Ultimate X

[Christian Carter]

::Beeps and Bloops are the noises heard in the background of a fun filled room of pixels and plastic shot guns. The screen shows an arcade which appears empty. Christian Carter is in the corner with an old orange shot gun playing House of The Dead::

Christian Carter: Kill those mothers! Die Zombie! What the hell is this skeleton bat thing!? DIE!

::He pumps the shot gun one more time and is out of bullets. The flying skeleton kills him and it tells him to insert more coins::

Christian Carter: aw man! I don’t have anymore coins!

::He looks in his pocket and has a twenty dollar bill. He looks at the change machine::

Christian Carter: I could have unlimited play.. Myra what should I do? Myra?

::Christian looks all around him and than notices a crowd of people around one of the games. He jumps up and looks as Myra is in the center of it defeating a nerdy looking kid in Street Fighter::

Myra Pwnage: Who’s Next? I think I beat everyone in this room already. It’s time for me to retire!

::Myra makes her way through the crowd as someone else jumps in::

Christian Carter: Wow you beat all of them?

Myra Pwnage: What can I say? Im a nerd! Im starving let’s get something to eat.

::Carter and Myra leave the glass doors of the arcade and appear to be in a mall. They walk past a fountain and to a pretzel stand::

Christian Carter: Two pretzels and two lemonades.

Cashier: is that all?

Myra Pwnage: And pretzel nuggets with cheese sauce, one chocolate shake, two of these chocolate chip cookies, cinnamon pretzel, ummm... And a diet coke.

::Christian stares at her::

Myra Pwnage: I’m hungry..

Christian Carter I can see that... But where on earth do you put it? You are soo tiny.

Cashier: That will be 19.75

Christian Carter: Woe, good thing I didn’t cash this baby in.

::Carter hands the money to the cashier and he hands them a giant trey of food. They walk over and sit on the ledge of the fountain as Myra starts pigging out::

Myra Pwnage: You know im really jealous you have a match this week. I lost my debut match and haven’t been in one since

Christian Carter: Patience Myra. I spent months in Step Up before being called up to the main roster and winning my first title. It is just a matter of time before that’s you.

Myra Pwnage: I hope so. I just want to make a name for myself already. The first loss was a fluke. I was so nervous.

Christian Carter: I believe in you and next time you will take all the marbles. Hey actually I got an idea. Why don’t you enter the Army of One match?

Myra Pwnage: Army of One? What’s that?

Christian Carter: Its like a huge Battle Royal. Over the top, as many wrestlers that can sign up can be in it. The last man or woman standing will go on to Road to Glory and face the World Champion

Myra Pwnage: That sounds great! Are you entering?

Christian Carter: You bet I am!

Myra Pwnage: They say third time’s a charm..

Christian Carter: Yeah.. Well I think Second time could have been a charm if we didn’t have such a lousy piece of crap running the place.

Myra Pwnage: I know. The backstage went absolutely ballistic when you win the Championship. I mean technically you beat the Champion twice if you count the disqualification.

Christian Carter: But winning the World Title will never be in the history books. I have to make history and that will be tomorrow night on TNT.

Myra Pwnage: I hope so you really deserve it.

Christian Carter: It’s an Ultimate X match. Nothing like I have ever been apart of. Two cables crossing over the top of the ring with the belt hanging in the middle. Gotta climb and most likely fall a few times as well.

Myra Pwnage: Ash has been Champion for a long time and never lost it but if he had to lose it to anyone. I think it would be you

Christian Carter: Thanks babe. Ash is quite the Champion but no one else in the match matches up to it. Nytrus and TJ Pain. How many times can Nytrus lose before he packs it up and goes home? He doesn’t belong in that match he isn’t X-Core. He’s more like Whine core.

Myra Pwnage: did you see what TJ pain did to the camera man last week?

Christian Carter: Yeah I saw it. And it was a defenseless camera man. I will have my guard up and if he wants to appear in this match... In whatever costume he chooses to wear I will be ready for him. The Wrestling Jesus or what ever he called himself, dancing jesus? I don’t remember. TJ is nothing

Myra Pwnage: Ill be backstage cheering for you. If you want me to come out there with you I definitely will

Christian Carter: No no, it’s dangerous out there. No place for a little woman like you. Don’t want to ruin that pretty little face

::Myra blushes and takes off her glasses to wipe them down::

Christian Carter: You are so different from Luann but you certainly do have her appetite.

Myra Pwnage: It runs in the family. It helps build muscle!

::Myra flexes and Carter smiles::

Myra Pwnage: Im done, let’s get out of here. I want to woop your ass in Playstation All Stars

Christian Carter: Woop my ass!? Oh bring it girl!

::Christian and Myra walk away and she jumps on his back and they start running::