Post by ethancage on Feb 14, 2013 2:14:09 GMT -5
DO IT RIGHT!
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The camera comes in on Ash Soulsfate sitting in a limousine, in a snazzy black suit and tie. His MPW world title lying on his lap. The thoughts of Drake Hunter on his mind as two weeks ago, that piece of shit came into ring and hit him with his finisher, oh and that was after he pinned his opponent this week. The man people were waiting for Ash Soulsfate to beat. His road hasn't been as easy as people may claim. This title has made Ash a target, with Bliss, Drake Hunter, Johnny Clash and one day, the match to end all matches. Ash knows one day, he will have to fight the only friend he has in the MPW, and it will be for the title on his lap. Ash does welcome the day and the challenge as it would be an honor. But why is he in a suit, as the camera widens it catches Poe in a dashing evening gown, with her hair up that shows off her slender neck and her diamond ear rings. They are both so quiet as Ash continues to think of how Johnny Clash is going to try to get Ash's title, the goal he's had since joining this establishment. Ash has been wanting to hold that title since his father once let him hold the Intercontinental Championship, himself never winning the Universal Championship of his day. Ash has surpassed his father even as his opponents vowed that he never would, but the evidence of his dominance lies comfortably on his lap. Now that Ash is the champion, the Road to Glory looks to be set in stone, or will it all go to shit because of Johnny's lemmings, namely Age of Arrogance, who now have yet another moron. Kuk Killswitch, a man who Ash has been saying all along, as much as he claimed to want to stand out, all he ever wanted was to be accepted. He could never be a man on his own two feet. So now the Age of Arrogance have the tag titles and the hardcore title, and even Bliss and Drake seem to have something going, and so they may soon have the Sin City Championship. Ash seems the plan, all championships will be owned by the Age of Arrogance, but we all know Ash would never allow that to happen. Ash will always be a man on his own two feet, especially considering his only friend in the company, will once again come to reclaim the World Title. Trey Baxter, a man Ash has only shown respect for, but with Ash's ego, would anything but a win, allow their friendship to continue. Poe reaches towards her glass of champagne and takes a sip, her lips stick leaving an stain on the glass. Ash looks upon her with the look he gave her the day he met her, just unbelievably in love with her.
Poe: Hi Tiger.
Ash: Hey.
Bobby: Oh please.
As the camera sees Bobby uncomfortable.
Bobby: Listen champ, I know you don't do music but-
Ash: Yeah, I wondered why I was in this car.
Bobby: Come on, I had a hook up to the Grammys.
Ash: Yes but when things are like Bruno Mars, Mumford and Sons, and Bieber, there's no reason to be here.
Bobby: You're the world champion damn it-
Ash: That's right, I am, I've beaten men twice my size and others that were seen as faster than me. This stuff ain't my thing.
Bobby: You always talk about how great you are, how much you were made for the glitz and glamor and yet, here we are, waiting in a line of limos while you're sitting there not wanting to be part of one of the biggest nights in ego history.
Ash: Is Avenged Sevenfold here?
Bobby: No.
Ash: Ozzy?
Bobby: No.
Ash: Metallica.
Bobby: No.
Ash: Five Finger Death Punch?
Bobby: They got Nickleback, I think.
Ash sighs.
Ash: Driver?
Bobby: Okay, okay, do this and...I'll talk to MPW about some sort of bonus should you beat Johnny Clash.
Ash: Bobby?
Bobby: Fine. WHEN you beat Johnny Clash.
Ash: That's better.
Ash looks over at Poe.
Ash: You ready?
Poe: Do I look ready?
Ash: Hell yeah, and I'm ready to fu-
Bobby: Ash,head in the game.
Ash: Ah hell, let's get this over with.
Poe: Babe?
Ash: Yeah?
Poe: How do I look with my hair down?
Ash looks Bobby, and Bobby's mouth is stunned open.
Ash: He looks the way I feel.
Poe giggles and passes Ash and steps out, and as soon as Poe's high heel touches the street, the flashes of cameras.
Paparazzi: Who is that, she's gorgeous.
Ash steps out and hell yeah he's wearing the World title over his shoulder. And even more flashes go off, as the title must mean he is someone.
Cameraman 2: From boxing, from UFC-
Bobby steps out.
Bobby: Better, this man is the MPW World Heavyweight Champion. You see, it's something you should all be looking into, all you TMZ scum are looking at the man that has taken the company works for to a whole new level. And this week, he takes on the man he took that very title from.
Cameraman 2: Who's he wearing?
Ash: What the fuck did you just ask me?
Bobby: He means who made your suit?
Ash: Is he aware that he's a man asking another man that question?
Bobby: Believe me, he may not be music superstar but he is indeed a sports superstar.
Cameragirl: Well he certainly is hot, what's his name?
As the camera is on the woman, high heel superkick is seen hitting this poor woman in the face.
The paparazzi are astonished, and very concerned, as is Bobby.
Cameraman: What did you say your name was-
Bobby: Um, his name is Marco Macarena and hers is Cami James.
Ash starts doing the macarena and Poe is still staring at the woman flirting with Ash. Bobby rolls his eyes and pushes Ash and Poe back into the limo. The camera inside showing the three.
Bobby: Driver! Drive!
Bobby looks at Poe.
Bobby: What the hell was that about?
Poe: I've never seen so much blood.
Ash: I've never seen a superkick on high heels before.
Bobby: That was excellent.
Ash: You're not mad?
Bobby: Are you kidding, you think I was taking you to the Grammys?
Ash: Then why did you do that?
Bobby: Ash, chaos follows you, whether it's you or your bouncing bride to be one day.
Ash: Why didn't you tell me, to just create chaos?
Bobby: Because you won't do it if I tell you to, but it just tends to happen on it's own. Driver, home.
Ash: You get it?
Poe: I think I have a piece of her skin on my heel.
Bobby smiles.
Bobby: Chaos indeed.
The camera fades to black.
Scene 2
Ash walks onto a field, it's almost bare, until Jay Wyatt walks into the frame. Ash is in Senses Fail shirt, faded jeans and leather jacket with a hoodie inside.
Ash: Jay Wyatt, what are you doing here?
Wyatt: Bobby told me to meet you here or he'd tell everyone that I watch Pretty Little Liars.
Ash: Do you know the concept of a camera, you just announced it yourself.
Wyatt: Damn.
Ash: Why don't you do your job?
Wyatt: Let's talk Drake Hunter's attack on you.
Ash: Next question-
Wyatt: Are you sure, because everyone wants to know what you thought.
Ash: I think what I always think, you got Drake Hunter calling me a bitch on Takedown, me, the World Champion, and why wouldn't he, he thinks he has it made. I mean I've beat the guy in tag team matches, I've beaten him in singles matches and yet, he and Chris Cable think they are something special now, because they have found two other people just as mindless as they are.
Wyatt: Why did you not retaliate?
Ash: That's a valid question, was it because they added yet another person to their group, nope, it was only Kuk Killswitch, I've beaten that guy more than amount Johnny Clash's STDs. And since the days of him boning Ms. Biguns, you'd know that that's a lot. Drake Hunter, I saw him backstage, and I had a chance, but you see when I hurt Drake, it'll be in front of everyone and it'll be on the grandest stage in MPW history. You see this is the most attention that Drake Hunter has ever had, Bliss, Age of Arrogance, one of Johnny Clash's flyin' monkeys, Drake is all over the show. And I say, let him, let him think it's his show, because he's being shoved down the throats of the MPW audience, and they are growing weary of his frost tip, skunk themed hair, and all because he thinks he's important to the MPW. The morning after Road to Glory, when he wakes up and all the attention is gone, there's no title, there's no phone calls and no website with his face on it, then he'll know, he'll know that the real thing, beat him.
Wyatt: And what are your thoughts on Slater saying that Trey Baxter tapped out.
Ash: Never saw it.
Wyatt: But-
Ash: I fuckin' said I never saw it!
Wyatt: And Roxi versus Bliss?
Ash: The biggest bonerfied match of all time, then again Bliss versus Laura was good. I'm sure that match chapped many hands, as will this match.
Wyatt: Do you take Bliss seriously, every time she's mentioned, you only mention her looks.
Ash: Any woman that handles herself the way she has, well, deserves respect, I respect her in the ring, outside of it, she hates me and I hate her, but the day she steps up to me, her looks won't matter, because she may not have them anymore when I'm done with her.
Wyatt: What about Rage being back?
Ash: Look, we have yet to cross paths, and the one time we did, he chose to injure me alongside Jason X and Johnny Clash, so you ask me what I think about Rage's return, I fuckin' don't. He should've stayed gone, much like the ego we all have, the reality that this company was able to move on without him, pulls at the heart strings. We didn't shut down because he was gone, so he returned. And I'm going to do for him, a favor, because Johnny's best chance to not face me, will be to beat me this week, otherwise, he has no opponent for Road to Glory. Well, I'm going to feed Johnny to Rage, because I can.
Wyatt: Why aren't you having as much matches since you winning the belt?
Ash: I haven't been booked as much, and I understand it, do I mind, yes and no, I'm enjoying resting my body for the more important matches, but best believe, I'm very present at the shows. I may not be on every Thursday Night Takedown, but I'm damn sure backstage every Thursday night. And why not, you know Jay, I'm looking at the MPW website and you know what I see, less me, no not the Road to Glory banner but come on, I'm going to be the champion for a very long time and I don't need to be force fed to that audience. I'm as over as over can get, because of what I do in that ring. When I go out there, I'm simply...magic.
Ash: I'm seeing Ian Andrews on the MPW website and we're acting like he means a damn after tapping out to Shaun Cross? And now there's"The Andrews Effect"? What effect is that, the "I tapped out to a nobody effect", yeah, he can be on the website all he wants, him and Rye Pain, all over the website and they both lose, what the fuck.
Wyatt: And The Tristan Slater.
Ash: The best in the wor-
Ash starts laughing.
Ash: I'm sorry, I couldn't even finish that sentence.
Wyatt: You brought up Kuk joining Age of Arrogance-
Ash: Oh, you mean Drake's insurance policy, well mine is 5'8 and 119 and believe me, Poe can beat Kuk Killswitch, oh and wait, I'm also friends with the longest reigning World Champion, who also has a score to settle with the AOA boys. Fuck insurance policies, fuck people who need other people to fight their battles for them. I'm the World Heavyweight Champion, undefeated thus far and the Age of Arrogance are made up of men that have been nothing but my victims, that includes Johnny Clash, he may not be in that silly group but he might as well be, he's just as lost in the shuffle. They are made up of men that needed chairs to beat down women, outnumbering them wasn't enough, but they needed chairs, and that's insurance, AND THEY LOST the match. What was the point of that, to show a ruse, they played the audience, and what was sad is that the audience didn't care about Kuk Killswitch joining, they cared more about two of the hottest women being beat down by a man that supposedly beat thirty other men and women to get a shot at MY title. Seems legit.
Wyatt: Okay, why are we here? I mean this place isn't you at all Ash, you are the World Champion, you're not a dork.
Ash: Well, I can't speak for you, because you are a dork. And although I'm the king of all you see, I do like dorky things, I just don't dress like you and I have a level of self respect you'll never achieve...well, because you look like you're still a freshman in high school. Why we are here is because this, is where hobbits live, and who am I facing this week?
Wyatt: Former World Heavyweight Champion Johnny Clash, and my esteemed boss.
Ash: Wow, you are really afraid to lose your job, aren't you?
Wyatt: Of course, isn't everyone?
Ash: Nope, and do you know why, it's because once you hold the value that I hold, they are afraid of losing you. Getting back to why I'm here, that's right, I am facing Johnny Clash. And I feel like I know Johnny pretty well, shallow, egotistical, no substance or merit whatsoever, and only thinks of himself. Now the same can be said about me however I don't manipulate people for my own means, because Jay, I can do it myself. He can't, I'm not the World Champion because I beat Johnny Clash, I'm the World Champion because Johnny Clash should've never been the World Champion in the first place. You know how Trey and I first became friends, we found ourselves in a hallway while Johnny Clash had just exited the bathroom and there was a piece of toilet paper hanging out of Johnny Clash's tights. And there Trey and I were finding ourselves talking shit AT LENGTH about Johnny Clash. You see, Trey had just lost his title and I was barely holding on to my X-Core belt as those less than nothing morons clamored for it.
Wyatt: But a renaissance faire?
Ash: Well, if I'm going to get deeper into knowing Johnny Clash, I learned everything I can about the man, now I have to know where hobbits come from, what they eat, what they do before battle, and being that Johnny Clash is the size and therefore clearly is one, I have to go to the next step and learn about the hobbit. Whoa, look at that guy, nightcrawler?
Wyatt: Actor, in those times negros weren't able to be actors so they wore black make up.
Ash: "Negros"? Take it easy Wyatt, what time is your klan meeting?
Wyatt: African American?
Ash: Nothing worse than trying NOT to sound racist. That's like Andre Dixon going from an African American to a ...well whatever he is, Mexican?
Wyatt: Should we be talking about this?
Ash: All of the sudden, you're race sensitive, after you're yelling negros?
Wyatt: I was trying to be politically correct.
Ash: Well, once Nathan Styles sees this, you're going to get your political ass kicked.
Wyatt: You got my back right?
Ash: You're on your own Grand Wizard.
Wyatt: We can edit this out.
Ash: Yeah, let's get back to Johnny Clash and his hairy feet-
Man: Salutations and greetings, may I ask from which strange dimension are ye?
Ash: "Are ye?" That shit might work better if you didn't have a Burger King wrapper stuck to your shoe.
Man: Damn it.
Ash: Damn it is right. You see you're looking at the MPW World Heavyweight Champion, and while you play make believe in a place where there are no toilets or any indoor plumbing, I live the life of Gods, the gods of our time. I travel in limos and are adorned by many simply because they can't be me.
Man: Remember when Drake Hunter hit you with-
Ash: Remember when you come from an era without television?
Man: Damn.
Ash: You wear all this make up and for what?
Man: There are plumb ladies that dig this stuff.
Ash: And someone with your extreme amount of losery can only get fat chicks with no self esteem, eh?
Man: Aye.
Ash: I understand. Or you could be married to one of the hottest women in MPW, with the major downside of finding out she's a major Ho's beast.
Man: Aye...but how hot?
Ash pulls out his wallet and shows the man but not the camera.
Man: What is this woman's name, I must know it.
Ash: Laura Tavares.
Man: And she allowed you to have this portrait of her nude?
Ash: Allowed, hell, she took it.....pun intended.
Ash winks at the camera.
Man: Are you married to her?
Ash: No way, she's a double bagger, and I do mean condoms, who knows what Johnny may have given her.
Man: Who is this Johnny?
Ash: Wyatt, you have an MPW flier?
Wyatt: Don't get me involved.
Ash: NOW!
Wyatt bows his head and pulls out an MPW flier and hands it to the man.
Ash: There ya go, that's Johnny.
Man: He looks like Bilbo Baggins.
Ash: Bilbo, a dildo, either way, you're right.
Man: This hobbit looks to carry much gold.
Ash: Well, that's where you're right, you see, that's where I got my title. I captured him, therefore he had to give me his gold.
Man: A leprechaun?
Ash: Yea...erhm..."aye".
Man: I wish to meet the woman in your portrait, this man's wife.
Ash: For that, you'd have to buy a ticket to the next show, NOT dress like that, and 'til then, I'll just give you this picture.
Man: Many thank you's m'lord.
Ash: M'lord....I like that.
The man walks a few feet off camera and Ash goes to the camera.
Ash: John-
Ash is disgusted by something off camera.
Ash: Dude, if you're going to do that, go find a bush. I didn't give you a picture to do that...and why would you go through the trouble of even painting that. Fuckin' idiot.
Ash looks at the camera.
Ash: Heya Johnny, like the belt, I knew you would. See when we first fought, everyone knew that I was going to win this title. Hell, the promo of Army of One even showed me holding the title before I won it, and it was written in stone that I would win and I did. You may have kicked out of my finish, and that may have you thinking that you can take me, but let's be honest with ourselves, there are those with "it" and there are those like you who were never meant to touch greatness. And the only reason people like you get to reach greatness, is to know what you're missing when you never achieve it again. And that's where you stand and that's where you'll stay.
Ash: The things I've sacrificed to be the champion are things you'll never know, you will never know because you have been handed things all your life while you claim to have worked for them. That's why you're the boss, so you can put yourself in title matches on a whim and me, I have to be ready for your ego and believe me, I am. Guys like you have filtered throughout my life and I've handled them all the same way. I demolish them and leave them shattered as their world of self absorption becomes of self hate.
Ash: Oh that's right, I stole it from you didn't I, because no one was going to fall for what you did to Christian Carter twice, you think that was going to work on me, that you'd beat me just like you beat that dick knob? I'm Ash Soulsfate, I was built for greatness, I was bathed in awesomeness and my shoulder and waist was made for gold. You see where I am today, holding the title while you try to convince the world you have any worth whatsoever, this is as it should be. You know I'm asked everyday about the day when Bliss steps up or when Trey Baxter wants his title back, but not once am I ever asked what I'm going to do when Johnny Clash gets up on his lazy ass and stops being a whipping boy and actually tries to succeed. You know why I'm never asked that, because people will never get to see it. You were champion on paper, that's it, don't get things twisted and make yourself think that you are in my league because you're only hurting yourself. I'm going to hurt you, and I'm going to make sure you are even more useless on Valentine's Day than usual, but you could put it this way, this time, your excuse to Laura could be that I beat you down so bad. I mean everyone in the room including the midget would know the truth, but come on, it's the least I could do, you were useless enough to hand me the title.
Ash: The last time we faced, you told me to hang on to my title for dear life because the day you cash in for your rematch that you're going to take your title back. Let's get this straight, I've pinned you twice in my last two matches and all of the sudden you're going to get back your title. Now I understand that this will make three consecutive times that I've pinned you in the middle of that ring, and I know how definitive that will be, and how it will shut you down and how these people will know that everything I've been saying is true. I also know that you have Drake Hunter and his flunkies at your disposal, and with the thought process of how Drake Hunter would rather face you at Road to Glory than me, that way he actually has a shot, I have my own insurance policy, and it's not planned, hell, he's not even my friend. But it's someone that doesn't want to see you succeed just as much as I do, simply because he wants you at Road to Glory. There is no way out of it Johnny, your path is set, not only will you not be getting your title back, you're also going to take one hell of an ass whipping, one that you deserve. Because one of your last acts as a so called champion saw you turn on the only man that was able to put up with your shit, Rage. Now as I said, Rage and I have never seen eye to eye, because I'm always distracted by the size of his nose, but I know hate, and believe me Johnny, he hates you. You may act like that doesn't bother you, like you don't have a care in the world, but something you did while being a little bitch has come back to bite you in the ass, and much like the bitch you are, are running away from it, instead of standing up like a man.
Ash: I'll hold on to my title, very much so, because I'll do what you couldn't and retain my title. Let's be real, had Trey gotten his rematch, I'd have faced Trey for the title, but oh no, you get your rematch clause while he has to wait three months. And when he's ready, that pretty much leaves you completely out of the title picture, wouldn't it? Back to the bottom of the barrel, with your fucked up barber college haircut only to show for it.
Ash: During our tag match two weeks ago, you dug up pictures of a young Trey, while he was being rebellious and had understandably long or red hair or piercings to not fit in, but there's no excuse at your age for your Eddie Munster haircut you fuckin' twat.
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Ash: Even this week, in a promo to promote OUR match, you're obsessed with Trey. And I get it, you have a bomb looking woman you can't satisfy and you look at Trey and wish you could be him, and you wouldn't even dream of being me because you don't have the ability to dream that big, and no one can put a smile on your wife's face like I can, well, that is when my dick's not in her mouth. I tell you man, her on her knees, her eyes looking at me and going back and forth between my championship and my face, it's like she knows she's servicing a champion....THE Champion...you understand. I've respected this place for taking me in when no one else would, when I was seen as just another wrestler, I proved the world wrong because not only did I become a champion, I became a champion over the best roster I've ever been apart of, and in the highest regard. This championship was won on hard work and dedication, to only two things, myself and to the MPW, the company, not the audience. I came up from nothing Johnny, I came up not even starting in Monday Main Event, I was seen as "Step Up" material, facing guys like Primal, facing guys like Frost and Jordan Storm, and I've made it to the point where I've beaten Drake Hunter, Terrin Reign and you Johnny, and there are many more to be put forth in front of me. An almost brand new roster, of those seen as the next big thing, as I was seen as, and we'll see where they end up, because this champion means the world to me. And it's going to take a hell of a lot more than you to take it from me, but when it comes to people better than you, there's plenty.
Ash: And then you want to talk about banning AOA and Rage, which pretty much negates my insurance policy doesn't it? Well, I have someone who is not banned from ringside should you....try to be clever about your stipulation. Johnny, you may want to take me on because your little ego says that you could, but understand that I am coming into that ring to stomp you into nothing. I'm coming to show the world that beating you was no fluke, and to put a hitch in your road to glory. Your glory was realized and now it's over, and you lost to a man far more supreme to you. I've lived a life of pain, agony, of never knowing what it felt like to be a champion, being spat in the face by those who used their ownership of the company as a way of servicing his own ego. Those days are long gone, and the championship is on the man that it should be, the man that can lead the MPW into wrestling supremacy. And that's just something you can't do. Also, when you make stipulations, it always helps when your usual help doesn't come out shocked by your announcement. You want me, you know where I'll be tomorrow, but remember this, I'm coming to ruin your kingdom, and I'm coming to tear you limb from limb, because for Road to Glory...you're nothing but practice.
Ash is about to leave the camera but steps back in frame.
Ash: You know...you say that no one outplays the player....well when it comes to me concerning you....that's all you've ever been....played!
Ash walks off camera.
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