week off because of clearance, I was backstage and broke the door off the hinge to get a match and he stuck with his decision to not let me wrestle because I wasn't cleared. Had Taufik not been cleared to wrestle, he wouldn't have even been seen on television and he would've never walked down that ramp. Truth is, he knew he was going to lose against Terrin and instead of having the embarrassment of losing and having the advantage and that fact following him the rest of his career, he pussed out. Taufik sat out of a match and in reality ran away from a fight. I'd call him a bitch, but we've all seen catfights, even women are down for their shit, he's just a flat out coward. He puts in Jamal like he's giving the MPW some sort of favor, and in the end, he waited outside like a woman waiting for her man to pay at the register for her dress.
Bonnie: Former challenger for the X-Core title Brandon Nytrus challenges Roxi for the Television title.
Ash: And why shouldn't he, he's earned it when he lost a tag match to her. That title has been through more hands than Terrin Reign's mother, and that's sayin' something. He doesn't know who his father is, so he just made his last name Reign, but reigning over me is the last thing he's going to do, because he's going to be too busy rolling on the ground trying to catch his breath and trying to figure out what hurts more, his body or his pride.
Bonnie: And Andre Dixon and Kuk Killswitch winning their respective matches?
Ash: Come on, you give them Jordan Storm and Chicken, and say that they qualify for my title because of that, please. They might as well have just walked into the title match and not have bothered. I mean, why go through the trouble of embarrassing Chicken and Storm?
Bonnie: And finally what was it like to beat Drake Hunter and Chris Cable?
Ash: I'm going to say that it was awesome. Chris Cable couldn't be bothered to promote his match, and was talking shit before our match on the show and came up with clever names for us, but two men that don't see eye to eye attitude wise have beaten two men that have come up with a name for themselves and think they are some sort of competition to the tag team division but couldn't beat two considered randoms as far as being put together in a match.
Bonnie: Will that be Ash Soulsfate last main event level match?
Ash: Watch one of my matches, watch one of my promos, watch my strut and you'll answer your own question. I'm in the MPW to be one of it's best, if not, the best. Being in such a young company, there's so much more room to grow. And me being there is already raising the stakes by miles, and there's a roster full of haters that hate that I'm the perfect specimen and come up with excuses of why I win my matches, and like the saying goes, if you have haters than you're doing something right.
Bonnie: Okay, thank you Mike, thank you Ash. I didn't know I was going to get a full interview with Ash Soulsfate, but this has been your exclusive, this Bonnie Bernstein for ESPN, good night.
Her camera turns off, but Ash's MPW one continues.
Bonnie: Thank you boys. And who is this?
Poe: His wife.
Bonnie clears her throat.
Bonnie: Noted, thank you all for your time.
Bonnie and her cameraman walk off camera. Ash laughs.
Ash: Why do you do that to people?
Poe: It's funny.
The camera goes to the BMX riders doing more tricks before going to black.
A Day in the Life of....The Last Outlaw(Today)
Voice: Today ...is the day they are going to respect you...because you are the last outlaw, you have a Ken doll for a tag team partner, and if I say I'm good enough, damn it....someone's got to fall for it.
As the camera widens, we've come to see our dear Ash Soulsfate dressed as Terrin Reign with a head band and his hair slicked back like Reign with a bit of eyeliner...that the real Terrin thinks we don't see, but of course as the spoof is massively overdone. "Terrin Reign" is looking into the mirror and giving himself self convidence.
Voice Outside the Door: Terrin, honey are you ready?
"Terrin": Oh hold your pretty little heels.
Voice: We have but a minute to be on that stage.
"Terrin": You will wait for the Last Outlaw to be out on that stage because you can expect to Ride, live and fight.......AND DANCE!
Confetti drops into the room. "Terrin" looks into the mirror and smiles, that creepy gay smile those types have. "Terrin" stands up and walks to the door to see ...the construction worker.
Construction Worker: You ready honey?
"Terrin": Cupcake, I was born ready.
"Terrin" circle snaps and walks out that door with such sass and heads down a long hallway where he is met by an indian. The indian pats "Terrin" on the ass and the curtain opens to see the cop, the cowboy and the sailor. The six of them line up as YMCA is playing, and Ash dressed up exactly as Terrin is dancing in unison with these five dressed up icons and it's clear where Terrin has gotten his inspiration as a gimmick within the MPW. There are tons of people in the audience, some are obviously MPW fans as some have Terrin signs and others are reppin' the Soulsfate. As the song stops, the lights down low and Ash rips off his Terrin costume and grabs the microphone.
Ash: That's how serious I take you, you simple minded fuck. I'm coming to Takedown to plant my foot in your ass, and I'm going to me a legend, and I'm going to make you wish this week, never happened. I'm bringing to light the fact that compared to me, you are just another win. Some are calling this a dream match, but once they see the ultimate sacrifice, you won't be a martyr, and there will be no cause....instead, you'll be left in a sea of bodies. You'll only be recognized as a reign in name, because as far this match, you're going to school old man. I'm puttin' you down....just make sure that one day...you can get back up.
Ash drops the mic and walks off stage, on the screen behind him is the picture below.(Inserted below)
My Enemy
The camera comes in on Ash seated in an empty biker bar, sitting in his leather jacket, jeans and a Marilyn Manson shirt, his hair wet and in his eyes, almost Kidman style.
Ash: What is it Terrin, you get by on intimidation like you did with Taufik but I'm not going down like that. I'm not intimidated by you, in fact, I'm going to beat you and show the MPW world that your "reign" is over. X-Core Champion versus the Tag Team champion, I'd say one half of but clearly Justin's left it to you to settle things. Now, I know you feel big and bad because of those titles, however this week you're not going against someone who takes your height or fatness as a factor. And this death stare you're supposed to have is supposed to strike fear into what I would consider mortals, but Reign I'm the GOD that is going to kick your teeth down your throat, have a cigarette and a shot right after and never give you a second thought. I'm on my way to bigger and better things and that's not a reference to my title, that's a reference to my status in this company. Little by little I'm my name is becoming a part of this company, my pictures are on the website and there's interest in a title that I'm making famous.
Ash: As you try to do some gimmick of taking on two half assed men to prove your dominance, a gimmick that is currently running in another program, I half expect our MPW crowd to start to chant to feed your more, you second rate, unoriginal twatastic moron. You see you're seen as a bad ass until this week, until you go up a man with substance, a man that is miles ahead of you as far as talent. I know I'm in for a fight Reign, I'm not delusional, but I know that my limits are endless and taking you down a peg or two is going to be just what this company is asking. That's why you've been set up against me, between the both of us, they want to find out which one of us is the real badass. And if you think it's you, then your silly little bandana is wrapped too tight on your head. You put your hand on my throat to think you're going to chokeslam me, I'm going to break your arm off and feed it to your boy toy Justin Fischer.
Ash: And a weird thing, you're a biker right, from the same streets I'm from, Los Angeles, California. So biker, and if it's one thing bikers are all about, it's America, maybe you're just a little more open minded since you're tagging with a Canadian. But then, there are things like you calling yourself the Last Outlaw, that's funny, because your partner calls himself, the Hidden Gem. You got to ask yourself why would a 6'10 foot monster tag with a man who frosts his tips. Well, maybe pretty boy found himself in jail, he was fresh fish and in came Terrin Reign,...excuse the pun.
Ash smirks.
Ash: It's obvious that you wouldn't share the same social circles, therefore it must've been like a Match.com maybe, Zoosk, something online to keep things under wraps until of course you found out that you both shared the same passion, and decided to stop wrestling each other, but wrestle others together. Is this like your form of swingin'. You fellas are dirty, and to think it's right underneathe everyone's nose. You have a boy for a tag team partner and no one is to ask questions. He's called the Hidden Gem, is that what you call him when he buries his "fischer" up your ass. Would give a whole new meaning to your theme song 5 Minutes alone wouldn't it....how dare you do that to Pantera, they've been through enough.
Ash: See a biker has a little more creativity than you have, Ride, Live, Fight, which tells me that you do value life, which instantly you have a weakness that you've exposed to your enemy. Moving back, as far as creativity, your move is called the Tap Out, the Chokeslam, and the only one that you even gave a name to is the Silencer, which I'm surprised you didn't call The Kicky Kick, with how your lack of brain power works. Well you're the one who is going to get silenced this week Outlaw, I'm going to make sure of that. I'm going to make sure that when you are put against real talent, you're seen for the sham that you are. I've been facing adversity my entire time here in this company, men even bigger than you, and I brought them to their knees and sent them on a different path, one where they wouldn't be messing with me again. Many have come to me and they have fallen and tried to brush themselves off, men such as Drake Hunter and Cable who have just put out a promo that said, no matter how many times they lose, they are bringing the Millinium Punk movement, they are about as punk as Sum 41 or Nickleback, don't worry your Canadian sailor boy gets the reference.
Ash: And then what are you doing, you're coming in here telling Brandon Nytrus you can help him with what he's doing wrong in this business, and then when he asks you if he could win, you tell him, "no but you'll be a lot better the next time you face him." So what did you really tell the man, not a god damn thing, that's the answer you're looking for. He's no better with you than he would be going off on his own like he had a pair. All you are looking for is an instant impact, and believe me, by you having those tag titles, I get that you've made that impact but Terrin, those belts will be taken from you. You boys are not unbeatable, and part of that statement is going to ring true when they announce my name at the end of our match.
Ash: You've beaten Michael Moreno and Rye Payne. And then what, you couldn't beat Christian Carter, so Justin Fischer slides into the ring and hits him with a chair to protect you. And then to reward you for not being able to handle yourself, he HANDS you a tag team championship. So as much as you think you're a bad ass with that title, the world knows you were handed a title. So technically, you have a loss. But you and I and Justin know that you were going to lose anyway, don't you. It must've been your anniversay, because he was definitely handing you gold.
Ash: And I've already discussed this last week but let's discuss what really happened. Who did you beat, Taufik pussed out, and Jason Xavier walked away from your match and really who did you pin, a man not even billed on the show. You beat a man named Jamal, who when I looked on the roster, I don't see. I know in the books, it'll read Taufik and Jason X, but you know you beat down a man named Jamal and are getting credit for it. But someone like me, who does his research and calls people on their shit, we notice things like that. That way when they try to claim the world, I let them know that the world knows the truth, and you're not tellin' it.
Ash: Like you talking about how the people in the tag division can't hold a candle to you and Justin, but again, the world saw you were handed the title. What gives you the right to even open your mouth about that division, not to mention that, when the match was solely one on one, you were about to fail and were bailed out. I ask you again, what about you says, hey I deserve to have an opinion, what you should do is have your little assistant Frankie hit you with a Silencer so you can shut the fuck up. And then to hear your little theory, that Justin will hit a bunch of aerials and you'll walk into to finish them off. And what you really meant was, Justin will do all the work and once again, your lazy ass will take the credit. And make it look like you're holding up your end of the team. Sooner or later, Justin is going to see right through you and want someone to depend on, and stop having someone ride his coat tails.
Ash: You see Terrin, while you were taking nine years off from the business, I was wrestling and making my name in companies, winning titles and leaving my name in the annals of wrestling businesses across the world, Japan, now I know a lot of people have been saying shit like that but look at my record and look at what I've done in my short time here, and maybe that'll convince that out there, and out here, there are better than you. You tell people that you know how hard you hit and how to hurt people, but do you know how much pain it will take before you're left motionless in the ring, because for me, that's where the fun will be. Because that's where your fake ass is heading, I'm not a man that works through another man's accomplishments, I'm a man that won his title on his own, won his title and in doing so defied the predicted odds, much like I will do again, against Andre Dixon and Kuk Killswitch. Your time was nine years ago, and the senior citizen center is just up the block, I'm make sure they leave you with a bib, because after the amount of punches to your head you're going to receive, you will be drooling. Like Saw...There will be Drool...
Ash: Terrin Reign, my name is Ash Soulsfate, and I'm the destroyer of legends, and the shatterer of dreams, and when you step into my ring, you better pay homage and leave your ego at the door, because my foots going so deep down your throat, they won't know where you end and I begin. And then you can tell Frankie that you're going to need several more tats, to cover up the scars I'm going to leave you with. I'm the dangerous one of us both, you are the gimmick, I'm the real motherfucker.
Ash: You told past opponents that all you are looking for a good fight, well you've come to the right place. I'm bringing the fight to you and I will not stop until I cover your face in blood. You look for domination, I always achieve it. You rant about how it's going to take so much more to stop this...stop what, what are you referring to, I mean are you referring to nine years ago when Limp Bizkit was on the charts. Well, ask yourself this, how relevent is Limp Bizkit these days.
Ash: You walk to that ring with that shitty walk that you have, that I just had 14 cups of Activia and now I have to do this match before I take my shit, walk that you have. And that super serious, "look at my mean face, I've been practicing in the mirror for months", and it works on Taufik and other low lives but this is class, I am superiority in the flesh and in your nine years you've seen people have it, and people not have it. Well, once you see who you are dealing with, you're going to find that the generation you've decided to become a part of, has left you so far behind, you are a forgotten relic. You hold the title like a grandson giving you a Christmas sweater and claim dominance. You're boring to watch and act like this promoting thing is a huge bother to you, it's interupting your sham of a life. You're really just a desk clerk who works on a computer all day, and now, because of your height and you going to some Harley Davidson shop and using up your paycheck, you think you're some sort of wrestler, some sort of man that's achieved anything. And no worries, I've seen your tape and read your bio at the MPW headquarters, what's great for you, is that you can claim anything you want and all of the sudden those places don't exist anymore or they have no record of you because you were under another name. It's been done....to death. You're coming to my ring Terrin Reign, the Last Outlaw,...but you're leaving it, Terrin Reign, MPW's resident Biker Bitch!
Ash smirks and the camera goes to-
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