Post by ethancage on Dec 20, 2012 12:03:21 GMT -5
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The Search Continues....and Ends...
The camera comes in on Ash Soulsfate's black 1966 fastback Mustang, more importantly on the passenger side of his car. As the camera comes up to the car, we see the window is down. The camera coming up even further, the camera pokes in to see an invitation to a child's birthday party on the passenger's seat. Then, we hear the alarm chirp and as the camera is still in the window, another cameraman catches the first cameraman getting caught in Ash's window, his body flails on the side of Ash's car. We even hear the second cameraman giggle at this poor man's misfortune. Well, instead of getting help, the second cameraman has taken it upon himself to get Ash's new promo himself. You might be wondering why Ash might need two cameras, and if this is the first Ash Soulsfate promo you've ever seen, well go ahead and watch the not only awesomeness, but other's misfortunes, and the simple action within one Ash Soulsfate promo, and then having two cameras may then even seem not enough. Chaos seems to follow our anti-hero, due to his attitude, the fact that he can't keep his mouth shut. Even in the ring, if you saw those matches with Kuk Killswitch, that would be all the point I need. And now we catch Ash in one of the most unlikeliest of places, a child's birthday. The second cameraman takes it upon himself to kick the first cameraman in the ass while he's caught up within the window and runs towards the side gate where Ash and Poe have just entered the party. Like flies, the kids see one of the MPW's biggest ego Ash and flock to him. Ash rolls his eyes which we can't see through his Ray Bans, but Poe however, bends down to hug these children hello, a smile on her face the likes of which we've not seen before, possibly thinking of their own child. With Killswitch's track record of kidnapping children, this week is especially secretive of where Ash's child resides. Going back to our man, the women also flock to him but more subtly as of course Poe is present, and we can come to the conclusion that these people all know each other. The tiniest little boy with crutches comes up to Ash, we can tell that Ash is looking at this child, but his facial expression hasn't changed. The droopy eyed child is trying to get to Ash as fast as he possibly can. Now Ash Soulsfate is a prick, but there's no amount of prickness that would allow this innocent child to be abused by Ash Soulsfate. Ash makes his way through this crowd and heads straight for the little boy, Ash and the child stand facing each other. The child with a look as if seeing Barney or a tit for the first time, such a bright light in his eyes, still Ash's facial expression hasn't changed. Suddenly a man picks this little boy up and takes him as if protecting him from Ash.
Man: I know my wife is friends with your little girlfriend asshole, but I don't want you here.
Little Boy: Dad, that's Ash Soulsfate.
Man: I know who he is son. And if I weren't holding you right now I'd-
Ash Soulsfate rolls his shoulders and neck, finally breaking his silence.
Ash: You'd what?
Little Boy: Did you bring AJ?
Ash smirks hearing his son's name, the name he has tattoo'd on the side of his body.
Ash: No Jeremy, I didn't. He's busy.
Little Boy: Is it because of Killswitch?
Ash: There's bigger assholes than me out there kiddo.
Man: I can't imagine that.
Ash turns his back to the man and hits the I'll Always Be Better(pele kick)on the father and much as only Ash can, catches the little boy from hitting the ground. Ash closes his eyes and the little boy pins Ash 1, 2, 3.
Little Boy: Yay, I get the X-Core title.
Ash smirks.
Ash: I guess you did.
Poe: You kids all want to pin Ash Soulsfate?
Ash: Poe, don-
Before Ash can finish the sentence, they all pin Ash and having their fun. Poe laughs as she thinks of the sight of when Ash gives AJ the airplane with just his feet. No one is even tending to the fallen father of the little boy. Ash stands and fixes his All That Remains shirt and jean jacket. The children still haven't taken their eyes off of Ash.
Woman: What happened to Jack? ...Oh, hi Ash.
The woman fully understanding now what must have happened and Ash smirks in his response.
Ash: Julia.
Julia: What did he say this time?
Ash shrugs.
Jeremy: Mommy, thank you for inviting Ash Soulsfate to my party, I'll be the most popular kid in school.
Julia: You're welcome honey, but as I've told you, Ash is our guest. Your entertainment is Jingles.
As if on cue, Jingles the clown walks into the backyard with balloons, smelling of whiskey and cotton candy. Ash's once jovial self turns back...well to Ash. Poe grabs Ash's hand and squeezes it.
Poe: Ash, this is Jeremy's birthday party, and you've already beaten up his father.
Jingles: Where's the birthday boy?
Jeremy: Go away Killswitch!
Kids: YEAH!
Julia: No children, "Jingles", Jingles is his name.
Jeremy: I don't want him here Ash, Killswitch doesn't like children and he hurts mommies. He kills babies.
Ash: It's not Killswitch kid.
Julia: Come on Jeremy.
Jeremy hits the clown with his crutch.
Jeremy: Go away Killswitch!
Jingles: OW! Hey fuck you kid.
The kids rush the clown, some of them even doing some Ash Soulsfate mannerisms. A child even pulls his shirt over his head and lifts it, as if Ash's entrance hoodie. It's all fun and games until Jingles pushes the kids, and little Jeremy falls to the ground.
Julia: Jeremy!
Poe superkicks the clown, and he hits the ground hard. Jeremy tugs on Ash's leg.
Jeremy: Make Killswitch tap out Ash.
Ash laughs.
Ash: But kid, that's not the real Ki-...Ah fuck it.
Kids: FUCK IT!
Ash picks up Jingles to all fours and locks on a camel clutch to which Jingles immediately is tapping out.
Jeremy: Welcome to the HUNT!
Jeremy turns his back to the clown, and due to his illness, rolls down and does the slowest "I'll Always Be Better" ever, but still proves a point. Jeremy raises his arms. The unconcsious man finally awakes, to see the clown now knocked out.
Man: Julia, you know we're getting sued for this!
Julia: Fuck it Harold, ...look how happy our son is.
The camera fades on the children doing Ash Soulsfate poses, while Ash doesn't bother to pay attention, to him finding a bottle of Patron at the grown ups table.
Scene 2
The camera comes back on the Maury Povich set, and the camera scans to actually find the real Maury sitting infront of a real audience
Maury: Hello ladies and gentlemen, just when you think we've had the weirdest characters on this show, I have one that will surpass it today. Today we have a child that was abandoned, left to group homes and the abuse of male prostitutes around the world. Here is Killswitch.
Clearly it's Ash Soulsfate in a wig, and Anarchy shirt with no sleeves and ripped up sweats, in the inset next to Maury.
Maury: Today his parents have come to explain their story, he doesn't know it yet, but he will meet them today. What do you think Killswitch is here for? He thinks he is here to show the world that he has no penis.
The crowd is stuck on silent.
Maury: Well don't blame him, blame these people coming out. Let's hear it for Sasquatch and Nicole Bass!
Two very good impersonators come out in their respective attires, although Sasquatch isn't doing much these days, if Soulsfate got the real Maury, who is to say that this isn't the real Sasquatch or the real Nicole Bass. The two sit on chairs on the stage, Nicole already holding tissue and dabbing his or her eyes, her make up running. They are of course, heavily boo'ed upon their entry.
Maury: Killswitch has raped women, he's kidnapped children, he's completely weak in his profession as a wrestler and has already failed twice to win the X-Core title and has been stagnent in motivation, don't you think this has anything to do with you two?
Nicole: You don't understand my life Maury, I am a forgotten Chyna wannabe, and I always knew I'd be. I could not be in charge of some child.
Sasquatch: To be fair, I was a horrible father to my other children.
Maury: Do you think that some kind of excuse for the outcome of this child Killswitch. Why do you two name him that?
Nicole: He caused me to get fat and lose half my audience and a huge drop in ticket sales in recent years. I blame my connection with Killswitch, no matter how small.
Sasquatch: Have you seen my career Maury, a lot of people think it was Bigfoot that held me down in my career, but clearly ever since Killswitchy was born, everything went downhill. Do you know how much it costs to shave his back?
Maury: Are you prepared to meet your demonseed?
Nicole: I want to see my precious son.
Maury: Your son is known to blow goats, strip infront of the elderly, and fondle himself in the ball pit of McDonald's everywhere. Here is, Killswitch!
Ash walks out as Killswitch in horrible black sweats, his wig tangled and an even grosser beard, even going so far as to mimic Killswitch's mannerisms.
"Killswitch" takes a seat inbetween Nicole Bass and Sasquatch, the couple not wanting to look "Killswitch" in the face. "Killswitch" has a Superman Pez despenser and takes some pez out and shoves it into his mouth.
"Killswitch": I'm ready to show the world I ain't go no winky Maury.
"Killswitch" has his thumb up and index finger out like a gun and winks at Maury.
Maury: Killswitch, you think you're here to prove your a woman, which is why you lost to Brandon Nytrus so easily. But instead, you are here.....to meet your parents.
"Killswitch": Cool, what am I looking at, Charles Manson and the looks of Sharon Stone?
Maury: Not exactly Killswitch, your parents are next to you at either side. Nicole Bass and Sasquatch are your birth parents.
"Killswitch" instantly begins to act like a child and crosses his fake hairy arms in front of him and makes a pouty lip face.
"Killswitch": I wanted John Wayne Gacy and Barbara Streisand!
Nicole: I'm so sorry we gave you up son.
Sasquatch: You're grounded.
"Killswitch": For what?
Sasquatch: Losing, constantly becoming a failure and creating this sham that you are going to beat Ash Soulsfate. Let the man become bigger than you, because he's made for bigger and better, he's not made to play pretend with your king of hardcore fiscade.
"Killswitch": You'll never understand me Dad. This is why I keep gerbals up my ass until they die completely, or until Kurt Newman pulls it out with his mouth.
Sasquatch: You got that from me. But it was your mother who got it out.
Nicole: Rumors of me taking out a rib to suck my own dick, it was really the birth of you Killswitch. Wait...I mean I don't have a dick.
"Killswitch": Why did you leave me?
Sasquatch: You cried a lot, you shat your pants..on purpose, you tried to have sex with your mother at four years old. Was the weirdest thing, we would've thought you didn't even know what that was at that age.
"Killswitch": That explains my fascination for make up on men.
Maury: Let's take some questions from the crowd.
The camera scans the crowd to see a sea of dumbfounded and very shocked faces. Until one man stands up wearing a Trey Baxter shirt and a Christian Carter head band.
Man: Yes, how did it feel to lose your title shots to Ash Soulsfate and then get a third title shot when it was Brandon Nytrus that beat you in an X-Core rules match. How did it feel for him to take your future in the MPW?
"Killswitch": Well how the fuck do you think it feels, to have these rookies beat me, to have everyone pass me, but I've upgraded, I've beaten a few rookies, after Ash Soulsfate beats me though, I don't know what I'll do. You see this shot may be my last chance, but now that I'm facing Ash Soulsfate once again, I just don't know if I have it in me anymore-
A hand in the audience goes up.
"Killswitch"...and no I'm not talking about the gerbals.
The hand in the audience goes back down.
Maury: That was your question wasn't it?
The man nods. A woman stands.
Woman: I'm a big Andre Dixon fan, and I know he's hardly in the MPW anymore when it was built up to be a triple threat for the X-Core title, but here's my question. How do you feel about his statements of all whiteboys are "clowns" and the like?
"Killswitch": I suppose he doesn't know about Homey the Clown, but none the less, he's probably referring to there being replica upon replica of my dark gimmick. I mean sure it's played out Maury, but you're asking a man who does bare minimum promos and half assed quips to do more thinking than I really need. I don't like to know shit about my opponent, I just like to go in fresh and figure them out, of course that leads to the subpar record I currently hold in the MPW, but I was set to be the The Hardcore Reject and now it seems like I'm the X-Core title reject, because I keep getting rejected from winning it.
Maury: Well that shows us just how good you truly are, doesn't it. I mean if you're losing matches where you don't get in a move edgewise in the MPW, what can you tell me about the places where you're winning world titles that's interesting.
"Killswitch": Listen Maury, it's Brandon Nytrus's fault, it's Madd Katt's, Ash Soulsfate's, it's everyone else but my fault. In that ring, I'm a scared little bitch, and get away with it so by doing ridiculous things in promos that would normally get myself arrested, I mean if any of it were real, I have evidence ON CAMERA of me making my bestfriend raping a woman or as I put it, spreading my love juice all over TJ Pain's wife's face. I'd be in jail right now! Not to mention killing his baby.
Maury: Well then why do you put that image out there.
"Killswitch": I said it once already, it's for the sale of tickets, it's to put asses in those seats. The people show up to hate me, because I give them something to truly hate.
Maury: And by raping women, you expect to have it that simple. Women in this country that have literally been through that experience, not for a camera, not for some selfish man's gimmick, how should they feel?
"Killswitch": I live in a fake asylum with a gym inside my head, what do I care, I'm a fuckin' hyprocritical cunt, and I know it.
Maury: What is your true relationship with Kurt Newman?
"Killswitch": He's my bear and I'm his cub.
Maury: Your father's right next to you.
"Killswitch": In the gay community, a bear and a cub are gay couples one big, one small. We met each other on the internet at MaleCunts.com. I think we make a good pair, and our swinger parties are to die for.
Maury: Is that the real reason for raping the women when you found out Kurt Newman was ladies man and you making him watch, you wanted him to see what he's not going to get anymore from you or never will again.
"Killswitch": Exactly Maury, you can see right into a motherfucker's heart, literally. Eh Mommy?
"Killswitch" nudges Nicole Bass's elbow who giggles shyly.
Voice: That's my woman on that there stage!
Maury: Who's that?!
A man comes storming the stage...it's a Yeti!
Yeti: Don't listen to any of these people son. You're the son of the greatest mysterious monster icon there'll ever be, not some forest wannabe.
Sasquatch stands.
Sasquatch: I knew you cheated on me with him! That explains why he's white and not brown.
Nicole stands as well, crying due to embarrassment.
Nicole: It was just one night, and I was so drunk of free fries and Shamrock shakes!
Sasquatch: I'm gonna kick your ass Yeti.
Yeti: I've come for your family Chuck.
Sasquatch and Yeti roll on the ground as Nicole Bass runs out of the room, not knowing which one is the exit, I know you all know what I'm talking about, come on, you've seen that before. "Killswitch" takes out another pez. As the camera fades.
At Death's Door...and I'm knockin' LOUD!
There is a simple spotlight on a cleaned up Ash Soulsfate, now as himself and not his laughable opponent Killswitch, and Maury.
Ash: Now we've come to the final thought.
Maury: That's Jerry Springer's gimmick.
Ash pie faces Maury sending him off camera.
Ash: As I was saying, this won't be a story that you can tailor to your means Killswitch, once we get into that ring, there will be no flashbacks of killing your girlfriend's or fathers to be or any of the horseshit you continue to show the wrestling world just to get yourself more over. This will be a match where you will truly get what you deserve. I know how you hate smug looks on people's faces, people that are simply indifferent to you because you're trying to replace Terrin Reign in becoming this company's boogey man, no, not the 40 year old man eating worms, the real one. As I told you before, there is nothing to fear when it comes to you. All people have to do is stand their ground and you back down like any childhood bully. The MPW opened up it's doors to me and I stepped into this company knowing that it will be the end of a lot of people's chances to become something great. I also knew I'd be ruining people's second chances at doing so. That encapsulates you Killswitch, to be fair this is your third chance. All this homework has made me grow to hate you, so much so that I want to rip out your throat and shove it up your ass.
Ash: And with how great I am, it can difinitely be done. You think that we have one chance and one chance only to understand you in that ring, and well, with your lack of wins it appears we understand you quite well, wouldn't you say? How meaningless do you feel that you had the title shot after title shot and always have some sort of dumb excuse of why you lost, last time you gave up on yourself before we even started and now are using it as an excuse as it that somehow excuses you from your last loss. How little do you feel, how forgotten, I'd have to imagine because that is something that can only happen to losers. You even told us that my win streak would become a losing one, and what happened, I made you dizzy for a week. Those words came to bite you in the ass didn't they.
Ash: Your mind is filled because no doubt I am in your head, angered by what I have said, what I have done to make sure your name is flung into the mud. And I could give a fuck about your so called rage, because all it takes is one slip up Killswitch, just one. There is no understanding me in the ring, there is just you bidding your time until I decide to end it. Your life as a pimple faced geek will never end, and you will never have what I have. And as much as you think you are better off being you, just think of what I have yet to accomplish and what you have yet to in many months. Look at what Taufik's done to win the tv title, what Terrin Reign's has done to win the tag, and what Brandon Nytrus has done to you. You've had opportunities at becoming great, and you fall on your bloodied face and we're all supposed to believe that you're determined to become better. And I call bullshit, because you've already ran to the kids and fans once, and as of now, that is your safety net, you are no different than before. You know that no matter how far you fall, you can always go back to those habits and finish off the job. That would explain why you are so half assed in your career. You see, I'm not a dumb guy, you don't do your homework on an opponent, and as much as your opponent has to figure you out, when you go into a match dumb as shit like you do, it's going to hurt. So what did I do, I waited to see a god damn word, because it's your own ego that's going to make you falter. It's your own laziness that is going to claim you this week. You walk around and tell people just how much you miss the spotlight, but are not willing to do the work and put in the time to get it. Now I ask you, is that someone that will come out on top, between you and I, you're done as of this week. And you know it.
Ash: People in this place believe that the first person that opens their mouths show all their cards and it's all finished, and what happens, their words get released so far as seconds before our show. What does that do for our audience that awaits our words, that drive, that build of a match. Now usually I would go first and not even think about it, because I've done enough homework to talk for days, but this time, it was that one sentence that you said that just struck the wrong cord. Don't get me wrong, I know a lot people do that, and maybe I'll have to fall in line with that way of thinking, but know this, it only makes me even more dangerous, because I go so far as to know what a motherfucker ate for breakfast the morning of our match. How does it feel to walk into a match with a man that knows all your tricks, and is fully prepared for everything you are going to try. I'm going to stain that mat with your mistakes, and I'm not ashamed of how much I going to hurt you. I'm going to do it legally and believeably. Whatever doesn't kill you, is gonna leave a scar, just take a look in the mirror.
Ash winks at the camera.
Ash: When I was a kid, I had everything, I had GI Joes, Transformers, Thundercats, Silverhawks, every single figure I ever wanted. I had those eyes, I had this impecable hair and I had my little attitude and while I was playing, I would look at that kid in the corner jealous of me. Looking at me and how lucky I was to have the world and anything I wanted, Nike shows, Jordan's, Laker Jerseys authentic, and I didn't appreciate it because it was all handed to me, which made that kid in the corner feel even worse. Well one day that kid's crush came up to me and asked to play with me, so I stood my GI Joe on his feet and had it open the car door for Barbie, and I could see the tears well up in that loser kid's eyes, I smiled and kissed her on the check and said Ma'am. She dropped the Barbie and kissed me on the lips, sat on me and just kept kissing me until the teacher's had to pull us off of each other. Well that kid came up to me and threw a rock at me, mind you he missed, I still walked up to him and beat the shit out of him. Now you see that as a bully, but you make a challenge to another man and you don't know how to fight, you're asking to get your ass kicked. Now looking at how you hold yourself Killswitch and your record, you might as well have been that kid. I would've fucked Rebecca, Jayden and any other "guests" in your promos and broken their hearts, while you manipulated their feeble brains, you prey on the weak but the reverse of that is you get the ever living shit kicked out of you when those people aren't your victims, when they have respect for themselves to not put up with it. You yourself are a victim, constantly, and we are to watch you terrorize the world, and somehow think that's the man walking into my ring. I don't see it, all I see is the kid I made cry by being a fuckin' man. By claiming what is mine and not standing around being a little bitch and silently making things mine and crying when someone else gets it.
Ash: When I retain this X-Core title, and I will, you're always going to remember that time you failed once again. Do you remember when you actually cared about who you were, and what you represented, I'll tell you when, when you faced me for the first time in the king of the mountain match. You put that struggle in to keep your title shot alive, and then something happened, you snapped and you know what happened, at a pay per view you couldn't even bring yourself to promote your match like a fuckin' man, you were a whiny fuckin' twat. Now looking at the day, it wouldn't surprise me that you don't promote this one either like old Killswitch.
Ash: The difference between you and I amongst many painfully obvious others, is that if I get knocked down, not only am I going to get back up, you are going to wish you never did what you did to knock me down in the first place. Killswitch, after my first promo was released you saw the kind of man I am, and you know that this week you're going down to someone truly better than you. Someone that doesn't need make up, doesn't need to "kill people", he just goes out there and steals the show and leaves everyone wanting more. I destroyed Frost , no, not beat him, I ended his career here in the MPW and left his life in shambles and everyone laughed at him. And now what am I looking at, a repeat. Someone that got to the third round by dumb luck and is getting called on his bullshit. These people once called you the greatest Hardcore person ever and a sinch for MY title ever, and it's never changed hands and it will once again, not be to you. The only reason you are getting this many chances is because this company feels sorry for you. You think I don't know why you were really gone the first time I beat you. Come on, it was obvious, as much as you claimed to be these people's friends, kiss little boys and make out with their sisters, there was no amount of shame you'd go through to you know, actually turn into a good guy. You were an icon when I faced you, I beat that, you were a good guy, I beat that, and what do you resort to, a half assed attempt at becoming your old self....and I will beat that.
Ash: You look down upon the influx of new stars as if they have entered your personal home and stolen from you, just like I did, stole your identity. Have you ever thought they wouldn't have needed others who can do what you couldn't, that it is because of your failures to reach that next level. This company is thinking of it's future, Trey Baxter, Johnny Clash, Rage, Bliss and the like, they won't be here forever and it's going to take guys with balls to step up and take those titles and actually prove themselves worthy. And look at your record, that will always be there to tell these people that you are not worthy of making it to that next level. You are a big vat of human excrement. Your mouth gets you into a lot of trouble, mind you, so does mine, but I can get myself out of that trouble, your next step is to put on dresses and cry to yourself and that is supposed to somehow scare us. Barbed wire, darkness, death and then oh yeah, I have a match against so and so, and everyone is left wondering what the fuck does any of this have to do with your match. I bet on TiVo, you got all the little emo and goth people jerking off to your psuedo darkness, and then shutting off the television when it comes to your match. However, those people actually interested in the match you're about to have. All they can do, is fast forward passed all the bullshit and then what are they left with, four thoughts of what you think about your opponent. You have a cameraman out there for what, scenes from a B rate scary movie and then only seconds of an actual promo. I don't know if MPW is getting the return on their investment.
Ash: You look at a guy like me, well I've made this entire week about you and the search for your parents, because this match is the only thing on my mind this week, that and beating you down so hard, those scars on your face are going to be the least of your worries when I'm done with you.
Ash: You look at a thoroughbred like me, a born champion, classic smile, a man who when he wins it's very decisive, no questions asked, wrestling attire, respect for the business. A guy like you, and that laughable pajamas, greasy hair and an I don't give a shit about this business just the adoration of the audience way of thinking.
Ash: Yes, everyone laughing right now sees my point, and if you're wondering if I take you seriously, I think it's obvious that I don't. You talk down to people in this broken yet still monotome way of speak like you are a somebody her in the MPW. And really, what are you, the Hardcore Prince of being a Jackass? You live in this little world where you are the mecca, and in this world, you are a barely getting by midcarder with a chip on his shoulder.
Ash: Killswitch, even your precious Rebecca is asking you to step up your game, to become better. A man that would destroy another man, the man you once were, and you told her that is just something you can never be. Which means you have a whole other level of deviousness that you won't let yourself get to, which means you're going to limit yourself in our match. Which means I've started out with an advantage, which was clear from the beginning but to have actual confirmation from your own mouth, that's fuckin' aces.
Ash: You're tired of new contracts stealing the spotlights yet, here they are doing it, you've had your chance and failed. You shouldn't be mad at new guys for stealing the spotlight, you should be mad at yourself for not having it in you to stop us. And I know you've seen the wrestling website articles, MPW just acquired more wrestlers, some of them with a match at Takedown, but much like the orcs trying to get into the king's castle, they will be coming in flocks and droves and it couldn't be more better for me. No one steals my spotlight, because the spotlight would never leave me, it's too afraid it would miss anything I do. You, for a man that lives in shadows, are sure dependent on that spotlight, much like your sad emo life, I guess it's only worth being you if you have an audience. The MPW is making acquistions to make this company unstoppable, the most watched wrestling show on television. And yes, you do provide that source of entertainment in your promos, as ridiculous as they are, it's fun to see you "kill" people we all don't care about. It has nothing to do with our match therefore making it completely irrelevant, but hey, it beats having to rent a movie. Those movie promos mean dick when it comes to that ring, and what they see, is the great man in his promos, getting his ass handed to him in the ring.
Ash: You tell the world that I don't belong here one week, that I belong on the unemployment line, well one of us is the current X-Core Champion, the title you USED to want, and thats the same guys that's about to plant you into the mat and surpass you into the history of MPW. I can see how you're jealous, it makes sense why you'd be crying. Before you blame me, other new contracts, management, take a long look at yourself.
Ash mimics Killswitch's but with a pouty face.
Ash: "You're a carbon copy of Mick Foley" "You're just a clone", you might as well be a god damn fembot. That's fine for you to think that, we've established how many people have your gimmick but everyone that has walked through that curtain may have the attitude, but they don't have the conviction I do. As many times as you say something like that, you know it's not true. You can tell yourself that all day long but I have beaten a so called legend in my first match here in the MPW, and I've gotten backstage staff fired again, from your MPW, but now the MPW is mine. You see assclown, this MPW...IS my new home. your future here is dead, but my career isn't, and you're mad that you have to share your bowl with the new BIGGER dog, the new dog that is getting all the attention because he's newer. Don't worry Killswitch, there will always be plenty of scraps for you to barely survive on. I'm going to thrive through your inabilities, your missed opportunities won't be missed when they are presented to me. You scrape by on a few highlights of your opponent and the best you can hit me with is a you're a reject reference, and you try to say it like a good thing, now I'll be straight up, I cast my own shadow and I will make my own name. Now, I'll be the first to tell you, my ego would never allow myself to be anybody's carbon copy, nor my talent, but if you're going to compare me to someone, make sure the motherfucker's not better than you, moron. Yes, once again, I called you on your shit and slapped you down with your own words like a pimp to a bitch....and I didn't even have to put power on my hand to make an imprint.
Ash: Now me, as you can see I'm making things interesting and I'm putting my all into this match and this tag division. It's what I do, it makes me me. I don't live on regrets, I leave that building knowing that I gave what I had, it's just lucky for me that no one can withstand everything I have. I'm going to make you eat those words Killswitch, and you'll brush it off and call it some sort of fluke. But deep down, you'll know that I have just humbled you. Hey, maybe me kicking your ass will awake that demon that Rebecca wants so badly to return, but by that time, I'll be seeing you in my rearview mirror.
Ash: You think these people that no one knows who I am, well, you did. And I'm pretty damn sure the man that has signed my last two paychecks knows who I am, and those announcers at ringside that I seem to impress weekly knows who I am. And my purpose of winning this match will become quite clear to you and shatter your little safe world, because even the eyes of the World Champion himself will be on me. Now doesn't that just irritate the fuck out of you. That you will have to look at me in the main events while you remain the bottom feeder you are today. You think with your new outlook that I'll be fresh meat, and I don't know whether you were trying to flirt with me or not, but that ain't gonna happen. And if it's in your head, I'll be sure to kick that shit right out of your head
Ash: You want me to lay down like some bitch and let you win, that's just not my style. Even you begging me in a promo to do it, wouldn't encourage me to diminish myself like that. You're going to get the beat down you deserve and there's just no way around it. You say that you understand that I have a name to prove, but even in beating you Killswitch, I won't get the name you think I will. It won't be until I retain that X-Core that I truly get the attention that I deserve. You've been here for months and you still don't have the name I'm going to have in mere weeks.
Ash: You're right, you will help me realize my potential because this week I face the monster you've created in yourself and no matter what you throw at me this week it's coming back at you tenfold and this WON'T be fun, this will be work and it's work I'm willing to put in, as you've proven not to do. This match is for one of us to realize their worth to this company and when they see what I do to you, you'll be seen as the puppet you are. I will bury my fist in your face and watch you squirm as you try to catch your breath. I'm coming at you from all sides until you just give up. I am Ash Soulsfate, Star Wars may have the star destroyer, but I am YOUR destroyer. I've come this far and went through grit to get here and I'll be damned if some half assed clown with back acne is going to stand in my way. This week, I make you realize just how shallow you are, and put back that self doubt that Nytrus put in there at one time. You may have escaped accidental suicide the last time you fell into me, but after I beat you this week and send you back to your devices, it will come to be known that I, Ash Soulsfate was the death of Killswitch.
Ash smirks.
Ash: Do I" have it in my heart to beat you", to beat the man that will "rip out my heart and beat me with it".
Ash makes a bored face.
Ash: I pretty much think you know. You're not going to rip out my heart because you're going to have such a hard time keeping up with me in that ring. Something else you've proven is just how easily you get frustrated when things don't go your way, now think of me in that capacity. You are going to lose your shit when you face me, and just when you've reached the peak of your frustration, the lights will go out because I'm going to hit Adios Motherfucker and down will go the Hardcore Reject....and his quest for salvation.
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