Post by Johnny Clash on Nov 18, 2012 13:29:02 GMT -5
Ms. Biguns: Open Challenge? What is that about?
Johnny Clash: What do you mean? It means I can take on anyone in this disgusting place and beat them. Do you have a problem with it?
Ms. Biguns: No I’m just asking. It struck me by surprise.
[[Biguns Rolls over to face Johnny in the bed as her hair is glued to her face in sweat. Her breathing is heavy as Johnny lays on his hand behind his head relaxing]]
Johnny Clash: Don’t worry about it. There is no one on this roster that I can’t handle. Maybe Ian Andrews.. That guy is pretty damn good
[[Biguns laughs as she puts her arm around Johnny’s bare chest]]
Ms. Biguns: So Johnny about this wedding. I have been doing a lot of planning and I had a few things I wanted to go over with you. First the place, I want it at..
Johnny Clash: woe woe, hold on. All I hear is what you want. Do I get a say in any of this?
Ms. Biguns: I mean, I guess you do. Every girl has their dream wedding I just want ours to be perfect.
Johnny Clash: And it will be. But a place to have a wedding? I think if I even enter a church my skin will melt off and burst in to flames. Do you know me?
Ms. Biguns: I guess so, well where would you want it?
Johnny Clash: Let’s have a traditional wedding. Old school ya know? Let’s do it in the middle of that ring!
Ms. Biguns: Seriously? The middle of the ring? Why the hell would I want to do that?
Johnny Clash: Because it’s classy and we can do it in front of alllllll of those people. All the doubters, the haters. All of the people who boo us and think we are nothing but a joke. We can do it in front of them. We can make all those doubters eat their words as we laugh in the middle of the ring.
Ms. Biguns: I guess that would be nice. What about the wedding party though?
Johnny Clash: We can discuss that later. I just need you to be my wife already. The legal shit is done with that other skank and it’s time to move past it. Can you imagine how our life would be if I.. No no. WHEN I win that World Heavyweight Championship at Uncivil War?
Ms. Biguns: We will be unstoppable. No one would question our dominance anymore. We are already feared by everyone on the roster, now we will be feared even more.
Johnny Clash: You are so hot when you get fired up.
Ms. Biguns: Well I’m ready for round two..
Johnny Clash: Well I wanted to watch the end of this CSI rerun.. But okay fine. Flip over.
[[Johnny turns the lights off next to him]]
Johnny Clash: did I ever tell you I have a brown belt in Karate?
[[Scene fades]]
Johnny Clash: What do you mean? It means I can take on anyone in this disgusting place and beat them. Do you have a problem with it?
Ms. Biguns: No I’m just asking. It struck me by surprise.
[[Biguns Rolls over to face Johnny in the bed as her hair is glued to her face in sweat. Her breathing is heavy as Johnny lays on his hand behind his head relaxing]]
Johnny Clash: Don’t worry about it. There is no one on this roster that I can’t handle. Maybe Ian Andrews.. That guy is pretty damn good
[[Biguns laughs as she puts her arm around Johnny’s bare chest]]
Ms. Biguns: So Johnny about this wedding. I have been doing a lot of planning and I had a few things I wanted to go over with you. First the place, I want it at..
Johnny Clash: woe woe, hold on. All I hear is what you want. Do I get a say in any of this?
Ms. Biguns: I mean, I guess you do. Every girl has their dream wedding I just want ours to be perfect.
Johnny Clash: And it will be. But a place to have a wedding? I think if I even enter a church my skin will melt off and burst in to flames. Do you know me?
Ms. Biguns: I guess so, well where would you want it?
Johnny Clash: Let’s have a traditional wedding. Old school ya know? Let’s do it in the middle of that ring!
Ms. Biguns: Seriously? The middle of the ring? Why the hell would I want to do that?
Johnny Clash: Because it’s classy and we can do it in front of alllllll of those people. All the doubters, the haters. All of the people who boo us and think we are nothing but a joke. We can do it in front of them. We can make all those doubters eat their words as we laugh in the middle of the ring.
Ms. Biguns: I guess that would be nice. What about the wedding party though?
Johnny Clash: We can discuss that later. I just need you to be my wife already. The legal shit is done with that other skank and it’s time to move past it. Can you imagine how our life would be if I.. No no. WHEN I win that World Heavyweight Championship at Uncivil War?
Ms. Biguns: We will be unstoppable. No one would question our dominance anymore. We are already feared by everyone on the roster, now we will be feared even more.
Johnny Clash: You are so hot when you get fired up.
Ms. Biguns: Well I’m ready for round two..
Johnny Clash: Well I wanted to watch the end of this CSI rerun.. But okay fine. Flip over.
[[Johnny turns the lights off next to him]]
Johnny Clash: did I ever tell you I have a brown belt in Karate?
[[Scene fades]]
