Post by Roxi Johnson on Dec 13, 2012 15:24:09 GMT -5
I'm not going to call that a win, even though it was. I didn't make an attempt to, nor did I ever want a problem with Jasmine. I was simply minding my own business, but she felt the need to stick her nose where it wasn't wanted. She can beat up Laura Tavares all she likes, but she made the mistake of hitting me. Jasmine, I don't know what your problem is, but if you really wanted a problem, we can just take care of it. All you had to do was ask. But now, since you want to take it a step further, You know what they say about payback right?
Anyway, TNT is going to be a fun show. Yours truly will be a guest referee in a match between Tyler Rose and Jason Xavier. No, I don't really have any sort of preference as to who wins. If Jason wins, good for him. If Tyler wins, good for him too. I hold no ill will towards Jason simply because he is the number one contender for my championship. I don't need to play favorites. Nor do I need Tyler Rose thinking that there's some kind of connection or to think I like him if I count the pin for him. I'm going to do my job and call the match down the middle. So Jason, if you or Tyler want to get out of line, I'll be happy to put you back in your place. And if you think threatening me will do you any favors, think about the last time either of you faced me, it didn't turn out well did it? So I advise you to be on your best behavior.
Good luck boys.
Now, onto the main course of the evening. Hunter Maverick. Who really just debuted last week and lost to Jake Cage. I know that, and he's British. I know that much because he has an accent. And that's all well and good. And I'm sure this week he'll be looking to defeat me when we have to wrestle. And being such an unknown commodity really presents me with a challenge. Or at least it did, but now, that advantage is no more Mr. Maverick....
Okay, first of all, Hunter Maverick just sounds like a completely made up name. It's like you watched Deer Hunter and Top Gun back to back. At least you didn't nickname yourself "Ice Man" or anything. But that name, Hunter Maverick suggests something about you. It says that you...you like to fight.
Yes. You are now "Likes to fight guy". Everyone knows that guy. And you know what, no one likes that guy either. You know why? Because not everybody likes to fight, and nobody likes to get their butt kicked. But no, you're that guy. That guy who if you bump into him in the club, he wants to go. If you look at his girl, he wants to go, if you make eye contact with him, he wants to go. That totally sounds just like you. You're a fighter by trade, I get that, but you just seem like that guy. The guy rocking the TapouT t-shirt wherever he goes. Oh wait, maybe it's Affliction now. I'm not sure. But the point is Hunter, if you want to fight, I'll fight you. I'm not afraid of anyone's punching power. I stood up to the biggest, baddest sounding dude here and I walked out a winner. So, I'm not going to be afraid of a guy who picks out guys to have a confrontation with a the bar because he's that guy.
Besides Hunter, this isn't a boxing match, nor is it a UFC style fight. This is wrestling. Something I do very, very well. As indicated by my MPW Television championship. So I think if anyone has any sort of advantage, it's me. But I do not underestimate anyone who wants to step into the ring with me. I treat them all the same. They all have had a legit chance to defeat me in the ring, and thus far, very few have actually succeeded. I'm not discounting your skills when it comes to fighting, I'm just saying that people still refuse to take me seriously and overlook me, for whatever given reason, and I continue to prove the naysayers wrong. Are you going to be one of those people? Are you going to be another guy who thinks that because he's got a good punch and a I'm a badass attitude that he can just walk all over me? If you think you can knock my block off like I'm one of the rock'em sock'em robots go ahead and take a number. There's a line forming around the block at this point.
I know that you are going to try to make up for your loss to Jake Cage last week at my expense, and people would notice if you're the first person to give me a loss in two months. But do not come at me with your chest puffed out because you have punched out a few drunks at a bar. Or if you think it's macho to fight bare-chested in a pit or a cage or a ring. There is nothing more neanderthal-like then two people throwing hay-makers at each other. Maybe one day, that will be how everything is solved. Maybe one day that will be the most efficient way to handle any situation. Maybe one day that will be the reason, that you, Hunter Maverick are crowned as the best in the world.
Thursday, December 13th, 2012....is NOT that day.
Now go listen to Godsmack and Drowning Pool on your ipod and punch the wall or something. Just understand that TNT, you're going to lose, again. But it's nothing to get discouraged over. 2 losses is nothing. It will not be the end of the world, or your career. Remember, Megadeath and Slayer will be there to comfort you, and to push you to your next match.
Ta-ta.
[Fade into Roxi sitting in her apartment, watching television. She stares at the screen as the movie title appears: Robin Hood She intently watches, then, showing how big a nerd she is, she begins to recite the dialog. ]
Roxi - (reciting the lines along with the TV)I've called you here as freeborn Englishmen, loyal to our king. While he reigned over us, we lived in peace. But since Prince John has seized the regency, Guy of Gisbourne and the rest of his traitors have murdered and pillaged. You've all suffered from their cruelty - the ear loppings, the beatings, the blindings with hot irons, the burning of our farms and homes, the mistreatment of our women. It's time to put an end to this!
Now, this forest is wide. It can shelter and clothe and feed a band of good, determined men - good swordsmen, good archers, good fighters. Men, if you're willing to fight for our people, I want you! Are you with me?
That you, the freemen of this forest, swear to despoil the rich only to give to the poor, to shelter the old and the helpless, to protect all women rich or poor, Norman or Saxon. Swear to fight for a free England. To protect her loyally until the return of our King and sovereign Richard the Lion Heart. And swear to fight to the death against our oppressors!
[ She chuckles to herself, as if gaining some sort of victory. Anyway, as she sits back, her computer makes an incoming message noise. And on cue, Vision appears on the screen. Roxi pauses the movie and turns. ]
Roxi - This better be good. You're interrupting my move.
Vision - Sorry.
Roxi - It's okay. What's up?
Vision - I got the info on Clint for you.
Roxi - Thanks.
Vision - What....did you need it for?
Roxi - ...Research.
Vision - Research?
Roxi - Yes.
Vision - What kind of research?
Roxi - The kind that doesn't require you to ask so many questions.
Vision - Ha-Ha. Very funny. I'm serious.
Roxi - I just....want to know.
Vision - He's dead, Roxi. And honestly, you know that. There's something else you're not telling me.
Roxi - It's nothing.
Vision - It's not nothing, it's obviously something.
Roxi - I...I don't want to talk about it.
Vision - Why not?
Roxi - Because.
Vision - Because why?
Roxi - Stop doing that.
Vision - Doing what?
Roxi - Just...drop it. Now do you have it or not?
Vision - ...Yes. But I'm not going to give it to you, until you tell me why you need it.
Roxi - ... Are...are you blackmailing me right now?
Vision - I'm sorry, but if it can help you, I think you should tell me.
[ She stares off into the distance, fighting with herself, finally, she breaks down. ]
Roxi - Fine. You want to know, I'll tell you, but you'll think I'm crazy.
Vision - I already know you're crazy, but that hasn't stopped me yet.
Roxi - Funny. I'm serious.
Vision - Okay, okay. I'm sorry.
Roxi - .... What if....what if I told you...Clint wasn't dead?
Vision - I'd say you really are losing it.
Roxi - I'm serious. I saw him.
Vision - You...you did?
Roxi - Yes.
Vision - Where?
Roxi - In...in my dreams.
Vision - Well...that...really doesn't mean anything.
Roxi - I know what I saw.
Vision - But you just said it was a dream.
Roxi - I know. But...it was when I was not sleeping all that much. He came to me.
Vision - So...he's Freddy Krueger now?
Roxi - It's not funny.
Vision - I'm...I'm just trying to figure this out.
Roxi - When I was looking for Claire, I experienced...sleep, but it felt real. I couldn't tell reality from fantasy. I was stuck in limbo between the two, and there he was. He called it...Microsleep.
Vision - I'm familiar with it.
Roxi - Well, he...he beat me up pretty bad, and it hurt. A lot. I don't really know how it all worked but...in the end, he could have killed me in my sleep.
Vision - So?
Roxi - I...I made a deal with him.
Vision - What kind of deal?
Roxi - Well, that cult kidnapped me, and they were about to try and brainwash me. He...woke me and I escaped. Otherwise I wouldn't be here right now. But I had to agree to help him.
Vision - Help him do what?
Roxi - He didn't say. But he said that one day, he would come back and I would have to help him.
Vision - I...I'm finding this all to be...crazy, you're right.
Roxi - I told you.
Vision - I have everything on him, and there's nothing about him gaining supernatural powers after death. Nothing on him dealing with the occult or anything even close. He was a clean-nosed guy.
Roxi - We all have secrets I guess.
Vision - True. Well...I've sent this stuff to you. I...I don't know what to tell you.
Roxi - Tell me you believe me.
Vision - ....
Roxi - Vision?
Vision - ...I'm not sure any more. I think that you could be right, but still, it's a bit of a tall tale right now.
Roxi - So...what now?
Vision - I think we both need to forget that for now. Let's...talk about something else.
Roxi - Okay, like what?
Vision - Did you get the Christmas present I sent you?
[ Roxi finds the large present and holds it up ]
Roxi - You mean this?
Vision - That's the one.
Roxi - Yeah, weighs a ton, what is it?
Vision - Open it.
Roxi - It's not Christmas.
Vision - After that story, I say you've earned an early gift.
Roxi - Really?
Vision - Yeah. go for it.
[ She begins to unwrap it. ]
Roxi - ....
Vision - What do you think?
Roxi - You got me an Xbox.
Vision - Cool, right?
Roxi - I...I don't really play video games. I'm a girl, remember?
Vision - Trust me, you'll like it.
Roxi - Whatever. Oh, and with... Call of Duty? What's that about?
Vision - It's a online first person shooting game.
Roxi - What's that?
Vision - ...I think you should just give it a try.
Roxi - ....okay.
[ An hour later, Roxi has everything set up and begins her first online match, with the headset on. ]
Roxi - Okay, uh, hey everybody.
NASTYSANDWICH - Sup.
Roxi - I'm new to this game so -
MrFarmAnimal - Great, a n00b.
Roxi - Who?
MrFarmAnimal - You, you're a little n00b loser.
Roxi - Hey, I am not a loser.
MrFarmAnimal - (Mocking) I'm not a loser. Shut up.
Roxi - So rude.
[ The game begins. ]
Roxi - Wait, who's on my team?
MrFarmAnimal - Oh my god, It's Free-for-all, there are no teams.
Roxi - I just want to get good.
MrFarmAnimal - Maybe your balls should drop.
Roxi - Excuse me?
MrFarmAnimal - You sound like a girl.
Roxi - I am a girl.
NASTYSANDWICH - You're a girl?
Wiggles The Clown Do you have a webcam.
Roxi - Wha...
Wiggles The Clown Can you send me some nude pics?
Roxi - Uh...no...Oh, I got killed. Hey, look at that, I'm alive again.
Amish Carpool - This stupid slut sucks.
Roxi - I...You don't know me!
Amish Carpool - I know your mother.
Roxi - Yes, I'm sure.
[ The game rolls on. ]
NASTYSANDWICH - Oh...What?
Roxi - Yes, I got one!
NASTYSANDWICH - Shut up, you little stupid bi*ch
Roxi - You kiss you mother with that mouth.
NASTYSANDWICH - I kiss your mother with this mouth.
Roxi - Oh, another mom joke. Is that all online gameplay is?
NASTYSANDWICH - I swear, I'm gonna find you and teabag you.
Roxi - Ha! jokes on you, I don't even drink tea.
[ A few days later, and surprisingly, she's still playing... ]
BostonTBagParty - What? I got killed by Superheroroxi?
Roxi - Suck it.
BostonTBagParty - Wow, you sound like a girl.
Roxi - That's because I am a girl.
BostonTBagParty - Really? you sound kinda like a guy.
Roxi - What? you just said...nevermind. Oh look, who's got a stealth chopper? this girl!
A Duck on Quack - Shouldn't you be in the kitchen, cooking or something?
Roxi - Shouldn't you be good at this game? Tell you what, I'll get back in the kitchen, when you actually win a Free-For-All against me.
A Duck on Quack - Oh, f*ck you!
Roxi - You'd like that, wouldn't you.
[ The game ends, and Roxi is a the top of the leaderboards. ]
A Duck on Quack - 1V1 me bro!
Roxi - no thanks, I don't want to humiliate you anymore.
A Duck on Quack - F*ck you. I hate you, f*ck this cheating ass game.
Roxi - Yup, blame the game for you going 12 and 26.
BostonTBagParty - I swear, I'm going to find this girl and ram my -
Roxi - And muted.
[ Vision appears on the screen behind her. She turns to meet him. ]
Vision - Roxi?
Roxi - Hey, what's up?
Vision - What are you...are you still playing that game?
Roxi - Yeah, it's kinda fun.
A Duck on Quack - F*ck you. f*ck you!
Vision - What was that?
Roxi - Just making friends.
[ Roxi scores another kill. ]
Roxi - Ha, You should never play this game again. What a loser freak.
A Duck on Quack - I swear to god, fight me IRL you stupid bitch. Fight me!
Vision - Making friends?
Roxi - Yup.
I kinda like this game. I made ton of new friends and I learned several different ways that sex works on the internet. Also, apparently my mom is gay because ScandalousCow titty-banged her. Don't ask me how. Anyway, I gotta focus and beat up angry fighting guy this week. I wonder is he plays COD? Either way, I'm totally to 1v1 him. So in closing I say....
Come at me, bro.
Anyway, TNT is going to be a fun show. Yours truly will be a guest referee in a match between Tyler Rose and Jason Xavier. No, I don't really have any sort of preference as to who wins. If Jason wins, good for him. If Tyler wins, good for him too. I hold no ill will towards Jason simply because he is the number one contender for my championship. I don't need to play favorites. Nor do I need Tyler Rose thinking that there's some kind of connection or to think I like him if I count the pin for him. I'm going to do my job and call the match down the middle. So Jason, if you or Tyler want to get out of line, I'll be happy to put you back in your place. And if you think threatening me will do you any favors, think about the last time either of you faced me, it didn't turn out well did it? So I advise you to be on your best behavior.
Good luck boys.
Now, onto the main course of the evening. Hunter Maverick. Who really just debuted last week and lost to Jake Cage. I know that, and he's British. I know that much because he has an accent. And that's all well and good. And I'm sure this week he'll be looking to defeat me when we have to wrestle. And being such an unknown commodity really presents me with a challenge. Or at least it did, but now, that advantage is no more Mr. Maverick....
Okay, first of all, Hunter Maverick just sounds like a completely made up name. It's like you watched Deer Hunter and Top Gun back to back. At least you didn't nickname yourself "Ice Man" or anything. But that name, Hunter Maverick suggests something about you. It says that you...you like to fight.
Yes. You are now "Likes to fight guy". Everyone knows that guy. And you know what, no one likes that guy either. You know why? Because not everybody likes to fight, and nobody likes to get their butt kicked. But no, you're that guy. That guy who if you bump into him in the club, he wants to go. If you look at his girl, he wants to go, if you make eye contact with him, he wants to go. That totally sounds just like you. You're a fighter by trade, I get that, but you just seem like that guy. The guy rocking the TapouT t-shirt wherever he goes. Oh wait, maybe it's Affliction now. I'm not sure. But the point is Hunter, if you want to fight, I'll fight you. I'm not afraid of anyone's punching power. I stood up to the biggest, baddest sounding dude here and I walked out a winner. So, I'm not going to be afraid of a guy who picks out guys to have a confrontation with a the bar because he's that guy.
Besides Hunter, this isn't a boxing match, nor is it a UFC style fight. This is wrestling. Something I do very, very well. As indicated by my MPW Television championship. So I think if anyone has any sort of advantage, it's me. But I do not underestimate anyone who wants to step into the ring with me. I treat them all the same. They all have had a legit chance to defeat me in the ring, and thus far, very few have actually succeeded. I'm not discounting your skills when it comes to fighting, I'm just saying that people still refuse to take me seriously and overlook me, for whatever given reason, and I continue to prove the naysayers wrong. Are you going to be one of those people? Are you going to be another guy who thinks that because he's got a good punch and a I'm a badass attitude that he can just walk all over me? If you think you can knock my block off like I'm one of the rock'em sock'em robots go ahead and take a number. There's a line forming around the block at this point.
I know that you are going to try to make up for your loss to Jake Cage last week at my expense, and people would notice if you're the first person to give me a loss in two months. But do not come at me with your chest puffed out because you have punched out a few drunks at a bar. Or if you think it's macho to fight bare-chested in a pit or a cage or a ring. There is nothing more neanderthal-like then two people throwing hay-makers at each other. Maybe one day, that will be how everything is solved. Maybe one day that will be the most efficient way to handle any situation. Maybe one day that will be the reason, that you, Hunter Maverick are crowned as the best in the world.
Thursday, December 13th, 2012....is NOT that day.
Now go listen to Godsmack and Drowning Pool on your ipod and punch the wall or something. Just understand that TNT, you're going to lose, again. But it's nothing to get discouraged over. 2 losses is nothing. It will not be the end of the world, or your career. Remember, Megadeath and Slayer will be there to comfort you, and to push you to your next match.
Ta-ta.
[Fade into Roxi sitting in her apartment, watching television. She stares at the screen as the movie title appears: Robin Hood She intently watches, then, showing how big a nerd she is, she begins to recite the dialog. ]
Roxi - (reciting the lines along with the TV)I've called you here as freeborn Englishmen, loyal to our king. While he reigned over us, we lived in peace. But since Prince John has seized the regency, Guy of Gisbourne and the rest of his traitors have murdered and pillaged. You've all suffered from their cruelty - the ear loppings, the beatings, the blindings with hot irons, the burning of our farms and homes, the mistreatment of our women. It's time to put an end to this!
Now, this forest is wide. It can shelter and clothe and feed a band of good, determined men - good swordsmen, good archers, good fighters. Men, if you're willing to fight for our people, I want you! Are you with me?
That you, the freemen of this forest, swear to despoil the rich only to give to the poor, to shelter the old and the helpless, to protect all women rich or poor, Norman or Saxon. Swear to fight for a free England. To protect her loyally until the return of our King and sovereign Richard the Lion Heart. And swear to fight to the death against our oppressors!
[ She chuckles to herself, as if gaining some sort of victory. Anyway, as she sits back, her computer makes an incoming message noise. And on cue, Vision appears on the screen. Roxi pauses the movie and turns. ]
Roxi - This better be good. You're interrupting my move.
Vision - Sorry.
Roxi - It's okay. What's up?
Vision - I got the info on Clint for you.
Roxi - Thanks.
Vision - What....did you need it for?
Roxi - ...Research.
Vision - Research?
Roxi - Yes.
Vision - What kind of research?
Roxi - The kind that doesn't require you to ask so many questions.
Vision - Ha-Ha. Very funny. I'm serious.
Roxi - I just....want to know.
Vision - He's dead, Roxi. And honestly, you know that. There's something else you're not telling me.
Roxi - It's nothing.
Vision - It's not nothing, it's obviously something.
Roxi - I...I don't want to talk about it.
Vision - Why not?
Roxi - Because.
Vision - Because why?
Roxi - Stop doing that.
Vision - Doing what?
Roxi - Just...drop it. Now do you have it or not?
Vision - ...Yes. But I'm not going to give it to you, until you tell me why you need it.
Roxi - ... Are...are you blackmailing me right now?
Vision - I'm sorry, but if it can help you, I think you should tell me.
[ She stares off into the distance, fighting with herself, finally, she breaks down. ]
Roxi - Fine. You want to know, I'll tell you, but you'll think I'm crazy.
Vision - I already know you're crazy, but that hasn't stopped me yet.
Roxi - Funny. I'm serious.
Vision - Okay, okay. I'm sorry.
Roxi - .... What if....what if I told you...Clint wasn't dead?
Vision - I'd say you really are losing it.
Roxi - I'm serious. I saw him.
Vision - You...you did?
Roxi - Yes.
Vision - Where?
Roxi - In...in my dreams.
Vision - Well...that...really doesn't mean anything.
Roxi - I know what I saw.
Vision - But you just said it was a dream.
Roxi - I know. But...it was when I was not sleeping all that much. He came to me.
Vision - So...he's Freddy Krueger now?
Roxi - It's not funny.
Vision - I'm...I'm just trying to figure this out.
Roxi - When I was looking for Claire, I experienced...sleep, but it felt real. I couldn't tell reality from fantasy. I was stuck in limbo between the two, and there he was. He called it...Microsleep.
Vision - I'm familiar with it.
Roxi - Well, he...he beat me up pretty bad, and it hurt. A lot. I don't really know how it all worked but...in the end, he could have killed me in my sleep.
Vision - So?
Roxi - I...I made a deal with him.
Vision - What kind of deal?
Roxi - Well, that cult kidnapped me, and they were about to try and brainwash me. He...woke me and I escaped. Otherwise I wouldn't be here right now. But I had to agree to help him.
Vision - Help him do what?
Roxi - He didn't say. But he said that one day, he would come back and I would have to help him.
Vision - I...I'm finding this all to be...crazy, you're right.
Roxi - I told you.
Vision - I have everything on him, and there's nothing about him gaining supernatural powers after death. Nothing on him dealing with the occult or anything even close. He was a clean-nosed guy.
Roxi - We all have secrets I guess.
Vision - True. Well...I've sent this stuff to you. I...I don't know what to tell you.
Roxi - Tell me you believe me.
Vision - ....
Roxi - Vision?
Vision - ...I'm not sure any more. I think that you could be right, but still, it's a bit of a tall tale right now.
Roxi - So...what now?
Vision - I think we both need to forget that for now. Let's...talk about something else.
Roxi - Okay, like what?
Vision - Did you get the Christmas present I sent you?
[ Roxi finds the large present and holds it up ]
Roxi - You mean this?
Vision - That's the one.
Roxi - Yeah, weighs a ton, what is it?
Vision - Open it.
Roxi - It's not Christmas.
Vision - After that story, I say you've earned an early gift.
Roxi - Really?
Vision - Yeah. go for it.
[ She begins to unwrap it. ]
Roxi - ....
Vision - What do you think?
Roxi - You got me an Xbox.
Vision - Cool, right?
Roxi - I...I don't really play video games. I'm a girl, remember?
Vision - Trust me, you'll like it.
Roxi - Whatever. Oh, and with... Call of Duty? What's that about?
Vision - It's a online first person shooting game.
Roxi - What's that?
Vision - ...I think you should just give it a try.
Roxi - ....okay.
[ An hour later, Roxi has everything set up and begins her first online match, with the headset on. ]
Roxi - Okay, uh, hey everybody.
NASTYSANDWICH - Sup.
Roxi - I'm new to this game so -
MrFarmAnimal - Great, a n00b.
Roxi - Who?
MrFarmAnimal - You, you're a little n00b loser.
Roxi - Hey, I am not a loser.
MrFarmAnimal - (Mocking) I'm not a loser. Shut up.
Roxi - So rude.
[ The game begins. ]
Roxi - Wait, who's on my team?
MrFarmAnimal - Oh my god, It's Free-for-all, there are no teams.
Roxi - I just want to get good.
MrFarmAnimal - Maybe your balls should drop.
Roxi - Excuse me?
MrFarmAnimal - You sound like a girl.
Roxi - I am a girl.
NASTYSANDWICH - You're a girl?
Wiggles The Clown Do you have a webcam.
Roxi - Wha...
Wiggles The Clown Can you send me some nude pics?
Roxi - Uh...no...Oh, I got killed. Hey, look at that, I'm alive again.
Amish Carpool - This stupid slut sucks.
Roxi - I...You don't know me!
Amish Carpool - I know your mother.
Roxi - Yes, I'm sure.
[ The game rolls on. ]
NASTYSANDWICH - Oh...What?
Roxi - Yes, I got one!
NASTYSANDWICH - Shut up, you little stupid bi*ch
Roxi - You kiss you mother with that mouth.
NASTYSANDWICH - I kiss your mother with this mouth.
Roxi - Oh, another mom joke. Is that all online gameplay is?
NASTYSANDWICH - I swear, I'm gonna find you and teabag you.
Roxi - Ha! jokes on you, I don't even drink tea.
[ A few days later, and surprisingly, she's still playing... ]
BostonTBagParty - What? I got killed by Superheroroxi?
Roxi - Suck it.
BostonTBagParty - Wow, you sound like a girl.
Roxi - That's because I am a girl.
BostonTBagParty - Really? you sound kinda like a guy.
Roxi - What? you just said...nevermind. Oh look, who's got a stealth chopper? this girl!
A Duck on Quack - Shouldn't you be in the kitchen, cooking or something?
Roxi - Shouldn't you be good at this game? Tell you what, I'll get back in the kitchen, when you actually win a Free-For-All against me.
A Duck on Quack - Oh, f*ck you!
Roxi - You'd like that, wouldn't you.
[ The game ends, and Roxi is a the top of the leaderboards. ]
A Duck on Quack - 1V1 me bro!
Roxi - no thanks, I don't want to humiliate you anymore.
A Duck on Quack - F*ck you. I hate you, f*ck this cheating ass game.
Roxi - Yup, blame the game for you going 12 and 26.
BostonTBagParty - I swear, I'm going to find this girl and ram my -
Roxi - And muted.
[ Vision appears on the screen behind her. She turns to meet him. ]
Vision - Roxi?
Roxi - Hey, what's up?
Vision - What are you...are you still playing that game?
Roxi - Yeah, it's kinda fun.
A Duck on Quack - F*ck you. f*ck you!
Vision - What was that?
Roxi - Just making friends.
[ Roxi scores another kill. ]
Roxi - Ha, You should never play this game again. What a loser freak.
A Duck on Quack - I swear to god, fight me IRL you stupid bitch. Fight me!
Vision - Making friends?
Roxi - Yup.
I kinda like this game. I made ton of new friends and I learned several different ways that sex works on the internet. Also, apparently my mom is gay because ScandalousCow titty-banged her. Don't ask me how. Anyway, I gotta focus and beat up angry fighting guy this week. I wonder is he plays COD? Either way, I'm totally to 1v1 him. So in closing I say....
Come at me, bro.
