Post by Roxi Johnson on Dec 20, 2012 16:43:24 GMT -5
Ugh. You know, there's just some people that are never going to learn. And just my luck, half of those people wrestler here in MPW. If there's one thing I just can't stand, it's a person who cannot see the forest for the trees. But then again, that saying might as well be lost on them anyway.
Jason, seriously, you're coming out here and giving me the same shtick that I politely asked you not to. But there you go, telling me that you're going to beat me for the TV championship for about the sixth time. I get it, you think you're going to win. I get it, you want my championship. I'm pretty sure all contenders want to be champion, but thanks anyway for the million re-iteration of that fact. And speaking of facts, why don't we just stick to them too,okay? The fact is I told you I didn't care if you won or lost. I was going to go out there and do my job. And I did. You didn't win "despite" me, you really won despite your own inadequacy. The fact is you were already looking for an excuse why you weren't going to win. Me being the referee being the perfect scapegoat for you. But then, you go and win, and despite me?
To be honest, I fully expected Tyler to wipe the floor with you, but hey, I've been wrong before.
But now Jason, There won't be any more cheap shots, or attacks from behind, or whatever you think "sending me a message" is. Once again, I will go into TNT and come out a winner. Why? because that's what I do. It's what I've been doing for quite some time. But no, keep telling yourself and the world that you're going to take this title. I mean, everyone can see that at Army of One, I'm going to keep this title. Everyone, seemingly, except you. You have this blindness that I don't think anyone can cure. But I will try my best to open your eyes on TNT, when I beat you. Yet again.
Speaking of cheap shots, Tyler Rose and his buddies decide to get in on the act. This seems to be the only way people can get one up on me lately. Attack m e when I'm not looking or doing something else. Tyler, I don't really care why you did that, but I will say I won't forget it either. Just like Jason, you too will be shown why it's not wise to try to get on my bad side. If you think for one second that because you gave me cheap shot that it means you're climbing the ladder of MPW, you are dead wrong. You, like everyone else will learn that the pecking order here doesn't change because you get a shot in on somebody. This isn't the porn industry.
Oh, there I go again, doing you're job for you.
The point is, it's not my fault you lost last week, blame your own shortcomings. I simply counted a pinfall and you didn't kick-out. Not my problem, stud. But let's face it, even if you had won that match, nobody would be sitting there saying "Tyler Rose is on the rise" because well...it would have been against Jason Xavier. Big deal. But now, the fact that you lost to Jason, makes this situation even more hilarious. The fact is, I've already beaten both of you. It was just a shame that Brandon Nytrus wouldn't let me actually pin you Tyler. I believe that on TNT, I will rectify that situation.
Or maybe, I just embarrass Jason by beating him. I mean, wouldn't it be sad if Jason can't beat me even when there's another wrestler in the match? That could happen Jason, no matter how many weights you lift.
But let's just get this over with. Show up to TNT, so I can beat the both of you and continue my unbeaten streak and ride it into the the new year. 2012 is all but over, and I'm just getting started. Because right now...World Champion Roxi Johnson has a nice ring to it.
[ Roxi knocks on the door on the Counsel. ]
Captain Freedom - Enter.
[ She does, closing the door ]
Lady Victory Lady Bedlam, please, sit down
Captain Freedom - You know why you're here.
[ Roxi nods and sits down ]
Lady Victory We've come to a descision.
Roxi - You're getting me that pony for Christmas?
Captain Freedom - No. We're talking about you're career.
Lady Victory We feel that...it's time you got back in action.
Roxi - Yes!
Captain Freedom - Not so fast. You must promise to leave this Beaumont case alone. And that means until it concludes.
Lady Victory And you must undergo another psychological and Physical evaluation.
Roxi - I can do that.
Captain Freedom - Understand, that this is not a full return just yet. We still need to see if you can be trusted.
Roxi - You have my word.
Captain Freedom - Yes. We'll see how good it is. You're free to go.
[ Roxi silently gets up and leaves, and as soon as the door closes, she jumps for joy. ]
[ Back at her apartment, Roxi dons her costume for the first time in a while. ]
Roxi - Form fitting as usual.
[ Vision pops up on the screen behind her. ]
Vision - I see they let you come back.
Roxi - Yeah. I couldn't believe it.
Vision - Ah, they know you're good. They're just testing you. And you passed.
Roxi - Still, it's going to great to bust some heads.
Vision - Aren't you going to miss Call of Duty?
Roxi - I can always destroy noobs any day of the week, but now I get to do it for real!
Vision - You are really excited about this.
Roxi - That obvious huh?
Vision - Yeah. Just...be careful out there.
Roxi - Yes, Mother.
Vision - Funny.
Roxi - I thought so. See you later.
[ With that, out the window she goes. ]
[ An hour Later, Roxi is jumping up and down because she thugs just robbed a bank, and she's tailing them. Soon they make it to their hide out, and as they're couting their money... ]
* CRASH *
Roxi - Hello boys, miss me? I missed you. Here, group hug!
[ She springs into action... ]
You know, I missed this, I really, really did. Getting back to what I really love to do. And continuing to do the other thing I love to do on TNT.
Win.
Tyler and Jason are about to learn that if you mess with the bull you get the horns. And when I'm done with them, When I've beaten them and driven the point home to both of them, I'll be satisfied, I just hope it takes a long, long time to do it. Because I feel like taking on the world now.
See you at TNT, boys. And answer this question I've always had, how many lights make up the light fixture above the ring? I trust you'll both have the exact number.
Ta-ta for now
Jason, seriously, you're coming out here and giving me the same shtick that I politely asked you not to. But there you go, telling me that you're going to beat me for the TV championship for about the sixth time. I get it, you think you're going to win. I get it, you want my championship. I'm pretty sure all contenders want to be champion, but thanks anyway for the million re-iteration of that fact. And speaking of facts, why don't we just stick to them too,okay? The fact is I told you I didn't care if you won or lost. I was going to go out there and do my job. And I did. You didn't win "despite" me, you really won despite your own inadequacy. The fact is you were already looking for an excuse why you weren't going to win. Me being the referee being the perfect scapegoat for you. But then, you go and win, and despite me?
To be honest, I fully expected Tyler to wipe the floor with you, but hey, I've been wrong before.
But now Jason, There won't be any more cheap shots, or attacks from behind, or whatever you think "sending me a message" is. Once again, I will go into TNT and come out a winner. Why? because that's what I do. It's what I've been doing for quite some time. But no, keep telling yourself and the world that you're going to take this title. I mean, everyone can see that at Army of One, I'm going to keep this title. Everyone, seemingly, except you. You have this blindness that I don't think anyone can cure. But I will try my best to open your eyes on TNT, when I beat you. Yet again.
Speaking of cheap shots, Tyler Rose and his buddies decide to get in on the act. This seems to be the only way people can get one up on me lately. Attack m e when I'm not looking or doing something else. Tyler, I don't really care why you did that, but I will say I won't forget it either. Just like Jason, you too will be shown why it's not wise to try to get on my bad side. If you think for one second that because you gave me cheap shot that it means you're climbing the ladder of MPW, you are dead wrong. You, like everyone else will learn that the pecking order here doesn't change because you get a shot in on somebody. This isn't the porn industry.
Oh, there I go again, doing you're job for you.
The point is, it's not my fault you lost last week, blame your own shortcomings. I simply counted a pinfall and you didn't kick-out. Not my problem, stud. But let's face it, even if you had won that match, nobody would be sitting there saying "Tyler Rose is on the rise" because well...it would have been against Jason Xavier. Big deal. But now, the fact that you lost to Jason, makes this situation even more hilarious. The fact is, I've already beaten both of you. It was just a shame that Brandon Nytrus wouldn't let me actually pin you Tyler. I believe that on TNT, I will rectify that situation.
Or maybe, I just embarrass Jason by beating him. I mean, wouldn't it be sad if Jason can't beat me even when there's another wrestler in the match? That could happen Jason, no matter how many weights you lift.
But let's just get this over with. Show up to TNT, so I can beat the both of you and continue my unbeaten streak and ride it into the the new year. 2012 is all but over, and I'm just getting started. Because right now...World Champion Roxi Johnson has a nice ring to it.
[ Roxi knocks on the door on the Counsel. ]
Captain Freedom - Enter.
[ She does, closing the door ]
Lady Victory Lady Bedlam, please, sit down
Captain Freedom - You know why you're here.
[ Roxi nods and sits down ]
Lady Victory We've come to a descision.
Roxi - You're getting me that pony for Christmas?
Captain Freedom - No. We're talking about you're career.
Lady Victory We feel that...it's time you got back in action.
Roxi - Yes!
Captain Freedom - Not so fast. You must promise to leave this Beaumont case alone. And that means until it concludes.
Lady Victory And you must undergo another psychological and Physical evaluation.
Roxi - I can do that.
Captain Freedom - Understand, that this is not a full return just yet. We still need to see if you can be trusted.
Roxi - You have my word.
Captain Freedom - Yes. We'll see how good it is. You're free to go.
[ Roxi silently gets up and leaves, and as soon as the door closes, she jumps for joy. ]
[ Back at her apartment, Roxi dons her costume for the first time in a while. ]
Roxi - Form fitting as usual.
[ Vision pops up on the screen behind her. ]
Vision - I see they let you come back.
Roxi - Yeah. I couldn't believe it.
Vision - Ah, they know you're good. They're just testing you. And you passed.
Roxi - Still, it's going to great to bust some heads.
Vision - Aren't you going to miss Call of Duty?
Roxi - I can always destroy noobs any day of the week, but now I get to do it for real!
Vision - You are really excited about this.
Roxi - That obvious huh?
Vision - Yeah. Just...be careful out there.
Roxi - Yes, Mother.
Vision - Funny.
Roxi - I thought so. See you later.
[ With that, out the window she goes. ]
[ An hour Later, Roxi is jumping up and down because she thugs just robbed a bank, and she's tailing them. Soon they make it to their hide out, and as they're couting their money... ]
* CRASH *
Roxi - Hello boys, miss me? I missed you. Here, group hug!
[ She springs into action... ]
You know, I missed this, I really, really did. Getting back to what I really love to do. And continuing to do the other thing I love to do on TNT.
Win.
Tyler and Jason are about to learn that if you mess with the bull you get the horns. And when I'm done with them, When I've beaten them and driven the point home to both of them, I'll be satisfied, I just hope it takes a long, long time to do it. Because I feel like taking on the world now.
See you at TNT, boys. And answer this question I've always had, how many lights make up the light fixture above the ring? I trust you'll both have the exact number.
Ta-ta for now
