Post by Emi Yamamoto on Feb 4, 2013 15:56:47 GMT -5
EEEK!! What the hell is that!?
Relax Emi, it's only a little earthworm. What is wrong with you?
I just hate icky bugs that's all. What are we doing out here anyway?
I told you. You threw my favorite boomerang out of the window! It landed around here somewhere. Now keep looking!
But why? I'm tired! It's too dark! There's stupid icky bugs everywhere! It's boring out here! I want to go to the cinema! I want to go see Nathan! What's so important about some dumb boomerang anyway?
It's not dumb! It was a gift from Kristy...
Oh you mean your online girlfriend from Australia?
Yeah? You make it sound like a joke. Me and Kristy are serious. Now go look over there, it couldn't have gone far!
Yeah... *mumbles*
This is soooooo stupid! It's not even my fault! He's the one who left it in my room, he's the one who startled me, he's the one who made it throw it out the window! It's only a dumb boomerang anyway, you can get one downtown...
Wait, what's that?
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Oooooooh sooooooo shiny!!
I've gotta show Kenji...
Aaaaaaaaaahhh!!!
Hey Kenji! Look at this...wait...
EMI!! DO SOMETHING!!
Who's that?
I DON'T KNOW JUST STOP HER! SHE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!
Oh come on, I think you're overexaggerating...
SERIOUSLY JUST GET HER OFF ME!!
Alright alright...come on love, I think you've had too much to drink... Hey! Get off me you cow! Stupid woman, just because the doctors botched your liposuction surgery doesn't mean you should take it out on us! Go on shove off!
Emi look out! Watch her fangs!
Fangs? I'm more worried about these folds of fat dangling from her arms! Seriously, I think you may need some clothes pegs!
Those are wings!!
Oh really? Cool...
Just kick her ass already!
Oh yeah... DIE BITCH!!
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How did you do that?
I don't know, but no one messes with the Millennium Pro Warrior! You better fly away, and don't come back you ugly bat!! You dumb flying psycho bitch! We showed her didn't we Kenji?
Thanks Emi.
Who the hell was she anyway? Halloween isn't until October by the way...
Don't know, but she looked like some kind of harpy...
Well what was a harpy doing out here?
Why are you asking me? I have no idea, I was nearly killed so cut me some slack! Did you find that boomerang anyway?
Nope, but check this out...
Where did you find this?
Over by that tree. Look how shiny it is!
I've never seen a crystal like it! Such a rich crimson color! You'd better keep that safe, that could be worth a fortune...
You kidding? I'm not giving this way! Not for a zillion dollars! Look at this, this looks like a button doesn't it?
A button? For what?
How should I know?
Well if I were you I wouldn't press it...
[glow=red,2,300]FLASH!![/glow]
Emi?
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Ummm...where am I?
This doesn't look like Las Vegas to me...did this shiny thingy just teleport me somewhere?
Whatever this place is, it doesn't look very friendly...all I can see is a creepy castle and a bunch of dead trees...what a dump...wait, who am I talking to?
Oh yeah, I'm talking to the reader. Forgot about you guys for a second there. Sorry about that, hope you're still reading!
What's the rush? If I go back now Kenji's just going to make me look for that stupid boomerang anyway...might as well look around, kill some time you know?
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Wow, this castle is huge! I wonder who lives here...oh well, couldn't hurt to take a peek could it?
*knock knock*
Hello? Anybody home?
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Empty huh? Well I wonder what's over...
AAAAAHHH!!!
Stupid icky nasty evil dumb bimbo spiders! What's the point of shitting your white crap in those stupid patterns anyway? Seriously bugs are dumb! Ewww!!
*creek*
Huh?
Who's there?
Who the hell are you!?
I'm Emi, that's who! Now who are you!?
This is my home you little pipsqueak! Now buzz off!
Or what?
Or I'll set my three brides on you...
Three brides? What are you, a polygamist? Or did you kidnap them like the Ice King? Either way, screw you!
Very well. Wives! Come!
lol he said cum!
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What is it master? Oh no! Not her again!
You know this little girl?
Like oh my god, this isn't the girl that kicked your ass earlier is it?
Shut it! She didn't kick my ass!
Oh you big softy!
Quiet! She may have beaten me earlier but now she's in our turf! Let's kill her!
Wait, this flying psycho bitch again?
Well well well, so it's this cow again is it? Came back for another whooping did you?
Shut your gob! Prepare to die!
Well if you intend to kill me by beaming a blinding light at me with your hair then mission accomplished! Seriously did you spray that hair with luminous paint or something?
Whatever I don't need this crap from some high school girl!
Yeah? You look about nine thousand years old to me!
I am nine thousand years old! That's actually young for us...
Well I'm not buying it...by the way is that your real nose or did you glue a tap to your face?
ENOUGH!!!
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Honestly dude, don't you have any better taste in women? Think you could do better than this trash...
Intruder, I think you've overstayed your welcome here. Wives! Attack!
With pleasure!
Uh oh...time to unleash hell!
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WARNING
Due to extreme violence as well as some serious eye gouging and hair pulling, this section of the roleplay has been censored. In the meantime, here's a cute GIF for you to enjoy
We now return to the roleplay. Thanks for your patience.
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Alright...one down...two to go... COME AT ME SIS!!
Bitch you slayed my sister! I'm going to murder you! Stay still little girl!
Not on your life hoe! Take this!
*smack*
Owww!!! What the hell was that?
That was a butterfly kick! Plenty more where that came from!
Grrrr!!
*thump*
No! I cannot lose! Haha, take this!
Kenji's boomerang!? Where did you find that?
Never mind that! Eat it!
I don't think so...
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Ha! Turns out this boomerang makes for a good weapon! Think I'll keep it if I ever have a hardcore match in MPW...
This isn't over!
Huh?
Wait, where the hell is he going?
You've killed two of my three wives! I swear I will have my revenge! This isn't the last you've seen of me! I will return, and you will pay with your life! Roxxanne, let's get out of here!!
Roxxanne?
They've gone. Just vanished. Like in a flash! Well, that was interesting...what time is it? Think I'd better get back to Kenji. Now how do you work this shiny thing again?
[glow=red,2,300]FLASH!![/glow]
Yeah...I think that's it.
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Emi?
Oh hi Kenji! How've you been?
What the hell happened? One minute you was there and the next you disappeared! Where did you go?
Oh, nowhere special. Oh by the way, here's your boomerang.
You found it! Oh thank you Emi, you're awesome!
Of course I am! ;D
Umm...where is there blood on it?
Oh I'll explain later. Let's just get back to the flat.
Alright then...
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Ah, home sweet home. And speaking of home, guess I've made MPW my new home. I've sealed my spot here after I finished off that Macarena fella. That was fun. But now it's time to move on. I'm gonna be making my television debut on Thursday. Finally everyone will get to see what the Millennium Pro Warrior can do! Hooray! But no matter how flawlessly gorgeous I am, this isn't going to be pretty. That weird dude at the castle is going to unleash his last remaining wife at me. Roxxanne. Oh sure you might be wearing a human costume now but believe me I can see through your disguise. You're a flying psycho bitch! You think that you can scare me but you can't. Bugs creep me out, but you are just an ugly bat with luminous paint in your hair and an addiction to botched plastic surgery! This Thursday I'm gonna finish the job! Supa Sekushi away!
Who are you talking to?
To the readers obviously. Working on my match talk...
Well hurry up then. The pizza guy's here...
Oh boy! Gotta go guys! Remember, psycho flying bitch is going down! Pizza time!
[/center]TRIVIA: Did you know that Emi used to have a kitten called Snuggles?
