Post by ethancage on Dec 6, 2012 12:11:43 GMT -5
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The camera comes in on Ash Soulsfate, who walks into the airport, bruised about the face and sunglasses hiding the hell he just went through with Kuk Killswitch, but the title that hangs over Ash's shoulder tells us the result of that. Ash has put so much pride into his title, proud to hold it, even prouder to defend it. Kuk came back after two weeks, attacked Ash to once again stake claim to Ash's X-Core Championship, and once again Ash has defended it with his all. And if you saw Uncivil War, the X-Core division is no longer something you don't see Ash doing, in fact if you saw that match you would've seen Ash quite comfortable in that match. This is what Ash does, you place him in the corner and he's going to come out on top. Ash walks in a in FEAR shirt, jeans and a leather jacket, his bag over his shoulder. Bobby is a power suit with a crimson tie, carrying other bags, as well as the driver carrying a few. And not far behind, Poe is texting on her white Samsung Galaxy S3, her eyes blocked by pink sunglasses. She's dressed a little like a snow bunny, but her jacket is open and a baby tee of MPW is under with her toned belly showing. As you would expect, she's carrying only her purse. Once inside the airport, Ash is instantly recognized and TMZ.com is there. Which this is a first, Ash scoffs and walks passed them. They scramble to get their tape recorders and camera, Poe's attention goes to these scumbags making money on pictures and autographs. Poe shakes her head and rolls her eyes and slides her sunglasses back to her face. Ash's stride is one of confidence and calm. He looks at the departures. Bobby is more the one pandering for the cameras, his ponytail shinier than ever. The driver is struggling with the bags, looking like a bumbling idiot.
Bobby: Are you just going to ignore them?
Ash: Ignore who?
Bobby: The battalion of papparrazi that are here for you.
Ash: I'm not here for them.
Bobby: Come on Ash, -
Ash: I'm not a puppet, I'm not Mel Gibson or Lindsay Lohan, I'm not Hollywood. I'm the X-Core Champion.
Bobby: It couldn't hurt to say a little something.
Inteviewer 1: Ash, how does it feel to know just how close Kuk Killswitch was to taking your title?
Bobby smirks as he sees Ash's face turn to one of disgust.
Interviewer 2: Are you afraid of Trey Baxter upstaging you? Do you think this tag match is to bury you and the things you've done in the MPW?
Bobby: Now, how will it look...if the big bad Ash...stays quiet.
Ash: Fuck it.
Ash turns towards the cameras, the flashing starts instantly.
Ash: First of all, Kuk and I did go through hell at Uncivil War and yeah, he put me on my ass a few times. But you know what you should be admiring, you know what you should've noticed, was that no matter what that man put me through, I never stayed down. You all think he's the king of X-Core, and that he's the Hardcore Reject, but that man stayed down, I did not. In fact, I unleased on that man my own brand of hell. Was my belt ever in trouble, absolutely not. Because in his promo, you saw him, he was tired and run down. You see him making excuses in his promo about him having his head elsewhere, and I agree. Because if you saw that promo, you would've seen that the man clearly had his head up his ass.
Ash: I am the X-Core Division, after defending it twice, after winning it in a king of the mountain match, and after defeating some of the names of the men you all bow to, I am still a champion. I have proven to the world that my reign is no fluke, and I have proven to be one of the names here in the MPW. Nothing in my career has made me prouder than to utter those words.
Interviewer 2: But you Ash, as much as you are cheered every week, you claim to not be a man of the people.
Ash: Who says I was. I'm out for myself, everyone knows that. Those matches, putting that dynamite in each of my matches, it's to show this world that I am better than them. It's to be the absolute best in this company.
Interviewer 2: And another man that claims to be the best is your tag team partner this week Trey Baxter.
Ash: You know, I understand that one day it will come down to Trey and I, in fact I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet. But a match between Trey and I is a match for our biggest pay per view. Because on that night, both of us will put each other to the test. And if there's one thing he and I do, is put forth the effort that no one else will. This week, him and I take on Taufik and the anchor of his career, Ian Andrews.
Interviewer 1: You've had some insults thrown Ian Andrews way in your past promos, how does it feel to finally go against him.
Ash: Well, agaisnt Ian Andrews, I could give a shit. It's about going against the tag team champions. You see, weeks ago, I took down one half of the tag team champions in Terrin Reign, in fact since his loss to me, you don't really see the motherfucker around, do you. He couldn't even be bothered to put up a promo for the week he was with Kuk Killswitch. That is a man that was out to make a name for himself as long as he won, and I beat him, in a hard fought win and then in the next week, I beat the man with a broken spirit. Yes, I'm seen as the future of the MPW, and yes I have haters out there that hate what I do, because they can't do what I do. They place their hate on me when they should be hating the fact that they don't have the talent that I do. And now I'm placed against the current tag team champions, and with me, is the former World Heavyweight Champion. See weeks ago, I was supposed to tag with Trey Baxter, and they gave me TJ Pain, who did nothing but create a distraction for Kuk Killswitch while I pinned Terrin Reign.
Interviewer 2: Why do you think this match isn't for the tag team championship?
Ash: Come on, Ash Soulsfate and Trey Baxter as the tag team champions, are you serious. The rest of the roster would never see those tag team titles again. It's not brash, it's not egotistal, it's plain and simple truth.
Interviewer 2: The pictures that have risen, with Wiz Khalifa, Motley Crue, and tons of other Hollywood parties, I've heard you say you're not Hollywood, yet, there you are.
Ash: My life is wrestling, but other than that, I love to party. As you know a lot of celebrities come to our shows, whether it be for their son or themselves, and you know Madd Katt, anything for attention. So they get invited backstage and things tend to happen, invitations come my way and more than "Hollywood", I think free booze.
Interviewer 1: It's also said that you are in talks to be featured in movies.
Ash looks over at Bobby, who darts his eyes left and right.
Ash: I don't know about all that, what I know, is that the next pay per view is called the Army of One, and there'll only be one left standing, and you can bet your ass, it's gonna be your boy, Ash Soulsfate.
Interviewer 1: What's given you this confidence that you have Ash, you seem to have come out of nowhere and taken the MPW world by storm, it's almost like you're living in the main event nowadays.
Ash: Well, I've earned it, it's like I said, Trey and I were cut from the same cloth. Yes we both think our shit doesn't stink, but it's a right we've earned. He's one man that I don't have to worry about getting in my way. And that's really all I want. Taufik is a man that I've been wanting to fight since the tv title win, and well, wouldn't you know it, I still have my title, does Taufik have his. No, he does have another title instead, one which he should be on his hands on knees thanking me for breaking down Violent Impact before that match at Uncivil War. As far as the television title, you lost it on the night I won my X-Core title. He held it close to a month before letting it go to TJ Pain. Now me, I'm going on to close to two months, and still going strong.
Bobby: And it certainly does show, as earlier mentioned the next pay per view is going to be called Army of One and if you noticed, it is my client all over the MPW website, as well as his king of the mountain match at After Shock was the match of the month and that's not even mentioning that he is this month's Superstar of the Month. My client is on to bigger and better things.
Ash: What he means is, I'm here to be a main event wrestler, much as the rest of the roster, as they say, if you're not here to be the world champion, you're in the wrong company. The MPW has shown the wrestling business that we are every bit of competition we say we are, our ratings show it every week. Me, being superstar of the month, you'd never think it but that shit humbles me. To be recognized for what I do in this company is amazing, and it only makes me want to work that much harder.
Interviewer 2: What can we expect this week at Thursday Night Takedown?
Ash: MPW's first World Champion, and MPW's first X-Core Champion are going to show you who should really be holding the titles. They won the tag titles last week, but this week....the other shoe drops.
Ash turns back and heads to his flight, and Bobby stops to pose a bit. Poe passes by giving the finger but not acknowledging the cameras.
Ash:(Off camera)- Bobby, NOW!
Bobby stops posing and picks the bags up and walks towards Ash's direction. And the camera fades to...the next scene.
Scene 2: A New Look, Same Great Champion
The camera comes in on Ash Soulsfate who is backstage at a house show, when Bobby comes into the camera's view. He's a bit aprehensive. Ash stands in his white wife beater, and jeans with his black elbow pad. Ash doesn't even notice him as he stretches out his legs.
Bobby: Excuse me Ash?
Ash: What is it Bobby, don't you have any other clients?
Bobby: Well, I was talking to Poe and she wanted to design you something?
Ash: Another tattoo?
Bobby: Not exactly.
Ash: Where is she?
Bobby: She's just in your locker room, waiting on you.
Ash: What's with all the secrecy?
Bobby: We're just trying to gauge your reaction.
Ash: Okay.
Ash follows Bobby to his locker room. Ash every once and a while looks at the big clock backstage to see how much time he has before his match. Bobby opens the door and Ash walks in, there's a still body standing up straight, covered in a black sheet. And Poe is standing there in a Bliss shirt that's a baby tee and shows off her stomach and black tight shorts and pink Chuck Taylors. The tip of her finger on her lips as if she is hesitant.
Ash: Jesus Christ, what is it?
Poe: I made you something.
Ash: If it's a robot version of me, I'm going to be so stoked.
Poe: Not exactly. After you defended your titile once again, we have been partying, and after I saw you in front of all those cameras, I thought to myself that it's time for you to look like a champion. It still has your style, but now it's a little more like you look like you belong in the main event.
Ash: I've cut my hair, I've shaved, I've done interviews, what else can I do?
Poe: You can be this company's champion.
Poe pulls down the black sheet and exposes a mannequin wearing a white pair of long tights, and a vest hoodie with elbow pads and a shiny pair of white boots. Ash's eyes are in shock.
Poe: Or you know what, I'm sorry, I just thought-
Poe begins to pick up the sheet to cover the mannequin.
Ash: No, stop.
Ash walks up to the mannequin, and holds out his arms to his sides and making a closed mouth smirk. After the pose, and Ash's envisioning, a smile arises on Ash's face.
Ash: This is phenomenal.
Poe: You really think so?
Ash: I fuckin' love it.
Poe smiles.
Poe: You were always my champion, in jeans or in this, but I want people to see you the way I see you every day.
Ash: This would be my first time wearing this.
Poe: You are the world's worst enemy, but you are my white knight. I've taken the liberty of ordering several different color themes but with the same basic idea.
Ash: Thank you babe.
Poe: I'm just glad you like it.
Ash: Bobby, get out of here would ya?
Bobby: But Ash, you have a match if just minutes.
Ash: Damn.
Poe: Instead of waiting for this week at Takedown, why don't you wear it tonight in your match.
Ash: That's an idea.
Poe: Please?
Ash: Fine, let's break in this bad boy.
The scene cuts to Ash's entrance.
Announcer: And hailing from Los Angeles, California, at 6'5 and weighing in at 239 pounds, he is your X-Core Champion, ...he is Ash Soulsfate,Burn it Down by Five Finger Death Punch, Ash stands in the entranceway and the staff take a cueue and light up the entranceway with green and sparks come down from the top and Ash walks out to the ramp.
His face covered by the hoodie portion, Ash knowing his way to the ring even with his face covered. He walks up the steps and steps between the ropes and holds up his hood to see the crowd, he drops it back over his face and at the peak of the song, he throws his hoodie back and holds his arms out with a confident smirk.
The camera fades to black and then back up on Poe in the backstage area.
Announcer: Here is your winner, Ash Soulsfate!!!!
Ash comes to the back, his X-Core title over his shoulder and his vest hoodie back on.
Ash: Looks like that worked out.
Poe: Let's go home?
Ash: In a moment, I'm going to use this opportunity to talk to my opponents Taufik and Ian Andrews, the so called tag team champions.
Ash looks over at the cameraman.
Ash: Follow me.
Ash walks over to the the parking lot.
Ash: Taufik, let's start with you, what can I say, I knew we would be fighting each other sooner or later but I always thought it'd be for a title. But then I remembered how short your title reigns are, and I figure it'll never happen unless I catch you the week after you get it, but much like this week, it might never be for a title you may be holding. Now this is the way I see it, you are a paper champion, and stop me when you disagree. You win your tag titles off of who, Justin Fischer and Terrin Reign, well actually off of Matt Steel but Justin was the first one eliminated in the match. As well, you beat Just for the Television title, but with that title you dropped it as soon as you had to defend it. So what is everyone thinking while you hold that title, they are thinking that you are once again going to fail upon defending it when the time comes around. And believe me, with Ian Andrews as your partner, it's a certainty.
Ash: Come on Taufik, you know it's true when I tell you that in this match, even holding those titles, you're outgunned. I think that was the best thing that ever could've happened to you, that this is the best time to fight Trey and I, is when your titles are NOT on the line. You have nothing to worry about, nothing but your pride. But you're not much of a man to begin with, so pride really means nothing to you anyway. Taufik, I'm going to make sure everyone in that arena realizes that you do not deserve those titles, because after this week, we're sending you on to whomever your opponent is, knowing you suffered a loss to a better team. Hell, we're not even a team, we're not even friends Trey and I, but what this will be, is a challenge to him to show which one of us is going to look better kicking the living shit out of both of you in that ring. We're going to play tetherball with both your fuckin' heads until one of us reaches the top. You see, Trey just lost his title, and if it's one thing you know, is how that feels, remember the anger, the frustration, well take that off of a hack like you, and put it into a man as talented as Trey Baxter, and that pretty much means your ass.
Ash: You are a 6'1 man tub of lard at 250 pounds and you call yourself some kind of savior, that's pretty funny, you didn't look like any kind of savior when TJ Pain was beating you like his own piece of meat on a lonely Saturday night. You are no savior because you say so, and I look at you now and I see nothing but a man counting the days until I embarass him. That's how you spent your week as soon as you put your eyes to this weeks card. Only sad part was you were the only one that cared, look at Ian Andrews, that guy couldn't wrestle out of a wet tissue. I've seen him and I asked him how come he carries an I.D bracelet at his age, and he said it's because he gets lost in his own backyard. And I thought, well, who am I kidding, we all know you're carrying him. You are two mid carders who will dwell there and deal with it until you realize that you will never reach the top and go elsewhere, where there isn't so much talent, and you can scale by on your limited talent. And I mean, Ian should feel like crap for getting someone that's just as horrible as him, to carry him. But that 80's Kelly Bundy hair dye must've seeped deep into his roots, the guy never really did anything for anyone, most of all, entertain.
Ash: Now let's move on to where you call yourself The Franchise, well bitch, you're better off calling yourself The French Fries, because Taufik, you look like Mr. Potatohead. Don't believe me? Check it.
Ash nods to the cameraman and instead the pictures are brought up.
Ash: Yeah, see, you are no Franchise, you are no savior, you are a man that can't say no to the Extra Value Meal. It's kind of funny that Ian's the anchor, yet you're the fat one, it's like looking at Jay and a Brown Silent Bob. You two are a walking joke, and the fact that you've held one title is blasphemy, let alone two in this great company, no worries though, I blame the inadequecies of Justin Fischer.
Ash: You are from Singapore, and now reside in Tampa, Florida. Yeah, that's the same, it's men like you that should be greatful to be able to live in this country, to be able win these titles, and it's men like you that look at America for a free hand out. Now I ain't no racist like Kuk Killswitch, but it don't sit right when a man can't show his NEW country a little gratitude.
Ash: You are a suplex machine, and that's great, a very technical fella. Well Taufik, believe it or not, I respect that. I respect a man that makes his bones about learning his craft, and suplexes are great, and all the different variations, that's wonderful, you small minded prick. I get that you can hurt me, but what I care about is winning, and it won't be your silly little suplexes that take me out. It's like Bruce Lee said, it's not just one style that will ever win the fight, it's the bits and pieces of everyone's style that will train you to learn what you need to survive. As I have, you've seen me mat wrestle, you've seen my kicks, you've seen me do aerials, I live to wrestle. And I'm more than flash, I'm the whole package, you may be the color of a UPS uniform, but you are no package.
Ash: Come on, you plan to choke me out, fine, let's all play into this, do you think Ian Andrews is good enough to keep Trey busy enough to not break up the move, or vice versa, you think I can't bash in Kelly Bundy's face before I save Trey, bullshit, so May Allah Be With You, that's out right there. And then you have-
Ash chuckles to himself.
Ash: A superkick. You're shaped like a potato but you can't lift your foot to someone's face? Who, Chicken? To one of the girls, well all right, good for you, once again, that's not only unlikely, it's useless to even fear it. Because you doing that move should be on Myth Busters, can this pear shaped loser lift his foot passed his thigh? Myth Busted...as well as his spirits. No wonder you call it Surprised, because even you would be surprised if you could even do it. Maybe if you try those old Jane Fonda tapes you fuckin' weirdo. And and yes, I know you do that moonsault called the Hot Potato, because sooner or later, you're going to drop to the floor, or you could call it the cow jumping over the moon...sault....you horse's ass.
Ash: I know this is a hard question, but has anyone seen any of Taufik's promos, doesn't Camille look a tad young for Taufik?
Ash: Come on, what is it, you pick her up after school in your 1978 Toyota Tercel and impress the rest of the high school kids? What turned her on, you helped her with her homework you fuckin' perv. Did you guys go to the movies and get one child, one adult. Do you save money on her gifts shopping at Baby Gap? What is it, a real woman would never take you seriously, and it's these high school girls that just like to be with jocks. You were probably one of those pervs waiting for the Olson twins to turn 18 huh. Now, I wouldn't be surprised to see you on To Catch a Predator, and that's not a compliment. How did she even get hired as your manager, MPW doesn't hire children, I doubt they could even get the insurance to have children in this environment. I think someone is going to have to call her parents, does she have to get permission slips for each town we go to? Fuckin' sick bro, you should read some of those Pauly D memes, she's too young for you bro. Wia, I have a new one, I think you'll like it, "If she was in Algebra Class while you were losing your Television Title, she's too young for you bro".
Ash: Come on, isn't it weird that Jackson Blaze gets hurt, and then the people around him, disappear to, what looks like his new love interest Bliss and his own brother, but he couldn't be all bad luck, he beat you in your first match here in the MPW, I'm sure you remember that, he put you through a table if I remember correctly. And in the next week you lose to Jason X? Come on man, I beat him in my king of the mountain match, and if he thinks I forgot that little attack on me with Rag and Johnny Clash, believe me, I haven't forgotten. Oh wait, you know Rage right, he beat you the very next week after Jason X did. What's that three in a row on the very start of your MPW career. Moving on, for some reason while you lose three in a row, they give you a Television title shot, no, I'm talking about about the one you lost to Justin Fischer, that's four. Roll the Dice, fatal fourway, Bloodhound wins that, that's five. And then came your first win, and that was with who, that's right it was a tag team match with Justin Fischer. I'm starting to notice Fischer has a lot to do with your career, don't you think. Then you go on to beat Chris Cable and Drake Hunter, who are a tag team now aren't they, oh that's right, Aidan Caine and I beat them. You beat Frost, have I, yup, my first match here, check! Then a few weeks pass, you lose your title to the Anthony McNair/TJ Pain, and that was during his Subway diet week.
Ash: Remember the time Roxi Johnson drop kicked you out of the ring and pinned Bloodhound and got the tag team win for her team taking you both out by herself, I do, that was awesome. And on your third attempt at the television title, you lost to TJ Pain, again-ish, because as you recall, he was Anthony McNair when he won it off you. And then there was that time you were too scared to fight Terrin Reign, so you let Jamal get his ass kicked because you didn't want to be embarrassed. I guess that's the big difference between you and I, I am the man that would break that man, and you are the one that didn't want to get into the ring with him because you didn't want to piss your pants. But you did beat Apollo Kreed, oh wait that's Apostle Kried(cried)...and believe me, I saw that match, he certainly did cry. And that brings up just about up to speed, eh "champ", at least with you. We can't forget about your buddy there.
Ash: Now we move on to Kelly Bundy, -
Ash: -come on Ian Andrews, explain it to me, how can you be the second Olympic Medallist in pro wrestling history and yet have the record you do. You are the narcissist, cool, what's there to be proud of, the fact that you wear make up to hide all the bruises from your weekly losses. See, there was a time when this company begged me to step up and that was against a man like Terrin Reign, and I did just that, and they'll do that again when they place me against guys like Rage, Johnny Clash and Trey Baxter, they will beg that of me so that I make not only the name for myself that I know I can, but also so I can have these matches go down in history as serious battles. I will scratch and claw to get to where I need to be in this company, Ian. Unlike you, who's been using Taufik to gain any sort of recognition.
Ash: And at 6'0 and 168 pounds, shouldn't you be a lot skinnier, that doesn't really make any sense but you're not one for that huh, I've seen your promos. You come out to a song called lies, greed, misery, and that makes perfect sense. You lie to yourself and tell yourself you're a great wrestler, your greediness shows in you using Taufik to gain a title, and then misery is exactly where Trey and I are going to leave you two bitches.
Ash: Ian, you have a move called the Andrews Effect, we so seldom see it because you lose so much, what's the Andrews Effect, you put up a half assed-don't give a shit promo and then show up to lose once again. That can only be it, it's the only thing you're good at. You ain't no gold medalist, the only thing gold about you, is your hair and your showers, you piece of shit.
Ash: You got your first win over Jamal didn't you? Taufik came in to help Jamal out but he just wasn't that fast. I'm sure Taufik doesn't care about that, he got you a tag team belt, didn't he. Besides you didn't ride that win very high as the next week you both lost against Jake Cage the very next week, so a lot of good it did you. I mean in your qualifying for the king of the mountain match, you lost against Brandon Nytrus, and being 168 pounds against a man like that, I can understand why you lost, I didn't. You beat Rye Payne by count out.
Ash mock claps.
Ash: Congratulations. Oh but wait, you also beat him straight up the very next week.
Ash once again mock claps.
Ash: Remember that time Laura Tavares hit you with the Implant Buster and you lost. Yeah, I don't remember you making your little announcement after that match that you always do. I can't really hate on her though, because she and Roxi beat both you and Brandon Nytrus right. You had a mountain mammath on your side and still lost a match against two girls. And then you lose to a might-as-well-be-a-woman Tyler Rose in a fatal four way. Then you lose to Christian Carter, and for some reason these losses tell management that you and Taufik deserve tag title shots and here's the fucked up part, you actually win them because Justin and Terrin couldn't find the balls to defend them.
Ash: Well, congratulations on becoming champions that are going to have a very forgettable reign. And welcome to the very people that are going to pull the rug from under you and expose you creeps for the hacks that you are. You think you're better looking than everyone else, who gives a shit you fuckin' pansy. This ain't a looks contest, this is a wrestling contest and for a "gold medalist" to take more pride in his looks than his achievements tells this world what it needs to know, you're a fuckin' fake. I'm the real thing, you are just a man lying to himself everyday to subside the acknowledgement that you have no worth to yourself nor anyone else. Your reign is absolutel horseshit, and yet it inspires me. You see this is why I don't want to lose my title, this is why I fight so hard every week, because I don't want my title reign to be seen just like yours. Mine won't be lackluster and uneventful, and both of you know those titles would never leave with you two had this match been for the tag team champions. You would've been stepped on for the greater team to be shown the way we should, in the limelight. You both are scum and should be seen as such, and nothing more. The greatest part is that I've exposed so many loses between you both, it's going to be amazing what you come up with this week to say that you are even going to be competition to Trey and myself. You should know no matter what you say, it's all going to be laughed at, and seen for exactly what it is, a big pile of shit.
Ash: You are Taufik's saddle bags, a body while Taufik fumbles through yet another match. What have you done on your own Ian, not a god damned thing worth noting and you tell everyone how great you are and how you deserve gold. You see it's people like you I can't fuckin' stand, you do the bare minimum in your promos and even worse in your matches and expect greatness. You beat two men that were shells of themselves and they couldn't even be bothered to defend or promote their match and there you stand right now with a shit eating grin knowing that you both don't deserve those titles. This fact of holding the tag team titles, you're going to bury that down the throats for years to come because you know that deep down, in MPW, that's probably going to be your only accomplishment here. And because of that title you now hold, you're going to think you're now worthy of many other titles, but you're not. You're fuckin' trash and deserve nothing more than to be treated as such. You are no champion, you both happened to be at the right place at the right time and this week, I'm going to show you what it's like to be a real champion. And then when your next opponents see what Trey and I do to you, and expose just how easy you both are to beat, we're going to make you both targets. Come on, sign on to MPW.com, look up the championships and ask yourselves this, if I were to go for a championship, who are the easiest champions to get a title off of, and that's right, you'll be pointing at yourselves.
Ash: I don't need servants and I don't need gold medals, you both were here before me and yet, there I am on the main page of MPW, while you both are still stuck in the middle, just keeping your heads above water. I am the difference between a man that SAYS he wants to be a champion and a man that busts his ass every night to get that actually done. And I am not only the X-Core Champion, I am it's first champion, and I'm making my footprints within this company's history every single week. And the only reason you are in the main event, is because of the titles you hold, not because of the people you are. So, the lasting impression everyone will leave Thursday night is, wow, Ash Trey are simply awesome. It's double the show with both of them in that ring. You see it's the first time Trey and myself will ever be in that ring together, and that's money, that's loads and loads of money, and the ratings will be through the roof, the horrible part is that it's against you two and not against each other. But none the less, it's going to be the way we take down the so called champions that is going to get people talking. Trey Baxter makes MPW headlines, I make MPW headlines, you both are just a couple of foot notes.
Ash: It's like watching a couple of bums off the fuckin' street holding those titles, it's a sad fuckin' sight, but one that is truth. I don't hate on any man for what he believes in, and hey, I'm even glad that through your beliefs, actually in spite of your beliefs you've managed to be friends. But this ain't Sesame Street, this is the world of competition, and we aren't rated PG, we are the MPW and here, most anything goes. I left Killswitch with blood pouring by the gallons out of his face, and don't think that I won't do that to you both. There is no way there will be an upset Andrews, Taufik, you have absolutely no show of winning this match. Because if there's one man that understands how I am about winning matches, it's Trey Baxter. I was supposed to tag with him weeks ago and they gave me some hiccup named TJ Pain, but this week, it actually happens and this week means that both of you have zero chance of winning. To think that if you won this match, it'd be the upset of the century, I mean all of your losses would nearly be nonexistant, and you could ride that win longer than your title reign, but that's the power we have gentlemen, to take that away from you. Just like those titles were an easy win, you this week, are our easy win.
Ash is about to go back inside but then holds the door open and looks back at the camera.
Ash: Oh, and Taufik, Allah huh? That's someone you better pray to, because you're going to be begging him to help you to your feet, when you're not able to get to them on your own. "May Allah be with me" huh?...Well then "may fuck be with you!"
Ash heads inside and we fade to-
-Black-