Post by Kuk Killswitch on Dec 12, 2012 2:17:30 GMT -5
Evil laughter can be heard as we open up to Kuk Killswitch standing on the top of a hill. Around him is nothing but grass. Kuk is standing in a pair of ripped up torn jeans, a sleeveless MPW T-Shirt, a backwards tilted to the right a bit billed beanie, and some black Nikes. He has his hands by his face as he brushes his hair back.
Kuk Killswitch:"Brandon, Brandon, Brandon....This is The Hardcore Reject, Kuk MOTHERFUCKING killswitch! Now, you might ask, Kuk, why in the blue hell are you on top of a fucking hill?! Well, Mr. Nytrus, this hill is a representation. A representation of the hill I must climb up to reach Ash. When I acquire the X-Core Championship, I will be at the top of the hill, much like I am now."
Kuk Killswitch:"I seen your promo my friend. I did. And your wrong. You don't have anything I want. You act like your win was amazing. You won on a technicality you little spit fuck! Your little buddy had to help you win! You can't beat me fair and square!"
Kuk Killswitch:"You seem to want something I have. I think I know what it is! You want a win over me! a fair win. It's funny to think that the so called 'icon' is really just trying to get seen in this wrestling world! You ain't no icon boy. Your not even a damn man! I've had to deal with guys like you in the past! Guys trying to tell me what i'm not. and guess what? I beat their asses and they now know who the fuck i am and what I am all about!"
Kuk spits down the hill. He looks back up at the camera and snorts.
Kuk Killswitch:"Glam Man. This guy challenged my Hardcore presence. He said i wasn't Hardcore. He said he could beat me. I accepted his match and I beat his ass! In my own House of Pain match at that! Then the so called HARDCORE ICON himself, Mr. Razor tried to tell me the same thing! Do you want to know what happened to him? I beat his ass in a razorwire deathmatch. He left the fucking company after that shit! He was fucking embarrassed! Brandon, your stepping into territory that you shouldn't be!"
Kuk shakes his head.
Kuk Killswitch:"The only reason i'm putting up with your dumb ass is because your in my fucking way! I have to beat you in order to move on! Move foreward to Ash! Ash, we aren't done man. I didn't give my all the last time we met. You know that and I know that. FUCK the whole damn world knows it! I will be seeing you Ash. Mark my words!"
Kuk looks down and we can tell he is thinking hard. He suddenly smiles and looks at the camera with a sick smile on his face.
Kuk Killswitch:"Isn't it great Brandon? X-Core Rules again. This time, a tag match with the X-Core Rules. I already know who your opponent is going to be, but the thing is, you have no clue who mine is! I have been going around backstage and asking people to be my tag partner...."
FLASHBACK!!!!!!!!!!
We can see Kuk Killswitch walking around backstage. He is dressed in some faded jeans, a billed beanie, a mpw hoodie, and some boots. He is walking around in confusion because he has just heard about his mystery X-Core Tag Team Match. He knew he had to find a partner, But who? Kuk begins to look around and notices one of MPWs newest superstars, Hunter Maverick meditating in a corner of the backstage area. he doesn't really know this fellow, but he thought he might as well try. Kuk walks over to the man and stands there for a moment before speaking.
Kuk Killswitch:"..."
Before Kuk can speak, Hunter speaks.
Hunter Maverick:"Yes?"
To Kuks surprise, Hunter knew he was there while meditating.
Kuk Killswitch:"Hunter, I have a Tag match this week and I wanted to know if you wanted to join me as my partner."
Hunter Maverick:"Sorry mate, But I am already booked this week."
Kuk shakes his head and walks away. Hunter never moves. Kuk continues to walk around until he notices Taufik sitting in a chair. He walks over to him.
Kuk Killswitch:"Taufik, Interested in being my tag partner this week?"
Taufik stands up and taps Kuk on the shoulder. He shakes his head and walks away. Kuk is kind of confused. But sits down on the chair. He puts his head in his hands and thinks hard. Nobody really likes him backstage because he pretty much stays away from everyone. Kuk pulls out his phone and scrolls down. He sees a name and number and reluctantly hits the send button. The phone rings a few times before a voice picks up.
Voice:"What the fuck do you want?"
The voice seems annoyed.
Kuk Killswitch:"So, how are things Teej?"
We immedietly find out that the voice is of one TJ Pain.
TJ Pain:"Uh...I'm in a FUCKING wheelchair you insensitive fuck!"
Kuk Killswitch:"Oh yeah! Then I probably shouldn't ask if you want to be my tag team partner then."
TJ Pain:"You know Kuk, you can be a real assh..."
Kuk Killswitch:"Goodbye!"
Kuk hands up on TJ before he could continue. Kuk laughs to himself as he scrolls down a bit more. He sees another name and clicks it. The phone rings and a woman picks up.
Woman:"What do you want?"
Kuk Killswitch:"Roxxanne babY! How you doing sexy?!"
We now know that it is TJ Pains wife, Roxxanne Pain.
Roxxanne:"Kuk, when are you going to let go?"
Kuk Killswitch:"When are you going to come back where you know you want to be?"
Roxxanne:"What happened back in the past stays in the past. TJ is my husband and i love him. Now did you call for a certain reason or just to harass me again?"
Kuk killswitch:"I need a tag team partner for my match this week."
Roxxanne:"That's nice. I'm not doing it, that's for damn sure. Now leave me the hell alone."
Kuk Killswitch:"Love you too baby. I'll talk to you later."
Kuk hangs up and laughs again. He knows he's an asshole and loves that he is. He scrolls down again and sees another number. He clicks send and the phone rings once before its answered.
Voice:"Kukky! Whatcha need man?!"
Kuk Killswitch:"Brick old buddy! i need a partner!"
We now know it's kuks best friend, Brick.
Brick:"Any other time I would be all for it, but man, I got shit going on right now. I'm gonna have to give you a rain check!"
Kuk killswitch:"Thanks anyways dude!"
Kuk hangs up and shakes his head. He tucks his phone back in his pocket and leans back. He has no idea what to do. Suddenly, Kuks phone goes off. He grabs it and looks. A text! Kuk opens it and reads it.
"Kukster,
I got you man.
Sent from:
? "
Kuk killswitch:"Awwwwww SHIT!"
end of Flashback!
Kuk Killswitch is still standing on the hill. He has the same sick looking smile on his face as he continues to speak.
Kuk Killswitch:"I went to a ton of people backstage trying to find a partner. I called people that weren't even in MPW. No one could do it. But then I got a text. A text from a man everybody knows. A text from a very reliable tag team partner. He will be in the match come Takedown. And your hopes of the X-Core Championship will be destroyed!"
Kuk slides down off the hill and sits at the bottom. He wipes his hair and dusts himself off.
kuk Killswitch:"Brandon, your a sad sort my friend. You see, I go to the extremes for a reason. A sole purpose. I used to be the type of guy who said 'fuck the fans', 'who needs em'. But the reality of it all is if we didn't have fans, we would be a couple of weirdos touching each other for fun. Now some people do it for the money. Some for the fame. But me, I do it cause i love it. You love the money? The fame? Well, without the fans, there would be no money. There would be no fame. Remember that boy!"
Kuk grabs a handful of dirt and begins running it through his hands.
Kuk Killswitch:"You see Brandon, me and you aren't very different. We are both hardcore. We both want the X-Core Championship. We both are athletes. And we both are better then most of the talent on this roster. You see, I'm not very good at being what us wrestlers call.....Babyface, but you know what, the fans like me just the way I am. Nytrus, you act like your some sort of big shot. You act like you are the bees knees, the cats pajamas. But really, who is Brandon Nytrus? A man who always fails to win the big one? A man who runs his mouth, but then bites the dust? A man whose career runs on the past? Come back to me when you have an answer worth hearing."
Kuk throws the dirt up and then grabs some more.
Kuk Killswitch:"Now, you're probably asking, who are YOU Kuk? Well, I am The Hardcore Reject. I am the Innovator of X-Core. The King of the Ring. I've been referred to as The Epitome of Madness, The Deliverer of Disaster, the Hardcore Icon, The Master of the MindFuck. I've been referred to as so many different things. And you know what? I earned those names! Much like you say you earned your Hardcore Icon name. What did you do to earn that name? Who did you beat? When I earned the nickname of The Hardcore Reject I defeated people in CZW, but that's not where I really earned it."
Kuk stands up and brushes his hands off. He begins pacing back and forth while delivering this next part.
Kuk Killswitch:"First, I went through a poor soul named Nikki Hardcore in his own Musical Madhouse. Beat him! Then I had to go through the Extreme Champion, a mister Moore. This guy would not give me a title shot. So, I attacked him multiple times. When i finally got my match, He had lost the title. I faced him, Beat him. Then i went on to face The Glam man. This guy tried to say he was the true Hardcore icon. I beat him,......twice. After that the so called 'True Hardcore Icon' wanted to say the same thing. i beat him, earning my right to call myself 'The Hardcore Reject'! What have you done? Nothing."
Kuk stops pacing and looks at the camera with seriousness across his face.
Kuk Killswitch:"When we step between those ropes this week at Takedown Brandon, I will hurt you. I will break you. I will teach you what hardcore is. What X-Core truly means!"
Kuks phone rings. He takes it from his pocket and looks at the caller i.d. He looks up and smiles.
Kuk Killswitch:"I got to take this one."
Kuk opens the phone.
Kuk Killswitch:"Hello?....Jake what's up dude?!......Really!?......Your finally out?!....FUCK YEAH I'll come get you!.......Alright, see you in a bit man!"
Kuk hangs up the phone and smiles.
Kuk Killswitch:"Brandon, Welcome to your Death!"
Kuk laughs menacingly as he raises his fists to the sides of his body and continues to laugh. He stops immedietly and stares at the camera. He licks his lips and tilts his head back as he begins to laugh again and the scene fades out into darkness.
Kuk Killswitch:"Brandon, Brandon, Brandon....This is The Hardcore Reject, Kuk MOTHERFUCKING killswitch! Now, you might ask, Kuk, why in the blue hell are you on top of a fucking hill?! Well, Mr. Nytrus, this hill is a representation. A representation of the hill I must climb up to reach Ash. When I acquire the X-Core Championship, I will be at the top of the hill, much like I am now."
Kuk Killswitch:"I seen your promo my friend. I did. And your wrong. You don't have anything I want. You act like your win was amazing. You won on a technicality you little spit fuck! Your little buddy had to help you win! You can't beat me fair and square!"
Kuk Killswitch:"You seem to want something I have. I think I know what it is! You want a win over me! a fair win. It's funny to think that the so called 'icon' is really just trying to get seen in this wrestling world! You ain't no icon boy. Your not even a damn man! I've had to deal with guys like you in the past! Guys trying to tell me what i'm not. and guess what? I beat their asses and they now know who the fuck i am and what I am all about!"
Kuk spits down the hill. He looks back up at the camera and snorts.
Kuk Killswitch:"Glam Man. This guy challenged my Hardcore presence. He said i wasn't Hardcore. He said he could beat me. I accepted his match and I beat his ass! In my own House of Pain match at that! Then the so called HARDCORE ICON himself, Mr. Razor tried to tell me the same thing! Do you want to know what happened to him? I beat his ass in a razorwire deathmatch. He left the fucking company after that shit! He was fucking embarrassed! Brandon, your stepping into territory that you shouldn't be!"
Kuk shakes his head.
Kuk Killswitch:"The only reason i'm putting up with your dumb ass is because your in my fucking way! I have to beat you in order to move on! Move foreward to Ash! Ash, we aren't done man. I didn't give my all the last time we met. You know that and I know that. FUCK the whole damn world knows it! I will be seeing you Ash. Mark my words!"
Kuk looks down and we can tell he is thinking hard. He suddenly smiles and looks at the camera with a sick smile on his face.
Kuk Killswitch:"Isn't it great Brandon? X-Core Rules again. This time, a tag match with the X-Core Rules. I already know who your opponent is going to be, but the thing is, you have no clue who mine is! I have been going around backstage and asking people to be my tag partner...."
FLASHBACK!!!!!!!!!!
We can see Kuk Killswitch walking around backstage. He is dressed in some faded jeans, a billed beanie, a mpw hoodie, and some boots. He is walking around in confusion because he has just heard about his mystery X-Core Tag Team Match. He knew he had to find a partner, But who? Kuk begins to look around and notices one of MPWs newest superstars, Hunter Maverick meditating in a corner of the backstage area. he doesn't really know this fellow, but he thought he might as well try. Kuk walks over to the man and stands there for a moment before speaking.
Kuk Killswitch:"..."
Before Kuk can speak, Hunter speaks.
Hunter Maverick:"Yes?"
To Kuks surprise, Hunter knew he was there while meditating.
Kuk Killswitch:"Hunter, I have a Tag match this week and I wanted to know if you wanted to join me as my partner."
Hunter Maverick:"Sorry mate, But I am already booked this week."
Kuk shakes his head and walks away. Hunter never moves. Kuk continues to walk around until he notices Taufik sitting in a chair. He walks over to him.
Kuk Killswitch:"Taufik, Interested in being my tag partner this week?"
Taufik stands up and taps Kuk on the shoulder. He shakes his head and walks away. Kuk is kind of confused. But sits down on the chair. He puts his head in his hands and thinks hard. Nobody really likes him backstage because he pretty much stays away from everyone. Kuk pulls out his phone and scrolls down. He sees a name and number and reluctantly hits the send button. The phone rings a few times before a voice picks up.
Voice:"What the fuck do you want?"
The voice seems annoyed.
Kuk Killswitch:"So, how are things Teej?"
We immedietly find out that the voice is of one TJ Pain.
TJ Pain:"Uh...I'm in a FUCKING wheelchair you insensitive fuck!"
Kuk Killswitch:"Oh yeah! Then I probably shouldn't ask if you want to be my tag team partner then."
TJ Pain:"You know Kuk, you can be a real assh..."
Kuk Killswitch:"Goodbye!"
Kuk hands up on TJ before he could continue. Kuk laughs to himself as he scrolls down a bit more. He sees another name and clicks it. The phone rings and a woman picks up.
Woman:"What do you want?"
Kuk Killswitch:"Roxxanne babY! How you doing sexy?!"
We now know that it is TJ Pains wife, Roxxanne Pain.
Roxxanne:"Kuk, when are you going to let go?"
Kuk Killswitch:"When are you going to come back where you know you want to be?"
Roxxanne:"What happened back in the past stays in the past. TJ is my husband and i love him. Now did you call for a certain reason or just to harass me again?"
Kuk killswitch:"I need a tag team partner for my match this week."
Roxxanne:"That's nice. I'm not doing it, that's for damn sure. Now leave me the hell alone."
Kuk Killswitch:"Love you too baby. I'll talk to you later."
Kuk hangs up and laughs again. He knows he's an asshole and loves that he is. He scrolls down again and sees another number. He clicks send and the phone rings once before its answered.
Voice:"Kukky! Whatcha need man?!"
Kuk Killswitch:"Brick old buddy! i need a partner!"
We now know it's kuks best friend, Brick.
Brick:"Any other time I would be all for it, but man, I got shit going on right now. I'm gonna have to give you a rain check!"
Kuk killswitch:"Thanks anyways dude!"
Kuk hangs up and shakes his head. He tucks his phone back in his pocket and leans back. He has no idea what to do. Suddenly, Kuks phone goes off. He grabs it and looks. A text! Kuk opens it and reads it.
"Kukster,
I got you man.
Sent from:
? "Kuk killswitch:"Awwwwww SHIT!"
end of Flashback!
Kuk Killswitch is still standing on the hill. He has the same sick looking smile on his face as he continues to speak.
Kuk Killswitch:"I went to a ton of people backstage trying to find a partner. I called people that weren't even in MPW. No one could do it. But then I got a text. A text from a man everybody knows. A text from a very reliable tag team partner. He will be in the match come Takedown. And your hopes of the X-Core Championship will be destroyed!"
Kuk slides down off the hill and sits at the bottom. He wipes his hair and dusts himself off.
kuk Killswitch:"Brandon, your a sad sort my friend. You see, I go to the extremes for a reason. A sole purpose. I used to be the type of guy who said 'fuck the fans', 'who needs em'. But the reality of it all is if we didn't have fans, we would be a couple of weirdos touching each other for fun. Now some people do it for the money. Some for the fame. But me, I do it cause i love it. You love the money? The fame? Well, without the fans, there would be no money. There would be no fame. Remember that boy!"
Kuk grabs a handful of dirt and begins running it through his hands.
Kuk Killswitch:"You see Brandon, me and you aren't very different. We are both hardcore. We both want the X-Core Championship. We both are athletes. And we both are better then most of the talent on this roster. You see, I'm not very good at being what us wrestlers call.....Babyface, but you know what, the fans like me just the way I am. Nytrus, you act like your some sort of big shot. You act like you are the bees knees, the cats pajamas. But really, who is Brandon Nytrus? A man who always fails to win the big one? A man who runs his mouth, but then bites the dust? A man whose career runs on the past? Come back to me when you have an answer worth hearing."
Kuk throws the dirt up and then grabs some more.
Kuk Killswitch:"Now, you're probably asking, who are YOU Kuk? Well, I am The Hardcore Reject. I am the Innovator of X-Core. The King of the Ring. I've been referred to as The Epitome of Madness, The Deliverer of Disaster, the Hardcore Icon, The Master of the MindFuck. I've been referred to as so many different things. And you know what? I earned those names! Much like you say you earned your Hardcore Icon name. What did you do to earn that name? Who did you beat? When I earned the nickname of The Hardcore Reject I defeated people in CZW, but that's not where I really earned it."
Kuk stands up and brushes his hands off. He begins pacing back and forth while delivering this next part.
Kuk Killswitch:"First, I went through a poor soul named Nikki Hardcore in his own Musical Madhouse. Beat him! Then I had to go through the Extreme Champion, a mister Moore. This guy would not give me a title shot. So, I attacked him multiple times. When i finally got my match, He had lost the title. I faced him, Beat him. Then i went on to face The Glam man. This guy tried to say he was the true Hardcore icon. I beat him,......twice. After that the so called 'True Hardcore Icon' wanted to say the same thing. i beat him, earning my right to call myself 'The Hardcore Reject'! What have you done? Nothing."
Kuk stops pacing and looks at the camera with seriousness across his face.
Kuk Killswitch:"When we step between those ropes this week at Takedown Brandon, I will hurt you. I will break you. I will teach you what hardcore is. What X-Core truly means!"
Kuks phone rings. He takes it from his pocket and looks at the caller i.d. He looks up and smiles.
Kuk Killswitch:"I got to take this one."
Kuk opens the phone.
Kuk Killswitch:"Hello?....Jake what's up dude?!......Really!?......Your finally out?!....FUCK YEAH I'll come get you!.......Alright, see you in a bit man!"
Kuk hangs up the phone and smiles.
Kuk Killswitch:"Brandon, Welcome to your Death!"
Kuk laughs menacingly as he raises his fists to the sides of his body and continues to laugh. He stops immedietly and stares at the camera. He licks his lips and tilts his head back as he begins to laugh again and the scene fades out into darkness.
