Post by Kuk Killswitch on Dec 20, 2012 9:36:00 GMT -5
"Ok, so I get Ash again?"
We come into view on the scene. We can see Kuk Killswitch sitting on a bar stool at the counter at his house. Rebecca is standing across the counter from him, reading a message from her phone.
Rebecca:"Yup. It says here on the website. Kuk Killswitch vs. Ash Soulsfate for the X-Core Championship."
Kuk:"Fuck yeah! I'm surprised that I got this match. But I mean, I have been doing my thing in the X-Core Division, a division I created!"
Rebecca:"How many times are you going to remind everyone?"
Kuk:"Every damn time I can!"
Kuk smiles and Rebecca shakes her head. She leans over the counter and plants a small peck on his lips. She sits back to her original position and is smiling while reading.
Kuk:"You know, you can be a real geek sometimes. while your reading shit."
Rebecca:"Shut up you talentless fuck."
Rebecca laughs.
Kuk:"You know, that hurt."
Kuk stands up and grabs Rebecca from across the counter causing her to drop her phone. He tackles her to the ground and pins her arms down to the ground.
Kuk:"Talk shit now!"
Rebecca struggles, but has no chance of moving. She starts moving her lower body and Kuk smiles and looks down. She takes advantage and gets a hand free before spinning Kuk around and pinning his arms down. She raises her eyebrows and smiles.
Kuk:"Tease."
Rebecca stands up and helps Kuk up. They kiss for a moment and Rebecca then picks up her phone. Rebecca adjusts her shirt as Kuk fixes his pants. We can see that Kuk is wearing black tight cargo pants with a chain wallet, a studded belt, a MPW T-Shirt, a pair of black and white Converse All Stars, and his usual backwards and tilted to the left a bit black billed beanie. Rebecca is wearing a MPW T-Shirt, blue faded skin tight jeans, a pair of black high heels, and her hair is tied in a ponytail. Rebecca walks over to a mirror to adjust her ponytail and Kuk walks up from behind and puts his arms around her. She locks her arms onto his and he holds her tightly. They both staring into the mirror.
Kuk:"How did I get so lucky?"
Rebecca smiles.
Kuk:"Holy SHIT!"
Rebecca:"What?!"
Kuk laughs
Kuk:"I didn't realize how sexy we we're!"
Rebecca slaps Kuk on the arm as they both laugh.
Kuk:"So, what do I gotta do today Babydoll?"
Rebecca looks at her phone. A few moments pass and she looks up again.
Rebecca:"Well, all you have planned is a video to make for the Ash match and then a promo to record for Ash and Brandon. Then your cheap ass can take me to dinner."
Kuk laughs and nods.
Kuk:"Well, looks like I'm off."
Kuk looks at the camera.
Kuk:"This is where the random skipping starts."
A few hours later.....
The scene re opens in a hospital room. The room is basic as it is white and has a TV, some machines, and your basic hospital room set-up. A older man is laying in the bed with a ton of tubes and wires attached to him. He is watching a episode of the Three Stooges.........wait a second!!!!! Wasn't this done before? Oh yeah.....Ash FUCKING Soulsfate did it last week. Um.....moving on!
We open to a rich home. We can see butlers, maids, gardeners, and every other kind of hired help imaginable. We can see a man dressed in a suit. His hair is cut into a crew cut type look and he is cleanly shaven. This man looks almost exactly like Ash Soulsfate except for one minor detail. The man weighs about 500 pounds. The man rolls into the front door of the house and immedietly into the kitchen. He rolls over to the table and stops at a chair. He bounces a few times before landing on the chair and breaking it, but not noticing.
600 Pound Ash Soulsfate:"Me want food!"
The sound of beeping is heard and after a few seconds the wall begins to move. The wall opens up much like a castle would and a Cement truck backs up tot he table. The side of the Cement truck is labeled "Breakfast". 600 Pound Ash Soulsfate opens his mouth as the Cement truck Chute extends to his lips. 600 Pound Ash grabs hold of it and puts a thumbs up. Suddenly, food starts running down the chute and right down 600 pound Ash's throat. We see pizzas, hamburgers, hot dogs, French Fries, and every other kind of food imaginable run down the chute and disappear into 600 pound Ash's mouth. After a few minutes the machine shuts off and 600 pound Ash pushes the chute away. The Cement Truck drives off and A=600 Pound Ash smiles revealing tons of chewed up food bits in his teeth.
600 Pound Ash Soulsfate:"Ash full! Nap time!"
600 Pound Ash instantly falls asleep. Outside we can see Kuk Killswitch sitting at a bar watching the whole thing. He has his feet up with cotton balls between his toes and a straight edge X t-shirt and ripped shorts on. He is sipping on Green tea. He looks at the camera as he sets down his cup.
Kuk:"Remember this Ash? Remember this outfit? Remember this sight? Aftershock. October ninth. King of the Mountain match for the X-Core Championship. You cut a promo where you parodied your opponents much like I did to you just then. You see how stupid that shit is?! Your an idiot! This shit ain't a game son! This shit is real!"
Kuk stands up and pushes over the bar. He tosses the cotton balls away from his toes and throws the green tea cup. The cup flies through the air and hits 600 pound Ash in the face, shattering and cutting him up in the process. 600 Pound Ash begins to fall over and we zoom out on the globe. Suddenly, a huge explosion is seen and the world explodes into bits.
End of Video...
Promo time!
We open up to a cliff. It is night and all we can see is a bonfire and the sound of water. The beach is seen as we focus into the scene and we can now see we are on the edge of a cliff over top of an ocean at the beach. A bonfire is taking place, but instead of people, there is only a person. Kuk Killswitch. Kuk is standing on the very edge of the cliff with his hands in his pockets. He is looking out to the world and we can tell he is thinking about the match.
Kuk:"Ash Soulsfate versus Kuk Killswitch. Round two motherfucker! I'm not going to promise anything. I'm not going to guarantee anything. All I am going to say is I will be tearing Ash apart. Last time I wasn't in the match fully. last time, Ash, you met a different Killswitch. An unfocused Killswitch. But this time, Ash, I am all for it. I'm not going to blame my loses on anything. I lost, fair and fucking square. You pinned me and I lost. I believe we have faced four times. two times was one on one. And the other two were the King of the Mountain match and a tag team match. Every time we meet Ash, you beat me. I am going to try my hardest to defeat you this time Ash. And if I don't, I'm done."
Kuk shakes his head. Still not looking at the camera he continues to speak.
Kuk:"No, I'm not going to retire. No I'm not going to leave MPW. And No, I'm not going to disappear like a bitch. If I lose, I am going to be done with you. You won't hear from me again Ash. This is my last chance, personally. I'm tired of being known as the guy who can't get it done. The guy who get's right to the glory, but just can't grab a hold of it. if I do not win the X-Core Championship, Kuk Killswitch will not go after the X-Core Championship anymore as long as you are champion Ash. That is my promise."
Kuk takes his hands out of his pocket and rubs his face.
Kuk:"You see, I have thought a lot about my career lately Ash. I have thought a lot about what I have done. I have won a lot in my career, but it's nothing compared to what you will go on to do. I don't see Kuk Killswitch winning the MPW World Heavyweight Championship. But I sure as hell can see Ash doing it. Why? Because that's what I see in the future. I see me being a mid carder. Not going anywhere. But Ash, I see you moving straight to the top. It's sad to say that about ones own self, but that's the truth."
Kuk walks over to the fire and throws a log on. He brushes his hands off and walks back to teh edge of the cliff.
Kuk:"You know Ash, I respect the hell out of you. The last time we met I was a disrespectful little spitfuck who just wanted the gold. Now, I just want a chance to say I beat a future champion. And Ash, after the match, win or lose, I will extend my hand to you."
Kuk:"My father once said to me 'A wrestler? Why would you want to be something lousy like that? You just want the money and the fame!'. My father was not the nicest man. He did not know a thing about me or my life. I do this because I love to do it. I don't do it for the money, the luxury, the fame, or the fans. I do it because this is what I love to do. The fans love to watch me do it and I love to entertain them. And Ash, I promise you this. The fans will definetly be cheering for us this week. The main event motherfucker. Me and you. one on one. We are going to show MPW why we are the best in this company. Why the X-Core Division isn't just a bunch of hardcore retards hitting each other with tools. Yes, we beat the fuck out of each other with whatever we can find, but we can also wrestle. All my career i've been known as the guy who beats himself up for money. I want to show the world that I am more then that. That I can wrestle and also go hardcore. You want to be taken seriously Ash? After me and you tango, people will understand They will fear. They will know what Ash Soulsfate is all about. And no, I am not sucking up. I am speaking the truth."
Kuk turns to the camera and stares.
Kuk:"Me and you Ash. In the ring alone. Nobody else will be there to stop us and nobody else will be there to tame us. One on one. Mono e mono. Kuk Killswitch versus Ash Soulsfate for the X-Core Championship. The end of the war. Will Ash get Kuk'd or will Kuk just be another fallen challenger? Tune in to Thursday Night Takedown to find out!"
Kuk turns back to the cliff and goes back into his thinking as the camera pans over to the fire and zooms in as the scene slowly fades out to darkness.
We come into view on the scene. We can see Kuk Killswitch sitting on a bar stool at the counter at his house. Rebecca is standing across the counter from him, reading a message from her phone.
Rebecca:"Yup. It says here on the website. Kuk Killswitch vs. Ash Soulsfate for the X-Core Championship."
Kuk:"Fuck yeah! I'm surprised that I got this match. But I mean, I have been doing my thing in the X-Core Division, a division I created!"
Rebecca:"How many times are you going to remind everyone?"
Kuk:"Every damn time I can!"
Kuk smiles and Rebecca shakes her head. She leans over the counter and plants a small peck on his lips. She sits back to her original position and is smiling while reading.
Kuk:"You know, you can be a real geek sometimes. while your reading shit."
Rebecca:"Shut up you talentless fuck."
Rebecca laughs.
Kuk:"You know, that hurt."
Kuk stands up and grabs Rebecca from across the counter causing her to drop her phone. He tackles her to the ground and pins her arms down to the ground.
Kuk:"Talk shit now!"
Rebecca struggles, but has no chance of moving. She starts moving her lower body and Kuk smiles and looks down. She takes advantage and gets a hand free before spinning Kuk around and pinning his arms down. She raises her eyebrows and smiles.
Kuk:"Tease."
Rebecca stands up and helps Kuk up. They kiss for a moment and Rebecca then picks up her phone. Rebecca adjusts her shirt as Kuk fixes his pants. We can see that Kuk is wearing black tight cargo pants with a chain wallet, a studded belt, a MPW T-Shirt, a pair of black and white Converse All Stars, and his usual backwards and tilted to the left a bit black billed beanie. Rebecca is wearing a MPW T-Shirt, blue faded skin tight jeans, a pair of black high heels, and her hair is tied in a ponytail. Rebecca walks over to a mirror to adjust her ponytail and Kuk walks up from behind and puts his arms around her. She locks her arms onto his and he holds her tightly. They both staring into the mirror.
Kuk:"How did I get so lucky?"
Rebecca smiles.
Kuk:"Holy SHIT!"
Rebecca:"What?!"
Kuk laughs
Kuk:"I didn't realize how sexy we we're!"
Rebecca slaps Kuk on the arm as they both laugh.
Kuk:"So, what do I gotta do today Babydoll?"
Rebecca looks at her phone. A few moments pass and she looks up again.
Rebecca:"Well, all you have planned is a video to make for the Ash match and then a promo to record for Ash and Brandon. Then your cheap ass can take me to dinner."
Kuk laughs and nods.
Kuk:"Well, looks like I'm off."
Kuk looks at the camera.
Kuk:"This is where the random skipping starts."
A few hours later.....
The scene re opens in a hospital room. The room is basic as it is white and has a TV, some machines, and your basic hospital room set-up. A older man is laying in the bed with a ton of tubes and wires attached to him. He is watching a episode of the Three Stooges.........wait a second!!!!! Wasn't this done before? Oh yeah.....Ash FUCKING Soulsfate did it last week. Um.....moving on!
We open to a rich home. We can see butlers, maids, gardeners, and every other kind of hired help imaginable. We can see a man dressed in a suit. His hair is cut into a crew cut type look and he is cleanly shaven. This man looks almost exactly like Ash Soulsfate except for one minor detail. The man weighs about 500 pounds. The man rolls into the front door of the house and immedietly into the kitchen. He rolls over to the table and stops at a chair. He bounces a few times before landing on the chair and breaking it, but not noticing.
600 Pound Ash Soulsfate:"Me want food!"
The sound of beeping is heard and after a few seconds the wall begins to move. The wall opens up much like a castle would and a Cement truck backs up tot he table. The side of the Cement truck is labeled "Breakfast". 600 Pound Ash Soulsfate opens his mouth as the Cement truck Chute extends to his lips. 600 Pound Ash grabs hold of it and puts a thumbs up. Suddenly, food starts running down the chute and right down 600 pound Ash's throat. We see pizzas, hamburgers, hot dogs, French Fries, and every other kind of food imaginable run down the chute and disappear into 600 pound Ash's mouth. After a few minutes the machine shuts off and 600 pound Ash pushes the chute away. The Cement Truck drives off and A=600 Pound Ash smiles revealing tons of chewed up food bits in his teeth.
600 Pound Ash Soulsfate:"Ash full! Nap time!"
600 Pound Ash instantly falls asleep. Outside we can see Kuk Killswitch sitting at a bar watching the whole thing. He has his feet up with cotton balls between his toes and a straight edge X t-shirt and ripped shorts on. He is sipping on Green tea. He looks at the camera as he sets down his cup.
Kuk:"Remember this Ash? Remember this outfit? Remember this sight? Aftershock. October ninth. King of the Mountain match for the X-Core Championship. You cut a promo where you parodied your opponents much like I did to you just then. You see how stupid that shit is?! Your an idiot! This shit ain't a game son! This shit is real!"
Kuk stands up and pushes over the bar. He tosses the cotton balls away from his toes and throws the green tea cup. The cup flies through the air and hits 600 pound Ash in the face, shattering and cutting him up in the process. 600 Pound Ash begins to fall over and we zoom out on the globe. Suddenly, a huge explosion is seen and the world explodes into bits.
End of Video...
Promo time!
We open up to a cliff. It is night and all we can see is a bonfire and the sound of water. The beach is seen as we focus into the scene and we can now see we are on the edge of a cliff over top of an ocean at the beach. A bonfire is taking place, but instead of people, there is only a person. Kuk Killswitch. Kuk is standing on the very edge of the cliff with his hands in his pockets. He is looking out to the world and we can tell he is thinking about the match.
Kuk:"Ash Soulsfate versus Kuk Killswitch. Round two motherfucker! I'm not going to promise anything. I'm not going to guarantee anything. All I am going to say is I will be tearing Ash apart. Last time I wasn't in the match fully. last time, Ash, you met a different Killswitch. An unfocused Killswitch. But this time, Ash, I am all for it. I'm not going to blame my loses on anything. I lost, fair and fucking square. You pinned me and I lost. I believe we have faced four times. two times was one on one. And the other two were the King of the Mountain match and a tag team match. Every time we meet Ash, you beat me. I am going to try my hardest to defeat you this time Ash. And if I don't, I'm done."
Kuk shakes his head. Still not looking at the camera he continues to speak.
Kuk:"No, I'm not going to retire. No I'm not going to leave MPW. And No, I'm not going to disappear like a bitch. If I lose, I am going to be done with you. You won't hear from me again Ash. This is my last chance, personally. I'm tired of being known as the guy who can't get it done. The guy who get's right to the glory, but just can't grab a hold of it. if I do not win the X-Core Championship, Kuk Killswitch will not go after the X-Core Championship anymore as long as you are champion Ash. That is my promise."
Kuk takes his hands out of his pocket and rubs his face.
Kuk:"You see, I have thought a lot about my career lately Ash. I have thought a lot about what I have done. I have won a lot in my career, but it's nothing compared to what you will go on to do. I don't see Kuk Killswitch winning the MPW World Heavyweight Championship. But I sure as hell can see Ash doing it. Why? Because that's what I see in the future. I see me being a mid carder. Not going anywhere. But Ash, I see you moving straight to the top. It's sad to say that about ones own self, but that's the truth."
Kuk walks over to the fire and throws a log on. He brushes his hands off and walks back to teh edge of the cliff.
Kuk:"You know Ash, I respect the hell out of you. The last time we met I was a disrespectful little spitfuck who just wanted the gold. Now, I just want a chance to say I beat a future champion. And Ash, after the match, win or lose, I will extend my hand to you."
Kuk:"My father once said to me 'A wrestler? Why would you want to be something lousy like that? You just want the money and the fame!'. My father was not the nicest man. He did not know a thing about me or my life. I do this because I love to do it. I don't do it for the money, the luxury, the fame, or the fans. I do it because this is what I love to do. The fans love to watch me do it and I love to entertain them. And Ash, I promise you this. The fans will definetly be cheering for us this week. The main event motherfucker. Me and you. one on one. We are going to show MPW why we are the best in this company. Why the X-Core Division isn't just a bunch of hardcore retards hitting each other with tools. Yes, we beat the fuck out of each other with whatever we can find, but we can also wrestle. All my career i've been known as the guy who beats himself up for money. I want to show the world that I am more then that. That I can wrestle and also go hardcore. You want to be taken seriously Ash? After me and you tango, people will understand They will fear. They will know what Ash Soulsfate is all about. And no, I am not sucking up. I am speaking the truth."
Kuk turns to the camera and stares.
Kuk:"Me and you Ash. In the ring alone. Nobody else will be there to stop us and nobody else will be there to tame us. One on one. Mono e mono. Kuk Killswitch versus Ash Soulsfate for the X-Core Championship. The end of the war. Will Ash get Kuk'd or will Kuk just be another fallen challenger? Tune in to Thursday Night Takedown to find out!"
Kuk turns back to the cliff and goes back into his thinking as the camera pans over to the fire and zooms in as the scene slowly fades out to darkness.
