Post by Roxi Johnson on Jan 3, 2013 16:46:19 GMT -5
Really? Again?
I could sit here and tell you about how I got totally snubbed on two awards at the year end show, but that's kind of a moot point right now. If nothing else, It's simply more motivation to achieve more, to do more, to win more, to win everything. To force people to actually take notice of what I do, and have done already. I have been Television Champion for 90 days. Undefeated for over 3 months. But if that's not good enough, I guess I'll just have to do more.
Taking aim at the head cheerleader may ruffle some feathers.
But in all honesty, Laura Tavares is not high on my hit list. I've already been in the ring with her, and I sounded beat down like a dusty rug. I would have finished the job on that day is Jasmine hadn't stuck her nose in my business. She knows she's on borrowed time too. She's not going to get away with blindsiding me. Once again, it's more motivation for me to rise above all that. I have done it before, I've been doing it ever since I got here. Right now, I feel like Johnny Clash's World Title is calling my name, and I feel like I should take it. But first, I wanna take down his princess. Again.
See Laura, I called you a princess because it's really close to what you actually are. Yeah, think about it. Usually, they're stupid, easy, and give little girls all over the world a horrible example of how to live life. It's true. Think about it, Cinderella was about a girl who just waiting around and got what she wanted. Sleeping Beauty taught them rape was okay. The Little Mermaid taught us that making a deal with the devil is okay as long as everything is okay in the end. These are the types of people that you represent. The type of lazy, uptight, girls who are waiting for a prince to come and take care of them because they don't have a independent bone in their body.
And to think I actually liked some of those movies.
And while you parade around with the world champion as his sex toy, you have accomplished nothing, you've earned nothing, you have become nothing. It's why, once again, I'm going to beat you, and this time there's not going to be a run-in by Jasmine to save you from me. No, this time, you take the beating you should have taken the first time. But it's not just finishing the job that motivates me, it's not the whole princess thing I just went over. It's not being passed up for awards. It's not even being so good for so long and going completely unnoticed.
It's simply because....I don't like you.
I never thought I would actually hate anybody, but you are rapidly climbing the list. It's just that you set such a bad example that I need to intervene. And the fact that it's been a while since I beat someone senseless. And you are the perfect person to start this year for me, and make 2013 an even better year than 2012. Yes Laura, this isn't going to be a fun night for you. It hasn't been a fun night for anyone who's had to face me for the past 3 months.
Jason Xavier will once again find himself on the losing end when I beat him at Army of One. Oh yes Jason, don't think I've forgotten about you. How could I? You're that same broken record that's been playing in my ear the past month. "At Army of One, I'm going to be the new Television champion". I've heard it before, and I'll hear it again, but it won't make any difference. Just like Johnny cheering his woman on in this match. Just like Johnny trying to threaten me or intimidate me or whatever he thinks putting his girlfriend in this much trouble is going to do to me.
It's all the same. It all will simply make my victory all the more impressive.
TNT can't come soon enough Laura. I can't wait to beat the heck out of you again, and add another win to my record. So if you could kindly do me a favor and so up ready to fight and not screw I can make this quick and painless.
Well okay, not painless, but quick.
After all, I got bigger fish to fry now. Sights and goals to accomplish. Maybe after I beat you, you can have some mice and deer and rabbits make you another princess dress.[/i]
[ Roxi swings around the city on her grappling hook in her costume. ]
Whee! This feels so good. So good to be back in costume, and back to cracking skulls. Now, where are some people breaking the law?
[Roxi stops on a rooftop and peers down ]
Dog not on a leash. Man littering, Woman jaywalking. Car parked in a red zone. ...Okay, I meant like...BIG crimes.
[ She peers down at her wrist communicator it reads “Vision” ]
Roxi - Talk to me.
Vision - How’s the bad guy hunting going?
Roxi - Not well. It’s as if every punk in this city heard I was coming back.
Vision - We try not to announce it.
Roxi - Well they all seem to know….wait…
Vision - What?
Roxi - Maybe it’s because I didn’t leave.
Vision - What are you talking about?
Roxi - Remember, that girl dressed like me.
Vision - Oh yes.
Roxi - Maybe…she’s been doing my job?
Vision - You think?
Roxi - I don’t know, but didn’t the Guild check on that?
Vision - I think they assumed it was you.
Roxi - But I was suspended.
Vision - Not everyone may have known. These things happen sometimes.
Roxi - Great. How am I going to find her?
Vision - You could ask.
Roxi - Very funny.
Vision - What?
Roxi - Who am I supposed to ask? “Hey there bank robber person, have you seen a girl dressed exactly like me except not me?”
Vision - …Yes.
Roxi - *sigh*
Vision - Well, maybe you’ll bump into each
other fighting crime.
Roxi - But there’s no crime!
Vision - Crime never stops, Lady Bedlam!
Roxi - ….Did you just quote the Guild Handbook to me?
Vision - Maybe.
Roxi - You make me sick sometimes.
Vision - Well, when you get back, I’ll fix you some soup.
Roxi - Over the internet…
Vision - Maybe.
Roxi - Whatever.
Vision - Then you can do that Disney Marathon you had planned.
Roxi - You know, having thought about it, I’m not going to.
Vision - Why not? You love Disney!
Roxi - I know, it’s just…Disney Princesses suck.
Vision - How could you?!
Roxi - It’s true.
Vision - I can’t –
[ She cuts him off ]
Roxi - I’ll explain this all to you later, right now, purse snatcher at 12 O’clock.
Vision - Go get ‘em.
[ Roxi swings into action …but then is intercepted. ]
Roxi - What the…
[ And there, the imitation Lady Bedlam swings down and takes the purse snatcher, making him drop the purse and throws him into a wall where he falls unconscious. Roxi swings down as they meet on the roof. ]
Roxi - Hey!
“Lady Bedlam” – Hey, yourself.
Roxi - Alright Missy, I am Lady Bedlam.
“Lady Bedlam” – No, I am Lady Bedlam.
Roxi - Really?
“Lady Bedlam” – Really.
Roxi - Are…are you just repeating me?
“Lady Bedlam” – I think you are repeating me.
Roxi - Stop it.
“Lady Bedlam” – You stop it.
Roxi - Look, This is how this works, you need to stop trying to be me. I am Lady Bedlam and I will not tolerate any imposters.
“Lady Bedlam” – Pfft. Clearly you are the imposter. Look how slow you were back there.
Roxi - I was not slow!
“Lady Bedlam” – Really? Who saved the day? Me.
Roxi - You shouldn’t be doing this. You could get hurt.
“Lady Bedlam” – Oh please. Everything is going just fine here. I have cleaned up the streets like I said I would.
Roxi - That’s what I said.
“Lady Bedlam” – And you…imposter, are giving me a bad name. So please, leave the hero work to the pros.
Roxi - Look here, I am -
“Lady Bedlam” – Look around you.
Roxi - …
“Lady Bedlam” – This place is safe now.
Look around.
[ “Lady Bedlam” puts her arm around Roxi ]
“Lady Bedlam” – (singing) What is this?
Instead of screams, I swear
I can hear music in the air
The smell of cakes and pies
Are absolutely everywhere
The sights, the sounds –
Roxi - Whoa, whoa, whoa. You will not break into song on my watch. Listen sister, I don’t care what you’ve done, I am the true Lady Bedlam and you will not take my place.
“Lady Bedlam” – Oh, that’s not what I want.
Roxi - Well what do you want?
“Lady Bedlam” – Oh, I think you know.
Roxi - What?..
“Lady Bedlam” – Later sweetheart, I got work to do. It’s not time yet.
[ With that, “Lady Bedlam” jumps off the roof and swings away. ]
Roxi - Time…for what?
I could sit here and tell you about how I got totally snubbed on two awards at the year end show, but that's kind of a moot point right now. If nothing else, It's simply more motivation to achieve more, to do more, to win more, to win everything. To force people to actually take notice of what I do, and have done already. I have been Television Champion for 90 days. Undefeated for over 3 months. But if that's not good enough, I guess I'll just have to do more.
Taking aim at the head cheerleader may ruffle some feathers.
But in all honesty, Laura Tavares is not high on my hit list. I've already been in the ring with her, and I sounded beat down like a dusty rug. I would have finished the job on that day is Jasmine hadn't stuck her nose in my business. She knows she's on borrowed time too. She's not going to get away with blindsiding me. Once again, it's more motivation for me to rise above all that. I have done it before, I've been doing it ever since I got here. Right now, I feel like Johnny Clash's World Title is calling my name, and I feel like I should take it. But first, I wanna take down his princess. Again.
See Laura, I called you a princess because it's really close to what you actually are. Yeah, think about it. Usually, they're stupid, easy, and give little girls all over the world a horrible example of how to live life. It's true. Think about it, Cinderella was about a girl who just waiting around and got what she wanted. Sleeping Beauty taught them rape was okay. The Little Mermaid taught us that making a deal with the devil is okay as long as everything is okay in the end. These are the types of people that you represent. The type of lazy, uptight, girls who are waiting for a prince to come and take care of them because they don't have a independent bone in their body.
And to think I actually liked some of those movies.
And while you parade around with the world champion as his sex toy, you have accomplished nothing, you've earned nothing, you have become nothing. It's why, once again, I'm going to beat you, and this time there's not going to be a run-in by Jasmine to save you from me. No, this time, you take the beating you should have taken the first time. But it's not just finishing the job that motivates me, it's not the whole princess thing I just went over. It's not being passed up for awards. It's not even being so good for so long and going completely unnoticed.
It's simply because....I don't like you.
I never thought I would actually hate anybody, but you are rapidly climbing the list. It's just that you set such a bad example that I need to intervene. And the fact that it's been a while since I beat someone senseless. And you are the perfect person to start this year for me, and make 2013 an even better year than 2012. Yes Laura, this isn't going to be a fun night for you. It hasn't been a fun night for anyone who's had to face me for the past 3 months.
Jason Xavier will once again find himself on the losing end when I beat him at Army of One. Oh yes Jason, don't think I've forgotten about you. How could I? You're that same broken record that's been playing in my ear the past month. "At Army of One, I'm going to be the new Television champion". I've heard it before, and I'll hear it again, but it won't make any difference. Just like Johnny cheering his woman on in this match. Just like Johnny trying to threaten me or intimidate me or whatever he thinks putting his girlfriend in this much trouble is going to do to me.
It's all the same. It all will simply make my victory all the more impressive.
TNT can't come soon enough Laura. I can't wait to beat the heck out of you again, and add another win to my record. So if you could kindly do me a favor and so up ready to fight and not screw I can make this quick and painless.
Well okay, not painless, but quick.
After all, I got bigger fish to fry now. Sights and goals to accomplish. Maybe after I beat you, you can have some mice and deer and rabbits make you another princess dress.[/i]
[ Roxi swings around the city on her grappling hook in her costume. ]
Whee! This feels so good. So good to be back in costume, and back to cracking skulls. Now, where are some people breaking the law?
[Roxi stops on a rooftop and peers down ]
Dog not on a leash. Man littering, Woman jaywalking. Car parked in a red zone. ...Okay, I meant like...BIG crimes.
[ She peers down at her wrist communicator it reads “Vision” ]
Roxi - Talk to me.
Vision - How’s the bad guy hunting going?
Roxi - Not well. It’s as if every punk in this city heard I was coming back.
Vision - We try not to announce it.
Roxi - Well they all seem to know….wait…
Vision - What?
Roxi - Maybe it’s because I didn’t leave.
Vision - What are you talking about?
Roxi - Remember, that girl dressed like me.
Vision - Oh yes.
Roxi - Maybe…she’s been doing my job?
Vision - You think?
Roxi - I don’t know, but didn’t the Guild check on that?
Vision - I think they assumed it was you.
Roxi - But I was suspended.
Vision - Not everyone may have known. These things happen sometimes.
Roxi - Great. How am I going to find her?
Vision - You could ask.
Roxi - Very funny.
Vision - What?
Roxi - Who am I supposed to ask? “Hey there bank robber person, have you seen a girl dressed exactly like me except not me?”
Vision - …Yes.
Roxi - *sigh*
Vision - Well, maybe you’ll bump into each
other fighting crime.
Roxi - But there’s no crime!
Vision - Crime never stops, Lady Bedlam!
Roxi - ….Did you just quote the Guild Handbook to me?
Vision - Maybe.
Roxi - You make me sick sometimes.
Vision - Well, when you get back, I’ll fix you some soup.
Roxi - Over the internet…
Vision - Maybe.
Roxi - Whatever.
Vision - Then you can do that Disney Marathon you had planned.
Roxi - You know, having thought about it, I’m not going to.
Vision - Why not? You love Disney!
Roxi - I know, it’s just…Disney Princesses suck.
Vision - How could you?!
Roxi - It’s true.
Vision - I can’t –
[ She cuts him off ]
Roxi - I’ll explain this all to you later, right now, purse snatcher at 12 O’clock.
Vision - Go get ‘em.
[ Roxi swings into action …but then is intercepted. ]
Roxi - What the…
[ And there, the imitation Lady Bedlam swings down and takes the purse snatcher, making him drop the purse and throws him into a wall where he falls unconscious. Roxi swings down as they meet on the roof. ]
Roxi - Hey!
“Lady Bedlam” – Hey, yourself.
Roxi - Alright Missy, I am Lady Bedlam.
“Lady Bedlam” – No, I am Lady Bedlam.
Roxi - Really?
“Lady Bedlam” – Really.
Roxi - Are…are you just repeating me?
“Lady Bedlam” – I think you are repeating me.
Roxi - Stop it.
“Lady Bedlam” – You stop it.
Roxi - Look, This is how this works, you need to stop trying to be me. I am Lady Bedlam and I will not tolerate any imposters.
“Lady Bedlam” – Pfft. Clearly you are the imposter. Look how slow you were back there.
Roxi - I was not slow!
“Lady Bedlam” – Really? Who saved the day? Me.
Roxi - You shouldn’t be doing this. You could get hurt.
“Lady Bedlam” – Oh please. Everything is going just fine here. I have cleaned up the streets like I said I would.
Roxi - That’s what I said.
“Lady Bedlam” – And you…imposter, are giving me a bad name. So please, leave the hero work to the pros.
Roxi - Look here, I am -
“Lady Bedlam” – Look around you.
Roxi - …
“Lady Bedlam” – This place is safe now.
Look around.
[ “Lady Bedlam” puts her arm around Roxi ]
“Lady Bedlam” – (singing) What is this?
Instead of screams, I swear
I can hear music in the air
The smell of cakes and pies
Are absolutely everywhere
The sights, the sounds –
Roxi - Whoa, whoa, whoa. You will not break into song on my watch. Listen sister, I don’t care what you’ve done, I am the true Lady Bedlam and you will not take my place.
“Lady Bedlam” – Oh, that’s not what I want.
Roxi - Well what do you want?
“Lady Bedlam” – Oh, I think you know.
Roxi - What?..
“Lady Bedlam” – Later sweetheart, I got work to do. It’s not time yet.
[ With that, “Lady Bedlam” jumps off the roof and swings away. ]
Roxi - Time…for what?
