Post by Emi Yamamoto on Jan 27, 2013 10:48:34 GMT -5
Okay, here it is. The moment you've all been waiting for. Watch out MPW, the Millennium Pro Warrior is on the prowl. Time for my first adventure here. But first, a little preparation...
Kenji walks in.
What are you doing?
Oh hi Kenji! Just checking out my pog collection...
Pogs? Do they even sell them anymore?
I don't know but it's way better than Menko! I mean look at this one! It's Homer Simpson! How cool is that?
Yeah...that's something alright...
What? Are you hiding something?
Ah no, I was just...
Wait a second, what's that around your neck?
Nothing, it's just a...
That's a pog! Oh my god you have a pog hanging around your neck?
Don't touch it. It's my lucky pog. I always wear this. It reminds me why I came here to the States in the first place.
A gold pog with a dollar sign on it?
Exactly...
...
So...fancy a game then?
Don't you have a match to be training for?
I don't know what's going on to be honest, the guy I was supposed to face apparently went mental and killed himself because his life was so desperately pathetic that he thought he could actually use his loser life as a gimmick. Shame really, I really wanted to kick that guy's ass so bad...anyway, come on let's play for a bit.
Yeah alright then why not? Need some time to kill anyway...
So basically we just sat in my room flicking each other with pogs, until...
Whoa!
A great beam of light flooded the room! We were blinded, Kenji was kinda freaking out but then again he always does. I closed my eyes, but when I opened them again, something was not right...
...
What the hell happened?
I don't know but when did the flat get so crowded? Where did all these people come from?
Uh oh...
Oh my god look at the way they're dressed! What are they like from the 70's?
Umm actually Emi...I think this IS the 70's!!
Dun dun DUUUNNNN!!!
Get stuffed, how can that happen?
I don't know but I'm certain this isn't the present. Something must have happened when we flicked that last pog. Which one was it?
It was your lucky pog, you used it to flick this one...
The limited edition Bee Gees pog?
Listen! The DJ is playing the Bee Gees now! Oh come on let's dance!
Emi, you're still in your underwear! Aren't you at least a little bit embarrassed around these people?
What, with the hairstyles and outfits these people are wearing? Yeah I'm the embarrassment...
Seriously Emi, we just traveled back in time! We need to find a way back to our normal time now!
What's the rush? We can go back anytime we want, let's just have a little fun first!
But we have to be careful, we can't go mingling with these people. Who knows what effect it would have on the present...
I know I know, I have seen Back to the Future you know...come on let's party!
*sigh*
...
*bump*
Oh sorry man...
Don't worry little lady it's all smooth!
Oh my god! Your voice is like so sexy! I must know who you are!
Curious little fox aren't you? If you must know, I'm Master Disco.
Is that your real name?
Yes. My parents were Mister and Misses Disco. I believe it's Canadian...
Fascinating. I love your outfit by the way, such lovely abs...I mean...
Little lady is there a reason why you have no clothes on? I do believe you're drunk!
Shhh not too loud, I'm only twenty...
Well I'm thirty two if you must know. Perhaps I should escort you back home...
Master please! We just met *giggles*
oh my god what's that around your neck!?My medallion?
Ooooooohhh sooooo shiny!!!
You like it? It's a snake. Did you know that according to the Chinese zodiac this year is the year of the snake?
Ooooooohhh...
Yep. 1977, what a year it's been...
Aaaaahhh...wait, 1977? You must be like over sixty or something!
Huh?
There you are! Come on Emi, we gotta go back to the present now!
What's that you got there?
They're called pogs. Come on I'll show you how to play!
No!
...
Oh my god like what just happened?
I'll tell you what happened...you tried to teach that stranger how to play pogs. You tried flicking his stupid medallion and now he's disappeared probably back in the present where we should be. Nice going Emi, thanks to you all we have left is my lucky pog. Looks like we're stuck here until the 90's when they finally make these things...
Oh come on Kenji don't be that way. Look, if it worked on his shiny medallion then maybe if we find another medallion like it we could use it to get back home!
That's actually a good point. But what was on the medallion?
A snake.
Of course, 2013 is the year of the snake! We gotta find one quick, we've already dabbled here too long.
Don't worry the Millennium Pro Warrior is on the case!
So we searched, checking everyone's chest looking for a medallion with a snake on it. It took several minutes until finally...
Hey Kenji! I found one! Oh pardon me sir, would it be okay if I can borrow this for like a second?
Erm...not at all! Umm...
Oh come on it's not like you've ever seen a naked woman before is it? Is this your wife by the way?
Indeed. This is Sheila and I'm Tim Sawyer. We're engaged to be married.
Sawyer huh?
Brilliant you found one! Now let's go...
Hang on a second Kenji. Sheila, may I have a word with you for a minute?
She nods.
Sheila, I know it's none of my business but you haven't...you know...with Tim?
She shakes her head.
Oh, well in that case...try one of these condoms. They're unbreakable so mistakes won't be made. Don't want you giving birth to a complete retard now don't we?
lol Sheila looks flabbergasted!
Alright Kenji, let's do this.
Okay, here we go.
...
Did it work?
I think so. This is your room isn't it?
Well I don't remember that disco ball ever being up there...
Uh oh...I have a bad feeling about this...
Hey do you hear music? It's coming from outside!
Oh my...look out the window!
Everyone's dressed up and dancing! So we're still in the 70's?
I think it's worse...we brought the 70's back to the present!!
Groovy!
No don't you get it? This must have happened when that Master Disco traveled through time. Somehow he must have changed the course of history so that the 70's music and culture never went out of style...
A whole world of people dressing up and partying? What's wrong with that?
Everyone's living in the past, so the present never happened. Professional wrestling never became popular, the World Wide Web was never created, and pogs were never invented...
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Don't worry I know how we can stop this. We just have to find this Master Disco guy and send him back to his own time.
Well there's no time to lose! Let's go!!
And so off we went into the streets, through the crowds of disco dancers on a quest to save the world from constant bad hair days and over-sized shoes. We looked everywhere but everyone just looked so similar...
It's no use. There's too many people here. Besides he could be anywhere! We don't even know if he ever came back to this time at all, for all we know he could be dead by now! Let's face it, it's over. We might as well go out and buy wigs and just fit in like the rest...
Oh look there he is! Hi Master Disco!
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Come on Disco, let's take you home.
Home? This is my home now little lady!
I'm sorry but you are not from this time. You have to go back to your time so we can get things back to normal...
This is normal for me you know. Come on funk meister, don't you think things are better off like this? I mean look around you, everyone's having the time of their lives!
Oh my god look over there! Cami James has an afro!!
Yeah that cat can swing baby...
Seriously man, things aren't meant to be this way. Follow us now!
Listen jack, the only way you're taking me back is in a body bag! Disco for life! You think you can take me on?
Don't worry Kenji I got this...oooooooooohhhh shiny... ;D
He he he. Chicks always dig the medallions baby! She can't resist...
Must...touch...
Emi no!
That's right. Come to papa!
Cannot...resist...
Wait, what are you doing?
...Must...add...to...pog...collection...
A Bee Gees pog? No, don't touch my...no...NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
[glow=red,2,300]FLASH!![/glow]
...
You did it! Oh my god Emi you did it!
Did what? Hey, where did the shiny go?
Gone. Gone back to his own time. All thanks to you!
Awww but I want shiny!!
And look, everything's back to normal! Look it's Cami!
Oh hi guys! Hey Emi, still up for that ice cream later?
*sniff*
What's wrong Emi?
I miss my shiny.
Aww I'm sorry. But hey, check out my new bracelet!
Oh my god that's even shinier!! ;D
Glad you like it! Come on I'll show you where I bought it. You can get one too if you like!
Okay! I'll see you later Kenji!
Okay have fun! Heh...women...
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The next day...
Hey Shortstuff...wait, where's all the pogs from yesterday?
I put them all in the attic. They're far too dangerous for this world...
Good idea.
But look, while I was up there I found these Pokemon cards! Can't believe how many I had! Come on how about a game?
Umm...I think I'll pass...
Oh by the way, have MPW called about my opponent yet?
Yeah...funny enough...
Yeah? And?
Well, let me put it this way...you know how everyone was turned into 70's disco dancers? Well it seems that not everyone was turned back to normal...
You mean I'm facing a disco dancer?
By the name of Marco Macarena yes.
Macarena? That wasn't even in the 70's was it? That was a 90's dance! Well whatever, I just defeated an entire army of disco dancers, I'm sure I can take out one more.
Of course you can...
Look out MPW! This Thursday Supa Sekushi is feeling funky!!
TRIVIA: Did you know that Emi's favorite color is bubblegum pink?
