Post by MPW ADMIN on Nov 23, 2012 2:57:52 GMT -5
Thomas Simon: JUST LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!!! THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!!!!
Bob Herman: Look at Rage he is taken aback himself!!!
[Rage has a mic in hand but has to pause the crowd will not let up. He shakes his head back and forth then brings the mic forward with the crowd still popping!]
Rage: It was a month ago........
Thomas Simon: Listen to these people.......this is ELECTRIC!!!!
Bob Herman: I'm sorry Tommy Boy but I'm having a hard time hearing you....did you say "this is duck duck goose?"
Thomas Simon: What? How'd you get that from "This is electric?"
Bob Herman: I agree it is electric but what does it have to do with a game that Jake Cage and Christian Carter play in the locker room just to piss Titan off??
Thomas Simon: Wait......What are you??? Ah hell....Nevermind! Listen to these people!!
[The crowd gives off one last assortment of loud cheers and then they finally allow "The Only One" to get a word in.]
Rage: Now....as I saying.......The last time I was in an MPW ring I was facing *BLEEP* wait.....what the hell? I said the last time I was in an MPW ring I was facing *BLEEP* This is weird.......
[Rage tosses the mic aside thinking its faulty and grabs another from Freddy Class.]
Rage: So as I was saying....The last time I was in an MPW ring I was facing *BLEEP* Are you serious? What the fuck is wrong.....Oh really they bleep out *BLEEP* but not Fuck? WhateverI'll just have to move on.......Ok one last time now......Theeeeeeeeee last time I was in this very ring I was facing some crazy diva that thought he was top dog. Following that brutal match I had several injuries to go along with some minor cuts and brusies etc.....When I left I do remember being apart of a stable that was a Biguns hair away from running this place but I come backand suddenly Jason X is kicked to the curb like last week's Clash title shot......
[Crowd collectively goes "OHHHHHHH"]
Rage: What? something I said? So.....speaking of the True Wrestling Icons......I am still a member last time I checked.....I mean I haven't been literally kicked out like Jason was but then again....I need to hear it straight from the mouth of a jackass.....and that jackass's name is none other than the same man that took it upon himself to cash in MY roll of the dice contract and toss it aside like Biguns after sailor number 42!
[Johnny Clash walks out and he has his trademark suit on and sunglasses as he does a cocky stroll down to the ring. He walks around the ring and is checking over Rage the whole time.Rage stands in the ring focused on Johnny Clash. Clash grabs a mic from Honey Winters and inadvertenly touches her breast at the same time. He holds his hands up and blows her a kiss as she goes beat red and sits down in the chair. Clash slowly climbs into the ring and begins to circle around Rage as his music ends.]
Johnny Clash: What is this? Salvation Army have a sale on jackets this week? A leather jacket with a jean vest? come on bro! 2002 called they want their style back.
Rage: Really? So that's what you came out here to do? quote on what I'm wearing?
Johnny Clash: Well you see.....It's just that the last time we stood in this ring together we were high stylin' much like I am at this very second and will continue to be from every second....hell the Mayans couldn't predict my style!
Rage: What's that? They didn't calculate massive douche into their calender?
Johnny Clash: Ohhhhhh Funny....It's so funny I forgot to....wait I have an app for that.....
[Clash takes his phone out.]
Johnny Clash: Siri...
Siri: Yes Johnny "Mother Fucking" Clash?
Johnny Clash: Remind me to laugh at Rage's joke later....
Siri: Ok.....is there anything else?
Rage: *In mocking Clash voice* Yeah could you schedule my vagina tweezing for three o'clock tomorrow?
Siri: Yes I can....Thank you goodbye Johnny "Mother Fucking" Clash
Johnny Clash: WAIT! WHAT!??!?!?!! SIRI?!?!?! ANSWER!!!!
[Clash screams at his phone but Siri will not answer. He is visibly annoyed and frustrated as Rage points and laughs at him.]
Johnny Clash: I'm glad I amuse you...
Rage: Oh you do......Yes last time you and graced this ring we were in suited attire but laying up for 3 weeks in a hospital made me realize something....
Johnny Clash: What's that? They changed the time of early bird dinners to conincide with when Matlock is on?
Rage: No.....old joke good one...Ha...but no seriously.....It made me realize that.....I hate suits!
Johnny Clash: WHAT?!?!!?
[Clash takes off his suit jacket and drapes it over the top rope.]
Johnny Clash: It's ok baby he didn't mean it....You must be on some pretty strong meds Rage...I mean for a second there I could've sworn you said that you hated suits!
Rage: That's because I did....But it's not so much a hatred for suits I developed....you see it's more of a dislike towards you and this whole tainted True Wrestling Icons thing that has been built here.
Johnny Clash: TWI has always had ONE VISION! To takeover EVERYTHING!
Rage: Yeaaaaaaah....and how's that working for you?
Johnny Clash: Was going just fine until you walked out here in front of these lower class morons in a Sally Ann jacket looking like a Sons of Anarchy reject!! TWI was made so you and I....
Rage: Stop right there....just one second.....right there is where I have an issue...because it was NEVER you and I.....I've come to realize that TWI is really all about Johnny Clash! It always has been even back to the NYCCW days of our debut. This was never about us. YOU kicked Laura to the curb....YOU brought in the silicone pig much against my wishes which you cast aside. I recommend and fight to get Jason Xavier into TWI because I know he will do nothing but help us and what do you do? You kick him out the second you have the opportunity to knowing full well I could do nothing about it.......
Johnny Clash: You're creating some ridiculous conspiracy theory here all in your head old man....Got anymore stories for the crowd? Come on everyone gather round! Grandpa Jack is about to tell another one of his whoppers!
Rage: Oh I have one...How about stealing a title shot that was earned by your supposed best friend? You know something though...as much as it did bother me that you stole that contract it's not what bothered me the most...no...not at all.......I recently was handed a videotape of well....ah hell just roll the footage............
[Clash looks extremely confused as everyone's attention is pulled to the MPWtron]
Playback:
..::The Following takes place Thursday, October 4th late in the evening.::..
[Scene opens on a typical balmy night on the outskirts of Reno, Nevada. Crickets are heard in the background as the camera refocuses in on the sign ìHeadlocks & Hamburgersî the restaurant owned and operated by wrestling legend Bobby Valentine. He is seen fumbling in his pocket to get his keys.]
Woman:Goodnight Bobby!
Bobby Valentine: OH! Goodnight Denise..drive safe dear!
Denise: I will thanks!
[Denise gets in her car as Bobby looks on to make sure her car starts up and she is able to drive away with no troubles. Bobby finally gets his keys out then gets the right key in the lock to open his truck door. He gets in his truck and puts it in reverse to begin to leave his restaurant parking lot. Suddenly the main lights in H&H turn on which catches Bobby by complete surprise.]
Bobby Valentine: What in the hell?
[Bobby puts his truck in drive and slowly creeps towards his main entrance door. He turns the truck off and steps out.]
Bobby Valentine: Just what in the world do you suppose?
[Bobby goes to back of his pick up and pulls out a baseball bat. He goes to the door and unlocks it. Bobby cautiously opens the door grasping the bat tight.]
Bobby Valentine: Look whoever is in here ..you best be leaving! I don’t want any trouble!
[He cautiously walks towards to the light switch and turns it on and off seeing if there is a short. He shuts them off and heads towards the front door to lock up the store. Bobby locks up and puts the bat into the back of the truck. He pauses for a second staring at his restaurant one more time.]
Bobby Valentine: You've seen crazier Bobby boy
[Bobby fiddles with his keys and finds the correct one then grabs the door handle. He releases the door to open but just as he does the door bursts open slamming into Bobby’s face forcing him to the ground. The impact of the door caused his nose to break and instantly pour blood. Bobby looks up with blurred vision to see a shadowy figure walk to the back of his truck and grab the same bat he had mere moments earlier. Bobby tries to widen his eyes but the blurriness has taken over.]
Bobby Valentine: Look pal whatever you plan on doing .please don’t ..whatever you want you can have just ..you don’t have to do this.
Man: Hehehehe Oh but I do old man James thinks he’s untouchable. I’m taking his little safehouse down brick by brick. You’re the first one.
Bobby Valentine: Wait that voice ..Ry .
[Before Bobby Valentine can finish he is struck by the attacker with the bat. The attacker continues and walks away tossing the bloodied bat into the back of the truck walking away as the camera pans back to Bobby lying unconscious beside his truck as coyotes howl in the background. Fade to black.]
Playback stops.
Johnny Clash: OK? Please tell me what a video of a beaten up old ex-wrestler has to do with anything?
Rage: Well later on I was interviewed by Jay Wyatt...Then I happened to be informed of this attack and I was in shock. I'll be the first to admit it...I can be an absolute asshole when I need to be. I will go to depths that can be at first thought unattainable.
Hell last month I dumped *BLEEP* fiance's ashes down a toilet!
Johnny Clash: Wait? Why were you just bleeped? Was it because you said *BLEEP*? HA!
Rage: You see that attack...it wasn't me....Not my style at all.....
Johnny Clash: What? Not your style? Dude you flushed cremated remains down a toilet and attacking a washed up has been is somehow crossing the line for you? Everyone knows it was you....give it up!
Rage: I never hide what I do....that's the difference here. If that was me I would've attacked Bobby when he was open for the world to see. Plus it would've been done with a sledge hammer.....not a bat!
Johnny Clash: What...you saying what I think you're saying?
Rage: I'm not just saying it......I know for damn certain it was you Johnny....
[The crowd starts to boo as Johnny rips off his sunglasses, tossing them aside. He gets right in the face of Rage as they butt heads.]
Johnny Clash: Pick your next words carefully Ra........
Thomas Simon: OH MY GAWD?!?!! IT'S JAMES HARLOW!!!!! HE'S BACK!!!!!!!
[James Harlow walks out to an absolutely defeaning POP as he stands atop the ramp with the crowd rocking. He is staring a hole right into the ring. Clash gets himself in a fighting stance.]
Thomas Simon: Fans if you all remember Clash was the one that put Harlow out week ago.
[Harlow looks overcome with anger as he then out of nowhere sprints down the entry ramp and slides into the ring as Clash pounces on the legend quickly. Rage sits back in the corner as Clash is attacking Harlow and barking orders at Rage. Rage ignores him. Harlow begins to fight back once he makes his way to his feet gaining the upper hand. Harlow works Clash back into the corner until he is stopped by a kicking low blow by Clash. Harlow collapses to the mat clutching the second rope.]
Thomas Simon: Rage is just watching this all go down.
Bob Herman: Rage and Harlow do have unfinished business this is for sure.
Thomas Simon: Plus his new found dislike for Johnny Clash. Speaking of where is Clash going?
Johnny Clash: If that big nosed asshole wants me to do his work then so be it!!
[Clash grabs a steel chair from under the ring and slips back into the ring. Harlow is just trying to get to his feet as Johnny Clash goes to run at Harlow with the chair.]
Thomas Simon: I can't believe Rage is just going to stand there and let this...........WAIT!!!!
[Clash is stopped mid way as Rage grabs the chair and rips it clean from Clash's grip. The crowd goes nuts as Johnny turns around in disbelief and Rage tosses the chair to the side. Clash is infuriated and gets right in his long time friend's face. The two start jaw jacking each other as Harlow sees the chair and grabs it. He runs and swings look to hit Clash but he spins out of the way at the last second as Harlow nails Rage across the skull with the chair. Rage falls to the mat and is busted wide open as Clash rolls out of the ring and starts pointing at Harlow.]
Johnny Clash: Maybe next time ben gay!
[Harlow burns a hole with his eyes right through Clash as "Walk Away" plays and the crowd boos and Clash laughs at Harlow in the ring.]
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Match 1:
Thomas Simon: Welcome to MPW TNT and Happy Thanksgiving Fans! Already an explosive show and we haven't even got to a match yet!
Bob Herman: I'm thankful for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
Thomas Simon: Why not Thursday!?
Bob Herman: Because I have to sit out here next to you
Thomas Simon: Real nice Bob. Let's get this show started!
[The lights in the arena goes out and pyro starts going off around the ring. Then you hear the lyrics *Im on my way to heaven* Blare through the pa system then you hear *I'm off on an adventure* Then more pyro goes off around the stage then you hear *woah now* and Mr.Rager blares the pa system and out comes Nathan Styles coming through the curtains walking down the ramp cussing of the fans.]
Honey Winters: Making his way to the ring. From Los Angeles California, Nathan Styles!
[As he makes his way down he pulls a joint out of his pocket and lights it up and starts smoking it. As he is walking down the ring he flicks his joint it in the crowd and makes his way inside the ring waiting for his opponent as "X Gonna Give It to Ya" By DMX begin to blast through the P.A. system, white smoke fills the entrance a figure steps in and can be seen in the smoke and Jason X stands at the top of the entrance with his arms up in an X form.]
Honey Winters: And his opponent, from Las Vegas Nevada. Jason X!
[He continues to walk down the ramp and enters the ring, he then climbs the turnbuckles and again puts his arms in an X form.]
[Jason jumps down from the turnbuckle and doesn't wait for the bell he charges and catches Nathan Styles with a wild jumping forearm smash, leveling his opponent, Jason keeps on the attack letting left and rights raining down on his opponent, before pulling him up by the hair and smashing him face first into the turnbuckle.]
Thomas Simon: Jason X explosive from the start here, surely wanting to send a message to Johnny Clash and the TWI
[Xavier whips his opponent across the ring and follows squashing Styles into the corner with a jumping calf kick, Jason again backs up, before charging, but Styles suddenly bursts forward and catches Jason and sends him flying with a Capture Suplex.]
Bob Herman: Beautiful counter there from the newcomer
[Swiftly Jason rolls to the outside looking to get his air back, but Styles quickly dives out through the ropes taking him down with a Suicide Dive, slowly he drapes his arm over Jason X for the pin]
1...2...
[Kickout by Jason, both men slowly move back to their feet, Styles lunges out towards Jason, but Xavier dodges and drives his shoulder into the midsection of Nathan Styles and smashes him into the steel barricade. He staggers back leaning against the ring as Styles slumps down against the guardrail. Jason X quickly gets back to his feet and lands a vicious stomp to the abdomen of Nathan Styles, Xavier grabs him and drags him back up and locks in a headlock and lifts Styles up and plants him down over the steel barricade with a sickening thud. A sick smile grows on Jason X's face as he backs up before charging landing a brutal kneelift, sending Styles back into the crowd.]
Bob Herman: Jason X really punishing Nathan Styles here and giving the fans front row seats to the spectacle
[Jason jumps over the guardrail and stands over the crawling Nathan Styles, grabbing his opponents head and dragging him up to his feet setting him up another suplex, but Styles blocks it and turns it into one of his own. Both men are down with the fans cheering in a circle around them, slowly they work their way back to a vertical base, and start exchanging blows, Jason X gaining the upper hand with a knee to the gut of Nathan Styles, who doubles over and is caught in a side headlock. Xavier points to a steel chair standing a little from them as he charges, but again Styles counters lifting up Jason and throwing him onto the chair that collapses under him.]
Thomas Simon: miscalculation by Jason X here this could cause him the match
[Styles slowly staggers over and falls on top of Jason X for the cover 1...2... Kickout Jason gets his shoulder up in the last second. Both men roll around on the floor and end on their knee's exchanging blows as the crowd roar. This time Styles gets the better of the exchange and he drags Jason up to his feet and whips him into a row of chairs. Underneath the upper sections of the arena, Styles quickly runs over and grabs Jason and sets him up for the Krush Drop. And he nails it driving Jason down into the hard arena floor and covering
1...2...3!
Honey Winters: and your winner NAAATHAAANNN STYYYLLLEEESSS!
Thomas Simon: Nathan picking up yet another win here in MPW! What a match!
Bob Herman: Jason X looks livid.
Thomas Simon: We are going to commercial break folks. Hang tight we will be right back!
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[One Step Closer by Linkin Park hits. The fans cheer as Madd Katt walks out on to the stage with the Sin City Championship tucked underneath his right arm.]
Honey Winters: Please Welcome the General Manager of TNT, Madd Katt!
[Madd Katt steps in to the ring which has a ladder in the middle of it]
Thomas Simon: Why is there a ladder in the middle of the ring?
Bob Herman: I guess we will find out Tommy
[Madd Katt takes a microphone and smiles out to the crowd before speaking]
Madd Katt: I bet you are wondering what your General Manager is doing out here with the Sin City Championship. Well what can I say, I got hungry for gold so I stole it and crowned myself new Champion!
[The fans laugh along with Madd Katt as he shakes his head]
Bob Herman: You know that is something that Madd Katt would do, selfish prick.
Thomas Simon: Shut up Bob
Madd Katt: No no, seriously. Unfortunately after last weeks actions by Laura Tavares, which I am aware of and will speak with her about, Bliss is out of action for four to six weeks and as stated in the rules, she must drop the Championship.
[The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Madd Katt looks over at the title in his hand]
Madd Katt: So what is there to do with this beautiful Championship than?
[Madd Katt looks up at the top of the ladder and smirks. The fans start to cheer as he raises the microphone back up to his mouth]
Madd Katt: You see I thought long and hard about this... That’s what she said, and I came to the conclusion that this will be a ladder match for the Championship at Uncivil War!
[The fans cheer once again]
Madd Katt: Who is involved you ask? Well let’s see, Chris Cable and TJ Pain!
[The fans boo these two]
Madd Katt: and Tyler Rose...
[The fans boo but some give cheers]
Madd Katt: and Nathan Styles... And James Harlow.. And Rage!
[The fans come alive as Madd Katt smiles and nods]
Thomas Simon: WHAT! That is insane! A six man Ladder Match!
Bob Herman: Wow! Just Wow! I’m pulling for Chris Cable
Thomas Simon: Of course you are, you’re just as arrogant as he is.
Madd Katt: The match will be decided in a six man Ladder Match crowning the new Sin City Champion. Bliss I hope you get well soon and can come back and challenge the new Champion but OH BOY am I excited for this match! Thank You!
[One Step Closer hits as Madd Katt holds up the Sin City Championship and rocks the ladder back and forth. The scene cuts back down to the announcers table]
Thomas Simon: that was a huge match made by Madd Katt for Uncivil War
Bob Herman: You know the whole Pay Per View is set to be an instant Classic!
Thomas Simon: You got that right. And this Just in, the Tag Team Championship will be determined in a Triple Threat Elimination match between our Champions, Terrin and Fischer defending against The Promised Ones, Taufik and Ian Andrews. That will be huge!
Bob Herman: I can’t wait for that and this next Triple Threat match is a glimpse of what we will see at the Pay Per View!
Thomas Simon: Let’s take you back folks last week. As Drake Hunter and Chris Cable took on The Promised One
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[Cable grabs a hold of Jeremy's shirt and pulls him towards him. Jake tags Carter in to a pop from the crowd. Jeremy turns around and tells Carter he isn't the legal man. Carter argues but is sent back to his corner. During this Hunter holds Jake so Cable can slap him across the face. Hunter heads back to his corner. Cable smashes Jake's face on the turnbuckle pad and he falls. Cable smiles and Hunter says to finish him. The crowd is behind Jake as Christian eggs them on. Cable picks Jake up and signals for his finisher. He picks Jake up but Jake wiggles out. Jake kicks Cable in the head and they both fall. They both crawl to their corners again and make the tags to their partners. Carter and Hunter both enter the ring. Carter runs towards Hunter who throws a clothesline. Carter ducks under it and springs behind him for a bull dog. Carter tells him to get up and hits a standing drop kick. Carter pops up and taunts the fans. The fans cheer but Cable enters the ring hits Christian on the back. Christian turns around slowly and smirks at Cable. Cable yells at him with a scowl on him face and Carter smiles as Jake enters the ring behind him and hits a spinebuster. Carter turns towards Hunter who kicks him and delivers the Game Over!]
1....2....3
Thomas SImon: Oh man what a shock! Drake hits the finisher for the win!
[The camera pans around the whole arena, viewing the multitudes of fans spread across the arena. It comes back to the commentary team of Bob Herman and Thomas Simon. ]
Thomas Simon: What a night we're having in the Mandalay Bay Centre!!! As usual, TNT is living up to all the hype! This is an electrifying night!! I can't wai-
[Suddenly he is interrupted by the beginning of Chalk Outline, and the titantron of Drake Hunter appears on his screen. ]
Thomas Simon: What the hell? What's Drake doing out here?
Bob Herman: Whatever it is, he means business, and who wouldn't want to hear what he has to say?
Thomas Simon: I could think of a few people.
[The beginning of "Chalk Outline" by Three Days Grace bursts through the loud speakers and the lights begin to flash on the entrance ramp, and suddenly familiar images of the "Punk" Drake Hunter begin flashing on the screen. The man himself walks out from the back with his arms outstretched wide as he takes a few steps out into the light, a look of pure arrogance spread across his face. Drake Hunter looks around for a bit before he brings his arms close to his head and executes his signature "Sweet Dreams" taunt. There are massive boos resounding from the crowd, although there are a few cheers mixed in there, and Drake takes a few steps forward before he spreads his arms wide once again, setting off a set of fireworks as he heads down to the ring.]
Drake Hunter: Well, well, well, it's always nice to be out here in front of some new and slightly uglier fans.
[The fans boo as Drake seems unfazed.]
Hunter: The last time i was out here, it was after i 'shocked the world' returning and breaking a chair over the head of a big German blockhead. And guess what? I'm back, in this ring, speaking to you, and nothing's changed. Apostle Kried is still as much of a failure as he has always been, and i am still the technical messiah of professional wrestling....
[The fans boo, as if to disregard all that he is trying to "save" them from. ]
Hunter: You can boo me all you want, because the truth is, in the end, you need saving from yourselves. You all need saving from the deception, the bickering, the order....the truth.
[The fans boo once more, their resounding disdain at Drake sounding throughout the entire arena.]
Hunter: You can boo me all you want, the fact of the matter is that i'm right, and you all know it. You may not see it now, but in time you will all see how you need saving from yourselves, from the human condition. Lies, deception, order.....It is all wrong, it is all part of the human fault, a fault that i intend to cure.
Hunter: This is the Age of Arrogance, a place where there is no place for order, for truth, because they are the biggest lies of them all. A place where anarchy reigns, where deception lies dead on the floor, and where violence spawns out of thin air. This is a place of paradise for all people, without discrimination or racism, or derogatory behavior. What i am putting in place is heaven on earth for all.
[Now, some fans are quiet, but the boos still sound throughout the arena as people are not really believing Drake's words.]
Hunter: You may boo me, but you'll all see in the end! I don't care what any of you think of me as a person, i am merely an individual, i am merely the first, the first of many. Because you cannot defeat an ideal, you cannot defeat something that cannot die. Because as long as this human condition exists as it does now, there will be those like me who share this cause.
Hunter: It's quite simple for all of you, you just have to listen, you have to listen to the one true-
[All of a sudden, the beginning of "Eternal" by War of Ages booms over the loud speakers and the fans erupt into a massive chorus of cheers as none other than Apostle Kried walks out from the back, pausing to raise his arms high in the air before he walks to the ring, high fiving fans along the way. ]
Apostle: I think we've all heard enough of you Drake.
[Drake only smirks as the fans erupt into more cheers.]
Apostle: It was only three weeks ago that we were here in the exact same circumstances, and that was the time i got an elbow to the face after i was blindsided by your buddy Cable. And we're in the same circumstances, with Cable nowhere to be seen. So, you wanna say something, say it to my face!
[Drake smiles manically as he looks to raise the microphone to his mouth, about to say something.....]
Thomas Simon: OH!!!!! MICROPHONE TO THE HEAD!!!!!
[Drake waited for a moment and slammed the microphone against Apostle's head, making a buzzing noise as the sound cuts out, and Drake waits for Apostle to turn back around as he tries to hit a superkick on Apostle.]
Thomas Simon: NO! Apostle catches Drake's foot, and spins him around!!! Big clothesline over the top ropes - the fans are going absolutely wild right here!!!!!!!!
[Apostle raises his fists once more in a pumped up action as he stares Drake down, who holds the back of his head and motions that this isn't over.]
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Match 2:
[Hell Yeah by Zebrahead hits as the fans come alive. Christian Carter runs out on to the stage yelling with a smile on his face. He puts his fists up in the air as he walks down the ramp. He runs and slides in to the ring and does a front hand spring on to his feet and climbs on to the corner turnbuckle.]
Honey Winters: Making his way to the ring, from Phoenix Arizona, Christian Carter!
[He lets out another yell with his fists in front of him. He turns around and sits on the turnbuckle as he awaits his opponent. "Lights Out" cues as fireworks go off and Justin Fischer appears at the top of the ramp. he walks down wearing a T-shirt with the words "In the end" across the front and "I always win" written across the back.]
Honey Winters: And his opponent, from Toronto Ontario, Canada. Justin Fischer!
[Once he gets to the ring, he stands and waits for his opponent, not even caring about the fans booing him. Lies Greed Misery by Linkin Park hits as Ian Andrews comes walking out to the stage. Taufik is behind him and pushes him towards the ramp. He walks towards the ring nervously as Taufik stays on the stage and walks behind the curtain]
Honey Winters: And their opponent. From Boston Massachusetts, Ian Andrews!
[Ian Andrews uses his power game early on to get an advantage, striking Carter multiple times in the back, before dodging a kick from Fischer and turning it into a sambo suplex. Andrews gains the upper hand for a while, but the tide changes when he misses a clothesline, only to run into the foot of Carter, who then hits a snapmare driver. Going for the cover, Carter is pulled off by Fischer, who locks in an abdominal stretch, and then some time later hits a running bulldog.]
Thomas Simon: Ow what a move!
Bob Herman: This is a great Triple Threat match here
[Follow up from Fischer with a stiff kick to the head, and then followed up with a running knee that misses Carter, and Andrews is able to grab Fischer by the head and swing him into the turnbuckle, dodging a running spear by Carter and sending him into Fischer, subsequently sending Fischer into the turnbuckle as well.]
Bob Herman: What a sequence. That had to hurt someone
[As Andrews charges and hits a running spear on both men, sending them both into the turnbuckle, and as he looks to hit a vertical suplex, Fischer is able to make it to his feet, hitting a rolling kick to Andrews’ legs, sending him backwards, and in turn, dropping Carter on the back of his neck. Fischer continues wearing down Andrews and Carter until Carter is able to get a reversal in on an attempted running cross body, and Carter is in the driver’s seat.]
Thomas Simon: The new and improved Christian Carter takes control now
Bob Herman: New and improved, but he’s still a little shit
[It doesn’t last long, with Andrews hitting a big boot after a failed bulldog attempt, and Andrews lifts Carter up and looks to hit a powerbomb. Once more Fischer capitalizes, going springboard and hitting a cross body as Andrews goes down for the powerbomb, and as both men get to their feet, Fischer dodges a clothesline and looks for a dropkick, to no avail. Andrews then sets up for the Andrews Effect, but Fischer counters, rolling out as he hits the superkick, and then follows up with a swinging neckbreaker and climbs to the top rope, looking to hit a splash.]
Thomas Simon: Fischer looking to fly!
[Carter intercepts, clubbing Fischer’s back as he looks to hit a super back suplex. He tosses Fischer out of the ring as the fans cheer. Andrews runs towards Carter but Carter lifts his foot and hits the Rising Chaos Superkick! He lifts Ian up and hits the Tornado Warning. He pins]
1....2....3!
Thomas Simon: Carter gets the win!
[Carter stands up and gets his hand raised in victory as “Hell Yeah” by Zebrahead hits. Carter looks at Fischer who clenches his Tag Team Championship and nods with a huge smile on his face]
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[The shot opens with Madd Katt walking the corridors backstage and finally stopping at the door to his office, suddenly two dark shadows slowly move up behind him. Swiftly he spins around]
Madd Katt: Don't even think about it!
[He takes a fighting pose as he comes around and stare right into two unknown faces]
Madd Katt: Who the hell are you two?
[The two men looks at each other then the smaller one takes a step towards him]
??: Its us Distortion, Jokah and Reapah
[He points first at himself then at the other, before he continues]
Jokah: We just forgot our masks in the dryer so
[They hold up to tiny masks while shrugging]
Madd Katt: ok ok what do you wan't?
Reapah: Well mister Madd Katt your excelence sir we are a bit tired of just lurking around backstage
Jokah: yes you majesty mister Madd Katt we would like a chance to prove to you that we deserve to get into the tag team picture
Reapah: You see we've been wrestling all over the world, mostly we have been used as comic relief
Jokah: or jobbers
Reapah: or backstage hands
Jokah: or cleaning ladies
[The two pause and stare at each other, before shrugging]
Reapah: But we are really great wrestlers
Jokah: you said MPW was a place for crazy action and characters
Reapah: well thats us
[They fall to their knees]
Distortion: PLEEEEAAAAASSSSSSEEE!
[Madd Katt looks in disbelief at the two wrestlers]
Madd Katt: ok get up, I'll give you a chance to prove yourself in a match...
[The crowd pops]
Madd Katt: Tonight...
[Another pop]
Madd Katt: against each other
[The two wrestlers stare at Madd Katt then each other before nodding and trying to kiss Madd Katt's hand]
Distortion: Thank you Thank you thank you
Madd Katt: stop it!... but we need to know your names
Jokah: Im Matt Steele
Reapah: and Im Adam Steele
Both: we are brothers
Madd Katt: well guys you got your chance now impress me
Matt: we will you holiness sir
Adam: Yes your excellency we will show you Real Steele
Matt: Real Steele? That sounds good
[They walk out of the locker room as Madd Katt pulls out his phone and begins to text. He looks up as Andre Dixon walks in to Madd Katt’s office as the fans boo.]
Andre Dixon: You wanted to see me.. Boss.
Madd Katt: Andre my man! A force to be reckoned with! The man who wants to single handedly take down the X-Core Division. The man who gets a title shot at Uncivil War...
Andre Dixon: Okay, and? I knew all that already and if you want me to show you.. I can.
[Andre flexes and loosens up as Madd Katt laughs. He puts his hand on Andre’s shoulder]
Madd Katt: That’s why I called you in here hot head. You’re out of the Championship match at Uncivil War
[Andre’s eyes light up and he looks like he’s about to strike Madd Katt]
Madd Katt: You don’t deserve it and quite frankly, you add nothing to the match. So enjoy another week off and get and change your attitude bucko! Now get the hell out of here.
[Madd Katt smiles as Dixon gets in his face. He turns around and storms out of the office]
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Match 3:
[As soon as the intro of Taufik theme started, the fans immediately jeers because they know what's coming next. Taufik step pout of the curtain looking at the fans in disgust before spitting onto the floor signifying the dirty soils in America. He makes his way into the while exchanging words with the fans.]
Honey Winters: Making his way to the ring, from Singapore.. Taufik!
[ When he reaches to the steps, he raises both of his hands high up while saying Allah with much passion before entering the ring. Once he reached to the ring, he looks at the fans while waiting for his opponent. Eternal by War of Ages hits and yellow and red flames appear on the side titantron screens as crowd immediately erupts in cheers, Yellow spotlights run over the crowd as Kried smashes his way through the curtain and drops to a knee.]
Honey Winters: And his opponent, from Bavaria Germany Apostle Kried!
[Apostle crosses himself before rising to his feet and throwing his fists out to the side and roaring to the delight of the fans. He turns with his arms still outstretched and walks backwards towards the ring. He pauses about half way to the ring and turns again to face the ring. He hop steps towards the ring and slaps a fans hand before he climbs up on the apron. He rolls his neck around to loosen up before climbing in. He stands in the center of the ring and throws his arms out again, looking straight at the camera this time. He breaks the pose and shifts from foot to foot, shaking his arms, in a last second warm up before the match. He heads into the corner and awaits the bell.]
Thomas Simon: Let’s do this! Two NYCCW Alumni going at it one on one
Bob Herman: NY What?
[Kried runs at Taufik and tries to punch him but Taufik blocks it and then starts filling Kried with lefts and rights. Taufik whips him into the ropes and as Kried comes back and gets a vicious rolling clothesline. Kried falls to the mat and Taufik gets right back then goes over and grabs Kried and starts punching him in the head. The ref stops Taufik and he plays up to the crowd as they boo in response.]
Thomas Simon: The crowd letting Taufik feel the hate.
[Taufik gets him to his feet and throws him into the corner. Kried bounces off of the turnbuckle and staggers back towards Taufik who waits and when Kried staggers to him Taufik catches him and executes a beautiful belly to back suplex. Taufik goes for a cover but Kried kicks out at two. Taufik slowly gets Kried to his feet but Kried catches Taufik with a low blow and Taufik collapses to his knees as Kried rolls on to the mat.The ref is curious as to what happened as he didn’t see the cheap shot. Kried gets to his feet and walks over to Taufik and nails him in the back of the head with a stiff elbow. Kried than applies a surfboard stretch on the sitting Taufik. Kried pulls back hard and Taufik yells in pain but won’t quit. Taufik winces in pain and Kried pulls back again. Kried gets frustrated and let’s go of the hold. Taufik is still sitting up and Kried gives Taufik a swift kick square to his lower back. Taufik curdles and lies on the mat.]
Thomas Simon: Taufik feeling some pain from Kried
Bob Herman: Kried is no body to mess with
[Kried hops back and Taufik gaining some momentum gets a last punch in and then Kried lets go of Taufik. Taufik runs against the ropes and comes back only to be met with a hard spinning elbow by The Wicked One. Kried walks over and climbs the turnbuckle. He sits atop the corner and tries to get the fans approval but they all do nothing but boo him. Kried then leaps off attempting a body splash but Taufik gets his knees up and Kried lands squarely across Taufik ’ knees. Kried grabs his stomach in pain and Taufik lies on the mat.]
Thomas Simon: Kried really taking control of this match up here
Bob Herman: Taufik better turn it around!
[Taufik flips to his feet with a huge second wind. Kried gets up and turns around and is met by a huge right by Taufik. Kried falls and gets right back to be met with a left. Kried falls again and then is whipped into the corner and Taufik follows him. Kried hits the corner and Taufik follows right up with a body splash. Kried’s weak body is hanging off of the ropes in the corner. Taufik grabs Kried and flings him into the corner with the missing turnbuckle. Kried’s back hits the hard steel directly in his back. Kried yells in pain and Taufik walks up and climbs the ropes in front of Kried and raises his fist in the air. Taufik, starts with a 10 count punch.
The fans following and counting each shot]
1….2…..3….4….5…6…7…8……9……
[Taufik holds his fist high in the air and Kried is dazed.
Kried then grabs Taufik’ legs and lifts him a bit and brings Taufik down on the turnbuckle with Taufik’ head hitting the hard steel first. Taufik is staggered by that hit and he starts to turn and walk away. Kried then sees an opportunity and he quickly goes over and tries to hit a neck breaker.]
Thomas Simon: Kried doesn’t have it all in!
Bob Herman: Taufik caught him off guard!
[Taufik quickly slides out of Kried’s move and kicks him in the mid-section disabling Kried quickly. Taufik then ceases the opportunity and puts a figure four on Kried. The ref is checking to see if Kried will tap out. He keeps waving it off. Taufik bends the leg downward more as Kried screams then taps out. Taufik breaks the hold and is declared the winner by submission!]
Honey Winters: Here is your winner... Taufik!
[Taufik rolls out of the ring and raises his arms. Kried gets up in the middle of the ring as the fans cheer him on after a tiring match. He raises his hands in the air to the enjoyment of the fans. He turns around to leave the ring as Drake Hunter is standing behind him with a microphone and nails him in the head with it. The fans boo as Kried drops down to the mat. Drake mounts him and starts pummeling him with the microphone]
Thomas Simon: What the hell is Drake doing!
Bob Herman: I don’t know but Kried is busted open!
[Drake continues to pummel him as Kried’s face is covered in a crimson mask. Drake leans up and smiles as he raises the bloodied microphone to his lips]
Drake Hunter: Have you had enough Kried old pal? Have you had enough yet!?
[Drake nails him once more with the microphone]
Drake Hunter: Get ready Krieda because next week at Uncivil War, me and you will go one on one.
Thomas Simon: finally!
Bob Herman: What is Drake doing!?
Drake Hunter: in an I QUIT MATCH!
[The fans cheer for the match as Drake smashes the microphone on Kried’s head one more time before his music hits and he leaves ringside.]
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Match 4
[As we return from commercials both Steele brothers are in the ring waiting for the bell]
Thomas Simon: Well Bob any thoughts on this impromptu match we have on our hands here?
Bob Herman: Don't know much about these guys, but I'm sure they will give it their all to impress the General Manager
[In the ring Matt and Adam are standing staring across the ring at each other as the bell sounds, slowly they near the center for a quick handshake before locking up in the collar and elbow. Adam gaining the advantage pushing his brother back to the ropes. The referee breaks them up as Adam slowly steps backwards with a smirk on his face. Matt starting furiously at him before charging taking him down with a double leg takedown and pummeling away at his brother, who does his best to block the flying fists with his arms. Finally Adam gets the upper hand taking over his brother with a hard right and they switch positions]
Bob Herman: No love lost between those two
Thomas Simon: I thought they actually liked each other
Bob Herman: Yeah but think that if you'll do this to you own tag partner and brother, what can you do to your opponents
[In the ring Matt grabs a hold of Adams head and lands a devastating headbutt, catching his brother with a kick to the back of the head as he falls backwards. Slowly the two get up again, Adam holding the back of his head as he sends a deadly stare over at his laughing brother. Suddenly they both explode towards each other both unleashing a barrage of left and rights, again its Adam gaining the advantage driving Matt back up to the ropes. With a couple of heavy rights Adam staggers his brother close up against the rope, before taking them both over the ropes and to the outside with a powerful clothesline.]
Thomas Simon: Shades of Cactus Jack here as they both hit the arena floor
[Slowly they both get to their feet, Adam quickly grabs a hold of Matt's arm looking to whip him into the guardrail, but Matt reverses and sends Adam crashing into the steel barricade. He staggers over and drags his brother back up landing a couple of stiff rights to Adam's forehead before dragging him over to the steel ring post slamming Adam's head into it.]
Bob Herman: Oh my god he has busted his own brother open.
[Blood is running down Adam's face as he slowly gets to his knee's on the outside. In the ring the referee is warning the brothers to get back in as he starts his ten count. On the outside Matt is charging his rising brother landing a Shining Wizard to Adam who violently drops to the floor. 1...2...3...4... once again Matt drags Adam up looking to drag him back into the ring, but Adam somehow starts fighting back landing a couple of wild body shots to his opponent. Matt lets go and staggers sideways. Adam follows up tackling Matt with a lariat like move as he starts pounding away on his brother. 5...6..7...8...9...10]
Bob Herman: Its over with a double count out
Thomas Simon: Someone needs to tell them that
[As the bell rings the brothers continue fighting rolling around at ringside, both now busted open as they swing at each other with left and rights.]
[Suddenly Madd Katt walks out on stage with a microphone in hand to a pop of the crowd]
Madd Katt: Guys! Stop it! You proved that your willing and crazy enough to get a chance and you'll get it at Uncivil War!
[The two bloody brothers stop fighting and look at each other as Madd Katt speaks, before they start hugging and celebrating. The shot fades with the two walking up the ramp hugging and apologizing as we go backstage]
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[Miss Biguns is on the phone in her locker room as Clash sits in the corner reading MPW Magazine]
Ms Biguns: NO I SAID I WANT BLUE ROSES! What part of that don’t you understand? Okay well is this your wedding? NO! It’s mine so you must do what I say! I’m paying you right!?
[Biguns face turns red as she gets infuriated. She clenches the phone hard]
Ms. Biguns: Well you know what? You’re FIRED! I can do this myself!
[Biguns hangs up as Johnny stands up and walks towards her. He puts his arm around her and tries to kiss her but she turns away]
Johnny Clash: What!? What the hell did I do? Don’t be mad at me because the wedding planner we hired fucked up!
Ms. Biguns: You aren’t exactly helping with this wedding either Johnny
Johnny Clash: How can I? You won’t let me pick anything, you wont let me do anything at all!
Ms. Biguns: Am I being a diva about this wedding?
Johnny Clash: Yes but it’s fine. It’s the day you dreamed of since you were a little girl. I want it to be perfect for you. Now call the wedding planner back, smooth it over and get back on track with this fairy tale wedding. Okay?
[Biguns turns to Johnny and smiles. She kisses him]
Ms. Biguns: Oh okay, I can’t stay mad when you look at me with those puppy dog eyes.
Johnny Clash: Good. Now, I have to go get ready. Are you coming out there with me?
Ms. Biguns: Of course, I wouldn’t miss it!
[Johnny smirks and smacks her butt as he walks off]
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Match 5:
Thomas Simon: Up next! Brandon Nytrus will take on Jake Cage as chosen by Roxi Johnson!
Bob Herman: Why of all people would she pick Jake Cage? That guy is an idiot.
[The lights in the arena go dark. So dark, the people within the arena cannot see in front of their noses. The titantron shows the beginning of Brandon Nytrus' tron. Suddenly, dim red lights show the stage. There is a man in a black trench coat with a hood covering his face. Behind him is a woman in a revealing outfit, also with a hood. Strobe lights begin to streak as the music picks up and becomes heavier.]
Honey Winters: Introducing first, accompanied by Nikki Schott, from South Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 272 pounds, he is The Hardcore Icon... Brrandon... Nytrus!
[The two make their way down the ramp, Nikki following behind Brandon. He climbs the steps and walks along the apron before entering in the ring through the second rope. He looks to the crowd for a second, and then flips up his robe as it flies off, exposing his ring attire, and fireworks from the corners blast, the red lights have now turned into just white strobes filling the whole arena, and Brandon lets out a huge yell. He looks around at the crowd and then makes his way to the corner. "Peppyrock" by BTK hits and Jake Cage rips through the back curtain. He is in a Turkey costume as the fans cheer him on. He stops midway down the ramp and stares intently at the ring.]
Thomas Simon: This place is roaring for Jake Cage! Ha ha! Look at the turkey suit!
Bob Herman: I don’t know why, this guy is a tool
Honey Winters: And his opponent, from Seattle, Washington... Jake Cage!
[Cage then runs and slides into the ring under the bottom rope. He pops to his feet and then goes to the far turnbuckle and raises his hands high in the air.]
Thomas Simon: Nytrus has quite the height difference on Jake Cage here.
Bob Herman: He is going to crush Cage like the little ant he is.
[The bell rings as Jake Cage holds his hand up and waves the fans on. He takes off the Turkey suit and throws it outside the ring. The fans start clapping and riling him up. Nytrus looks at Nikki on the apron as she rubs his neck. She jumps down from the apron as Jake Cage starts heading towards Nytrus. Nytrus goes for a clothesline but Cage ducks it. He bounces off the ropes behind Nytrus. Nytrus turns around and Cage runs at him again and slides under his legs. Nytrus turns around again and Cage bounces off the ropes and leaps towards him with a hurricanrana. Instead of flipping through he rolls back and out of the ring hiding from Nytrus]
Thomas Simon: Jake Cage just playing with Nytrus here Ha Ha!
Bob Herman: He is a slippery little guy. Look under the ring Nytrus!
[Cage crawls under the ring apron as Nytrus pokes his head through the ropes to look. He looks at Nikki]
Brandon Nytrus: where did he go!?
[Nikki points to under the ring as Nytrus keeps his head out. Cage pops up on the opposite side of the ring through the opposing apron. He looks out at the fans as they cheer and laugh. He climbs in the ring and runs towards Nytrus. He dropkicks Nytrus in the butt and Nytrus falls through the ropes to the outside of the ring. Jake holds his arms up in the middle of the ring and prances around the ring]
Bob Herman: this guy is acting like he just won the World Title
Thomas Simon: Come on Bobby, this guy is funny! Taking down Nytrus is a huge accomplishment and the way Cage did it was very innovative!
[Nytrus stands up and slams his fists on the apron. He climbs in the ring as Cage climbs out of the ring. He looks at Cage and attempts to climb back out. Cage rolls back in the ring and Nytrus fakes it and stays in with him. He stomps down on Cage repeatedly under the ropes. The referee gets involved but Nytrus pulls Cage away from the ropes and drops an elbow on him. He lifts Cage up and whips him in to the corner. He charges at Cage with an avalanche. He crashes in to Cage as Jake’s body crumbles down to the mat]
Thomas Simon: Cage is broken in half after that splash
Bob Herman: pin him and get this match over with
[Nytrus pulls Jake to the middle of the ring and pins him]
1.....2......
[Cage kicks out and Nytrus stares a hole in to the referee. Nikki slams the apron on the outside cheering Brandon on. The crowd boos her as she turns around to yell at them. Nytrus picks Cage up once again and puts him in powerbomb position. He lifts him up in to the air but Cage bites the head of Nytrus which causes him to fall backwards on the mat. Cage rolls off of Nytrus and looks to the fans. His legs start shaking and he looks around. He pops up and tugs on his beard. He climbs to the top rope as the fans shake the arena]
Thomas Simon: A second life for Jake Cage!
Bob Herman: He is finally at Nytrus’ level!
[Cage jumps off the top rope when Nytrus gets up and attempts a cross body. Nytrus grabs him as the fans boo. Nytrus lifts Cage up on to his shoulders with one swift motion]
Thomas Simon: the power of Brandon Nytrus
Bob Herman: It’s uncanny
[Nytrus lifts Cage forward and slams him stomach first on to his knee. The fans boo loudly as Nytrus stands up and raises his fists slowly in the air. He backs up in to the corner and Cage struggles to get up. He moves towards the middle of the ring and turns around. Nytrus runs at him and attempts the Spear. Cage moves out of the way and Nytrus falls down on to his knees. Cage runs and dropkicks the head of Nytrus. Cage looks around at the fans and tugs at his beard. Nytrus stands up and Cage flexes his muscles. He bends his knees and lifts Nytrus with all his might. He hits the Deal Breaker!]
Thomas Simon: Oh my god!!!
Bob Herman: How the hell did he do that!?
Thomas Simon: I don’t know but Jake is down as well. His face is bright red. And I think he pooped a little on that one.
[Cage crawls over to Nytrus for the pin. Nikki is on the apron and yells at the referee who walks over to her as she begins arguing. Cage stands up and celebrates as he had just won. He turns around and gets nailed with a lead pipe by Justin Fischer. The fans boo as Cage gets laid out on the mat. Terrin Reign stands behind Fischer and nods in approval. The Tag Team Champions step back as Nikki drops from the apron. Nytrus stands up and picks Cage up. He delivers the Next Level and drops down for the pin]
1....2.....3!
[The bell rings as Nytrus grabs on to the top rope and screams while pushing it down. Nikki steps in to the ring to celebrate with him as well as Fischer and Terrin Reign. He makes a belt motion around his waste and looks in to the camera]
Thomas Simon: We know he is looking in to Roxi right now and that Television Championship.
Bob Herman: Hell in a Cell, it will be one crazy match for the TV strap.
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Johnny Clash Open Challenge
Thomas Simon: Welcome back. As stated Monday Night on Twitter, Johnny Clash has issued an open challenge to anyone on the MPW Roster.
Bob Herman: Johnny can certainly take on anyone here and he will take on Trey Baxter next week and win his first MPW World Championship.
[Walk Away by Five Finger Death Punch hits as the fans erupt in boos. Johnny Clash walks out in full wrestling gear and his new T-Shirt. Biguns is by his side and he puts his arm around her with a smug grin on his face. He steps in the ring as Biguns follows and takes a microphone as his music dies but he stares at the crowd leaning on the top rope]
Johnny Clash: Welcome to the Johnny Clash show I am your host.... Johnny Clash!
[Johnny swings his arms at his sides and looks up with a smile on his face as the fans boo him]
Johnny Clash: Now I went ahead and issued an open Challenge to the locker room earlier this week. It also was brought to my attention that just about everyone on the roster was booked. So I decided to make a challenge of my own.
Bob Herman: A reverse open challenge! I like it!
Johnny Clash: This man that I’m going to challenge is a real champion and master of his craft. He has a way with words and always knows what to say to get the fans going.
Bob Herman: You think it’s Trey Baxter?
Johnny Clash: The man im challenging tonight will be such a huge challenge for me but it’s what I need going in to my match with Trey Baxter next week to get myself in tip top shape.
[Johnny pauses and turns around facing the announce table]
Johnny Clash: I challenge... Thomas Simon
[The fans boo as the camera zooms in on Thomas Simon’s face as Bob starts laughing but Thomas turns white.]
Johnny Clash: Biguns, go get him.
[Biguns steps out of the ring and walks over to Simon. He slowly stands up and takes his headset off. Biguns grabs him by the arm as he gulps. She drags him towards the ring and tosses him in. Simon is on the ground in front of Clash and starts getting up nervously]
Johnny Clash: Having trouble getting up Tommy? Here let me help you.
[Johnny puts his hand in Thomas’ face and throws him backwards on to the mat as the fans boo]
Johnny Clash: Let me tell you something Simon. This is supposed to be the season of giving. Tonight is Thanks Giving for Christ sakes and what do you do? You sit back there talking smack about me and my bride to be! You want to be a hard ass and criticize the greatest man to ever live? Well Thomas it’s time to give you a reality check.
[Johnny pulls Simon up and sets him up for The Bloodline. He smiles and pushes his arms out to his side. He goes to lift Simon as “Hit That” by The Offspring hits. The fans cheer as Chicken marches out on to the stage. He looks out at the fans and rushes in to the ring. He slides under the ropes and he stares at Clash. Clash pushes Simon away as he rolls out of the ring and runs back to the announce table]
Bob Herman: You almost got your ass kicked Simon!
Thomas Simon: Thanks for the help partner!
Bob Herman: You deserved it! Shouldn’t have talked about the most dominant couple like that.
[Johnny picks the microphone back up and walks towards Chicken with a smirk on his face]
Johnny Clash: I’m sorry little boy... Did you lose your mommy? Are you lost?
Chicken: No Clash! You know exactly who I am! My name is Chicken and I think that Biguns deserves a lot better than you!
[The fans cheer as Clash looks at Biguns who looks disgusted]
Johnny Clash: Is that so? And who’s gonna do something about it. You pipsqueak?
[Johnny pushes chicken with one hand sending him on to his butt. The fans boo as Johnny stands there taunting him. Chicken dusts himself off and stands back up]
Chicken: I will not back down to a bully like you Clash! You want a challenge? I’m in the ring in my wrestling gear. Let’s do it!
[Johnny looks at Biguns as they both burst out laughing. Johnny hunches over and slaps his knee]
Johnny Clash: Oh dear god that’s great. How long have you been practicing that? I think you wet your pants kid. Fine fine, let’s get a referee out here.
[Jude Mason runs out from the curtain and slides in the ring. Clash takes his T-shirt off and hands it to Biguns. She climbs on to the apron. Johnny looks at Chicken and kisses Biguns with a wild make out kiss. The fans boo as the bell rings]
Match 6:
Thomas Simon: Here we go!
Bob Herman: Oh come on Tom. Chicken doesn’t stand a chance.
Thomas Simon: Well I hope Clash get’s his butt kicked!
Bob Herman: Please Simon, don’t let your mouth get you in trouble again.
[Johny walks towards Chicken and drops to his knees.]
Johnny Clash: Come on midget, hit me! You get the first shot!
[Johnny puts his cheek towards Chicken. Chicken clenches his fist and pulls his arm back. He looks out at the fans and winds up. He goes to throw a punch but Clash catches it in his hand. He stands up and looks down at Chicken. He twists Chicken’s arm and walks around the ring with him squirming. Clash lets go of Chicken’s arm as he shakes it off. Chicken goes for another punch but Clash swings him around and hits a sidewalk slam. Clash stands up and heads to the corner where he rests, laying across the top rope. The fans boo him but Clash smiles and relaxes as Chicken gets up. The referee asks Chicken if he’s okay and he says yes. He runs towards Clash. Clash slides off the top rope to the apron as Chicken crashes in to the turnbuckle]
Bob Herman: Clash is just always one step ahead of Chicken
[Johnny pulls Chicken’s head down on to the ropes with a guillotine. Chicken snaps back and Clash slides back in the ring. Clash kicks out the back of Chicken’s legs as he crashes to the mat and holds his knee. Clash stomps down on the knee and drops a leg drop on to the knee of Chicken. He pulls the leg as Chicken screams in pain. Clash looks at Biguns at ringside and blows her a kiss. He stands up and lifts Chicken up by the hair]
Thomas Simon: Come on Chicken! Teach him a lesson!
Bob Herman: Ha Ha! You make me laugh Simon. Not gonna happen!
[Clash grabs the head of Chicken and hits a suplex. He keeps it locked in and hits another suplex. He kicks his legs around and lifts Chicken up once more in to a third suplex. The fans boo as Clash jumps up and smiles]
Bob Herman: The three Amigos! I love it!
[Johnny climbs to the top rope and points high to the sky. He leaps off with a frog splash]
Bob Herman: A tribute to Johnny Clash’s all time inspiration, the late great Eddie Guerrero. Viva La Raza!
[Clash stands up and leans on the ropes smiling out at the fans. Clash kicks Chicken in the head and the referee yells at him. Clash argues back as Biguns grabs the head of Chicken and chokes him on the bottom rope. The fans boo but Clash pushes the ref away and leans back over Chicken. He goes to pick him up but Chicken pokes Clash in the eye. Clash stumbles back and Chicken stands up. He shakes his head out and starts getting fired up with the crowd. ]
Thomas Simon: Look at Chicken hulking up!
Bob Herman: What the hell is going on here?!
[Chicken runs at Clash with a spear and knocks him down. Biguns eyes are wide outside the ring as she yells for Clash to get up. Clash stands up and Chicken grabs his head. He runs and springboards off the ropes hitting The Flying Chicken. The fans erupt as Chicken goes for the pin over Clash]
Thomas Simon: OH MY GOD CHICKEN CAN END IT RIGHT HERE!
Bob Herman: NO!!!!!
[Biguns jumps up
Bob Herman: Look at Rage he is taken aback himself!!!
[Rage has a mic in hand but has to pause the crowd will not let up. He shakes his head back and forth then brings the mic forward with the crowd still popping!]
Rage: It was a month ago........
Thomas Simon: Listen to these people.......this is ELECTRIC!!!!
Bob Herman: I'm sorry Tommy Boy but I'm having a hard time hearing you....did you say "this is duck duck goose?"
Thomas Simon: What? How'd you get that from "This is electric?"
Bob Herman: I agree it is electric but what does it have to do with a game that Jake Cage and Christian Carter play in the locker room just to piss Titan off??
Thomas Simon: Wait......What are you??? Ah hell....Nevermind! Listen to these people!!
[The crowd gives off one last assortment of loud cheers and then they finally allow "The Only One" to get a word in.]
Rage: Now....as I saying.......The last time I was in an MPW ring I was facing *BLEEP* wait.....what the hell? I said the last time I was in an MPW ring I was facing *BLEEP* This is weird.......
[Rage tosses the mic aside thinking its faulty and grabs another from Freddy Class.]
Rage: So as I was saying....The last time I was in an MPW ring I was facing *BLEEP* Are you serious? What the fuck is wrong.....Oh really they bleep out *BLEEP* but not Fuck? WhateverI'll just have to move on.......Ok one last time now......Theeeeeeeeee last time I was in this very ring I was facing some crazy diva that thought he was top dog. Following that brutal match I had several injuries to go along with some minor cuts and brusies etc.....When I left I do remember being apart of a stable that was a Biguns hair away from running this place but I come backand suddenly Jason X is kicked to the curb like last week's Clash title shot......
[Crowd collectively goes "OHHHHHHH"]
Rage: What? something I said? So.....speaking of the True Wrestling Icons......I am still a member last time I checked.....I mean I haven't been literally kicked out like Jason was but then again....I need to hear it straight from the mouth of a jackass.....and that jackass's name is none other than the same man that took it upon himself to cash in MY roll of the dice contract and toss it aside like Biguns after sailor number 42!
[Johnny Clash walks out and he has his trademark suit on and sunglasses as he does a cocky stroll down to the ring. He walks around the ring and is checking over Rage the whole time.Rage stands in the ring focused on Johnny Clash. Clash grabs a mic from Honey Winters and inadvertenly touches her breast at the same time. He holds his hands up and blows her a kiss as she goes beat red and sits down in the chair. Clash slowly climbs into the ring and begins to circle around Rage as his music ends.]
Johnny Clash: What is this? Salvation Army have a sale on jackets this week? A leather jacket with a jean vest? come on bro! 2002 called they want their style back.
Rage: Really? So that's what you came out here to do? quote on what I'm wearing?
Johnny Clash: Well you see.....It's just that the last time we stood in this ring together we were high stylin' much like I am at this very second and will continue to be from every second....hell the Mayans couldn't predict my style!
Rage: What's that? They didn't calculate massive douche into their calender?
Johnny Clash: Ohhhhhh Funny....It's so funny I forgot to....wait I have an app for that.....
[Clash takes his phone out.]
Johnny Clash: Siri...
Siri: Yes Johnny "Mother Fucking" Clash?
Johnny Clash: Remind me to laugh at Rage's joke later....
Siri: Ok.....is there anything else?
Rage: *In mocking Clash voice* Yeah could you schedule my vagina tweezing for three o'clock tomorrow?
Siri: Yes I can....Thank you goodbye Johnny "Mother Fucking" Clash
Johnny Clash: WAIT! WHAT!??!?!?!! SIRI?!?!?! ANSWER!!!!
[Clash screams at his phone but Siri will not answer. He is visibly annoyed and frustrated as Rage points and laughs at him.]
Johnny Clash: I'm glad I amuse you...
Rage: Oh you do......Yes last time you and graced this ring we were in suited attire but laying up for 3 weeks in a hospital made me realize something....
Johnny Clash: What's that? They changed the time of early bird dinners to conincide with when Matlock is on?
Rage: No.....old joke good one...Ha...but no seriously.....It made me realize that.....I hate suits!
Johnny Clash: WHAT?!?!!?
[Clash takes off his suit jacket and drapes it over the top rope.]
Johnny Clash: It's ok baby he didn't mean it....You must be on some pretty strong meds Rage...I mean for a second there I could've sworn you said that you hated suits!
Rage: That's because I did....But it's not so much a hatred for suits I developed....you see it's more of a dislike towards you and this whole tainted True Wrestling Icons thing that has been built here.
Johnny Clash: TWI has always had ONE VISION! To takeover EVERYTHING!
Rage: Yeaaaaaaah....and how's that working for you?
Johnny Clash: Was going just fine until you walked out here in front of these lower class morons in a Sally Ann jacket looking like a Sons of Anarchy reject!! TWI was made so you and I....
Rage: Stop right there....just one second.....right there is where I have an issue...because it was NEVER you and I.....I've come to realize that TWI is really all about Johnny Clash! It always has been even back to the NYCCW days of our debut. This was never about us. YOU kicked Laura to the curb....YOU brought in the silicone pig much against my wishes which you cast aside. I recommend and fight to get Jason Xavier into TWI because I know he will do nothing but help us and what do you do? You kick him out the second you have the opportunity to knowing full well I could do nothing about it.......
Johnny Clash: You're creating some ridiculous conspiracy theory here all in your head old man....Got anymore stories for the crowd? Come on everyone gather round! Grandpa Jack is about to tell another one of his whoppers!
Rage: Oh I have one...How about stealing a title shot that was earned by your supposed best friend? You know something though...as much as it did bother me that you stole that contract it's not what bothered me the most...no...not at all.......I recently was handed a videotape of well....ah hell just roll the footage............
[Clash looks extremely confused as everyone's attention is pulled to the MPWtron]
Playback:
..::The Following takes place Thursday, October 4th late in the evening.::..
[Scene opens on a typical balmy night on the outskirts of Reno, Nevada. Crickets are heard in the background as the camera refocuses in on the sign ìHeadlocks & Hamburgersî the restaurant owned and operated by wrestling legend Bobby Valentine. He is seen fumbling in his pocket to get his keys.]
Woman:Goodnight Bobby!
Bobby Valentine: OH! Goodnight Denise..drive safe dear!
Denise: I will thanks!
[Denise gets in her car as Bobby looks on to make sure her car starts up and she is able to drive away with no troubles. Bobby finally gets his keys out then gets the right key in the lock to open his truck door. He gets in his truck and puts it in reverse to begin to leave his restaurant parking lot. Suddenly the main lights in H&H turn on which catches Bobby by complete surprise.]
Bobby Valentine: What in the hell?
[Bobby puts his truck in drive and slowly creeps towards his main entrance door. He turns the truck off and steps out.]
Bobby Valentine: Just what in the world do you suppose?
[Bobby goes to back of his pick up and pulls out a baseball bat. He goes to the door and unlocks it. Bobby cautiously opens the door grasping the bat tight.]
Bobby Valentine: Look whoever is in here ..you best be leaving! I don’t want any trouble!
[He cautiously walks towards to the light switch and turns it on and off seeing if there is a short. He shuts them off and heads towards the front door to lock up the store. Bobby locks up and puts the bat into the back of the truck. He pauses for a second staring at his restaurant one more time.]
Bobby Valentine: You've seen crazier Bobby boy
[Bobby fiddles with his keys and finds the correct one then grabs the door handle. He releases the door to open but just as he does the door bursts open slamming into Bobby’s face forcing him to the ground. The impact of the door caused his nose to break and instantly pour blood. Bobby looks up with blurred vision to see a shadowy figure walk to the back of his truck and grab the same bat he had mere moments earlier. Bobby tries to widen his eyes but the blurriness has taken over.]
Bobby Valentine: Look pal whatever you plan on doing .please don’t ..whatever you want you can have just ..you don’t have to do this.
Man: Hehehehe Oh but I do old man James thinks he’s untouchable. I’m taking his little safehouse down brick by brick. You’re the first one.
Bobby Valentine: Wait that voice ..Ry .
[Before Bobby Valentine can finish he is struck by the attacker with the bat. The attacker continues and walks away tossing the bloodied bat into the back of the truck walking away as the camera pans back to Bobby lying unconscious beside his truck as coyotes howl in the background. Fade to black.]
Playback stops.
Johnny Clash: OK? Please tell me what a video of a beaten up old ex-wrestler has to do with anything?
Rage: Well later on I was interviewed by Jay Wyatt...Then I happened to be informed of this attack and I was in shock. I'll be the first to admit it...I can be an absolute asshole when I need to be. I will go to depths that can be at first thought unattainable.
Hell last month I dumped *BLEEP* fiance's ashes down a toilet!
Johnny Clash: Wait? Why were you just bleeped? Was it because you said *BLEEP*? HA!
Rage: You see that attack...it wasn't me....Not my style at all.....
Johnny Clash: What? Not your style? Dude you flushed cremated remains down a toilet and attacking a washed up has been is somehow crossing the line for you? Everyone knows it was you....give it up!
Rage: I never hide what I do....that's the difference here. If that was me I would've attacked Bobby when he was open for the world to see. Plus it would've been done with a sledge hammer.....not a bat!
Johnny Clash: What...you saying what I think you're saying?
Rage: I'm not just saying it......I know for damn certain it was you Johnny....
[The crowd starts to boo as Johnny rips off his sunglasses, tossing them aside. He gets right in the face of Rage as they butt heads.]
Johnny Clash: Pick your next words carefully Ra........
Thomas Simon: OH MY GAWD?!?!! IT'S JAMES HARLOW!!!!! HE'S BACK!!!!!!!
[James Harlow walks out to an absolutely defeaning POP as he stands atop the ramp with the crowd rocking. He is staring a hole right into the ring. Clash gets himself in a fighting stance.]
Thomas Simon: Fans if you all remember Clash was the one that put Harlow out week ago.
[Harlow looks overcome with anger as he then out of nowhere sprints down the entry ramp and slides into the ring as Clash pounces on the legend quickly. Rage sits back in the corner as Clash is attacking Harlow and barking orders at Rage. Rage ignores him. Harlow begins to fight back once he makes his way to his feet gaining the upper hand. Harlow works Clash back into the corner until he is stopped by a kicking low blow by Clash. Harlow collapses to the mat clutching the second rope.]
Thomas Simon: Rage is just watching this all go down.
Bob Herman: Rage and Harlow do have unfinished business this is for sure.
Thomas Simon: Plus his new found dislike for Johnny Clash. Speaking of where is Clash going?
Johnny Clash: If that big nosed asshole wants me to do his work then so be it!!
[Clash grabs a steel chair from under the ring and slips back into the ring. Harlow is just trying to get to his feet as Johnny Clash goes to run at Harlow with the chair.]
Thomas Simon: I can't believe Rage is just going to stand there and let this...........WAIT!!!!
[Clash is stopped mid way as Rage grabs the chair and rips it clean from Clash's grip. The crowd goes nuts as Johnny turns around in disbelief and Rage tosses the chair to the side. Clash is infuriated and gets right in his long time friend's face. The two start jaw jacking each other as Harlow sees the chair and grabs it. He runs and swings look to hit Clash but he spins out of the way at the last second as Harlow nails Rage across the skull with the chair. Rage falls to the mat and is busted wide open as Clash rolls out of the ring and starts pointing at Harlow.]
Johnny Clash: Maybe next time ben gay!
[Harlow burns a hole with his eyes right through Clash as "Walk Away" plays and the crowd boos and Clash laughs at Harlow in the ring.]
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Match 1:
Thomas Simon: Welcome to MPW TNT and Happy Thanksgiving Fans! Already an explosive show and we haven't even got to a match yet!
Bob Herman: I'm thankful for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
Thomas Simon: Why not Thursday!?
Bob Herman: Because I have to sit out here next to you
Thomas Simon: Real nice Bob. Let's get this show started!
[The lights in the arena goes out and pyro starts going off around the ring. Then you hear the lyrics *Im on my way to heaven* Blare through the pa system then you hear *I'm off on an adventure* Then more pyro goes off around the stage then you hear *woah now* and Mr.Rager blares the pa system and out comes Nathan Styles coming through the curtains walking down the ramp cussing of the fans.]
Honey Winters: Making his way to the ring. From Los Angeles California, Nathan Styles!
[As he makes his way down he pulls a joint out of his pocket and lights it up and starts smoking it. As he is walking down the ring he flicks his joint it in the crowd and makes his way inside the ring waiting for his opponent as "X Gonna Give It to Ya" By DMX begin to blast through the P.A. system, white smoke fills the entrance a figure steps in and can be seen in the smoke and Jason X stands at the top of the entrance with his arms up in an X form.]
Honey Winters: And his opponent, from Las Vegas Nevada. Jason X!
[He continues to walk down the ramp and enters the ring, he then climbs the turnbuckles and again puts his arms in an X form.]
[Jason jumps down from the turnbuckle and doesn't wait for the bell he charges and catches Nathan Styles with a wild jumping forearm smash, leveling his opponent, Jason keeps on the attack letting left and rights raining down on his opponent, before pulling him up by the hair and smashing him face first into the turnbuckle.]
Thomas Simon: Jason X explosive from the start here, surely wanting to send a message to Johnny Clash and the TWI
[Xavier whips his opponent across the ring and follows squashing Styles into the corner with a jumping calf kick, Jason again backs up, before charging, but Styles suddenly bursts forward and catches Jason and sends him flying with a Capture Suplex.]
Bob Herman: Beautiful counter there from the newcomer
[Swiftly Jason rolls to the outside looking to get his air back, but Styles quickly dives out through the ropes taking him down with a Suicide Dive, slowly he drapes his arm over Jason X for the pin]
1...2...
[Kickout by Jason, both men slowly move back to their feet, Styles lunges out towards Jason, but Xavier dodges and drives his shoulder into the midsection of Nathan Styles and smashes him into the steel barricade. He staggers back leaning against the ring as Styles slumps down against the guardrail. Jason X quickly gets back to his feet and lands a vicious stomp to the abdomen of Nathan Styles, Xavier grabs him and drags him back up and locks in a headlock and lifts Styles up and plants him down over the steel barricade with a sickening thud. A sick smile grows on Jason X's face as he backs up before charging landing a brutal kneelift, sending Styles back into the crowd.]
Bob Herman: Jason X really punishing Nathan Styles here and giving the fans front row seats to the spectacle
[Jason jumps over the guardrail and stands over the crawling Nathan Styles, grabbing his opponents head and dragging him up to his feet setting him up another suplex, but Styles blocks it and turns it into one of his own. Both men are down with the fans cheering in a circle around them, slowly they work their way back to a vertical base, and start exchanging blows, Jason X gaining the upper hand with a knee to the gut of Nathan Styles, who doubles over and is caught in a side headlock. Xavier points to a steel chair standing a little from them as he charges, but again Styles counters lifting up Jason and throwing him onto the chair that collapses under him.]
Thomas Simon: miscalculation by Jason X here this could cause him the match
[Styles slowly staggers over and falls on top of Jason X for the cover 1...2... Kickout Jason gets his shoulder up in the last second. Both men roll around on the floor and end on their knee's exchanging blows as the crowd roar. This time Styles gets the better of the exchange and he drags Jason up to his feet and whips him into a row of chairs. Underneath the upper sections of the arena, Styles quickly runs over and grabs Jason and sets him up for the Krush Drop. And he nails it driving Jason down into the hard arena floor and covering
1...2...3!
Honey Winters: and your winner NAAATHAAANNN STYYYLLLEEESSS!
Thomas Simon: Nathan picking up yet another win here in MPW! What a match!
Bob Herman: Jason X looks livid.
Thomas Simon: We are going to commercial break folks. Hang tight we will be right back!
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[One Step Closer by Linkin Park hits. The fans cheer as Madd Katt walks out on to the stage with the Sin City Championship tucked underneath his right arm.]
Honey Winters: Please Welcome the General Manager of TNT, Madd Katt!
[Madd Katt steps in to the ring which has a ladder in the middle of it]
Thomas Simon: Why is there a ladder in the middle of the ring?
Bob Herman: I guess we will find out Tommy
[Madd Katt takes a microphone and smiles out to the crowd before speaking]
Madd Katt: I bet you are wondering what your General Manager is doing out here with the Sin City Championship. Well what can I say, I got hungry for gold so I stole it and crowned myself new Champion!
[The fans laugh along with Madd Katt as he shakes his head]
Bob Herman: You know that is something that Madd Katt would do, selfish prick.
Thomas Simon: Shut up Bob
Madd Katt: No no, seriously. Unfortunately after last weeks actions by Laura Tavares, which I am aware of and will speak with her about, Bliss is out of action for four to six weeks and as stated in the rules, she must drop the Championship.
[The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Madd Katt looks over at the title in his hand]
Madd Katt: So what is there to do with this beautiful Championship than?
[Madd Katt looks up at the top of the ladder and smirks. The fans start to cheer as he raises the microphone back up to his mouth]
Madd Katt: You see I thought long and hard about this... That’s what she said, and I came to the conclusion that this will be a ladder match for the Championship at Uncivil War!
[The fans cheer once again]
Madd Katt: Who is involved you ask? Well let’s see, Chris Cable and TJ Pain!
[The fans boo these two]
Madd Katt: and Tyler Rose...
[The fans boo but some give cheers]
Madd Katt: and Nathan Styles... And James Harlow.. And Rage!
[The fans come alive as Madd Katt smiles and nods]
Thomas Simon: WHAT! That is insane! A six man Ladder Match!
Bob Herman: Wow! Just Wow! I’m pulling for Chris Cable
Thomas Simon: Of course you are, you’re just as arrogant as he is.
Madd Katt: The match will be decided in a six man Ladder Match crowning the new Sin City Champion. Bliss I hope you get well soon and can come back and challenge the new Champion but OH BOY am I excited for this match! Thank You!
[One Step Closer hits as Madd Katt holds up the Sin City Championship and rocks the ladder back and forth. The scene cuts back down to the announcers table]
Thomas Simon: that was a huge match made by Madd Katt for Uncivil War
Bob Herman: You know the whole Pay Per View is set to be an instant Classic!
Thomas Simon: You got that right. And this Just in, the Tag Team Championship will be determined in a Triple Threat Elimination match between our Champions, Terrin and Fischer defending against The Promised Ones, Taufik and Ian Andrews. That will be huge!
Bob Herman: I can’t wait for that and this next Triple Threat match is a glimpse of what we will see at the Pay Per View!
Thomas Simon: Let’s take you back folks last week. As Drake Hunter and Chris Cable took on The Promised One
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[Cable grabs a hold of Jeremy's shirt and pulls him towards him. Jake tags Carter in to a pop from the crowd. Jeremy turns around and tells Carter he isn't the legal man. Carter argues but is sent back to his corner. During this Hunter holds Jake so Cable can slap him across the face. Hunter heads back to his corner. Cable smashes Jake's face on the turnbuckle pad and he falls. Cable smiles and Hunter says to finish him. The crowd is behind Jake as Christian eggs them on. Cable picks Jake up and signals for his finisher. He picks Jake up but Jake wiggles out. Jake kicks Cable in the head and they both fall. They both crawl to their corners again and make the tags to their partners. Carter and Hunter both enter the ring. Carter runs towards Hunter who throws a clothesline. Carter ducks under it and springs behind him for a bull dog. Carter tells him to get up and hits a standing drop kick. Carter pops up and taunts the fans. The fans cheer but Cable enters the ring hits Christian on the back. Christian turns around slowly and smirks at Cable. Cable yells at him with a scowl on him face and Carter smiles as Jake enters the ring behind him and hits a spinebuster. Carter turns towards Hunter who kicks him and delivers the Game Over!]
1....2....3
Thomas SImon: Oh man what a shock! Drake hits the finisher for the win!
[The camera pans around the whole arena, viewing the multitudes of fans spread across the arena. It comes back to the commentary team of Bob Herman and Thomas Simon. ]
Thomas Simon: What a night we're having in the Mandalay Bay Centre!!! As usual, TNT is living up to all the hype! This is an electrifying night!! I can't wai-
[Suddenly he is interrupted by the beginning of Chalk Outline, and the titantron of Drake Hunter appears on his screen. ]
Thomas Simon: What the hell? What's Drake doing out here?
Bob Herman: Whatever it is, he means business, and who wouldn't want to hear what he has to say?
Thomas Simon: I could think of a few people.
[The beginning of "Chalk Outline" by Three Days Grace bursts through the loud speakers and the lights begin to flash on the entrance ramp, and suddenly familiar images of the "Punk" Drake Hunter begin flashing on the screen. The man himself walks out from the back with his arms outstretched wide as he takes a few steps out into the light, a look of pure arrogance spread across his face. Drake Hunter looks around for a bit before he brings his arms close to his head and executes his signature "Sweet Dreams" taunt. There are massive boos resounding from the crowd, although there are a few cheers mixed in there, and Drake takes a few steps forward before he spreads his arms wide once again, setting off a set of fireworks as he heads down to the ring.]
Drake Hunter: Well, well, well, it's always nice to be out here in front of some new and slightly uglier fans.
[The fans boo as Drake seems unfazed.]
Hunter: The last time i was out here, it was after i 'shocked the world' returning and breaking a chair over the head of a big German blockhead. And guess what? I'm back, in this ring, speaking to you, and nothing's changed. Apostle Kried is still as much of a failure as he has always been, and i am still the technical messiah of professional wrestling....
[The fans boo, as if to disregard all that he is trying to "save" them from. ]
Hunter: You can boo me all you want, because the truth is, in the end, you need saving from yourselves. You all need saving from the deception, the bickering, the order....the truth.
[The fans boo once more, their resounding disdain at Drake sounding throughout the entire arena.]
Hunter: You can boo me all you want, the fact of the matter is that i'm right, and you all know it. You may not see it now, but in time you will all see how you need saving from yourselves, from the human condition. Lies, deception, order.....It is all wrong, it is all part of the human fault, a fault that i intend to cure.
Hunter: This is the Age of Arrogance, a place where there is no place for order, for truth, because they are the biggest lies of them all. A place where anarchy reigns, where deception lies dead on the floor, and where violence spawns out of thin air. This is a place of paradise for all people, without discrimination or racism, or derogatory behavior. What i am putting in place is heaven on earth for all.
[Now, some fans are quiet, but the boos still sound throughout the arena as people are not really believing Drake's words.]
Hunter: You may boo me, but you'll all see in the end! I don't care what any of you think of me as a person, i am merely an individual, i am merely the first, the first of many. Because you cannot defeat an ideal, you cannot defeat something that cannot die. Because as long as this human condition exists as it does now, there will be those like me who share this cause.
Hunter: It's quite simple for all of you, you just have to listen, you have to listen to the one true-
[All of a sudden, the beginning of "Eternal" by War of Ages booms over the loud speakers and the fans erupt into a massive chorus of cheers as none other than Apostle Kried walks out from the back, pausing to raise his arms high in the air before he walks to the ring, high fiving fans along the way. ]
Apostle: I think we've all heard enough of you Drake.
[Drake only smirks as the fans erupt into more cheers.]
Apostle: It was only three weeks ago that we were here in the exact same circumstances, and that was the time i got an elbow to the face after i was blindsided by your buddy Cable. And we're in the same circumstances, with Cable nowhere to be seen. So, you wanna say something, say it to my face!
[Drake smiles manically as he looks to raise the microphone to his mouth, about to say something.....]
Thomas Simon: OH!!!!! MICROPHONE TO THE HEAD!!!!!
[Drake waited for a moment and slammed the microphone against Apostle's head, making a buzzing noise as the sound cuts out, and Drake waits for Apostle to turn back around as he tries to hit a superkick on Apostle.]
Thomas Simon: NO! Apostle catches Drake's foot, and spins him around!!! Big clothesline over the top ropes - the fans are going absolutely wild right here!!!!!!!!
[Apostle raises his fists once more in a pumped up action as he stares Drake down, who holds the back of his head and motions that this isn't over.]
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Match 2:
[Hell Yeah by Zebrahead hits as the fans come alive. Christian Carter runs out on to the stage yelling with a smile on his face. He puts his fists up in the air as he walks down the ramp. He runs and slides in to the ring and does a front hand spring on to his feet and climbs on to the corner turnbuckle.]
Honey Winters: Making his way to the ring, from Phoenix Arizona, Christian Carter!
[He lets out another yell with his fists in front of him. He turns around and sits on the turnbuckle as he awaits his opponent. "Lights Out" cues as fireworks go off and Justin Fischer appears at the top of the ramp. he walks down wearing a T-shirt with the words "In the end" across the front and "I always win" written across the back.]
Honey Winters: And his opponent, from Toronto Ontario, Canada. Justin Fischer!
[Once he gets to the ring, he stands and waits for his opponent, not even caring about the fans booing him. Lies Greed Misery by Linkin Park hits as Ian Andrews comes walking out to the stage. Taufik is behind him and pushes him towards the ramp. He walks towards the ring nervously as Taufik stays on the stage and walks behind the curtain]
Honey Winters: And their opponent. From Boston Massachusetts, Ian Andrews!
[Ian Andrews uses his power game early on to get an advantage, striking Carter multiple times in the back, before dodging a kick from Fischer and turning it into a sambo suplex. Andrews gains the upper hand for a while, but the tide changes when he misses a clothesline, only to run into the foot of Carter, who then hits a snapmare driver. Going for the cover, Carter is pulled off by Fischer, who locks in an abdominal stretch, and then some time later hits a running bulldog.]
Thomas Simon: Ow what a move!
Bob Herman: This is a great Triple Threat match here
[Follow up from Fischer with a stiff kick to the head, and then followed up with a running knee that misses Carter, and Andrews is able to grab Fischer by the head and swing him into the turnbuckle, dodging a running spear by Carter and sending him into Fischer, subsequently sending Fischer into the turnbuckle as well.]
Bob Herman: What a sequence. That had to hurt someone
[As Andrews charges and hits a running spear on both men, sending them both into the turnbuckle, and as he looks to hit a vertical suplex, Fischer is able to make it to his feet, hitting a rolling kick to Andrews’ legs, sending him backwards, and in turn, dropping Carter on the back of his neck. Fischer continues wearing down Andrews and Carter until Carter is able to get a reversal in on an attempted running cross body, and Carter is in the driver’s seat.]
Thomas Simon: The new and improved Christian Carter takes control now
Bob Herman: New and improved, but he’s still a little shit
[It doesn’t last long, with Andrews hitting a big boot after a failed bulldog attempt, and Andrews lifts Carter up and looks to hit a powerbomb. Once more Fischer capitalizes, going springboard and hitting a cross body as Andrews goes down for the powerbomb, and as both men get to their feet, Fischer dodges a clothesline and looks for a dropkick, to no avail. Andrews then sets up for the Andrews Effect, but Fischer counters, rolling out as he hits the superkick, and then follows up with a swinging neckbreaker and climbs to the top rope, looking to hit a splash.]
Thomas Simon: Fischer looking to fly!
[Carter intercepts, clubbing Fischer’s back as he looks to hit a super back suplex. He tosses Fischer out of the ring as the fans cheer. Andrews runs towards Carter but Carter lifts his foot and hits the Rising Chaos Superkick! He lifts Ian up and hits the Tornado Warning. He pins]
1....2....3!
Thomas Simon: Carter gets the win!
[Carter stands up and gets his hand raised in victory as “Hell Yeah” by Zebrahead hits. Carter looks at Fischer who clenches his Tag Team Championship and nods with a huge smile on his face]
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[The shot opens with Madd Katt walking the corridors backstage and finally stopping at the door to his office, suddenly two dark shadows slowly move up behind him. Swiftly he spins around]
Madd Katt: Don't even think about it!
[He takes a fighting pose as he comes around and stare right into two unknown faces]
Madd Katt: Who the hell are you two?
[The two men looks at each other then the smaller one takes a step towards him]
??: Its us Distortion, Jokah and Reapah
[He points first at himself then at the other, before he continues]
Jokah: We just forgot our masks in the dryer so
[They hold up to tiny masks while shrugging]
Madd Katt: ok ok what do you wan't?
Reapah: Well mister Madd Katt your excelence sir we are a bit tired of just lurking around backstage
Jokah: yes you majesty mister Madd Katt we would like a chance to prove to you that we deserve to get into the tag team picture
Reapah: You see we've been wrestling all over the world, mostly we have been used as comic relief
Jokah: or jobbers
Reapah: or backstage hands
Jokah: or cleaning ladies
[The two pause and stare at each other, before shrugging]
Reapah: But we are really great wrestlers
Jokah: you said MPW was a place for crazy action and characters
Reapah: well thats us
[They fall to their knees]
Distortion: PLEEEEAAAAASSSSSSEEE!
[Madd Katt looks in disbelief at the two wrestlers]
Madd Katt: ok get up, I'll give you a chance to prove yourself in a match...
[The crowd pops]
Madd Katt: Tonight...
[Another pop]
Madd Katt: against each other
[The two wrestlers stare at Madd Katt then each other before nodding and trying to kiss Madd Katt's hand]
Distortion: Thank you Thank you thank you
Madd Katt: stop it!... but we need to know your names
Jokah: Im Matt Steele
Reapah: and Im Adam Steele
Both: we are brothers
Madd Katt: well guys you got your chance now impress me
Matt: we will you holiness sir
Adam: Yes your excellency we will show you Real Steele
Matt: Real Steele? That sounds good
[They walk out of the locker room as Madd Katt pulls out his phone and begins to text. He looks up as Andre Dixon walks in to Madd Katt’s office as the fans boo.]
Andre Dixon: You wanted to see me.. Boss.
Madd Katt: Andre my man! A force to be reckoned with! The man who wants to single handedly take down the X-Core Division. The man who gets a title shot at Uncivil War...
Andre Dixon: Okay, and? I knew all that already and if you want me to show you.. I can.
[Andre flexes and loosens up as Madd Katt laughs. He puts his hand on Andre’s shoulder]
Madd Katt: That’s why I called you in here hot head. You’re out of the Championship match at Uncivil War
[Andre’s eyes light up and he looks like he’s about to strike Madd Katt]
Madd Katt: You don’t deserve it and quite frankly, you add nothing to the match. So enjoy another week off and get and change your attitude bucko! Now get the hell out of here.
[Madd Katt smiles as Dixon gets in his face. He turns around and storms out of the office]
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Match 3:
[As soon as the intro of Taufik theme started, the fans immediately jeers because they know what's coming next. Taufik step pout of the curtain looking at the fans in disgust before spitting onto the floor signifying the dirty soils in America. He makes his way into the while exchanging words with the fans.]
Honey Winters: Making his way to the ring, from Singapore.. Taufik!
[ When he reaches to the steps, he raises both of his hands high up while saying Allah with much passion before entering the ring. Once he reached to the ring, he looks at the fans while waiting for his opponent. Eternal by War of Ages hits and yellow and red flames appear on the side titantron screens as crowd immediately erupts in cheers, Yellow spotlights run over the crowd as Kried smashes his way through the curtain and drops to a knee.]
Honey Winters: And his opponent, from Bavaria Germany Apostle Kried!
[Apostle crosses himself before rising to his feet and throwing his fists out to the side and roaring to the delight of the fans. He turns with his arms still outstretched and walks backwards towards the ring. He pauses about half way to the ring and turns again to face the ring. He hop steps towards the ring and slaps a fans hand before he climbs up on the apron. He rolls his neck around to loosen up before climbing in. He stands in the center of the ring and throws his arms out again, looking straight at the camera this time. He breaks the pose and shifts from foot to foot, shaking his arms, in a last second warm up before the match. He heads into the corner and awaits the bell.]
Thomas Simon: Let’s do this! Two NYCCW Alumni going at it one on one
Bob Herman: NY What?
[Kried runs at Taufik and tries to punch him but Taufik blocks it and then starts filling Kried with lefts and rights. Taufik whips him into the ropes and as Kried comes back and gets a vicious rolling clothesline. Kried falls to the mat and Taufik gets right back then goes over and grabs Kried and starts punching him in the head. The ref stops Taufik and he plays up to the crowd as they boo in response.]
Thomas Simon: The crowd letting Taufik feel the hate.
[Taufik gets him to his feet and throws him into the corner. Kried bounces off of the turnbuckle and staggers back towards Taufik who waits and when Kried staggers to him Taufik catches him and executes a beautiful belly to back suplex. Taufik goes for a cover but Kried kicks out at two. Taufik slowly gets Kried to his feet but Kried catches Taufik with a low blow and Taufik collapses to his knees as Kried rolls on to the mat.The ref is curious as to what happened as he didn’t see the cheap shot. Kried gets to his feet and walks over to Taufik and nails him in the back of the head with a stiff elbow. Kried than applies a surfboard stretch on the sitting Taufik. Kried pulls back hard and Taufik yells in pain but won’t quit. Taufik winces in pain and Kried pulls back again. Kried gets frustrated and let’s go of the hold. Taufik is still sitting up and Kried gives Taufik a swift kick square to his lower back. Taufik curdles and lies on the mat.]
Thomas Simon: Taufik feeling some pain from Kried
Bob Herman: Kried is no body to mess with
[Kried hops back and Taufik gaining some momentum gets a last punch in and then Kried lets go of Taufik. Taufik runs against the ropes and comes back only to be met with a hard spinning elbow by The Wicked One. Kried walks over and climbs the turnbuckle. He sits atop the corner and tries to get the fans approval but they all do nothing but boo him. Kried then leaps off attempting a body splash but Taufik gets his knees up and Kried lands squarely across Taufik ’ knees. Kried grabs his stomach in pain and Taufik lies on the mat.]
Thomas Simon: Kried really taking control of this match up here
Bob Herman: Taufik better turn it around!
[Taufik flips to his feet with a huge second wind. Kried gets up and turns around and is met by a huge right by Taufik. Kried falls and gets right back to be met with a left. Kried falls again and then is whipped into the corner and Taufik follows him. Kried hits the corner and Taufik follows right up with a body splash. Kried’s weak body is hanging off of the ropes in the corner. Taufik grabs Kried and flings him into the corner with the missing turnbuckle. Kried’s back hits the hard steel directly in his back. Kried yells in pain and Taufik walks up and climbs the ropes in front of Kried and raises his fist in the air. Taufik, starts with a 10 count punch.
The fans following and counting each shot]
1….2…..3….4….5…6…7…8……9……
[Taufik holds his fist high in the air and Kried is dazed.
Kried then grabs Taufik’ legs and lifts him a bit and brings Taufik down on the turnbuckle with Taufik’ head hitting the hard steel first. Taufik is staggered by that hit and he starts to turn and walk away. Kried then sees an opportunity and he quickly goes over and tries to hit a neck breaker.]
Thomas Simon: Kried doesn’t have it all in!
Bob Herman: Taufik caught him off guard!
[Taufik quickly slides out of Kried’s move and kicks him in the mid-section disabling Kried quickly. Taufik then ceases the opportunity and puts a figure four on Kried. The ref is checking to see if Kried will tap out. He keeps waving it off. Taufik bends the leg downward more as Kried screams then taps out. Taufik breaks the hold and is declared the winner by submission!]
Honey Winters: Here is your winner... Taufik!
[Taufik rolls out of the ring and raises his arms. Kried gets up in the middle of the ring as the fans cheer him on after a tiring match. He raises his hands in the air to the enjoyment of the fans. He turns around to leave the ring as Drake Hunter is standing behind him with a microphone and nails him in the head with it. The fans boo as Kried drops down to the mat. Drake mounts him and starts pummeling him with the microphone]
Thomas Simon: What the hell is Drake doing!
Bob Herman: I don’t know but Kried is busted open!
[Drake continues to pummel him as Kried’s face is covered in a crimson mask. Drake leans up and smiles as he raises the bloodied microphone to his lips]
Drake Hunter: Have you had enough Kried old pal? Have you had enough yet!?
[Drake nails him once more with the microphone]
Drake Hunter: Get ready Krieda because next week at Uncivil War, me and you will go one on one.
Thomas Simon: finally!
Bob Herman: What is Drake doing!?
Drake Hunter: in an I QUIT MATCH!
[The fans cheer for the match as Drake smashes the microphone on Kried’s head one more time before his music hits and he leaves ringside.]
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Match 4
[As we return from commercials both Steele brothers are in the ring waiting for the bell]
Thomas Simon: Well Bob any thoughts on this impromptu match we have on our hands here?
Bob Herman: Don't know much about these guys, but I'm sure they will give it their all to impress the General Manager
[In the ring Matt and Adam are standing staring across the ring at each other as the bell sounds, slowly they near the center for a quick handshake before locking up in the collar and elbow. Adam gaining the advantage pushing his brother back to the ropes. The referee breaks them up as Adam slowly steps backwards with a smirk on his face. Matt starting furiously at him before charging taking him down with a double leg takedown and pummeling away at his brother, who does his best to block the flying fists with his arms. Finally Adam gets the upper hand taking over his brother with a hard right and they switch positions]
Bob Herman: No love lost between those two
Thomas Simon: I thought they actually liked each other
Bob Herman: Yeah but think that if you'll do this to you own tag partner and brother, what can you do to your opponents
[In the ring Matt grabs a hold of Adams head and lands a devastating headbutt, catching his brother with a kick to the back of the head as he falls backwards. Slowly the two get up again, Adam holding the back of his head as he sends a deadly stare over at his laughing brother. Suddenly they both explode towards each other both unleashing a barrage of left and rights, again its Adam gaining the advantage driving Matt back up to the ropes. With a couple of heavy rights Adam staggers his brother close up against the rope, before taking them both over the ropes and to the outside with a powerful clothesline.]
Thomas Simon: Shades of Cactus Jack here as they both hit the arena floor
[Slowly they both get to their feet, Adam quickly grabs a hold of Matt's arm looking to whip him into the guardrail, but Matt reverses and sends Adam crashing into the steel barricade. He staggers over and drags his brother back up landing a couple of stiff rights to Adam's forehead before dragging him over to the steel ring post slamming Adam's head into it.]
Bob Herman: Oh my god he has busted his own brother open.
[Blood is running down Adam's face as he slowly gets to his knee's on the outside. In the ring the referee is warning the brothers to get back in as he starts his ten count. On the outside Matt is charging his rising brother landing a Shining Wizard to Adam who violently drops to the floor. 1...2...3...4... once again Matt drags Adam up looking to drag him back into the ring, but Adam somehow starts fighting back landing a couple of wild body shots to his opponent. Matt lets go and staggers sideways. Adam follows up tackling Matt with a lariat like move as he starts pounding away on his brother. 5...6..7...8...9...10]
Bob Herman: Its over with a double count out
Thomas Simon: Someone needs to tell them that
[As the bell rings the brothers continue fighting rolling around at ringside, both now busted open as they swing at each other with left and rights.]
[Suddenly Madd Katt walks out on stage with a microphone in hand to a pop of the crowd]
Madd Katt: Guys! Stop it! You proved that your willing and crazy enough to get a chance and you'll get it at Uncivil War!
[The two bloody brothers stop fighting and look at each other as Madd Katt speaks, before they start hugging and celebrating. The shot fades with the two walking up the ramp hugging and apologizing as we go backstage]
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[Miss Biguns is on the phone in her locker room as Clash sits in the corner reading MPW Magazine]
Ms Biguns: NO I SAID I WANT BLUE ROSES! What part of that don’t you understand? Okay well is this your wedding? NO! It’s mine so you must do what I say! I’m paying you right!?
[Biguns face turns red as she gets infuriated. She clenches the phone hard]
Ms. Biguns: Well you know what? You’re FIRED! I can do this myself!
[Biguns hangs up as Johnny stands up and walks towards her. He puts his arm around her and tries to kiss her but she turns away]
Johnny Clash: What!? What the hell did I do? Don’t be mad at me because the wedding planner we hired fucked up!
Ms. Biguns: You aren’t exactly helping with this wedding either Johnny
Johnny Clash: How can I? You won’t let me pick anything, you wont let me do anything at all!
Ms. Biguns: Am I being a diva about this wedding?
Johnny Clash: Yes but it’s fine. It’s the day you dreamed of since you were a little girl. I want it to be perfect for you. Now call the wedding planner back, smooth it over and get back on track with this fairy tale wedding. Okay?
[Biguns turns to Johnny and smiles. She kisses him]
Ms. Biguns: Oh okay, I can’t stay mad when you look at me with those puppy dog eyes.
Johnny Clash: Good. Now, I have to go get ready. Are you coming out there with me?
Ms. Biguns: Of course, I wouldn’t miss it!
[Johnny smirks and smacks her butt as he walks off]
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Match 5:
Thomas Simon: Up next! Brandon Nytrus will take on Jake Cage as chosen by Roxi Johnson!
Bob Herman: Why of all people would she pick Jake Cage? That guy is an idiot.
[The lights in the arena go dark. So dark, the people within the arena cannot see in front of their noses. The titantron shows the beginning of Brandon Nytrus' tron. Suddenly, dim red lights show the stage. There is a man in a black trench coat with a hood covering his face. Behind him is a woman in a revealing outfit, also with a hood. Strobe lights begin to streak as the music picks up and becomes heavier.]
Honey Winters: Introducing first, accompanied by Nikki Schott, from South Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 272 pounds, he is The Hardcore Icon... Brrandon... Nytrus!
[The two make their way down the ramp, Nikki following behind Brandon. He climbs the steps and walks along the apron before entering in the ring through the second rope. He looks to the crowd for a second, and then flips up his robe as it flies off, exposing his ring attire, and fireworks from the corners blast, the red lights have now turned into just white strobes filling the whole arena, and Brandon lets out a huge yell. He looks around at the crowd and then makes his way to the corner. "Peppyrock" by BTK hits and Jake Cage rips through the back curtain. He is in a Turkey costume as the fans cheer him on. He stops midway down the ramp and stares intently at the ring.]
Thomas Simon: This place is roaring for Jake Cage! Ha ha! Look at the turkey suit!
Bob Herman: I don’t know why, this guy is a tool
Honey Winters: And his opponent, from Seattle, Washington... Jake Cage!
[Cage then runs and slides into the ring under the bottom rope. He pops to his feet and then goes to the far turnbuckle and raises his hands high in the air.]
Thomas Simon: Nytrus has quite the height difference on Jake Cage here.
Bob Herman: He is going to crush Cage like the little ant he is.
[The bell rings as Jake Cage holds his hand up and waves the fans on. He takes off the Turkey suit and throws it outside the ring. The fans start clapping and riling him up. Nytrus looks at Nikki on the apron as she rubs his neck. She jumps down from the apron as Jake Cage starts heading towards Nytrus. Nytrus goes for a clothesline but Cage ducks it. He bounces off the ropes behind Nytrus. Nytrus turns around and Cage runs at him again and slides under his legs. Nytrus turns around again and Cage bounces off the ropes and leaps towards him with a hurricanrana. Instead of flipping through he rolls back and out of the ring hiding from Nytrus]
Thomas Simon: Jake Cage just playing with Nytrus here Ha Ha!
Bob Herman: He is a slippery little guy. Look under the ring Nytrus!
[Cage crawls under the ring apron as Nytrus pokes his head through the ropes to look. He looks at Nikki]
Brandon Nytrus: where did he go!?
[Nikki points to under the ring as Nytrus keeps his head out. Cage pops up on the opposite side of the ring through the opposing apron. He looks out at the fans as they cheer and laugh. He climbs in the ring and runs towards Nytrus. He dropkicks Nytrus in the butt and Nytrus falls through the ropes to the outside of the ring. Jake holds his arms up in the middle of the ring and prances around the ring]
Bob Herman: this guy is acting like he just won the World Title
Thomas Simon: Come on Bobby, this guy is funny! Taking down Nytrus is a huge accomplishment and the way Cage did it was very innovative!
[Nytrus stands up and slams his fists on the apron. He climbs in the ring as Cage climbs out of the ring. He looks at Cage and attempts to climb back out. Cage rolls back in the ring and Nytrus fakes it and stays in with him. He stomps down on Cage repeatedly under the ropes. The referee gets involved but Nytrus pulls Cage away from the ropes and drops an elbow on him. He lifts Cage up and whips him in to the corner. He charges at Cage with an avalanche. He crashes in to Cage as Jake’s body crumbles down to the mat]
Thomas Simon: Cage is broken in half after that splash
Bob Herman: pin him and get this match over with
[Nytrus pulls Jake to the middle of the ring and pins him]
1.....2......
[Cage kicks out and Nytrus stares a hole in to the referee. Nikki slams the apron on the outside cheering Brandon on. The crowd boos her as she turns around to yell at them. Nytrus picks Cage up once again and puts him in powerbomb position. He lifts him up in to the air but Cage bites the head of Nytrus which causes him to fall backwards on the mat. Cage rolls off of Nytrus and looks to the fans. His legs start shaking and he looks around. He pops up and tugs on his beard. He climbs to the top rope as the fans shake the arena]
Thomas Simon: A second life for Jake Cage!
Bob Herman: He is finally at Nytrus’ level!
[Cage jumps off the top rope when Nytrus gets up and attempts a cross body. Nytrus grabs him as the fans boo. Nytrus lifts Cage up on to his shoulders with one swift motion]
Thomas Simon: the power of Brandon Nytrus
Bob Herman: It’s uncanny
[Nytrus lifts Cage forward and slams him stomach first on to his knee. The fans boo loudly as Nytrus stands up and raises his fists slowly in the air. He backs up in to the corner and Cage struggles to get up. He moves towards the middle of the ring and turns around. Nytrus runs at him and attempts the Spear. Cage moves out of the way and Nytrus falls down on to his knees. Cage runs and dropkicks the head of Nytrus. Cage looks around at the fans and tugs at his beard. Nytrus stands up and Cage flexes his muscles. He bends his knees and lifts Nytrus with all his might. He hits the Deal Breaker!]
Thomas Simon: Oh my god!!!
Bob Herman: How the hell did he do that!?
Thomas Simon: I don’t know but Jake is down as well. His face is bright red. And I think he pooped a little on that one.
[Cage crawls over to Nytrus for the pin. Nikki is on the apron and yells at the referee who walks over to her as she begins arguing. Cage stands up and celebrates as he had just won. He turns around and gets nailed with a lead pipe by Justin Fischer. The fans boo as Cage gets laid out on the mat. Terrin Reign stands behind Fischer and nods in approval. The Tag Team Champions step back as Nikki drops from the apron. Nytrus stands up and picks Cage up. He delivers the Next Level and drops down for the pin]
1....2.....3!
[The bell rings as Nytrus grabs on to the top rope and screams while pushing it down. Nikki steps in to the ring to celebrate with him as well as Fischer and Terrin Reign. He makes a belt motion around his waste and looks in to the camera]
Thomas Simon: We know he is looking in to Roxi right now and that Television Championship.
Bob Herman: Hell in a Cell, it will be one crazy match for the TV strap.
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Johnny Clash Open Challenge
Thomas Simon: Welcome back. As stated Monday Night on Twitter, Johnny Clash has issued an open challenge to anyone on the MPW Roster.
Bob Herman: Johnny can certainly take on anyone here and he will take on Trey Baxter next week and win his first MPW World Championship.
[Walk Away by Five Finger Death Punch hits as the fans erupt in boos. Johnny Clash walks out in full wrestling gear and his new T-Shirt. Biguns is by his side and he puts his arm around her with a smug grin on his face. He steps in the ring as Biguns follows and takes a microphone as his music dies but he stares at the crowd leaning on the top rope]
Johnny Clash: Welcome to the Johnny Clash show I am your host.... Johnny Clash!
[Johnny swings his arms at his sides and looks up with a smile on his face as the fans boo him]
Johnny Clash: Now I went ahead and issued an open Challenge to the locker room earlier this week. It also was brought to my attention that just about everyone on the roster was booked. So I decided to make a challenge of my own.
Bob Herman: A reverse open challenge! I like it!
Johnny Clash: This man that I’m going to challenge is a real champion and master of his craft. He has a way with words and always knows what to say to get the fans going.
Bob Herman: You think it’s Trey Baxter?
Johnny Clash: The man im challenging tonight will be such a huge challenge for me but it’s what I need going in to my match with Trey Baxter next week to get myself in tip top shape.
[Johnny pauses and turns around facing the announce table]
Johnny Clash: I challenge... Thomas Simon
[The fans boo as the camera zooms in on Thomas Simon’s face as Bob starts laughing but Thomas turns white.]
Johnny Clash: Biguns, go get him.
[Biguns steps out of the ring and walks over to Simon. He slowly stands up and takes his headset off. Biguns grabs him by the arm as he gulps. She drags him towards the ring and tosses him in. Simon is on the ground in front of Clash and starts getting up nervously]
Johnny Clash: Having trouble getting up Tommy? Here let me help you.
[Johnny puts his hand in Thomas’ face and throws him backwards on to the mat as the fans boo]
Johnny Clash: Let me tell you something Simon. This is supposed to be the season of giving. Tonight is Thanks Giving for Christ sakes and what do you do? You sit back there talking smack about me and my bride to be! You want to be a hard ass and criticize the greatest man to ever live? Well Thomas it’s time to give you a reality check.
[Johnny pulls Simon up and sets him up for The Bloodline. He smiles and pushes his arms out to his side. He goes to lift Simon as “Hit That” by The Offspring hits. The fans cheer as Chicken marches out on to the stage. He looks out at the fans and rushes in to the ring. He slides under the ropes and he stares at Clash. Clash pushes Simon away as he rolls out of the ring and runs back to the announce table]
Bob Herman: You almost got your ass kicked Simon!
Thomas Simon: Thanks for the help partner!
Bob Herman: You deserved it! Shouldn’t have talked about the most dominant couple like that.
[Johnny picks the microphone back up and walks towards Chicken with a smirk on his face]
Johnny Clash: I’m sorry little boy... Did you lose your mommy? Are you lost?
Chicken: No Clash! You know exactly who I am! My name is Chicken and I think that Biguns deserves a lot better than you!
[The fans cheer as Clash looks at Biguns who looks disgusted]
Johnny Clash: Is that so? And who’s gonna do something about it. You pipsqueak?
[Johnny pushes chicken with one hand sending him on to his butt. The fans boo as Johnny stands there taunting him. Chicken dusts himself off and stands back up]
Chicken: I will not back down to a bully like you Clash! You want a challenge? I’m in the ring in my wrestling gear. Let’s do it!
[Johnny looks at Biguns as they both burst out laughing. Johnny hunches over and slaps his knee]
Johnny Clash: Oh dear god that’s great. How long have you been practicing that? I think you wet your pants kid. Fine fine, let’s get a referee out here.
[Jude Mason runs out from the curtain and slides in the ring. Clash takes his T-shirt off and hands it to Biguns. She climbs on to the apron. Johnny looks at Chicken and kisses Biguns with a wild make out kiss. The fans boo as the bell rings]
Match 6:
Thomas Simon: Here we go!
Bob Herman: Oh come on Tom. Chicken doesn’t stand a chance.
Thomas Simon: Well I hope Clash get’s his butt kicked!
Bob Herman: Please Simon, don’t let your mouth get you in trouble again.
[Johny walks towards Chicken and drops to his knees.]
Johnny Clash: Come on midget, hit me! You get the first shot!
[Johnny puts his cheek towards Chicken. Chicken clenches his fist and pulls his arm back. He looks out at the fans and winds up. He goes to throw a punch but Clash catches it in his hand. He stands up and looks down at Chicken. He twists Chicken’s arm and walks around the ring with him squirming. Clash lets go of Chicken’s arm as he shakes it off. Chicken goes for another punch but Clash swings him around and hits a sidewalk slam. Clash stands up and heads to the corner where he rests, laying across the top rope. The fans boo him but Clash smiles and relaxes as Chicken gets up. The referee asks Chicken if he’s okay and he says yes. He runs towards Clash. Clash slides off the top rope to the apron as Chicken crashes in to the turnbuckle]
Bob Herman: Clash is just always one step ahead of Chicken
[Johnny pulls Chicken’s head down on to the ropes with a guillotine. Chicken snaps back and Clash slides back in the ring. Clash kicks out the back of Chicken’s legs as he crashes to the mat and holds his knee. Clash stomps down on the knee and drops a leg drop on to the knee of Chicken. He pulls the leg as Chicken screams in pain. Clash looks at Biguns at ringside and blows her a kiss. He stands up and lifts Chicken up by the hair]
Thomas Simon: Come on Chicken! Teach him a lesson!
Bob Herman: Ha Ha! You make me laugh Simon. Not gonna happen!
[Clash grabs the head of Chicken and hits a suplex. He keeps it locked in and hits another suplex. He kicks his legs around and lifts Chicken up once more in to a third suplex. The fans boo as Clash jumps up and smiles]
Bob Herman: The three Amigos! I love it!
[Johnny climbs to the top rope and points high to the sky. He leaps off with a frog splash]
Bob Herman: A tribute to Johnny Clash’s all time inspiration, the late great Eddie Guerrero. Viva La Raza!
[Clash stands up and leans on the ropes smiling out at the fans. Clash kicks Chicken in the head and the referee yells at him. Clash argues back as Biguns grabs the head of Chicken and chokes him on the bottom rope. The fans boo but Clash pushes the ref away and leans back over Chicken. He goes to pick him up but Chicken pokes Clash in the eye. Clash stumbles back and Chicken stands up. He shakes his head out and starts getting fired up with the crowd. ]
Thomas Simon: Look at Chicken hulking up!
Bob Herman: What the hell is going on here?!
[Chicken runs at Clash with a spear and knocks him down. Biguns eyes are wide outside the ring as she yells for Clash to get up. Clash stands up and Chicken grabs his head. He runs and springboards off the ropes hitting The Flying Chicken. The fans erupt as Chicken goes for the pin over Clash]
Thomas Simon: OH MY GOD CHICKEN CAN END IT RIGHT HERE!
Bob Herman: NO!!!!!
[Biguns jumps up