Post by Kuk Killswitch on Jan 10, 2013 1:54:23 GMT -5
"You know, I used to be known as I.O.V. which represented me being the most hardcore motherfucker in EAW."
We open to see Kuk Killswitch sitting on a steel chair in a room. He is filming his Independent Shoot Interview Video. He's been doing it for a few hours now, and he is speaking about Brandon Nytrus.
Kuk Killswitch:"You see, I'm not afraid of Brandon Nytrus, despite his mind set. He thinks that I fear him, but the simple fact is, I know what I'm capable of. He goes around and trash talks all the damn time. Brandon doesn't play a character, he is who he is on TV."
A guy behind the camera, who we suppose is the Interviewer, begins to speak.
Interviewer:"This Friday the two of you face off in a match he said he invented. What are your plans for this match? if any?"
Kuk:"You see, he keeps talking about how he invented this big match-up. And he acts like I've never wrestled before. I've competed in Hangman's Horror, I've competed in Scaffold matches, I've competed in the Sadistic Madness match, Circus Deathmatches, anything you can think of, I've probably competed in."
Interviewer:"Could you explain those matches to us?"
Kuk:"A hangman's horror match is where you choke your opponent out with a dog collar that is either hanging from the ropes or hanging from the turnbuckles. A scaffold match is where you have an elevated scaffold high above the ring and you have to throw your opponent down to the ring. scary and could lead to death. The Sadistic Madness match is a match where you have to bust your opponent open before you can pin em. And a Circus deathmatch is where you are on a scaffold above the ring and instead of knocking your opponent to the ring, there is a circus net underneath made entirely out of barbed wire. Knock your opponent down into that and you win."
Interviewer:"Those are some rough matches."
The Interviewer laughs as does Kuk.
Kuk:"Yeah, but when you're all about Deathmatch wrestling, that's what you gotta deal with."
They both share a laugh again.
Interviewer:"Well, thank you Mr. Killswitch. We will surely contact you for more interviews and such in the future."
Kuk:"Sure thing man."
The recording camera shuts off and we go into darkness.
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January 9th, 2013
6:00 Am
The Home of Kuk Killswitch
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The annoyance of an alarm can be heard. Rustles of blanket's are also heard and the alarm suddenly is slammed off. We hear a grunt and then Kuk Killswitch slides out of his bed and to a seated position. He rubs his face and shakes his head. He lets out a sigh as he gets up and walks to the bathroom. We hear the sound of water and the door shuts. Around 10 minutes later, Kuk Killswitch emerges from the bathroom dressed and clean. He now wears his ring attire and a hoodie with the hood covering his head. He grabs a hold of a gym bag sitting on the floor and walks out of his bedroom. He walks down the hall and into the kitchen. He tosses his gym bag down the hallway and by the door and then grabs a can of Dr. Pepper and spots a sandwich and a note. He picks up the note and reads it.
"Kukky,
I had to go to my moms like I said yesterday. I'll be back after my sister's wedding. Left you a Spicy Chicken Sandwich for breakfast. I'll be back on Saturday Good luck with Nytrus. Love ya! XOXOXOXO
Becca"
Kuk shakes his head and unwraps the sandwich. He takes a bite and nods his head in approval. He walks over to the door and grabs his bag in one hand and tries to balance his Dr. Pepper and Sandwich in the other. He opens the door and walks out of his house. He slams the door shut and shakes his head. He sits down the bag and takes another bite out of the sandwich. He puts the Dr. pepper in his pocket and picks up his bag. Kuk begins to walk to his garage when suddenly, his phone rings. Kuk lays the bag down again and takes his phone out of his pocket.
Kuk:"Hello?"
Voice:"Dude! Where are you?"
Kuk:"I'm on my way man. Calm yourself."
We can hear that it is Kuk's manager.
Kuk's Manager:"Well hurry your ass up!"
Kuk:"Calm the hell down! I'm on my way asshole!"
Kuk hangs up and shakes his head. He lifts up his bag and opens his garage door. He unlocks his truck and opens the door. He pulls down the seat and tosses the gym bag into the back. Suddenly, his phone goes off again. He takes it out of his pocket and looks at it. It shows a Text from his girlfriend Rebecca. He opens it up.
"Hope you like my new look!! XOXOXO"
Kuk smiles and shakes his head. He slides the keyboard open and begins to type.
"Baby, this looks great! Love the new look! Hotter then ever now lol!"
He clicks send then slides the phone back in his pocket. He pulls the seat down and gets in. A quick turn of the keys and the truck is on. Kuk pulls out of the garage and the driveway and heads down the highway and to the airport.
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January 9th, 2013
6:00 pm
MPW House Show
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The sound of cheers and boos can be heard. We pan onto a crowd, cheering and booing like crazy. We can see the edge of the ring, and someone is irish whipped into the ropes. We turn into the ring and can see Kuk Killswitch clothesline a local talent. He has a little bit of blood running down his face. He looks at the man laying on the ground and grabs him by his shirt, brown hair. He lifts him up and delivers a over the head belly to belly suplex throw, sending the local jobber into the corner. Kuk walks over slowly and grabs hold of the Jobbers head and lifts him up again. He nails the "Ode to Violence" and heads to the top. He smiles as the crowd cheers again. Kuk leaps off and connects with a viscous "Five Star Reject Splash". He goes for the cover.
One.....two....three!!!!!!
The bell rings as "Guys Like you make us look bad" hits again and Kuk stands up and gets his arm raised by the ref.
Honey Winter:"Your winner The Hardcore Reject......KUK KKIIIILLLLSSSSWWIIIITTCCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kuk asks for a microphone and is given one. He sweeps his stray hairs back as his music dies down.
Kuk:"Ladies and gentleman,.....boys and girls,......children and pissheads of all ages,.......this man....just got......."
Kuk lifts up the microphone and the crowd yells "KUKED!". Kuk laughs and then catches his breath before continuing to speak.
Kuk:"This Friday I will do the same damn thing to Brandon Nytrus. We will step in the ring at Unsanctioned and I will walk out with the win and the name 'King of X-Core'!"
The crowd cheers and Kuk whips the sweat from his eyes.
Kuk:"Now, Brandon stated a few things in his promo this week. I'm gonna address what he said right now. You see Brandon, you stated that I am 'nothing'. And that I will always be 'nothing'. The funny thing is, you're nothing. You will always be nothing. I am more then you will ever be my friend. You see, you are trying to live up to an expectation. You're trying to fit in with the crowd. But you see, I'm not. I'm a reject. A loner. The few people that are in my life are family. I like to keep all the bullshit away. And you are stopping that."
The crowd boos at Brandon.
Kuk:"I understand this match Brandon. I have been watching the few matches that this match was under. It is one hell of a match! But I have competed in shit worse then this. Hundreds of Deathmatches, hundreds of hardcore stipulations. This is just another match to me. A match that I will win that is."
The crowd cheers again. Cheap pop for Kuk.
Kuk:"You're cocky Brandon, you really are. You honestly think that you can 'beat my ass around the arena'. You honestly think that the match can only end when you get the sixth fall. You're delusional you parasite. I don't fear you Brandon. I really don't. I am counting the days till I get to step into my kingdom and beat you within an inch of your life. I can't wait for Friday bitch!"
The crowd pops again. Kuk has them right where he wants them.
Kuk:"You wanna know why these fans don't cheer for you Brandon? Because you're an ignorant, arrogant asshole. DAMN! This is the second time in a week I've had to tell people I know about their ignorance. A man by the name of Bobby Bowen and you Brandon. Both of you are the same. You like to flaunt what you have to the world. You love to show your success and brag about it constantly. Nobody cares. A rapper, a wrestler, nobody gives a shit."
The cheers continue to be heard as there is a small pop from the crowd at the mention of Bobby Bowen. Kuk smiles.
Kuk:"You have a problem on your hands this Friday Brandon. You go one on one with me, and your girlfriend.....and Nikki won't be there."
A huge pop is heard with some added laughter.
Kuk:"You call me an annoying fly, the type that won't leave you alone. But you forget, you challenged me son. You were the one that kept throwing out these challenges. it's sad to hear you lie straight to the fans and the entire world about me being the 'fly' in your face, when you're the one that keeps getting in mine."
Kuk shakes his head.
Kuk:"Say you will make me suffer. Tell people that I won't be the same after Friday. Go ahead. Cause you are right man, I won't be the same after Friday, I will be better. Beating you, and never having to worry about facing you again? That sounds pretty good to me!"
Kuk:"Brandon, here's what I want you to do. From now until Unsanctioned, stand in front of the mirror. Take a good long hard look at yourself. Then I want you to take your girlfriend....and Nikki out for a nice dinner. There, you need to break the news to them. When everything is quiet and everyone is eating, just tap your little glass, clear your over stretched throat, and tell them that at Unsanctioned, Kuk Killswitch will be whooping your ASS!!"
Kuk tosses the microphone as his theme hits again. He smiles as he gets up on the top turnbuckle and throws up the metal horns. The crowd cheers for The Hardcore Reject and Kuk hops down. He rolls out of the ring and walks up the ramp a bit, slapping the outreached hands. He gets to the top and stretches his arms to the sides with his fists balled and the back of his hand facing the sky. He looks at the crowd and laughs before heading to the back, closing the House Show and this ROLEPLAY!
We open to see Kuk Killswitch sitting on a steel chair in a room. He is filming his Independent Shoot Interview Video. He's been doing it for a few hours now, and he is speaking about Brandon Nytrus.
Kuk Killswitch:"You see, I'm not afraid of Brandon Nytrus, despite his mind set. He thinks that I fear him, but the simple fact is, I know what I'm capable of. He goes around and trash talks all the damn time. Brandon doesn't play a character, he is who he is on TV."
A guy behind the camera, who we suppose is the Interviewer, begins to speak.
Interviewer:"This Friday the two of you face off in a match he said he invented. What are your plans for this match? if any?"
Kuk:"You see, he keeps talking about how he invented this big match-up. And he acts like I've never wrestled before. I've competed in Hangman's Horror, I've competed in Scaffold matches, I've competed in the Sadistic Madness match, Circus Deathmatches, anything you can think of, I've probably competed in."
Interviewer:"Could you explain those matches to us?"
Kuk:"A hangman's horror match is where you choke your opponent out with a dog collar that is either hanging from the ropes or hanging from the turnbuckles. A scaffold match is where you have an elevated scaffold high above the ring and you have to throw your opponent down to the ring. scary and could lead to death. The Sadistic Madness match is a match where you have to bust your opponent open before you can pin em. And a Circus deathmatch is where you are on a scaffold above the ring and instead of knocking your opponent to the ring, there is a circus net underneath made entirely out of barbed wire. Knock your opponent down into that and you win."
Interviewer:"Those are some rough matches."
The Interviewer laughs as does Kuk.
Kuk:"Yeah, but when you're all about Deathmatch wrestling, that's what you gotta deal with."
They both share a laugh again.
Interviewer:"Well, thank you Mr. Killswitch. We will surely contact you for more interviews and such in the future."
Kuk:"Sure thing man."
The recording camera shuts off and we go into darkness.
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January 9th, 2013
6:00 Am
The Home of Kuk Killswitch
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The annoyance of an alarm can be heard. Rustles of blanket's are also heard and the alarm suddenly is slammed off. We hear a grunt and then Kuk Killswitch slides out of his bed and to a seated position. He rubs his face and shakes his head. He lets out a sigh as he gets up and walks to the bathroom. We hear the sound of water and the door shuts. Around 10 minutes later, Kuk Killswitch emerges from the bathroom dressed and clean. He now wears his ring attire and a hoodie with the hood covering his head. He grabs a hold of a gym bag sitting on the floor and walks out of his bedroom. He walks down the hall and into the kitchen. He tosses his gym bag down the hallway and by the door and then grabs a can of Dr. Pepper and spots a sandwich and a note. He picks up the note and reads it.
"Kukky,
I had to go to my moms like I said yesterday. I'll be back after my sister's wedding. Left you a Spicy Chicken Sandwich for breakfast. I'll be back on Saturday Good luck with Nytrus. Love ya! XOXOXOXO
Becca"
Kuk shakes his head and unwraps the sandwich. He takes a bite and nods his head in approval. He walks over to the door and grabs his bag in one hand and tries to balance his Dr. Pepper and Sandwich in the other. He opens the door and walks out of his house. He slams the door shut and shakes his head. He sits down the bag and takes another bite out of the sandwich. He puts the Dr. pepper in his pocket and picks up his bag. Kuk begins to walk to his garage when suddenly, his phone rings. Kuk lays the bag down again and takes his phone out of his pocket.
Kuk:"Hello?"
Voice:"Dude! Where are you?"
Kuk:"I'm on my way man. Calm yourself."
We can hear that it is Kuk's manager.
Kuk's Manager:"Well hurry your ass up!"
Kuk:"Calm the hell down! I'm on my way asshole!"
Kuk hangs up and shakes his head. He lifts up his bag and opens his garage door. He unlocks his truck and opens the door. He pulls down the seat and tosses the gym bag into the back. Suddenly, his phone goes off again. He takes it out of his pocket and looks at it. It shows a Text from his girlfriend Rebecca. He opens it up.
"Hope you like my new look!! XOXOXO"
Kuk smiles and shakes his head. He slides the keyboard open and begins to type.
"Baby, this looks great! Love the new look! Hotter then ever now lol!"
He clicks send then slides the phone back in his pocket. He pulls the seat down and gets in. A quick turn of the keys and the truck is on. Kuk pulls out of the garage and the driveway and heads down the highway and to the airport.
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January 9th, 2013
6:00 pm
MPW House Show
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The sound of cheers and boos can be heard. We pan onto a crowd, cheering and booing like crazy. We can see the edge of the ring, and someone is irish whipped into the ropes. We turn into the ring and can see Kuk Killswitch clothesline a local talent. He has a little bit of blood running down his face. He looks at the man laying on the ground and grabs him by his shirt, brown hair. He lifts him up and delivers a over the head belly to belly suplex throw, sending the local jobber into the corner. Kuk walks over slowly and grabs hold of the Jobbers head and lifts him up again. He nails the "Ode to Violence" and heads to the top. He smiles as the crowd cheers again. Kuk leaps off and connects with a viscous "Five Star Reject Splash". He goes for the cover.
One.....two....three!!!!!!
The bell rings as "Guys Like you make us look bad" hits again and Kuk stands up and gets his arm raised by the ref.
Honey Winter:"Your winner The Hardcore Reject......KUK KKIIIILLLLSSSSWWIIIITTCCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kuk asks for a microphone and is given one. He sweeps his stray hairs back as his music dies down.
Kuk:"Ladies and gentleman,.....boys and girls,......children and pissheads of all ages,.......this man....just got......."
Kuk lifts up the microphone and the crowd yells "KUKED!". Kuk laughs and then catches his breath before continuing to speak.
Kuk:"This Friday I will do the same damn thing to Brandon Nytrus. We will step in the ring at Unsanctioned and I will walk out with the win and the name 'King of X-Core'!"
The crowd cheers and Kuk whips the sweat from his eyes.
Kuk:"Now, Brandon stated a few things in his promo this week. I'm gonna address what he said right now. You see Brandon, you stated that I am 'nothing'. And that I will always be 'nothing'. The funny thing is, you're nothing. You will always be nothing. I am more then you will ever be my friend. You see, you are trying to live up to an expectation. You're trying to fit in with the crowd. But you see, I'm not. I'm a reject. A loner. The few people that are in my life are family. I like to keep all the bullshit away. And you are stopping that."
The crowd boos at Brandon.
Kuk:"I understand this match Brandon. I have been watching the few matches that this match was under. It is one hell of a match! But I have competed in shit worse then this. Hundreds of Deathmatches, hundreds of hardcore stipulations. This is just another match to me. A match that I will win that is."
The crowd cheers again. Cheap pop for Kuk.
Kuk:"You're cocky Brandon, you really are. You honestly think that you can 'beat my ass around the arena'. You honestly think that the match can only end when you get the sixth fall. You're delusional you parasite. I don't fear you Brandon. I really don't. I am counting the days till I get to step into my kingdom and beat you within an inch of your life. I can't wait for Friday bitch!"
The crowd pops again. Kuk has them right where he wants them.
Kuk:"You wanna know why these fans don't cheer for you Brandon? Because you're an ignorant, arrogant asshole. DAMN! This is the second time in a week I've had to tell people I know about their ignorance. A man by the name of Bobby Bowen and you Brandon. Both of you are the same. You like to flaunt what you have to the world. You love to show your success and brag about it constantly. Nobody cares. A rapper, a wrestler, nobody gives a shit."
The cheers continue to be heard as there is a small pop from the crowd at the mention of Bobby Bowen. Kuk smiles.
Kuk:"You have a problem on your hands this Friday Brandon. You go one on one with me, and your girlfriend.....and Nikki won't be there."
A huge pop is heard with some added laughter.
Kuk:"You call me an annoying fly, the type that won't leave you alone. But you forget, you challenged me son. You were the one that kept throwing out these challenges. it's sad to hear you lie straight to the fans and the entire world about me being the 'fly' in your face, when you're the one that keeps getting in mine."
Kuk shakes his head.
Kuk:"Say you will make me suffer. Tell people that I won't be the same after Friday. Go ahead. Cause you are right man, I won't be the same after Friday, I will be better. Beating you, and never having to worry about facing you again? That sounds pretty good to me!"
Kuk:"Brandon, here's what I want you to do. From now until Unsanctioned, stand in front of the mirror. Take a good long hard look at yourself. Then I want you to take your girlfriend....and Nikki out for a nice dinner. There, you need to break the news to them. When everything is quiet and everyone is eating, just tap your little glass, clear your over stretched throat, and tell them that at Unsanctioned, Kuk Killswitch will be whooping your ASS!!"
Kuk tosses the microphone as his theme hits again. He smiles as he gets up on the top turnbuckle and throws up the metal horns. The crowd cheers for The Hardcore Reject and Kuk hops down. He rolls out of the ring and walks up the ramp a bit, slapping the outreached hands. He gets to the top and stretches his arms to the sides with his fists balled and the back of his hand facing the sky. He looks at the crowd and laughs before heading to the back, closing the House Show and this ROLEPLAY!
