Post by Adam Steele on Dec 27, 2012 16:51:47 GMT -5
Matt Steele is sitting in his room, wearing his Mr. Hankey pajamas and writing a letter with his crayons
Dear Santa
I hope your doing well this year?
Me and my brother been very good this year, so we got a couple of wishes, although Adam doesn't want to write you. So I do it instead.
You already know that I'm still hoping you will bring me Jaclyn Swedberg Playmate of the year, but if that's impossible I would like the worlds biggest bag of Doritos. Adam won't tell you this but he wishes for Jaclyn Sweberg playmate of the year or her twin if that's possible.
If you want to give us one big present, you can give us a win in our match against Toffeefay and Noodlehair, it would be so awesome to get those shiny thingys they wear.
Hopefully you like the cookies I made for you and will give us a gift
Love
Matt.
He puts the letter in an envelope, before grabbing a plate with cookies and the glass of milk that stands on the table next to him and silently sneaks out the door and into the living room, where he places all three things neatly on the coffee table before jumping into hiding behind the couch, giggling like a schoolgirl.
Half an hour passes and Matt starts nodding off, but is suddenly awaken as there is a noise and a dark figure shows up in the room and sits down starting to read the letter and munching away on the cookies.
Matt is filled with joy and excitement as he jumps over the couch and onto the figure screaming and shouting
Matt: Santa I got you!!!!
The two figures tumble down on the floor, finally Matt turns on the light
Matt: SANTA!!!!!
He looks down on the person he just tackled and realizes its not Santa
Matt: Adam?
Adam: Get off of me numb skull
Violently he pushes Matt off and the two sit down on the couch
Adam: What the hell are you doing bro?
Matt: I was waiting for Santa, I made him cookies and all
Adam: Dude saltines and sour milk is not making cookies for Santa besides you know that Santa won't...
Before he can finish Matt holds his ears and starts screaming
Matt: Lalalalalalalala!!!!
Adam: Stop it bro!
Reluctantly and pouting Matt stops.
Adam: Santa doesn't come here..... he is to busy at the mall
Matt: But.... But...
Adam: No but's, we can go over there later
Matt: OK
Adam: By the way have you guessed your MPW secret Santa yet
Matt: Nah I cant figure it out, will you help me?
Adam: Sure, bro.
They start walking up to Matt's room and come face to face with a life size cardboard of Johnny Clash posturing with the world title
Matt: I cant figure out, who it is and why my secret Santa gave me a paper doll.
He starts dressing the cutout in a teletubbie costume as Adam leaves the room shaking his head
The shot opens with the opening credits for a local news show. The female news anchor sits and looks through her papers.
News Anchor: Good evening I'm Nina Lorna with the local top stories, and we start with the news of an uproar in midtown today as two unknown men caused chaos in a local mall, when they attacked the hired Santa Claus.
Spectators describe the two assailants as MPW superstars Real Steele, we will warn viewers that the following footage contains violence and profanities, so viewers discretion is advised.
The shot fades into a view of the line of children eagerly awaiting the opportunity to sit on Santa's lap. In the middle the camera's catch the two most eager of them all, two grown men of similar build and sporting different tattoos. Finally its their turn and the two jump into his lap.
Santa: Ho Ho Ho ohhhh auuuu!!!!
Men: HI SANTA!!!
Santa: Get off me you morons!!!
Men: But Santa its us!!!! Real Steele!!!
Santa: I don't care who the fuck you are!!!!
The Steele brothers wave their fingers in front of him
Adam: BAD SANTA!!!
Matt: BILLY BOB THORNTON!!!
The two men get up and grab Santa hoisting him up on their shoulders and driving him through the chair with The Box Set.
All around them panic breaks out with children crying and scared parents dragging them away from the sight. Matt and Adam just stand and look around at it all
Adam: What the hell!!!
Matt: Why are they running Adam?
Adam: I think their playing a game, lets stop someone and ask
He starts walking towards a mother clutching her child, but Matt stops him
Matt: Look its cameras
Adam: Now I know Its MPW who wants to shoot a promo lets go over there
The two walks over to the camera crew. Adam looks at Matt
Adam: Look menacing
They both stare back at the camera sending a mean stare
Adam: MPW Nation Christmas is on our doorstep and there is only one thing Real Steele wish for....
Matt: Erm! Adam I have more than one
They look at each other, then Adam continues
Adam: Anyway there is one thing on top of our list and that's
Matt: DORITOS!!!!
The older Steele brother slaps his brother over the back of the head
Adam: and that's the MPW Tag Team championships
Matt: Chocolate treat, Noodlehead and Jambalaya you may all be tasty, but when you get in the ring its cooking time with Real Steele
Adam: and we are hungry as hell!!!!
They turn and start to walk away, Matt quickly turns with a big smile
Matt: Merry Christmas everybody
the shot fades to black
Dear Santa
I hope your doing well this year?
Me and my brother been very good this year, so we got a couple of wishes, although Adam doesn't want to write you. So I do it instead.
You already know that I'm still hoping you will bring me Jaclyn Swedberg Playmate of the year, but if that's impossible I would like the worlds biggest bag of Doritos. Adam won't tell you this but he wishes for Jaclyn Sweberg playmate of the year or her twin if that's possible.
If you want to give us one big present, you can give us a win in our match against Toffeefay and Noodlehair, it would be so awesome to get those shiny thingys they wear.
Hopefully you like the cookies I made for you and will give us a gift
Love
Matt.
He puts the letter in an envelope, before grabbing a plate with cookies and the glass of milk that stands on the table next to him and silently sneaks out the door and into the living room, where he places all three things neatly on the coffee table before jumping into hiding behind the couch, giggling like a schoolgirl.
Half an hour passes and Matt starts nodding off, but is suddenly awaken as there is a noise and a dark figure shows up in the room and sits down starting to read the letter and munching away on the cookies.
Matt is filled with joy and excitement as he jumps over the couch and onto the figure screaming and shouting
Matt: Santa I got you!!!!
The two figures tumble down on the floor, finally Matt turns on the light
Matt: SANTA!!!!!
He looks down on the person he just tackled and realizes its not Santa
Matt: Adam?
Adam: Get off of me numb skull
Violently he pushes Matt off and the two sit down on the couch
Adam: What the hell are you doing bro?
Matt: I was waiting for Santa, I made him cookies and all
Adam: Dude saltines and sour milk is not making cookies for Santa besides you know that Santa won't...
Before he can finish Matt holds his ears and starts screaming
Matt: Lalalalalalalala!!!!
Adam: Stop it bro!
Reluctantly and pouting Matt stops.
Adam: Santa doesn't come here..... he is to busy at the mall
Matt: But.... But...
Adam: No but's, we can go over there later
Matt: OK
Adam: By the way have you guessed your MPW secret Santa yet
Matt: Nah I cant figure it out, will you help me?
Adam: Sure, bro.
They start walking up to Matt's room and come face to face with a life size cardboard of Johnny Clash posturing with the world title
Matt: I cant figure out, who it is and why my secret Santa gave me a paper doll.
He starts dressing the cutout in a teletubbie costume as Adam leaves the room shaking his head
The shot opens with the opening credits for a local news show. The female news anchor sits and looks through her papers.
News Anchor: Good evening I'm Nina Lorna with the local top stories, and we start with the news of an uproar in midtown today as two unknown men caused chaos in a local mall, when they attacked the hired Santa Claus.
Spectators describe the two assailants as MPW superstars Real Steele, we will warn viewers that the following footage contains violence and profanities, so viewers discretion is advised.
The shot fades into a view of the line of children eagerly awaiting the opportunity to sit on Santa's lap. In the middle the camera's catch the two most eager of them all, two grown men of similar build and sporting different tattoos. Finally its their turn and the two jump into his lap.
Santa: Ho Ho Ho ohhhh auuuu!!!!
Men: HI SANTA!!!
Santa: Get off me you morons!!!
Men: But Santa its us!!!! Real Steele!!!
Santa: I don't care who the fuck you are!!!!
The Steele brothers wave their fingers in front of him
Adam: BAD SANTA!!!
Matt: BILLY BOB THORNTON!!!
The two men get up and grab Santa hoisting him up on their shoulders and driving him through the chair with The Box Set.
All around them panic breaks out with children crying and scared parents dragging them away from the sight. Matt and Adam just stand and look around at it all
Adam: What the hell!!!
Matt: Why are they running Adam?
Adam: I think their playing a game, lets stop someone and ask
He starts walking towards a mother clutching her child, but Matt stops him
Matt: Look its cameras
Adam: Now I know Its MPW who wants to shoot a promo lets go over there
The two walks over to the camera crew. Adam looks at Matt
Adam: Look menacing
They both stare back at the camera sending a mean stare
Adam: MPW Nation Christmas is on our doorstep and there is only one thing Real Steele wish for....
Matt: Erm! Adam I have more than one
They look at each other, then Adam continues
Adam: Anyway there is one thing on top of our list and that's
Matt: DORITOS!!!!
The older Steele brother slaps his brother over the back of the head
Adam: and that's the MPW Tag Team championships
Matt: Chocolate treat, Noodlehead and Jambalaya you may all be tasty, but when you get in the ring its cooking time with Real Steele
Adam: and we are hungry as hell!!!!
They turn and start to walk away, Matt quickly turns with a big smile
Matt: Merry Christmas everybody
the shot fades to black
