Post by Emi Yamamoto on Jan 23, 2013 15:21:27 GMT -5
Oh hi there! You may not know me, I'm kinda new around here. The name's Emi Yamamoto, or Emipon if you want I don't mind. I moved to Las Vegas like two years ago with my flatmate Kenji Sohma. He's a photographer around here, and he helped pull a few strings to get me here. Whoa now, before you say anything, Kenji and I are just flatmates who happen to be of the opposite gender, that does not mean we're a couple or anything! But of course, that doesn't mean that I'm not looking...
If you are actually looking for a woman under the age of twenty one then look no further. I'm single, I'm also a model who does professional dancing on the side, I enjoy long walks on the beach and I also enjoy...
Hey Shortstuff, we're not here for that remember?
Oh well, can't blame a girl for trying...
Where were we anyway?
Actually...I can't remember. Kenji, where were we?
I just asked you that...
Oh yeah. Well then, let's go do something!
Like what?
Hmm...
Am I scheduled to compete yet?
Not yet.
Drat. But I'm bored!
Well if you want something to do, why not clean up the flat a little bit? Still messy after our last adventure...
That's a great idea! Why don't we fill the reader in on how we go here?
But that's not what I...
So yeah like there I was, battling it out with the dreaded adiposter monster, and after taking it down head on I was rewarded with the honor of Supa Sekushi, a proud title I took up and followed through with all my heart. I was considered an idol among my followers and I'd be worshiped throughout the land!
...or basically after high school Emi became an underwear model in Japan. She was pretty hot for an eighteen year old...
Aww so sweet Kenji, but I'm still not sharing my Toppo with you...
Maybe next time...
Anyway, little did I realize was that the title of Supa Sekushi required me to leave on a new quest in a new land. Of course this land wasn't new, in fact I spent most of my life in this land. This land was known as user.
You mean USA?
Close enough. So after being stripped of this title I came over here, with no place to go, until I met Kenji here. He took me in and helped me get back on my feet. I was so grateful, and he even helped me retain my title as Supa Sekushi!
Hey, an eighteen year old homeless girl with the body of a young goddess, I couldn't just let her stay on the streets. I did the decent thing and helped her out. It's the least I could do.
And I'm still thankful for it. But of course that was when our adventures began, wasn't it?
Yep, pretty much...
But now it's time for a new adventure. You see I've discovered a new art to add to my already illustrious repertoire, and now I want to put these new skills to the test. And what better place than right here in the city of MPW?
The city of MPW?
That's right, and this city needs a savior. This city needs a warrior. This city needs a Millennium Pro Warrior!!
This is what I have to put up with all the time...
This city has been plagued with creeps and crawlers for far too long! As the big old praying mantis stalks its next prey, as the giant potato man continues to wreak havoc, and as a cult of social losers throw the biggest tantrum of all, little do they realize that the instigator of justice has arrived! I want to help this city in any way I can, and what better way than to pound their asses to the dirt? And also...I'm a little bit of a sucker for gold, and some of those title belts look pretty sweet! ;D
Listen, if it's gold you want, I have no problem just...
Shh! Don't spoil my speech or else I'll come at you like a buzzard!
Sorry, my bad. I'll go put the kettle on...
Oh great now I lost my space! Good going Kenji! Hang on, let me just scroll the page and...
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Okay. Ahem...to protect the world from devastation, to unite all peoples within our nation...oops sorry, wrong speech. Ahem...anyway as I said, this city is plagued with dirty horny old men and angry fat pig beasts quite possibly from outer space, and I am here to cure you all. I am here to take on injustice and twist his nipple like a little bitch! I am the Millennium Pro Warrior! I also have a twitter account. Go on check it out, and if you want more pictures of me as Supa Sekushi then let me know, I'll be happy to oblige!
She'll do it, she's crazy. She turned up to one training session in her freaking underwear! Don't be surprised if she turns up one night to compete in a bikini!
I thought you were putting the kettle on?
I did...
Oh, never mind then...
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Anyway, now you know a little about me. I look forward to going on my first adventure here, and I can't wait to beat up whoever gets in my way first! Come on Kenji, let us begin!! Emipon away!!
*sigh* All I can say is good luck controlling her MPW, you're gonna need it...
WARNING: You are about to embark on an adventure of fantastic proportions. Do you want to continue?
I'll give you a clue...SAY YESSSS!!!
