Post by Emi's Imaginary Friend on Nov 26, 2012 15:30:29 GMT -5
"Why did I hire such a useless wedding planner? I asked for blue roses. I even asked for them live on TNT!! What more can I do to get that through his thick skull, other than bash it in!?"
Ms. Biguns was clearly upset. As the day of her wedding drew ever closer, she became more and more concerned about making her special day the most spectacular day in her entire life. She was obsessed with having everything perfect, which is more than could be said about the groom to be. While he was taking part in radio and talk shows, she was working her ass off, organizing everything to her vision of perfection. Needless to say she was a little frustrated and and little upset with him. And the phone call with him earlier did not help the situation.
After yet another frustrating day where she could have pulled out every string of hair on her head, she was ready to take a day off and leave him do some of the preparations. That was, until she realized the date. Before she knew it there was a knock on the door. She reluctantly answered, and in came an all too familiar face.
"HI PUMPKIN!!"
Jessica Hosenstein. Jasmine's older sister, and possibly the most annoying woman you could possibly meet. Not too long ago she finally realized that her baby sister was finally getting married, and needless to say, she had to stick her nose in.
"Hi Jessica."
"Well? Aren't you going to invite me in?"
Ms. Biguns reluctantly nodded her head and let her in. Jessica immediately dropped all her shopping bags on the sofa.
"I still can't believe it. My sweet little piggy is finally going to settle into wedded bliss!"
"For the last time, don't call me that!!"
"Oh shurrup I know you love it!"
She pinched Jasmine's cheek, but her hand is immediately slashed off her face.
"You always had the chubbiest little cheeks my darling!"
"Cut the crap. What do you want anyway?"
"Why I just come to help you out a little. How long is it? Two weeks now? How much planning have you done?"
"For your information I'm doing just fine. Everything's going according to plan.
"Oh really? And what about your hubby to be? I haven't even met him yet! Is he playing his part in all this?"
"Yes he is!"
"Oh come on, don't kid me. I can tell when you're lying. Do you think you're making the right choice here? I mean, what kind of a man proposes to a woman who's wearing lingerie!? What kind of a man gropes a woman's boob live on television? Are you sure this is what you want?"
"What are you talking about? I know it wasn't the proposal I imagined, but I still love him regardless! I let him do all these things to me because I love him and he loves me. You just can't stand the fact that I'm finally moving up in the world and marrying someone who loves me dearly. You can't stand the fact that your baby sister is finally growing up!"
"Oh no, you've got it wrong. I'm thrilled that you're finally tying the knot with someone. I just think that he may or may not be the right man for you..."
"Stop right there. I've been hearing this time and time again. Johnny is the right man for me. I just know it! I know it in my heart! He's the man of my dreams!"
"But then again, he's not the only person I'm worried about..."
"Oh?"
"What about his ex? Laura Tavares?"
"Oh that skank can go jump under a bus for all I care!"
"I mean, the wedding is only two weeks away, and this Thursday you're going to face her in a match? After what she did to Bliss?"
"That doesn't bother me. It doesn't matter what she does to me? And you know why? Because I know that no matter what, I'll have the last laugh. At the end of the day, I'm the one with Johnny's arm around my shoulder, I'm the one that has Johnny's ring around my finger, and I'm going to be the one looking into his eyes as we exchange our vows. It doesn't take a mind reader to know what is wrong with that cow. She is absolutely jealous of me because he doesn't love her anymore. Everything she does now is because she can't stand the fact that she can't be with him anymore! No matter what happens in the ring, I know that I'm better than her!"
"Even if she smashes your face and breaks your nose or kicks you in the..."
"Well she's not going to do any of those things any because I won't let her! That dirty slut put her hands on me for the last time last week! Believe me, she will not be doing that to me again, and that will be the last time she gets the better of me!"
"Yeah? Well good luck with that anyway. But oh I almost forgot! On my way here I spotted a few great ideas for your wedding dress!"
Jessica leaped up and grabbed her shopping bags.
"But I already..."
"You've got to see these heels! Oh they are just to die for!!"
Ms. Biguns let out a loud sigh. For her, the day had only just begun. To be honest, I pity anybody who has to spend the day being dressed up by a woman as obnoxious as Jessica, but then again, I'd prefer to be on her good side rather than the opposite...
Ms. Biguns was clearly upset. As the day of her wedding drew ever closer, she became more and more concerned about making her special day the most spectacular day in her entire life. She was obsessed with having everything perfect, which is more than could be said about the groom to be. While he was taking part in radio and talk shows, she was working her ass off, organizing everything to her vision of perfection. Needless to say she was a little frustrated and and little upset with him. And the phone call with him earlier did not help the situation.
After yet another frustrating day where she could have pulled out every string of hair on her head, she was ready to take a day off and leave him do some of the preparations. That was, until she realized the date. Before she knew it there was a knock on the door. She reluctantly answered, and in came an all too familiar face.
"HI PUMPKIN!!"
Jessica Hosenstein. Jasmine's older sister, and possibly the most annoying woman you could possibly meet. Not too long ago she finally realized that her baby sister was finally getting married, and needless to say, she had to stick her nose in.
"Hi Jessica."
"Well? Aren't you going to invite me in?"
Ms. Biguns reluctantly nodded her head and let her in. Jessica immediately dropped all her shopping bags on the sofa.
"I still can't believe it. My sweet little piggy is finally going to settle into wedded bliss!"
"For the last time, don't call me that!!"
"Oh shurrup I know you love it!"
She pinched Jasmine's cheek, but her hand is immediately slashed off her face.
"You always had the chubbiest little cheeks my darling!"
"Cut the crap. What do you want anyway?"
"Why I just come to help you out a little. How long is it? Two weeks now? How much planning have you done?"
"For your information I'm doing just fine. Everything's going according to plan.
"Oh really? And what about your hubby to be? I haven't even met him yet! Is he playing his part in all this?"
"Yes he is!"
"Oh come on, don't kid me. I can tell when you're lying. Do you think you're making the right choice here? I mean, what kind of a man proposes to a woman who's wearing lingerie!? What kind of a man gropes a woman's boob live on television? Are you sure this is what you want?"
"What are you talking about? I know it wasn't the proposal I imagined, but I still love him regardless! I let him do all these things to me because I love him and he loves me. You just can't stand the fact that I'm finally moving up in the world and marrying someone who loves me dearly. You can't stand the fact that your baby sister is finally growing up!"
"Oh no, you've got it wrong. I'm thrilled that you're finally tying the knot with someone. I just think that he may or may not be the right man for you..."
"Stop right there. I've been hearing this time and time again. Johnny is the right man for me. I just know it! I know it in my heart! He's the man of my dreams!"
"But then again, he's not the only person I'm worried about..."
"Oh?"
"What about his ex? Laura Tavares?"
"Oh that skank can go jump under a bus for all I care!"
"I mean, the wedding is only two weeks away, and this Thursday you're going to face her in a match? After what she did to Bliss?"
"That doesn't bother me. It doesn't matter what she does to me? And you know why? Because I know that no matter what, I'll have the last laugh. At the end of the day, I'm the one with Johnny's arm around my shoulder, I'm the one that has Johnny's ring around my finger, and I'm going to be the one looking into his eyes as we exchange our vows. It doesn't take a mind reader to know what is wrong with that cow. She is absolutely jealous of me because he doesn't love her anymore. Everything she does now is because she can't stand the fact that she can't be with him anymore! No matter what happens in the ring, I know that I'm better than her!"
"Even if she smashes your face and breaks your nose or kicks you in the..."
"Well she's not going to do any of those things any because I won't let her! That dirty slut put her hands on me for the last time last week! Believe me, she will not be doing that to me again, and that will be the last time she gets the better of me!"
"Yeah? Well good luck with that anyway. But oh I almost forgot! On my way here I spotted a few great ideas for your wedding dress!"
Jessica leaped up and grabbed her shopping bags.
"But I already..."
"You've got to see these heels! Oh they are just to die for!!"
Ms. Biguns let out a loud sigh. For her, the day had only just begun. To be honest, I pity anybody who has to spend the day being dressed up by a woman as obnoxious as Jessica, but then again, I'd prefer to be on her good side rather than the opposite...
