Post by To Be Announced on Jan 11, 2013 14:44:21 GMT -5
Such a magical evening. I don't think I've ever connected with a woman quite like tonight. Tasha is such an incredible person to be with, she's smart, she's pretty and she's funny, but most of all...I think she might actually like me! But unfortunately every night must end, as much as I didn't want it to. But then again, tomorrow is another day, and I'll be able to once again behold her beauty in the daylight, although it doesn't really matter to me what time of day I see, whenever I see her she awakens these butterflies in my stomach, a feeling that I have not felt since...
*ring* *ring*
Wait, my cellphone's actually ringing? At this time of night I wonder who it...oh...
It's her again. I've done pretty well avoiding her after that incident at TNT, all she wants to do is scream and spew more crumbs at me! It's gotten to the point where I can't take it anymore, I have to stay away from her. When I first signed her back to MPW I did it so we could be together, and then I saw what she was quickly becoming and instead kept her here simply because I felt sorry for her, but along the way everything that I liked about her had disappeared. I look at her now, what she used to be and what she has become, and I just don't feel the same way I did about her six months ago. She isn't the woman I fell in love with. I look at her now, and I no longer feel sympathy, to tell the truth I feel nothing for her now...
*ring* *ring*
Let's just hang this up again...
...
Just woke up, normally I'm kind of an insomniac but unlike a certain someone some of you might be aware of I don't go onto twitter to complain about it (seriously non-stop talking about her...I mean his insomnia, gave me an absolute headache!). Wow, feeling refreshingly perky today, must be the effects following such a great night! Might as well check my messages...
"You have 26 new messages."
What? Seriously? All of them from you know still whining...but oh there's one from Tasha...
"Hey chick, had a terrific night last night, love to see you again sometime. Maybe tonight? Call me back when you can. Love ya! xXx"
Wow, second date in a row? She must really like me then, I've never been on a second date before! Looking forward to it already...
*knock* *knock*
Oh shit I forgot! I was supposed to do a promo this morning! That must be Sweeney right now! Hang on mate, at least let me comb my hair a little...
Sweeney: Hey buddy, you ready?
Shit why do I always forget to lock the damn door!?
Chicken: Yeah, just give me a minute! Only now I'm getting up...
Sweeney: Overslept huh? That's not like you. Must have been a great night then...
Poking his nose in my business as usual...
Sweeney: How'd it go anyway?
Chicken: Lousy. Waste of fucking time...
Sweeney: Wow. Really?
Chicken: FUCK NO!! It was the best time I've had in a long time. Even better than Disneyland! That Tasha, man what a girl! She's so incredible, I've never known a girl like her...
Sweeney: That's awesome man, I'm so happy for you! And you know who was fine with it?
Chicken: Well I don't know, but judging from all the messages she left behind on my phone, I don't think she's too thrilled about it.
Sweeney: Well you know what? Fuck her! If you want to go out with Tasha, you should, don't let that cow push you around!
Chicken: I know dude, get off my back. I'll deal with her when I'm ready, but until then I'm going to spend some quality time with Tasha.
Sweeney: Good for you. Ready yet?
Let's see...hair's a little less scruffy, brushed my teeth, got my favorite shirt on...just gotta zip these jeans and...
Chicken: Yep. We're good to go.
Sweeney: Cool. I'll set up the camera, you stand over there or something.
...
Here we go, promo time.
Sweeney: And we're rolling...
Chicken: Hey guys, what's up? Long time no speak, it's been a while since I've shot one of these promos, but how appropriate is it that our next big pay-per-view is called Army of One? Why is that significant you ask? Well peeps let me tell you why. You see, I may be small, and I may be weak, but I've got the heart and guts of an entire army of my own. An army yet to reach its full potential granted, but an army nonetheless, and yeah it's gonna take an army to win this rumble match. I don't know how many guys are gonna be entered in this thing, but I know for a fact that it's gonna be a lot, and clearly the task at hand is not going to be easy. It ain't gonna be pretty either, I'm sure some blood is gonna be spilt more than once during this match. Let's face it, this is gonna be the ultimate test for endurance, and whoever will come out on top will have to considered the top dog of this promotion today, even more of a top dog than that idiot asswipe of a champion we have right now. No one knows who will come out on top in this match, but I know someone who has what it takes to get the job done...me. That's right I said it, it's me. I have the heart, I have the speed, I probably don't have the strength but I sure as hell have the will, the spirit and the determination to win this match. And that's not all, there's still a championship match to give me even more motivation. Whoever wins this match will go on to the biggest event in MPW history to challenge for the World title, whether it be that filthy slob Johnny Clash or that douchebag Ash Soulsfate. Well guys, you might as well start preparing because either one of you is going to be facing me at Road to Glory after I come out on top and become the first man to win the first ever MPW Army of One Rumble match!
Man I'm parched, let's take a sip of this water bottle...
Chicken: You see, I don't care who I have to beat to come out on top. Whether it be that Olympic wannabe Ian Andrews, that giant chocolate marshmallow Taufik, that lanky pussy Brandon Nytrus, that failure of an actor Tyler Rose, or even that new bitch on the block Kandi Washington. You see guys, I have what none of you have, and that's the heart and spirit to win this, and in the end it is that will and determination that drives a man to do incredible things and make the impossible a reality. I know I can do this. I know I can pass this test of endurance, and I know I will be next in line for a World title shot. Heck, you know what? I'm so determined that I'm making it clear right now. MPW officials, if you're watching this right now, then let me call it right now. I'm volunteering myself to be the number one entrant in the rumble match!!
Sweeney: What!?
What!?
Chicken: That's right...you heard me...I wanna be the number one entrant! I wanna be number one so then none of you losers will have an excuse when I become the last man standing in the middle of the ring! You see guys, this is history in the making. Not only am I gonna be the first winner of the Army of One Rumble match, but I'm also gonna be the smallest and I'm also gonna be the first man to win from the number one entry spot! That's how confident I am that I'm gonna win this match. None of you can compare. Come next week, the army inside me is gonna triumph and stand its ground. I'm gonna be the first man to walk into this battle, and I'm gonna be the last man standing! Just try and stop me, because I know that you won't!!
Sweeney: And cut!
Phew! Glad I got that out of my system...
Sweeney: Dude, this is your greatest opportunity for a World title yet, and you wanna be number one? What the hell are you thinking?
Chicken: Relax man, it's fine. I know I can do it. Just trust me. I can do this!
I know I can do it! You're looking at the winner of the Army of One Rumble match:
TRIVIA: Did you know that Chicken is a huge fan of Nirvana?
*ring* *ring*
Wait, my cellphone's actually ringing? At this time of night I wonder who it...oh...
It's her again. I've done pretty well avoiding her after that incident at TNT, all she wants to do is scream and spew more crumbs at me! It's gotten to the point where I can't take it anymore, I have to stay away from her. When I first signed her back to MPW I did it so we could be together, and then I saw what she was quickly becoming and instead kept her here simply because I felt sorry for her, but along the way everything that I liked about her had disappeared. I look at her now, what she used to be and what she has become, and I just don't feel the same way I did about her six months ago. She isn't the woman I fell in love with. I look at her now, and I no longer feel sympathy, to tell the truth I feel nothing for her now...
*ring* *ring*
Let's just hang this up again...
...
Just woke up, normally I'm kind of an insomniac but unlike a certain someone some of you might be aware of I don't go onto twitter to complain about it (seriously non-stop talking about her...I mean his insomnia, gave me an absolute headache!). Wow, feeling refreshingly perky today, must be the effects following such a great night! Might as well check my messages...
"You have 26 new messages."
What? Seriously? All of them from you know still whining...but oh there's one from Tasha...
"Hey chick, had a terrific night last night, love to see you again sometime. Maybe tonight? Call me back when you can. Love ya! xXx"
Wow, second date in a row? She must really like me then, I've never been on a second date before! Looking forward to it already...
*knock* *knock*
Oh shit I forgot! I was supposed to do a promo this morning! That must be Sweeney right now! Hang on mate, at least let me comb my hair a little...
Sweeney: Hey buddy, you ready?
Shit why do I always forget to lock the damn door!?
Chicken: Yeah, just give me a minute! Only now I'm getting up...
Sweeney: Overslept huh? That's not like you. Must have been a great night then...
Poking his nose in my business as usual...
Sweeney: How'd it go anyway?
Chicken: Lousy. Waste of fucking time...
Sweeney: Wow. Really?
Chicken: FUCK NO!! It was the best time I've had in a long time. Even better than Disneyland! That Tasha, man what a girl! She's so incredible, I've never known a girl like her...
Sweeney: That's awesome man, I'm so happy for you! And you know who was fine with it?
Chicken: Well I don't know, but judging from all the messages she left behind on my phone, I don't think she's too thrilled about it.
Sweeney: Well you know what? Fuck her! If you want to go out with Tasha, you should, don't let that cow push you around!
Chicken: I know dude, get off my back. I'll deal with her when I'm ready, but until then I'm going to spend some quality time with Tasha.
Sweeney: Good for you. Ready yet?
Let's see...hair's a little less scruffy, brushed my teeth, got my favorite shirt on...just gotta zip these jeans and...
Chicken: Yep. We're good to go.
Sweeney: Cool. I'll set up the camera, you stand over there or something.
...
Here we go, promo time.
Sweeney: And we're rolling...
Chicken: Hey guys, what's up? Long time no speak, it's been a while since I've shot one of these promos, but how appropriate is it that our next big pay-per-view is called Army of One? Why is that significant you ask? Well peeps let me tell you why. You see, I may be small, and I may be weak, but I've got the heart and guts of an entire army of my own. An army yet to reach its full potential granted, but an army nonetheless, and yeah it's gonna take an army to win this rumble match. I don't know how many guys are gonna be entered in this thing, but I know for a fact that it's gonna be a lot, and clearly the task at hand is not going to be easy. It ain't gonna be pretty either, I'm sure some blood is gonna be spilt more than once during this match. Let's face it, this is gonna be the ultimate test for endurance, and whoever will come out on top will have to considered the top dog of this promotion today, even more of a top dog than that idiot asswipe of a champion we have right now. No one knows who will come out on top in this match, but I know someone who has what it takes to get the job done...me. That's right I said it, it's me. I have the heart, I have the speed, I probably don't have the strength but I sure as hell have the will, the spirit and the determination to win this match. And that's not all, there's still a championship match to give me even more motivation. Whoever wins this match will go on to the biggest event in MPW history to challenge for the World title, whether it be that filthy slob Johnny Clash or that douchebag Ash Soulsfate. Well guys, you might as well start preparing because either one of you is going to be facing me at Road to Glory after I come out on top and become the first man to win the first ever MPW Army of One Rumble match!
Man I'm parched, let's take a sip of this water bottle...
Chicken: You see, I don't care who I have to beat to come out on top. Whether it be that Olympic wannabe Ian Andrews, that giant chocolate marshmallow Taufik, that lanky pussy Brandon Nytrus, that failure of an actor Tyler Rose, or even that new bitch on the block Kandi Washington. You see guys, I have what none of you have, and that's the heart and spirit to win this, and in the end it is that will and determination that drives a man to do incredible things and make the impossible a reality. I know I can do this. I know I can pass this test of endurance, and I know I will be next in line for a World title shot. Heck, you know what? I'm so determined that I'm making it clear right now. MPW officials, if you're watching this right now, then let me call it right now. I'm volunteering myself to be the number one entrant in the rumble match!!
Sweeney: What!?
What!?
Chicken: That's right...you heard me...I wanna be the number one entrant! I wanna be number one so then none of you losers will have an excuse when I become the last man standing in the middle of the ring! You see guys, this is history in the making. Not only am I gonna be the first winner of the Army of One Rumble match, but I'm also gonna be the smallest and I'm also gonna be the first man to win from the number one entry spot! That's how confident I am that I'm gonna win this match. None of you can compare. Come next week, the army inside me is gonna triumph and stand its ground. I'm gonna be the first man to walk into this battle, and I'm gonna be the last man standing! Just try and stop me, because I know that you won't!!
Sweeney: And cut!
Phew! Glad I got that out of my system...
Sweeney: Dude, this is your greatest opportunity for a World title yet, and you wanna be number one? What the hell are you thinking?
Chicken: Relax man, it's fine. I know I can do it. Just trust me. I can do this!
I know I can do it! You're looking at the winner of the Army of One Rumble match:
TRIVIA: Did you know that Chicken is a huge fan of Nirvana?