Post by dynamocrunch1 on Nov 23, 2012 23:36:01 GMT -5
[Dynamo Crunch is seen an empty room only with a few flickering lights and chair in the center of the room as DC is sitting in it,elbows on knees with DC staring out in the emptyness.]
They always say the ring is a cold place. Almost as if it's nothing but a trap room thats always awaiting injury from someone who just isn't that strong. They make one wrong step,and BOOM,they're gone like that. Even the slightest mishap,can lead to destruction and injury.
[Sudden cut scenes show many moves with bad landings such as when Brock Lesnar powerbombed Hardcore Holly wrong.]
But I see the ring as a war ground. A place where men can act like men. Warriors. A place where men can take out their anger. As if gladiators doing battle in front of the biggest crowd of the century.
[More scenes show many men who have been bloodified in the ring. Especially John Cena,Triple H,Shawn Michaels,Undertaker and others.]
To me,the ring is only a cold place when men have bloodshed in a cage or busted open by a weapon. Take the Eddie Guerrero vs JBL match on that one epside of Smackdown. Complete bloodshed in that match. Both bodies were battered and bruised but only came out victorious.
[Flashback of the match,especially the part where Eddie got busted open badly.]
But I'm not here to discuss about the past. I'm here to talk about the future. I'm talking about UnCivil War. I'm talking about bringing fire to the ring. I'm here to talk about whats gonna happen at UnCivil War. What fierceness,power,and domination is gonna be unleashed. You all know who I'm talking about. That MPW jobber.
[Crunch gets up and kicks the chair out of the way.]
I'm talking about you Raynolds. You and me. This Thursday,you will get crunched on a different level of pain. Different level of punishment. Different level of game! You will be crushed,whipped and kicked around. You're nothing but a joke Raynolds. Everyone knows it,I know it,the staff know it. You're just practice for me. You're nothing but a sparring partner! Jared,you're pathetic,weak and a good for nothing to MPW!
[DC just smirks at hearing himself.]
MPW,get ready to see me dominate that jobber Jared Raynolds in the Pre-show moments of UnCivil War. There,I will make my mark in that very ring to show everyone what I got. I will drop Raynolds hard with my power,weaken him with my submissions and finish him off once and for all so that all he'll do is lose to every rookie that comes to MPW. Jared doesn't stand a chance against me. I'll climb the ladder in MPW and someday,make it to the top and become champion. But Raynolds,you're my first obstacle. A hurdle,a small rock. The only wrestler you can beat is your mother who always lets you win because she loves you. But I will hold nothing back. I'll drop you,slam you,maul you. Come this Thursday Raynolds,YOU'RE THROUGH! YOU WILL GO DOWN IN THE BOOK OF HISTORY AS THE MOST BEATEN WRESTLER IN MPW! Once I've made my mark,you won't ever be the same again after I take you out. You are the weakest,worst wrestler in MPW. Even the major stars know you're a jobber and you always be Raynolds. You're nothing but a wuss. Every hit you take,will make me stronger and more fierce and much more powerful. The only thing you'll remember Jared,is being in the hospital hooked up to an I.V. where the doctors are still trying to fix you. Raynolds,the only problem you're gonna have is me kicking your ass around the ring until you cry uncle and I pin your sorry ass away. If you think you have the guts to beat me,you're dead wrong. Keep thinking that,and I'll make that ring out there,your grave that night. So think twice before making final decisions. Think wrong,and it's a stroll with the vultures into the desert. So Raynolds,watch yourself or....get.....CRUNCHED!
Fade to black...
They always say the ring is a cold place. Almost as if it's nothing but a trap room thats always awaiting injury from someone who just isn't that strong. They make one wrong step,and BOOM,they're gone like that. Even the slightest mishap,can lead to destruction and injury.
[Sudden cut scenes show many moves with bad landings such as when Brock Lesnar powerbombed Hardcore Holly wrong.]
But I see the ring as a war ground. A place where men can act like men. Warriors. A place where men can take out their anger. As if gladiators doing battle in front of the biggest crowd of the century.
[More scenes show many men who have been bloodified in the ring. Especially John Cena,Triple H,Shawn Michaels,Undertaker and others.]
To me,the ring is only a cold place when men have bloodshed in a cage or busted open by a weapon. Take the Eddie Guerrero vs JBL match on that one epside of Smackdown. Complete bloodshed in that match. Both bodies were battered and bruised but only came out victorious.
[Flashback of the match,especially the part where Eddie got busted open badly.]
But I'm not here to discuss about the past. I'm here to talk about the future. I'm talking about UnCivil War. I'm talking about bringing fire to the ring. I'm here to talk about whats gonna happen at UnCivil War. What fierceness,power,and domination is gonna be unleashed. You all know who I'm talking about. That MPW jobber.
[Crunch gets up and kicks the chair out of the way.]
I'm talking about you Raynolds. You and me. This Thursday,you will get crunched on a different level of pain. Different level of punishment. Different level of game! You will be crushed,whipped and kicked around. You're nothing but a joke Raynolds. Everyone knows it,I know it,the staff know it. You're just practice for me. You're nothing but a sparring partner! Jared,you're pathetic,weak and a good for nothing to MPW!
[DC just smirks at hearing himself.]
MPW,get ready to see me dominate that jobber Jared Raynolds in the Pre-show moments of UnCivil War. There,I will make my mark in that very ring to show everyone what I got. I will drop Raynolds hard with my power,weaken him with my submissions and finish him off once and for all so that all he'll do is lose to every rookie that comes to MPW. Jared doesn't stand a chance against me. I'll climb the ladder in MPW and someday,make it to the top and become champion. But Raynolds,you're my first obstacle. A hurdle,a small rock. The only wrestler you can beat is your mother who always lets you win because she loves you. But I will hold nothing back. I'll drop you,slam you,maul you. Come this Thursday Raynolds,YOU'RE THROUGH! YOU WILL GO DOWN IN THE BOOK OF HISTORY AS THE MOST BEATEN WRESTLER IN MPW! Once I've made my mark,you won't ever be the same again after I take you out. You are the weakest,worst wrestler in MPW. Even the major stars know you're a jobber and you always be Raynolds. You're nothing but a wuss. Every hit you take,will make me stronger and more fierce and much more powerful. The only thing you'll remember Jared,is being in the hospital hooked up to an I.V. where the doctors are still trying to fix you. Raynolds,the only problem you're gonna have is me kicking your ass around the ring until you cry uncle and I pin your sorry ass away. If you think you have the guts to beat me,you're dead wrong. Keep thinking that,and I'll make that ring out there,your grave that night. So think twice before making final decisions. Think wrong,and it's a stroll with the vultures into the desert. So Raynolds,watch yourself or....get.....CRUNCHED!
Fade to black...