I Am YOUR King

[ethancage]

{Instant Replay}

-Press Start-

The camera opens up on Ash Soulsfate who is sitting in a car staring at his X-Core title, in the backseat. One man who didn't win the king of the mountain match to get this title now challenges him to take it without truly earning it. Without going through the trials that Ash did, when the MPW couldn't care who he was. Now Kuk says that this X-Core defines Ash, and yet Kuk wants it so that he can challenge the world with it. To get out from under Tj's shadow, the man contually tries to belittle Ash Soulsfate and yet he comes to him to define himself with that same X-Core title. Nevermind the incredible matches, that Ash has brought to this land of the MPW. Instead Kuk has decided to take the shortcut route and beat one man and try to take over what Ash has done. Kuk's voice still rings in Ash's ear, and so does the feel of his face against his boot. And now he begs for a match against Ash, after a one sided match that was mostly Ash. Never did a man that thought so little of Ash, get his ass handed to him like Terrin did. This man was the champion of PBW, this man had just beaten Jordan Storm but in one night Ash demolished him along with three other men at After Shock. Because he could, because he had to prove to the world that Kuk was indeed beatable. And now Kuk is left with the feeling that Ash was feeling last week, the anger, the frustration, the desperation prior to After Shock. It is an indeed fact that Ash has awoken PBW's former champion. Ash Soulsfate has been here eleven weeks and it's been one of the most exciting times not only in his career, but he knows in MPW's short life, that this is one of the best times to be in the MPW and that's partly because of the man you see before you. Ash seems to be waiting for something, he looks at the title once again. Is it possible he may lose it, yes, let's be honest it's going to take a lot to beat Kuk Killswitch once again, but it's the challenge that makes this all the more sweet. Ash must make his name on this title, not just as the first X-Core Champion, but as a very viable one. But the mere fact that Kuk Killswitch would be holding the title without truly being the owner makes Kuk Killswitch the sham Andre and Kuk claimed Ash Soulsfate to be. Will he defend it with absolutely everything he has in him, well, do you remember what it took for Ash to get this honor, imagine what he'll go through....to keep it. Something catches Ash's attention, his gaze doesn't move. When the camera looks, we see Poe and Ash Soulsfate's agent Bobby Ball. Ash is wearing an Ozzy shirt, jeans and a motorcycle jacket with the Dark Knight logo embeded into it. As the camera searches around it's evident that we are in Bobby's limo. Once Bobby and Poe are at the car, Ash lowers the window. Ash's eyes are shielded by gold framed ray bans. Bobby shakes his head standing there in a suit. Poe is wearing a Sally from Nightmare before Christmas baby tee, jeans and an open leather coat.

Bobby: He's not there.

Poe: I'm hungry.

Ash: ...

Bobby: Can we leave now?

Ash: No.

Bobby: Ash, you're not hearing me, Kuk Killswitch is not in there. We are in New York for no reason, and in Hell's Kitchen no less.

Ash: We are here because Kuk Killswitch wants me in a X-Core rules match, so I've come to show him that the real king of X-Core has come ...to greet him.

Bobby looks around scared.

Bobby: Listen, I have news that Terrin Reign might be looking for you after what you did to him last week...and the week before.

Ash: Fuck that overgrown bitch.

Bobby: Andre Dixon, Kuk Killswitch and now Terrin Reign? Jesus Christ Ash, you have more men gunning for you than MPW's World Heavyweight champion.

Ash: What, are you trying to cheer me up?

Ash actually smirks thinking that last statement was sort of true.

Poe: Ash baby, what do you want to do?

Ash opens the door and steps out and sighs.

Bobby: What are you doing?

Ash: What's the problem Bobby?

Bobby: This guy was said to have been coming here since he was 18 when he had a fake i.d. These people share a beer with him whenever he's in town, we are in Kuk's hometown and you want to go in his supposed favorite bar?

Ash: I'm just surprised it's not a gay bar. And he resides in Ozone Park, there's a good chance he's not even here.

Poe: Driver, trunk.

Bobby: And you, where are you going?

The trunk pops open and Poe goes to it. She zips up her jacket, slides on a pair of black gloves and reaches into the trunk and pulls out a crowbar.

Bobby: Let's just handle this at Uncivil War.

Ash turns to Bobby.

Ash: I don't need you to go in there with me-

Poe: With us.

Ash looks at the look in Poe's eyes and knows she's not going to be talked out of this. Ash looks back at Bobby.

Ash: You comin'?

Bobby: You buyin'?

Ash: I'm buyin'.

Bobby: You drive a hard bargain.

Bobby looks at his driver and looks like a third base coach giving him hand signals to which Ash is confused, the driver tips the bill of his hat in confirmation, Bobby nods. The three begin to walk towards the bar.

Ash: What the hell was that all about?

Bobby: There are some locals I represent, as well as a few I represent for the New York Wrestling League. I just told him to contact them and if anything happens before they are notified, there's a gun in the glove compartment.

Ash: Why didn't you just tell him that?

Bobby: Because it's more fun to do it my way.

As Poe walks with the men, she rests the crowbar on her shoulder, a sense of fear in her heart but her want of protection over the man she loves outweighs it. The three come upon the entrance and walk in, as if on cue as soon as Ash's feet enter the place, the opening riff to Kashmir plays by Led Zeppelin. The locals look at Ash, who still hasn't taken off his sunglasses, not budging and with a serious face. Poe surveys the place waiting for the first attack, and Bobby with a cell phone looking as if waiting for the confirmation that his clientele are coming. Pictures of Kuk Killswitch holding the PBW title are scattered amongst the place, as well as a few action shots. Ash walks to a table, pulls out a chair for Poe, she sits and places the crowbar across the table. Ash takes his jacket off and hangs it on the back of his chair, then sits. Bobby sits, his eyes constantly scanning the room. A female server holding a tray walks up with her shirt cut at the belly and wearing black spandex.

Server: What can I get for yous?

Poe: Hello Kitty shot and a Heinekin.

Ash: Shot of Patron and a large Blue Moon, and keep 'em coming.

Bobby: Jack and Coke.

Server: Sure thing Gentlemen and Lady.

The server walks to the bar, climbs the stool and then stands on the bar.

Bobby: Looks like we've got something.

Bobby looks at his phone.

Server: Ladies and gentlemen it would seem we have a celebrity with us. No it's not our usual celebrity Kuk, the Hardcore Reject, no no, it's the man who beat him and who is really at fault, Terrin, just last week, Mr. Ash Soulsfate. Let's make him feel welcomed.

Bobby sees guys in flannel whispering, and a few metalheads staring at their table, and still Ash hasn't budged.

Bobby: Let's get out of here Ethan.

Ash: ....

A group of men huddle before walking over to Ash's table. And just like the movies, the shortest one of the huge men is the leader and the speaker of the group.

Man: So you're him, the big shot, Ash Soulsfate.

Ash looks at the men with a deadpan face.

Man: We've seen your stuff, we saw what you did to our hometown kid.

And right then and there, the edge of the crowbar hanging off the table, Poe ax kicks the crowbar with everything she has, the crowbar over tilts, the otherside head hits one of the group in the balls. His eyes almost popping out of his face before he falls to the ground.

Man: Whoa, whoa, that's not what this is about. We just wanted to say hello and maybe shake your hand.

Bobby: You're not angry that he beat Kuk?

Man: Are you kidding? Hell no we aren't mad, that mofo is on these walls and we have to see them every single day of our lives as we come here after work. After his wins, he comes in here and tells us the story of how it all went down, even though this place plays Thursday Night Takedown every week.

Ash stands up, and just then the drinks are dropped off to his table.

Man: Ash, I saw that Kuk didn't give you the time of day, he looked passed you and even when he won that X-Core qualifying match, he said that he won fair and square and that you have a chip on your shoulder.

Ash: The only thing I have on my shoulder, is the X-Core Championship.

Man: He's picking himself up off the ground and scrambling to sound like the threat he once was. I guess he's the one with the chip on his shoulder now, isn't he?

Ash: I did what I said I would, I said I would be Kuk's first loss here in the MPW, I fuckin' promised it and it happened. We are two and none and all of the sudden, I've done everyone a favor by showing the world that he is indeed beatable.

Man: I know but he didn't have one ounce of offense in that match.

Ash: That's a bit of an exageration, but not much of one.

Man: Awesome.

Ash smirks.

Ash: I know.

Ash holds up his shot and nods to the men before drinking the shot.

Man: What was it like to be in complete control of Kuk?

Ash: I am a very determined man. Earlier that night the world told me that my X-Core title defined me, that it was all I had going for me. And I've busted my ass every week for my own career, for a boss that is so enthralled in his pitiful empire, for a GM who is clamoring for the same amount of power that Ms Biguns had. Every week I make my middle card match a main event level match that was before they put me in the main event, now those are pay per view worthy, whether I'm facing a Frost, remember him?... or I'm facing Kuk Killswitch. I've woken him up the way he has me, and his ego won't allow himself to be seen as beatable. You see kids, he humbled me when he threw me out of that ring the week before After Shock and now I try so much harder, but with his losses to me, we see the opposite. He will go on and on and make excuses of how I beat him last week, but the evidence is there. You all saw it.

Bartender: Well I think the whole thing is bullshit.

Ash: Do you?

Man: He's the reason we have all these pictures that we have to look at everyday.

Bartender: That's right, he is a howntown boy and we take pride in our hometown boys, much as you Los Angeles fags do. By the way, how's Obama and that "change" that never happened?

Ash looks at the man.

Ash: Does he know we have the same president?

Man: We don't come here for his brains, we come here for his booze.

Ash walks towards the bartender.

Bobby: Ash.

Ash: Settle down Bobby.

Ash makes it to the bar.

Ash: You've overcompensated in trying so hard to be respected as a state, your state has gone from trying to prove themselves to thinking you are better than Los Angeles. And much as Kuk looked down on me, much as his ignorant ass STILL looks down on me, you don't see what I've accomplished, you look to your hometown boy to beat me because somehow that's New York beating Los Angeles, like it's some kind of football game. You don't look at the men, you look for pieces of yourself to be represented, as if his accomplishments are yours somehow. Believe me, I got over all that once I was a Raider fan. I don't care if he comes in here and gets treated as a king, because of your own insecurities, because when he walks into a X-Core rules match with me I'm bringing the X-Core to him. I did not become the man you see before you in just wrestling plants. It's the people who called our sport fake, it's the people that think they can take us wrestlers because of what they perceive.

Man: What do you mean?

Ash: Have you ever seen a Bruce Lee movie, and walked out of the theater thinking you know that shit. Or when you watched the Matrix and thought, fuck that, I can do that shit. Same principle.

Bartender: Kuk Killswitch is like the nephew I always wanted.

Ash: Yeah you have that look.

Bartender: What look?

Ash: That molester uncle look.

Bartender: How dare you, I have half a mind to-

Ash: Well that explains why you like Kuk Killswitch so much, you have half a mind.

Bartender: Get out.

Ash: I haven't finished my beer.

Bartender: I don't care.

Ash: Let's go to the people.

Ash turns around towards the people.

Ash: Do you think Kuk Killswitch represents you, think of the New York Yankees, The Jets, The Mets, even the Brooklyn Brawler, what Ric Flair did for North Carolina or Bret Hart that brought Canada to wrestling, draped with the Canadian flag. And now think of Kuk Killswitch, who represents an era of hardcore, an attitude era or an ECW era, where I, I make the X-Core Champion ship not only about weapons, I make it about wrestling. Is he bringing his hometown to wrestling, fuck that. Look around you, you take pride in a man that does not take pride in it's people. Why does he deserve your adoration, because he's from here. I'm not from here and people have already walked up to me to show me respect because I've beaten their glory boy. I beat him because of what I do in that ring, I learned from him in that king of the mountain match, when there were times where I thought I might not win this title, but I did. I embarrased the hell out of him this week and I didn't go whining to Madd Katt about a return match, I go directly to the man I had a problem with, I didn't attack him to start this feud, he did. I'm a man, not some whining bitch, who goes around the person and goes to fight Jordan Storm. And I don't think that's New York either. Now me, I'm a damn proud man of Los Angeles, but I'd never look down on New York, not after 911, you have awesome pizza, you don't have the drama Los Angeles has. Sure, there are some New Yorkers that are a bit snobbish, but have you ever been to Beverly Hills, we have snobs as well. I don't pretend to be America's glory boy, I represent the best in the world, no matter where I go, I will fight anyone, anywhere.

Ash: Since walking into the MPW, everyone has taken to me as an egotistical maniac, they think I'm like this company's Ric Flair, a man that used to go out and have to prove himself, but as soon as he begins to win, he turned into a man that wins but scales by. I don't do that, if I lose, I lose, but there will be a time when we face each other again and I will win. Whether the real egotistical maniacs care or not.

Bartender: Yeah but he sure brought to light your looks, that you are not X-Core like he is!

Ash: You idiot, have you seen what I do. Last week in an X-Core rules match, I was the only one still standing. With my arm raised, amongst multiple people within the match, it reminded me of After Shock.

Bartender: When Kuk gets ahold of you he's going to kick your ass.

Ash: What you should worry about old man, is me getting ahold of Kuk Killswitch. Because I am the one with something to lose here, and Moses, I don't lose anything.

Man # 2: You can't talk to Frances that way!

Man: Why not, he's only telling the truth. For years of Kuk's career, we've had to look at these pictures while we don't have any other greats as Bret Hart, no Stone Cold pictures, Trey Baxter, or Brandon Nytrus, or even Chicken for Christ's sakes....but that one I can understand.

Man #2: Kuk Killswitch comes in here whenever he can because he is the man of the people.

Man: He comes in here because Frances doesn't charge him to drink.

Poe takes out her cell phone knowing this is about to get good.

Man #2: Traitor!

Man: Fuck you, this isn't a hometown issue, this is about men standing up to people like Kuk Killswitch.

Man #2: That's it.

Poe snaps a picture as Man 1 punches Man 2.

Then a side choosing Kuk's side or simply choosing man # 2's side are fighting those fighting to protect man #1. Plain and simple bar fight central in this bar. Ash smiles wide at the bartender knowing what he has created.

Bartender: You son of a bitch, you waltz in here and caused this disharmony.

Ash: To be fair, you did, sticking up for your boy Kuk Killswitch. You've been shoving that kid down people's throats everyday and I was just the spark to ignite what was already going to happen.

The bartender brings out a hockey stick and walks out from behind the bar. Ash doesn't budge, doesn't even get a weapon himself. Bobby puts coins into the jukebox and Ash's theme Burn it Down by Five Finger Death Punch begins to play, and if a switch turns on in Ash, he takes off his shirt and holds it into his hand. Ash waits for the bartender to come closer and the bartender does so, he raises the hockey stick over his head, Ash throws the shirt into the man's face, turns quickly and swings his leg over Pele kicks the bartender square in the covered face. He does a running fall backwards over a table and then down to the ground. Ash looks at Bobby, who nods as if giving Ash permission to fight, Ash smiles. Ash turns, grabs a chair and hits a man in the back with it. All Ash sees are tons of "Kuk Killswitch's", as he's fighting them, that earlier female server hits Ash in the back with a tray. Poe superkicks the woman out of nowhere, she lands on the bartender, with her head landing in his crotch. The bartender's face now uncovered has a grin for some reason. Bobby is being held against the wall, he knees the man in the balls and breaks the cellphone over the man's face. Then fixes his tie and once again acts scared by the jukebox. Poe and another woman are fighting, this woman wearing a Kuk Killswitch shirt, and her shirt rips a little, then Poe rips the other woman's shirt clean off. The barfight begins to slow down as they are distracted by this catfight.

They all stop to watch.

Woman: That was my sister.

Poe: Sorry.

Woman: Now you're going to get it.

Poe: I wasn't apologizing for what I did, I apologized that she was your sister.

Woman: Bitch.

Poe: And I'm going to make you not forget it.

The woman comes in and Poe jumps, her feet landing on the woman's hips, Poe grabs the back of the woman's head and monkey flips the woman for what seems like yards. The woman holds her back and Poe pounces on her, they roll around and the men are mesmorized, some even cheering. They make it up to their feet and seperate, Poe goes for the superkick but the woman runs and tackles her to the ground. Poe elbows the woman in the head, it is evident that this woman has technique. This is no normal chick on the street, perhaps why she like Kuk in the first place. Poe holds up one finger, she places her hair in a ponytail. They circle each other, the woman hits Poe with everything she has, Poe lands against the wall, the woman comes in and runs a shoulder to Poe's ribs. Bobby becomes concerned.

Bobby: Perhaps we should leave.

Ash: I take Poe out of this fight, she'll be fighting me all the way home, she can take care of herself.

Poe is now in a seated position against the wall. The woman gets a few pats on the back, before she runs in to finish off Poe, she goes to hit a knee to Poe face to which Poe rolls out and the woman hits her knee against the wall. She holds her knee and Poe grabs her head and hits a ddt. The woman isn't moving, Poe slowly lifts up, picking herself up with a nearby stool, a drip of blood on the side of her lip.

Man: That was Cassie Rae.

Ash: Who's that?

Man: Cassie Racheal is a New York professional wrestler who works under the ringname Cassie Rae, man. CASSIE RAE! She debuted in May 2005 in Brooklyn. She's wrestled in Japan, and was in the Elite 8 tournament. Your girlfriend just beat up Cassie Rae in our bar.

Ash: Is that bad?

Man: You beat Kuk Killswitch, she beats Cassie Rae, you two are amazing. Listen, I'm going to talk to Frances and get this settled, I'm going to make sure we have some Ash Soulsfate pictures up here with Kuk Killswitch.

Ash: You sure you won't put them INSTEAD of Kuk Killswitch?

Man: I can't work miracles man, he is afterall, a New Yorker.

Cassie Rae rises behind but Poe who doesn't notice. Cassie Rae spears Poe's back, Poe hits the floor, holding her back. Cassie begins stomping on Poe's back. Cassie Rae picks up Poe and locks her in the foot choke against the wall. Poe's eyes wide, as Poe looks about to pass out, Poe uses the wall for leverage and pushes herself out. Cassie Rae lifts Poe who is trying to catch her breath and lifts up a motionless Poe, the camera scans over to Ash who has a concerned look on his face.

Ash: Call the driver.

Bobby: I can't....I don't have a phone.

Cassie Rae has Poe on her shoulders in a death valley driver position. She throws over Poe who lands on her feet. She looks at Ash and mouths the words I love you. She then throws her leg over and hits her own brand of Pele kick to Cassie Rae's face. The onlookers "Ooooh" in unison. The back of Cassie Rae's head hits the back of the jukebox and now the song Burn it Down is playing once again, as if stuck on the song. Poe lifts herself up and falls into Ash's arms.

Poe: Did I win?

Ash: Well, SHE didn't.

Man: You guys are a rowdy bunch.

Bobby: Let's get out of here.

Man #2: Listen, I'm a Kuk fan and after today, I'm also an AshSoulsfate fan, whatever happens, it's going to be an epic match the likes of Hogan/Warrior or Rock/Austin.

Man: You know what, it sort of reminds me of Steamboat/Flair when it was the hot thing going, but that's been ages. I'm in support of the match itself.

Ash: But am I going to whip his ass?

The Crowd: Hell Yeah!

Ash smiles, still holding up Poe, and stands looking at the camera having the visual support of this bar, the people of New York.

Ash: As much as you would love to perceive that you are coming for me Kuk, I'm coming for you in this X-Core rules match. And after this match, a few weeks after once again we'll face, and on and on, but what you need to get through that too many chairs shots skull is that I'm going to defend my title with everything I've got. You want this match because you think it was some sort of fluke because in your head, how good I am, is all in my head. But after what I did to you, I made sure it came off as an exclamation point. That match is and will always be in your history, and when the pay per view comes when you do face others, it will be without my X-Core title, and you will have to relive that loss to me for as long as your MPW career stands. That's because of your laziness and complacency, now you know how fuckin' serious I am. And now your hometown knows it as well.

The man places a blue New York Mets baseball cap on Ash backwards. Crowd bloodied, battered still cheers.

Crowd: Welcome ....to the Hunt!

Ash smirks and helps Poe off camera, as Bobby follows. As the camera steadies on the people and the place as it looks destroyed with broken pool cues, chairs and the bartender who is now hung up on the wall next to Kuk Hawkin's picture. Written on the bartender's stomach is "Soulsfate is coming..." As the camera fades to -

Voice: Wait a second.

Ash turns around to see a sasquatch and a manly woman, Ash's eyes bug out.

Ash: Yes?

Sasquatch: You don't plan to hurt my son do you?

Ash: Well Mr. Sasquatch-

Nicole: I'm Nicole Bass, he's the sasquatch!

Ash: Honest mistake. You see, it's an X-Core rules match. And what happens to your...uh son, is what he wanted. He came to me for his salvation, he came to me because he thinks I hold his future, and in many ways I do. I'm going to be the reason your son, leaves wrestling. I'm going to be the reason that he is seen as a failure in MPW. I can think of nothing better that to leave your bouncing baby boy in a pile of his own fat and broken bones. I earnt my title, and a hell of a lot of respect in that locker room. I have haters, and I have people that don't hold jealousy but are happy to have a guy like me in the company. Haters though, are what makes the world go 'round, because it only pushes me to have MORE haters. They hate because you can do what they can't and in most cases, that's entertain.

Nicole: Please, if you don't hurt my son, you can have me for one night.

Ash: You were better off, saying "to NOT have to have a night with you", besides, I don't dig dudes.

Ash turns around and the sasquatch growls.

Ash: Do something-

Ash still with his back to the sasquatch.

.....

Ash: That's what I thought.

Ash continues on his way out of the bar and into the night air once again, and the camera fades to black.


The X Stays with Me

The camera comes in on Ash Soulsfate, still taking in the new look, as he's standing as a tailor is taking his measurements, in a suit. Ash looks in the mirror and likes how he looks, it's not really his style so this must mean it's for an event. The tailor is a balding Italian man, and off to the side, is a velvet drape over a chair and atop that velvet drape is Ash's X-Core title. That's how he treats his title, as he represents this company's very first X-Core Champion and to Ash, that title being his first title in this company means a lot. Because you see, this is a title within the Millenium Pro Wrestling where if you win a title it is indeed an accomplishment.

Tailor: This will be ready by Thursday.

Ash: Excellent.

The tailor walks off with Ash's measurements. Ash faces the camera.

Ash: No, it's not what you think, I'm not going to all of the sudden be like Ric Flair, or start to wear suits and become someone you don't know. I'm still very much a t-shirt and jeans guy. But that's not why the cameraman showed up. He's here for my thoughts on Kuk Killswitch, the next man in line for my X-Core title belt. Well Kuk, it would appear that I indeed win yet another match over you, though it was a tag, at the end you were still laid out and I did get the pin to end that match.

Ash: You know Kuk, I know what this title means to you, and to see you fumble each week, and while I place the X-Core title in the limelight. I actually feel sorry for you, but I told you the week of the pay per view that I would ruin your life for throwing me out of that ring like I was nothing. I know that everything about you is engrained within the X-Core division, and I know I'm a jerk for keeping it from you. But with you, this title will be become the gimmicky title everyone expected it to be. I'm a wrestler of class, of sophistication and I'm a thoroughbred, for me to have this title, just doesn't make any sense and for me, that's the beauty of it. Because everyone that doubted me, that looked to you and Nytrus to make this title a rough and tumble, brawl title, now have to be reminded that it was me that brought this title home that fateful night. They have to remember it was me that IS and will alway be, the king of the mountain.

Ash: Now I know how you've upped your game and how now you're this different person, now you're motivated or whatever this version of you is. I don't buy it, it's the same horseshit it's always been. And let's just put it this way, should you ever get my title, TJ Pain has proven that he could take it from you, just like that. All because you didn't want his help, or what he refers to as "reliving the good times". You two are peas in a pod, you would think that it'd work out but no, you're stuck on stupid and think that you will beat me. Now the tables are turned aren't they, you are now seen as the underdog as I was seen going in to After Shock. Now everyone is looking at you and asking themselves can he do it, just as you are. Well let me stop you there, no you can't. Kuk, because you dress like a slob doesn't make you X-Core. Not to mention my outstanding ability in the ring, you see you've just gained the determination while me, I've always had it. I won't drop my title to you because I feel sorry for you, because that would involve me losing a match, and I won't do that willingly.

Ash: What's sad is that you're bringing weapons and calling my world, your kingdom. Well I hold your suppposed kingdom around my awesome waist where it belongs. I don't care if you bring a fuckin' tank to the ring, bitch, I'm Ash Soulsfate, born and made from the gods themselves. I'm going to make this title, the bane of your existence and no matter how much you pine for it, as long as it's on me you silly little bitch, I will always keep it out of your reach. How will you look Kuk, how will you look when everything that is you, your gimmick, is on me. And it's going to stay on me, you understand me, see, even when you manage to get this belt later down the line, it won't be through me and you'll live out your MPW career never beating me for it, therefore never making you the real champion.

Ash: God, ain't life grand, that's what you have to look forward to. Come on, do you remember last week when I walked into the ring and I hit a homerun with your head. Because I do. And what is it that you do, oh that's right you bring in lightbulbs that look cool when they shatter but don't hurt anyone. Wasn't it laughable when you hit Terrin with one of those lightbulbs and nothing happened, he looked at you like you hit him with a dry towel. Then again, when Terrin ducked out of the way and TJ hit you with a chair and the fans cheered, now that had to hurt your already bruised ego. Your promos as of late are full of you sucking up to the fans, giving out autographs, trying to sleep with young boys sisters, and yet you get taken out by a chair shot and everyone is ecstatic. See, just because you're catering to them, you expect gratitude and respect. But what have you done to get it. What did you do in our last match, you were an extra while I was the main star of the movie. This is how stupid you are, you were taken out of the match by the very weapons you brought to the ring, these light bulbs. That's the difference between us, I was the one not laid out at the end of our match. By the end, you weren't even a factor, people were just waiting for me to end it.

Ash: See to you, because of your gimmick, you believe yourself to embody the X-Core division, but had you been awake for the match last week, you would have seen me sacrifice myself to hurt my enemy. The spear into the table, the senton bomb atop a chair, just to put that extra stank on it. Believe me, Terrin is going to be staying away from me for a while, and after what I did to him, I completely understand. A lot of people are saying that Terrin didn't even bother doing a promo because he knew he was going to lose the match, and really what can he say to sound threatening when he knows he's going to lose. I don't know if that's true, but after our first match he sure was silent this past week, wasn't he?

Ash smirks.

Ash: You lost the king of the mountain match and now you've just lost an X-Core rules match, and now you're standing as my competition to keep my belt, why. Why are you even considered for the X-Core division, what have you proven, and if you bring up Jordan Storm, I'm going to shove one of those light bulbs up your ass. Jordan Storm embraced nothing, he was one of those come and go's that we see regularly in this business. See you don't belong in this match Kuk, and those people you pander to, they know it. That's why no lines for your pictures or your autographs, that's why there's no respect given to you. And I know that beating me would get you just that, but let's be real, if you could beat me it'd make you main event level and the only reason you were in the main event was your little feud with me. But sooner or later, I'm dropping you off at the next stop and you'll have to stay where your limited talent will keep you.

Ash: Come on Kuk, last week you're acting like a cryin' little bitch because things weren't handed to you and your unconscious in X-Core rules matches, do you really think you deserve to be here, having a feud with me. I'm the one thing keeping you relevant, and that's the main reason you keep coming at me.

Ash: I mean come on Kuk, what did we actually see last week, you're not happy with MPW so you show some nameless cunt your accolades in PBW because you have none here. You put another company on our programing and wonder why no one is doing anything for you. What did any of your promo have to do with our match, I mean you made our match secondary when we are given these cameras to promote these matches. No one wants to know how you score with young women, or how low you live your life.

Ash: Now last week I called you the poor man's Mick Foley and come on, I really hit home with that, and the man dresses in sweats because he can't fit in normal pants. What I am saying, is that you're the poor version of that man. Now I don't mean to be YOUR Ric Flair and discredit you, but that man's accomplished a lot and well, you haven't. I know I saw that you've been world champion elsewhere, but what's that mean here. I've been been champion elsewhere but how many times have I mentioned it, or even brought up the companies, zilch, because it means absolute dick here in this company. In this company I am the X-Core Champion and to you, I might as well be the king of England because it's your end all be all.

Ash: And you know where you prove it's all a huge sham. Would you like to see it? Fine. Boys?

Ash looks behind the camera at someone, the scene is instantly moved over to Kuk's promo last week.

Kuk's Promo

rebecca:"your a very sweet guy kuk. all of this is amazing and you treat jake awesome! your so much different then your character on tv."

kuk killswitch:"well, you know i'm going to have to go into that character tonight right?"

Back to the Soulsfate

Ash is laughing.

Ash: Wow, so you're telling the world that you're such big dumb moron as a character. So you aren't even worthy of holding my title, because you ...are a character. See, Kuk, I'm me, I'm me in that ring having fun tearing people's heads off, as I am here standing in front of a camera, as I was on Thanksgiving, as I'll be when I am the world heavyweight champion of the MPW. I don't turn into a nice pilar of the community at home, head of the neighborhood watch. No, me, I'm the one they call for the music being too loud, for speeding in a residentual area, for having parties that take my neighbor's parking spaces in front of their house. That's just the person I am, I won't change, because I'm no fake, as you've proven to the world to be, and in your own promo no less.

Ash: Rebecca said what you said out here isn't real, because she knows the real you. The real you is a big soft, no determination holding, no aspiration having, piece of monkey shit who would rather say he wants to be an X-Core Champion than accomplish it. You are a man happy to be sad with yourself and blaming others for your inabilities than to pick yourself up and actually do something with your life. Sad, ain't it. What's Rebecca going to say when she finds that she has a little boy, not a man that has the ability to defend her. I am the conductor of anarchy, I am the harsh reality, and I've even been called the devil himself. And there are times such as these where I find it hard to argue with them, Kuk. I mean I look within me and I see a black heart, I see a man that would rather destroy his fellow man than help him. And now you are coming after my belt, which means I want to make you dust.

Ash: You meet a woman that's willing to make out on a dirty bus, with a man that's wearing unwashed sweats and smells like a gym sock. Congratulations, you've met a woman with one of the lowest standards ever recorded in history.

Ash: And what also doesn't make sense is that you did a promo at a house show for PBW, about your match at MPW, when MPW had a house show ourselves, wouldn't that make things more relevant. Realistically, you talked about a match at a company that wouldn't even know who you're talking about. Here's the truth, you may be some sort of god in the PBW, but you're here because things matter in the MPW, and you know, as I do that this place can make you a legend, not PBW. Because what MPW has shown us, is that PBW's so called gods, still belong under my boot.

Poe comes out in a skin tight black Italian dress with her hair done up while her bangs in the front hang at the sides of her face.

Ash: Oh shit.

Poe: That good?

Ash: I don't have the words.

Ash is staring.

Poe: Baby?

Ash: Yeah.

Poe: Your promo?

Ash: Oh, yeah, fuckin' Kuk.

Ash turns back towards the camera.

Ash: Kuk, you are the only one that would cry about partnering with one half of the Tag Team Champions, and then you bring me up, like it's all a big conspiracy. Like this is all just one big waste of time until you get your chance at my title. Well here is your chance indeed, and you're going to find that those matches were not a waste of time. They were your salvation, because when I return you to your precious PBW, there could've been other matches that you could've tried to bury your losses with. Because to PBW, all you're going to return as, is a failure.

Ash: And well, your "character" impregnated TJ's wife, and killed your own baby, and then I'm looking at you try to be a bitchtit for this Rebecca. Now even in your character, talking about killing a baby, and impregnating someone's wife, that's got to ring some bells, even that crazy chick's head. Which are we to believe, you kill babies but you give little boys pictures of you, and free merch, all for free pussy. Well, I don't know how you're going to argue this Killswitch, because if you make argument that you did do these things, you have to admit to your new little dish, that you are a baby killer, and that it was your own baby. Or, you have to admit who you are, is a big fuckin' fake, and you see Kuk, that's the corner you've painted yourself into. Now I know you've taken a shining to me, because all of the sudden, your promos are a bit heftier with vocabulary. But you see, you got to be a man like Clash, like me, Terrin or Baxter, you have to know how to use those words, we may do long promos but we're smart enough to not do things that would pin us in a corner, like you have. You've allowed the curtain to come down, and instead of it helping you, it's hurt you, it's hurt your character. Because now no matter how much you talk about torturing me, everyone knows it's just not true.

Ash: Now you say that you didn't go with TJ Pain because he began to suck again, and from what I saw, you BOTH were laying on the ground at the end of the match because you took each other out. And then you want to know why everyone is calling you a bitch, to look at your win loss record, okay, I have looked at your win loss record, and yes Killswitch you have more wins than loses, but they are over men you are supposed to beat. You've attacked me from behind, and you've never beaten me, so yes, you are a bitch. Your wins are as hollow as your fuckin' head. You tell us that you make statements, what statement have you made, that if you don't get your way, you leave us for weeks until you get over it and figure out that no one even cared you were gone. Is that the statement you've made, because that came in loud and clear after After Shock.

Ash: And you're right, you do have a lot of respect for me. Because that's what I've instilled in you, that's what I've earned from you. Not only because I carry my X-Core Championship, but because of my matches, because of the way I act, my swagger, my style, and the fact that while you're begging to sleep with underaged ringrats, I'm at home fuckin' a former prom queen and might I add, a multitime former lightheart, divas, featherweight, pink sleeves and women's champion. That's my world, this is the life that has been bestowed upon me, because life and this business knew what I would give it back in return. Yes, all I ever do is think about me, but in doing so, I've given this company "best of" dvd type matches. And I will not only go down as this company's first X-Core champion, I will go down as it's best X-Core Champion.

Ash: Will you take my title, absolutely not. Yell, scream and shout it off rooftops but at the end of Uncivil War, I will still be MPW's X-Core Champion. You can say what you want but deep down in your heart Kuk, you know you don't have what it takes to beat me. Think about it, you said just last week that when you and Terrin beat TJ Pain and myself that you will put to rest that the doubt that you can't beat us, which was said by you incorrectly but I got what you meant, but you didn't win last week. What was more pathetic, was that you spent the beginning of your promo bashing Terrin, and then you say "when Terrin and I beat you"...yadda, yadda,yadda. You depended on Terrin even after you bashed him, nice. How convenient of you.

Ash: This is your class, this Outback steakhouse class. You take out Jade Brooklyn to this place, and then talk about about taking Rebecca to this place. You checked your wallet before even taking out Brooklyn. She's not your low level, believe me, it was hard for me to destroy her in the ring, because she was so hot, but I did it. But see, Poe, Jade Brooklyn, these women are more my level of women, because a guy like me, a winner, always gets the girl. That would explain why there wasn't a second date with Jade. That's why, you have to impress little boy's sisters with a shiny bus and front row seats to house shows, see Kuk, that is your level of woman. The lonely, overweight, had too many dicks in her mouth to count, loose twat, flippy lipped, hoe bag that you've managed to land last week.

Ash: Here's what's going to happen Kuk, I'm going to humiliate you one more time, before you take your leave, but don't worry, you'll be back. You'll be back when I've moved on from this title, because you know....that's the only way, you'll ever hold it. What's sad is....now everyone sees what I see.

Ash smirks.

And the camera fades to....

-Black-