Post by To Be Announced on Nov 28, 2012 15:42:59 GMT -5
Dammit Ms. Biguns! I wish, I really wish you didn't go ahead with this. I don't know what, but I have this serious feeling that something bad is going to happen. If only I could persuade you somehow. But as long as your with that cunt of a jackass, then there's not much I can do about it. And you know what? Maybe it's for the best. I haven't been delivering the goods in my matches lately, but this time, this time I'm going for the gold. Number one contendership for the Television title huh? Not what I expected, but as long as it takes my mind off this whole wedding fiasco, I'm game! Oh no, it's not that I don't want a title shot, in fact it's quite the opposite! With a championship belt around my waist, people are bound to recognize me as a real contender here in MPW! And if that's what it takes to put this whole affair between Biguns and Clash behind me, then so be it!
Oops. Better stop rambling to myself now. The press are at my doorstep once again. How do I look? Not like it matters anyway. It's just that I haven't seen Tasha in so long, not since she stood me up for the third time the other night. Don't know why I should bother anyway. Okay, let's not think that way right now. Let's just get this out of the way...
Chicken: Wait...you're not Tasha?
Tim Bowers: Wow, what gave it away? The fact that I don't have tits?
What the fuck is this moron doing here? Ever since I stepped into MPW this idiot has had it in for me for no apparent reason.
Chicken: Where's Tasha?
Tim Bowers: I'm afraid Ms. Jordan couldn't make it tonight, so she sent me in her place.
Chicken: Oh, great.
Tim Bowers: Yes, well, shall we get started?
Chicken: Yeah, sure...
Can't believe she didn't show up again? What could possibly be preventing her from seeing me? Starting to miss her beautiful face, and now really wanting to punch this guy's face...
Tim Bowers: Are we set?
Cameraman: Yep.
Tim Bowers: Okay, so then, thanks for having us at your home Chicken.
Chicken: Yeah no problem.
Tim Bowers: Now first of all, probably what's on everyone's mind right now. What's up between you and Laura Tavares?
Chicken: Huh?
Tim Bowers: Well, after what happened last week, there are rumors that you and Laura might be developing something together...
Chicken: Not that I know of...
Tim Bowers: But surely there must have been a reason why she came out to carry you from the carnage left behind by Johnny Clash and Biguns...
Chicken: As far as I know there is nothing going on between me and Laura.
Tim Bowers: Yeah? Well we better leave that one for another time. Secondly, you were recently announced to compete in a number one contender's match for the Television title against Jason Xavier at Uncivil War. Do you think that maybe this decision was made out of pity?
Chicken: What's that supposed to mean?
Tim Bowers: Well, after everything you've been through the past couple of weeks, surely you can't believe that you deserve an opportunity like this...
Chicken: I'm gonna ignore that last comment and answer your question by saying that no, I don't believe I was put in this match out of pity. Since I came here to MPW, I've been working my ass off trying to make a name for myself, and to say that this opportunity was merely handed to me out of sympathy is a slap to the face. I deserve a title shot just as much as Trey Baxter deserves to be the world champion! I'll admit that this opportunity was a surprise to me when I first heard it was announced, but I think that Madd Katt made the right decision there. It doesn't really come down to wins or losses, what matters is the effort, and I am determined to work as hard as I possibly can to walk out of Uncivil War as the number one contender.
Tim Bowers: Great little speech there, but there are still many people not just in the roster that feel that you don't deserve this spot. One in particular is your upcoming opponent, Jason Xavier.
Chicken: Jason Xavier is a guy like me. A guy who's been down on his luck and losing a lot of matches lately.. He was recently dumped by the True Wrestling Icons and has been on a losing streak here in MPW. I guess we're in the same boat here. We both have a shot at the TV title. The problem however is that only one of us will earn this shot. While one of us goes on to compete for the TV title and head off with a rejuvenated career, the other will still be down in the slums losing match after match. This opportunity is exactly the inspiration that both of us need to get back to our winning ways, but unfortunately only one of us will be able to move on. You know what though Jason? The person that'll be moving on will be me. And you know why? Because I'm more determined, more focused and more driven to achieve this opportunity, and I also have the support of the MPW fans to back me up, and with their support, I'm sure that I'm gonna be the one to come out with a shot at the TV title.
Tim Bowers: Talking of the TV title, if you somehow manage to earn that title shot, who would you rather face for the gold?
Chicken: Personally I have no preference. I'm sure Roxi and I would blow the roof off the building if we ever faced each other for the title, and there's nothing that I'd like more than to revisit an old rivalry and beat Brandon's pussy ass all over again on a much higher level! But before I worry about that, I'm more concerned with taking on Jason Xavier to earn this opportunity this week. A lot of wrestlers make the mistake of underestimating their opponents, mostly just because they're smaller or weaker than them. But not me. I never underestimate my opponents, and I certainly don't underestimate Jason. I'm sure this will be one hell of a contest. I just hope that Jason won't underestimate me, because I want no excuses when I beat his ass at Uncivil War!
Tim Bowers: Big words...for such a small man...and certainly you'll have to make a major improvement this week if you want to beat a competitor as gifted and talented as Jason, especially after what you've been through the past couple of weeks. And just so you know, there will be no women for you to hide behind at Uncivil War...
Chicken: What the hell is wrong with you? Seriously Tim, why don't you go fuck yourself! If you don't like me that's your problem. Just don't come into my home and give me this kind of verbal trash!
Tim Bowers: Hey man, I'm just doing my job here!
Chicken: Yeah? Well I think you better do your job somewhere else, because we're done here!
Tim Bowers: Whatever man, I hope you get your ass kicked on Friday!
Chicken: Get the hell out of my apartment!
Dammit, I do not need his shit right now! Right now I've gotta get ready for this match. A huge opportunity awaits. I've been in this dark tunnel for too long, and it's about time I reach the end and return to the light!
Oops. Better stop rambling to myself now. The press are at my doorstep once again. How do I look? Not like it matters anyway. It's just that I haven't seen Tasha in so long, not since she stood me up for the third time the other night. Don't know why I should bother anyway. Okay, let's not think that way right now. Let's just get this out of the way...
Chicken: Wait...you're not Tasha?
Tim Bowers: Wow, what gave it away? The fact that I don't have tits?
What the fuck is this moron doing here? Ever since I stepped into MPW this idiot has had it in for me for no apparent reason.
Chicken: Where's Tasha?
Tim Bowers: I'm afraid Ms. Jordan couldn't make it tonight, so she sent me in her place.
Chicken: Oh, great.
Tim Bowers: Yes, well, shall we get started?
Chicken: Yeah, sure...
Can't believe she didn't show up again? What could possibly be preventing her from seeing me? Starting to miss her beautiful face, and now really wanting to punch this guy's face...
Tim Bowers: Are we set?
Cameraman: Yep.
Tim Bowers: Okay, so then, thanks for having us at your home Chicken.
Chicken: Yeah no problem.
Tim Bowers: Now first of all, probably what's on everyone's mind right now. What's up between you and Laura Tavares?
Chicken: Huh?
Tim Bowers: Well, after what happened last week, there are rumors that you and Laura might be developing something together...
Chicken: Not that I know of...
Tim Bowers: But surely there must have been a reason why she came out to carry you from the carnage left behind by Johnny Clash and Biguns...
Chicken: As far as I know there is nothing going on between me and Laura.
Tim Bowers: Yeah? Well we better leave that one for another time. Secondly, you were recently announced to compete in a number one contender's match for the Television title against Jason Xavier at Uncivil War. Do you think that maybe this decision was made out of pity?
Chicken: What's that supposed to mean?
Tim Bowers: Well, after everything you've been through the past couple of weeks, surely you can't believe that you deserve an opportunity like this...
Chicken: I'm gonna ignore that last comment and answer your question by saying that no, I don't believe I was put in this match out of pity. Since I came here to MPW, I've been working my ass off trying to make a name for myself, and to say that this opportunity was merely handed to me out of sympathy is a slap to the face. I deserve a title shot just as much as Trey Baxter deserves to be the world champion! I'll admit that this opportunity was a surprise to me when I first heard it was announced, but I think that Madd Katt made the right decision there. It doesn't really come down to wins or losses, what matters is the effort, and I am determined to work as hard as I possibly can to walk out of Uncivil War as the number one contender.
Tim Bowers: Great little speech there, but there are still many people not just in the roster that feel that you don't deserve this spot. One in particular is your upcoming opponent, Jason Xavier.
Chicken: Jason Xavier is a guy like me. A guy who's been down on his luck and losing a lot of matches lately.. He was recently dumped by the True Wrestling Icons and has been on a losing streak here in MPW. I guess we're in the same boat here. We both have a shot at the TV title. The problem however is that only one of us will earn this shot. While one of us goes on to compete for the TV title and head off with a rejuvenated career, the other will still be down in the slums losing match after match. This opportunity is exactly the inspiration that both of us need to get back to our winning ways, but unfortunately only one of us will be able to move on. You know what though Jason? The person that'll be moving on will be me. And you know why? Because I'm more determined, more focused and more driven to achieve this opportunity, and I also have the support of the MPW fans to back me up, and with their support, I'm sure that I'm gonna be the one to come out with a shot at the TV title.
Tim Bowers: Talking of the TV title, if you somehow manage to earn that title shot, who would you rather face for the gold?
Chicken: Personally I have no preference. I'm sure Roxi and I would blow the roof off the building if we ever faced each other for the title, and there's nothing that I'd like more than to revisit an old rivalry and beat Brandon's pussy ass all over again on a much higher level! But before I worry about that, I'm more concerned with taking on Jason Xavier to earn this opportunity this week. A lot of wrestlers make the mistake of underestimating their opponents, mostly just because they're smaller or weaker than them. But not me. I never underestimate my opponents, and I certainly don't underestimate Jason. I'm sure this will be one hell of a contest. I just hope that Jason won't underestimate me, because I want no excuses when I beat his ass at Uncivil War!
Tim Bowers: Big words...for such a small man...and certainly you'll have to make a major improvement this week if you want to beat a competitor as gifted and talented as Jason, especially after what you've been through the past couple of weeks. And just so you know, there will be no women for you to hide behind at Uncivil War...
Chicken: What the hell is wrong with you? Seriously Tim, why don't you go fuck yourself! If you don't like me that's your problem. Just don't come into my home and give me this kind of verbal trash!
Tim Bowers: Hey man, I'm just doing my job here!
Chicken: Yeah? Well I think you better do your job somewhere else, because we're done here!
Tim Bowers: Whatever man, I hope you get your ass kicked on Friday!
Chicken: Get the hell out of my apartment!
Dammit, I do not need his shit right now! Right now I've gotta get ready for this match. A huge opportunity awaits. I've been in this dark tunnel for too long, and it's about time I reach the end and return to the light!