Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2013 17:02:09 GMT -5
*** When you want to go top dollar, even above 5 stars in the resort hotel community, there is nothing better than the “$Money Brothers Resort$” in Las Vegas. No expense has been spared to make it THE destination for anyone looking too live it up like a real life King or Queen with more money to burn than they know what to do with.
Today we find ourselves in the luxurious pent house suite, normally reserved for VIP’s, but this time we have “Playboy” Tyler Rose who is currently relaxing in an indoor jacuzii over one side of the suite. He wears black swim shorts with a red rose on the right front side. Several very attractive women are seated in the tub with him, all wearing various styles of bikinis. Tyler has a crystal stem glass of champagne in one hand, and smiles as he takes a quick sip. He motions for the camera crew to move into the room and closer to the tub.[/i] ***
{Tyler Rose}:[/b] I’m on my way back baby! That’s right… the Rose is rising from the depths and will soon be back on top of the mountain! And since this is such a monumental occasion, I felt it only right to celebrate with a few friends. (gestures to the ladies with a grin)[/i] But before we move into my upcoming match on TNT, I have something very important that I need to do right now. Ladies… if you will pardon me for a moment.
*** Tyler gets up out of the tub and dries himself off with a black towel that has the $Resort$ logo on it. He wraps it around his waist, and makes his way back into a master bedroom, returning a few seconds later. He has in his hand what many familiar with the $$C.M.B$$ know all too well, a golden trophy of a wrestler set atop a black marble base. The wrestler has been cast in the likeness of one Jason X, and has him bent over with his ass sticking awkwardly out, a goofy grin on his face. A brass plaque on the side of the base reads: “Dumbass of the week award given to Jason X in honor of his curve ball throwing off his game”. Tyler grins as he holds the trophy up the camera for it to get a good look.[/i] ***
{Tyler Rose}:[/b] Do you know what this is Jason? Let me explain in case you’re in the dark. This is the infamous “Dumbass of the week” award that we give out to wrestlers who make a total ass of themselves on national TV in one form or another. How did you get such a prestigious honor you may ask? Well, does the plaque on the marble base give you a clue?! What the hell was this “I was totally prepared and confident, and then this curve ball came out of the blue and threw me off”?! And by curve ball… meaning that whoever won the match would get a shot at your title. Are you serious?! (chuckles)[/i] You enjoy putting me down, saying that because this is only a sideline for me, that I don’t deserve to be here. Well bud… if you get your ass thrown into the wind just because you find out that you’re going to have to be a fighting champion, on the terms of MPW management who cut your checks by the way, then you just might be the one who shouldn’t be here.
It’s simple. You wear the gold, you defend the gold. I don’t give a damn that you claim to be a fighting champion, and that you want to defend it on your terms or whatever shit you said. The bottom line is you got your ass handed to you in that match and you don’t have some clever catch phrase or gimmick to cover it up. So the best you come up with is… … “They told me I would have to face the winner of the match for my title” and THAT threw you off your game?! Yeah, right… sure. Excuses don’t mean anything to anyone in this business. Just like the adult industry – you get it up or you shut up. They don’t want to hear some shit about how my I’m worried about my sister getting into the business, and my wrestling career isn’t going like I want and all that. It’s about performing when and where they want you. And it looks like MPW management want YOU to defend your belt against ME this Thursday on TNT.
*** Tyler sets the trophy down on an end table, then steps back in front of the camera.[/i] ***
{Tyler Rose}:[/b] Your lame ass excuse for losing was only part of what got you that trophy Jason. The second part is how once you go through telling the world how you were robbed of your chance to pick your opponent, you snap right back and act like this was what you would have wanted in the first place. Like you would have chosen to defend the belt this week, and you would have chosen me as an opponent. Talk about multiple personalities…
The truth here is that the TV title is perfect match for me. I make a living in front of the camera, in and outside the wrestling business. I am comfortable in front of the camera lens, and I can bring some definite publicity to the belt that you will never be able to do. Who ever heard of a wrestling porn star champion? Not someone who has left the industry for wrestling… but someone who still actively makes movies. Some might say that having the MPW associated with the adult entertainment industry is negative press they don’t need. But I look at it a bit differently. Let me give you the hard & fast numbers.
12% of the websites online are porn sites. That comes to 24,644,172 sites dedicated to porn. Every second, $3,075.64 U.S. dollars is being spent on porn. Every second, 28,588 individuals are watching porn. 40 million Americans are regular visitors to porn sites. The U.S. pulls in $2.84 billion in revenue from porn. The entire worldwide industry is worth $4.9 billion. 2.5 billion emails per day are about porn. That’s 8% of the total emails sent each day! 25% of all search engine requests are porn related. That comes to 68 million porn searches a day. 35% of all internet downloads are of porn.
Ok, so what does all that say? It says that Americans and the rest of the world for that matter enjoy their adult entertainment! Now picture me, Tyler Rose, as TV Champion… showcasing the belt on a variety of adult oriented websites. Imagine if the MPW had access to even part of those 28,588 individuals who are watching porn at any one time?! Do you get where I’m going here?! Or are you too emotionally caught up in the fact that you couldn’t get the job done last week because management threw you a “curve ball”?!
You talk about the title meaning the world to you and how you lead by example. Well, if being told you have to defend the title next week before a match and then choking is what you call leadership, then it’s more than time for us to have a new champion. I don’t come out here and claim to be one of the best in the adult industry right after I wasn’t able to get it up on camera. No, I get it up, I keep it up, I perform when and where I’m supposed to, and that’s just how it is. If I ever wasn’t able to perform, I sure as hell wouldn’t come out the next week and brag about how I’m the greatest, and the best in the business, and how everyone should worship the ground I walk on. That my friend, snags you a dumbass of the week trophy, and yours is soon to be sent to the arena so you can have it with you on TNT for good luck. (Tyler chuckles)[/i]
Just because I choose to have a career outside of the ring doesn’t make me any less of a competitor, and I’m going to show that to everyone on TNT. For the longest now, Jason X has loved telling everyone how I don’t belong in this business, how he’s going to let me know through his actions that I need to stick with my adult career and not taint the sport by trying to do both. Think what you will. Believe what you want. The proof will be when I have my hand raised, and the TV belt around my waist. You may have some dumbass excuse as to why you lost last week, but you certainly aren't going to win this week because I don't have what it takes to make it in this business.
When the dust settles, they won’t remember you for being the best champion ever. They won’t remember you for being a champion that everyone looked up, that everyone wanted to be like. They will look at you as an arrogant dumbass who has spent a little too much time believing his own hype. The proof will come on TNT, when I finally reach the brass ring and take the title that you claim to hold so dear to your heart. The fighting champion… such a fighter that when he finds out he’s got to live up to those words, he chokes and loses a match where he could regain the control he claims threw him off when he supposedly lost it. Yeah, you couldn’t make this stuff up, seriously. Just remember Jason... Poison said it best - "Every rose has its thorn" and come TNT you're going to feel mine!
Now as much as I do enjoy speaking to everyone, I am being a rude host by not socializing with the ladies here. So, as I could continue this conversation, let’s compare. Ugly, sweaty camera crew… hot gorgeous, sexy models ready for a night of unbridled passion?! There is no comparison. The ladies win each and every time.
*** Tyler turns and walks back toward the ladies in the tub, then suddenly turns back around to face the camera.[/i] ***
{Tyler Rose}:[/b] Oh, and Jason… I’m having your trophy hand delivered to your dressing room for TNT. It’s going to be wrapped and handled with care, so it doesn’t break during transport. I hope you understand that this comes straight from the heart. Ciao!
*** Tyler chuckles and waves to the camera, as he turns and climbs back in the tub and surrounds himself with all of the lovely ladies. The scene slowly fades to black.[/i] ***
Today we find ourselves in the luxurious pent house suite, normally reserved for VIP’s, but this time we have “Playboy” Tyler Rose who is currently relaxing in an indoor jacuzii over one side of the suite. He wears black swim shorts with a red rose on the right front side. Several very attractive women are seated in the tub with him, all wearing various styles of bikinis. Tyler has a crystal stem glass of champagne in one hand, and smiles as he takes a quick sip. He motions for the camera crew to move into the room and closer to the tub.[/i] ***
{Tyler Rose}:[/b] I’m on my way back baby! That’s right… the Rose is rising from the depths and will soon be back on top of the mountain! And since this is such a monumental occasion, I felt it only right to celebrate with a few friends. (gestures to the ladies with a grin)[/i] But before we move into my upcoming match on TNT, I have something very important that I need to do right now. Ladies… if you will pardon me for a moment.
*** Tyler gets up out of the tub and dries himself off with a black towel that has the $Resort$ logo on it. He wraps it around his waist, and makes his way back into a master bedroom, returning a few seconds later. He has in his hand what many familiar with the $$C.M.B$$ know all too well, a golden trophy of a wrestler set atop a black marble base. The wrestler has been cast in the likeness of one Jason X, and has him bent over with his ass sticking awkwardly out, a goofy grin on his face. A brass plaque on the side of the base reads: “Dumbass of the week award given to Jason X in honor of his curve ball throwing off his game”. Tyler grins as he holds the trophy up the camera for it to get a good look.[/i] ***
{Tyler Rose}:[/b] Do you know what this is Jason? Let me explain in case you’re in the dark. This is the infamous “Dumbass of the week” award that we give out to wrestlers who make a total ass of themselves on national TV in one form or another. How did you get such a prestigious honor you may ask? Well, does the plaque on the marble base give you a clue?! What the hell was this “I was totally prepared and confident, and then this curve ball came out of the blue and threw me off”?! And by curve ball… meaning that whoever won the match would get a shot at your title. Are you serious?! (chuckles)[/i] You enjoy putting me down, saying that because this is only a sideline for me, that I don’t deserve to be here. Well bud… if you get your ass thrown into the wind just because you find out that you’re going to have to be a fighting champion, on the terms of MPW management who cut your checks by the way, then you just might be the one who shouldn’t be here.
It’s simple. You wear the gold, you defend the gold. I don’t give a damn that you claim to be a fighting champion, and that you want to defend it on your terms or whatever shit you said. The bottom line is you got your ass handed to you in that match and you don’t have some clever catch phrase or gimmick to cover it up. So the best you come up with is… … “They told me I would have to face the winner of the match for my title” and THAT threw you off your game?! Yeah, right… sure. Excuses don’t mean anything to anyone in this business. Just like the adult industry – you get it up or you shut up. They don’t want to hear some shit about how my I’m worried about my sister getting into the business, and my wrestling career isn’t going like I want and all that. It’s about performing when and where they want you. And it looks like MPW management want YOU to defend your belt against ME this Thursday on TNT.
*** Tyler sets the trophy down on an end table, then steps back in front of the camera.[/i] ***
{Tyler Rose}:[/b] Your lame ass excuse for losing was only part of what got you that trophy Jason. The second part is how once you go through telling the world how you were robbed of your chance to pick your opponent, you snap right back and act like this was what you would have wanted in the first place. Like you would have chosen to defend the belt this week, and you would have chosen me as an opponent. Talk about multiple personalities…
The truth here is that the TV title is perfect match for me. I make a living in front of the camera, in and outside the wrestling business. I am comfortable in front of the camera lens, and I can bring some definite publicity to the belt that you will never be able to do. Who ever heard of a wrestling porn star champion? Not someone who has left the industry for wrestling… but someone who still actively makes movies. Some might say that having the MPW associated with the adult entertainment industry is negative press they don’t need. But I look at it a bit differently. Let me give you the hard & fast numbers.
12% of the websites online are porn sites. That comes to 24,644,172 sites dedicated to porn. Every second, $3,075.64 U.S. dollars is being spent on porn. Every second, 28,588 individuals are watching porn. 40 million Americans are regular visitors to porn sites. The U.S. pulls in $2.84 billion in revenue from porn. The entire worldwide industry is worth $4.9 billion. 2.5 billion emails per day are about porn. That’s 8% of the total emails sent each day! 25% of all search engine requests are porn related. That comes to 68 million porn searches a day. 35% of all internet downloads are of porn.
Ok, so what does all that say? It says that Americans and the rest of the world for that matter enjoy their adult entertainment! Now picture me, Tyler Rose, as TV Champion… showcasing the belt on a variety of adult oriented websites. Imagine if the MPW had access to even part of those 28,588 individuals who are watching porn at any one time?! Do you get where I’m going here?! Or are you too emotionally caught up in the fact that you couldn’t get the job done last week because management threw you a “curve ball”?!
You talk about the title meaning the world to you and how you lead by example. Well, if being told you have to defend the title next week before a match and then choking is what you call leadership, then it’s more than time for us to have a new champion. I don’t come out here and claim to be one of the best in the adult industry right after I wasn’t able to get it up on camera. No, I get it up, I keep it up, I perform when and where I’m supposed to, and that’s just how it is. If I ever wasn’t able to perform, I sure as hell wouldn’t come out the next week and brag about how I’m the greatest, and the best in the business, and how everyone should worship the ground I walk on. That my friend, snags you a dumbass of the week trophy, and yours is soon to be sent to the arena so you can have it with you on TNT for good luck. (Tyler chuckles)[/i]
Just because I choose to have a career outside of the ring doesn’t make me any less of a competitor, and I’m going to show that to everyone on TNT. For the longest now, Jason X has loved telling everyone how I don’t belong in this business, how he’s going to let me know through his actions that I need to stick with my adult career and not taint the sport by trying to do both. Think what you will. Believe what you want. The proof will be when I have my hand raised, and the TV belt around my waist. You may have some dumbass excuse as to why you lost last week, but you certainly aren't going to win this week because I don't have what it takes to make it in this business.
When the dust settles, they won’t remember you for being the best champion ever. They won’t remember you for being a champion that everyone looked up, that everyone wanted to be like. They will look at you as an arrogant dumbass who has spent a little too much time believing his own hype. The proof will come on TNT, when I finally reach the brass ring and take the title that you claim to hold so dear to your heart. The fighting champion… such a fighter that when he finds out he’s got to live up to those words, he chokes and loses a match where he could regain the control he claims threw him off when he supposedly lost it. Yeah, you couldn’t make this stuff up, seriously. Just remember Jason... Poison said it best - "Every rose has its thorn" and come TNT you're going to feel mine!
Now as much as I do enjoy speaking to everyone, I am being a rude host by not socializing with the ladies here. So, as I could continue this conversation, let’s compare. Ugly, sweaty camera crew… hot gorgeous, sexy models ready for a night of unbridled passion?! There is no comparison. The ladies win each and every time.
*** Tyler turns and walks back toward the ladies in the tub, then suddenly turns back around to face the camera.[/i] ***
{Tyler Rose}:[/b] Oh, and Jason… I’m having your trophy hand delivered to your dressing room for TNT. It’s going to be wrapped and handled with care, so it doesn’t break during transport. I hope you understand that this comes straight from the heart. Ciao!
*** Tyler chuckles and waves to the camera, as he turns and climbs back in the tub and surrounds himself with all of the lovely ladies. The scene slowly fades to black.[/i] ***