Post by Johnny Clash on Dec 27, 2012 11:52:20 GMT -5
[[Christmas music is playing as the scene opens. Johnny Clash in his typical suit leans down and throws a match into a fireplace. He leans back up and rubs his hands together facing them towards the open fire.]]
Johnny Clash: Laura! Are you ready yet? We have to be at my moms in 20 minutes
[[Laura walks down the stairs in a red dress and heels. Her hair all done and makeup just adds to it as Johnny's jaw drops]]
Laura Tavares: I'm ready
Johnny Clash: I must have been very good this year for Santa to bring me such a great gift
Laura Tavares: oh stop! I'm just happy we get to spend our first Christmas together as a married couple.
Johnny Clash: good thing our plan erupted weeks ago. I would have had to sneak out to see you. Besides I would have had to tell my mom to make double if Biguns was with me
Laura Tavares: ugh why a disgusting woman. I'm so glad you got tested after all that
Johnny Clash: I'm just glad we put on a front and I barely had to touch porky. She was disgusting.
Laura Tavares: well all of that is behind us now and it's back to the way that it should be. Me and you. The king and the queen of wrestling.
Johnny Clash: there was never any doubt that we are the most dominant couple in the history of the sport. But hey I got you a little something
[[Johnny takes out a box with a bow on it]]
Laura Tavares: I thought we agreed not to get gifts this year?
Johnny Clash: well I saw it and thought of you so here
[[Johnny hands it to her. She unties the bow and opens it. Her eyes light up]]
Laura Tavares: wow! It's beautiful!
Johnny Clash: let me put it on you
[[Laura moves her hair aside and Johnny puts a necklace on her. The necklace reads "queen."]]
Johnny Clash: be careful it's diamond not that fake shit I gave Biguns.
Laura Tavares: okay well I did get you something too...
[[Laura takes a box from under the Christmas tree and hands it to him. He smiles and opens it. Inside is Christmas themed lingerie and a whip. Laura bites her lip]]
Laura Tavares: i figured you would like it
Johnny Clash: oh I love it... But I don't think it will fit ha ha!
Laura Tavares: oh stop! Why don't I go try this on?
[[Laura gets closer to Johnny and starts kissing his neck]]
Johnny Clash: that sounds like a great idea! But what about Christmas dinner?
Laura Tavares: we can go out. There's a Chinese place open up the block. Be right back
[[Laura walks back up the stairs. Johnny looks up them following her. A bra comes flying down and lands on his head. He runs up the stairs After it. The door slams and muffled noises r heard]]
Laura Tavares: oh Johnny where are going to put that!
Johnny Clash: bend over and ill show you
Laura Tavares: oh!
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[[the scene reopens with Johnny and Laura in bed. Johnny reaches over and pours wine into a glass and hands it to her. He takes some for himself. Johnny has his phone between his ear and his shoulder ]]
Johnny Clash: I'm really sorry mom Laura is sick. I know we said we would be there. I think I'm getting something too. Cough cough
[[Johnny rolls his eyes as he sips his wine]]
Johnny Clash: yes mom. Okay mom. Yes we will visit soon. Okay merry Christmas bye.
Laura Tavares: your mother is such a hard ass
Johnny Clash: yeah well not all mothers can be milfs like yours. I guess it runs in the family though
[[Johnny raises his glass towards her and drinks ]]
Laura Tavares: so are you concerned at all about facing Carter for your title on TNT?
Johnny Clash: what is there to worry about? That kid isn't in my class. He is beneath me and I requested this match for that reason
Laura Tavares: you requested the match? Why would you put the title up
Johnny Clash: because I have to prove I'm a fighting Champion. Carter came close last time. This time I want a blowout. I'm going to mop the ring with that Nerds ass
Laura Tavares: I love when you're fired up. It's so sexy
Johnny Clash: if you want to see sexy and fired up than wait until Thursday. That kid will run home crying to his mommy.
Laura Tavares: that's my king. My champion. Im glad you're mine again
Johnny Clash: I was never not yours. Even under a black hoodie.
Laura Tavares: mm that hoodie was hot do you still have it?
Johnny Clash: I think it's under the covers maybe you should get it
[[Laura smiles and goes under the sheets. The bump where her head is moves towards Johnny as he smiles. The scene fades]]
Johnny Clash: Laura! Are you ready yet? We have to be at my moms in 20 minutes
[[Laura walks down the stairs in a red dress and heels. Her hair all done and makeup just adds to it as Johnny's jaw drops]]
Laura Tavares: I'm ready
Johnny Clash: I must have been very good this year for Santa to bring me such a great gift
Laura Tavares: oh stop! I'm just happy we get to spend our first Christmas together as a married couple.
Johnny Clash: good thing our plan erupted weeks ago. I would have had to sneak out to see you. Besides I would have had to tell my mom to make double if Biguns was with me
Laura Tavares: ugh why a disgusting woman. I'm so glad you got tested after all that
Johnny Clash: I'm just glad we put on a front and I barely had to touch porky. She was disgusting.
Laura Tavares: well all of that is behind us now and it's back to the way that it should be. Me and you. The king and the queen of wrestling.
Johnny Clash: there was never any doubt that we are the most dominant couple in the history of the sport. But hey I got you a little something
[[Johnny takes out a box with a bow on it]]
Laura Tavares: I thought we agreed not to get gifts this year?
Johnny Clash: well I saw it and thought of you so here
[[Johnny hands it to her. She unties the bow and opens it. Her eyes light up]]
Laura Tavares: wow! It's beautiful!
Johnny Clash: let me put it on you
[[Laura moves her hair aside and Johnny puts a necklace on her. The necklace reads "queen."]]
Johnny Clash: be careful it's diamond not that fake shit I gave Biguns.
Laura Tavares: okay well I did get you something too...
[[Laura takes a box from under the Christmas tree and hands it to him. He smiles and opens it. Inside is Christmas themed lingerie and a whip. Laura bites her lip]]
Laura Tavares: i figured you would like it
Johnny Clash: oh I love it... But I don't think it will fit ha ha!
Laura Tavares: oh stop! Why don't I go try this on?
[[Laura gets closer to Johnny and starts kissing his neck]]
Johnny Clash: that sounds like a great idea! But what about Christmas dinner?
Laura Tavares: we can go out. There's a Chinese place open up the block. Be right back
[[Laura walks back up the stairs. Johnny looks up them following her. A bra comes flying down and lands on his head. He runs up the stairs After it. The door slams and muffled noises r heard]]
Laura Tavares: oh Johnny where are going to put that!
Johnny Clash: bend over and ill show you
Laura Tavares: oh!
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[[the scene reopens with Johnny and Laura in bed. Johnny reaches over and pours wine into a glass and hands it to her. He takes some for himself. Johnny has his phone between his ear and his shoulder ]]
Johnny Clash: I'm really sorry mom Laura is sick. I know we said we would be there. I think I'm getting something too. Cough cough
[[Johnny rolls his eyes as he sips his wine]]
Johnny Clash: yes mom. Okay mom. Yes we will visit soon. Okay merry Christmas bye.
Laura Tavares: your mother is such a hard ass
Johnny Clash: yeah well not all mothers can be milfs like yours. I guess it runs in the family though
[[Johnny raises his glass towards her and drinks ]]
Laura Tavares: so are you concerned at all about facing Carter for your title on TNT?
Johnny Clash: what is there to worry about? That kid isn't in my class. He is beneath me and I requested this match for that reason
Laura Tavares: you requested the match? Why would you put the title up
Johnny Clash: because I have to prove I'm a fighting Champion. Carter came close last time. This time I want a blowout. I'm going to mop the ring with that Nerds ass
Laura Tavares: I love when you're fired up. It's so sexy
Johnny Clash: if you want to see sexy and fired up than wait until Thursday. That kid will run home crying to his mommy.
Laura Tavares: that's my king. My champion. Im glad you're mine again
Johnny Clash: I was never not yours. Even under a black hoodie.
Laura Tavares: mm that hoodie was hot do you still have it?
Johnny Clash: I think it's under the covers maybe you should get it
[[Laura smiles and goes under the sheets. The bump where her head is moves towards Johnny as he smiles. The scene fades]]
