Post by Emi Yamamoto on Feb 25, 2013 13:58:24 GMT -5
Cami, Emi and Kenji have gathered in the middle of the living room of the apartment. There is a small round table in the middle of them, with playing cards and poker tokens scattered over the table. Although Kenji is fully clothed, the girls were missing a few of their garments. Cami is sitting with a shirt, a pair of socks and boxer shorts, and Emi is sitting shamelessly in her underwear. They are all holding their cards deep in concentration until Kenji suddenly yells out.
Kenji: Ha! Full house!
Cami and Emi throw down their cards in frustration.
Cami: Aww man, no fair!
Emi: Stop cheating!
Kenji: Sorry ladies, rules are rules... Now who's turn is it this time?
Emi points to Cami, who is clearly distraught.
Cami: No way!
Emi: Come on Cami, I lost my shirt in the last round. Now it's your turn.
Cami: Please Emi, what about my problem? I don't want Kenny to see...
Kenji: Go on, it's just us three here isn't it? Hand it over!
Cami blushes. She reluctantly starts to pull her shirt off until the doorbell rings. Everyone stops.
Emi: Now who could that be?
Kenji: No idea. I'll see who it is.
Kenji gets up as Cami lets out a big sigh of relief.
Cami: Saved by the bell...
Kenji answers the door, and suddenly two little boys rush in. Kenji is confused as they hop onto the couch and start bouncing. Cami and Emi stand up.
Emi: Hey, who are you? What're you doing here!?
Upon seeing Emi the boys stop and gaze at her.
Boy #1: Wow look! Boobies!!
Emi awkwardly steps back as the boys approach her with cheeky smirks on their faces. Cami leans against the wall and giggles as the boys try to play with Emi.
Emi: Now take it easy boys...
Boy #2: We wanna play with boobies!
Emi: Eeeek!!
??: ENOUGH BOYS!!
A screeching voice echoed from the door. Suddenly the boys stopped and rushed back out the door, where Kenji has already greeted the person behind the voice. At the door is a middle-aged woman who seems to be worn out. Emi and Cami join Kenji to greet her as they see the two children cuddling by her sides.
??: Sorry about that. My little boys can sometimes get a little carried away...
Emi: Yeah, I noticed. Who are you anyway?
Kenji: Shut up Emi, that's no way to greet our guests.
??: Thank you. Now as I was saying, I'm Mama Steele and these are my two boys Adam and Matt. I was wondering if you could do me a favor...
Kenji: I'm sorry Mrs. Steele, but I believe we've never met...
Mama: No we haven't, but I've met with your friend before. That's her, behind you. Oh...I'm sorry is this a bad time?
Kenji: Nah, she's always dressed like that...
Mama: Oh...well in that case... A few days ago I met her on the street and she took an interest in my ring. I let her have it in exchange that she'd look after my children for one night.
Kenji: Is that right?
Kenji turns around and glares at Emi, who hides her hands behind her back and tries her best to look all innocent.
Emi: I couldn't help it...it was sooooooo shiny!!
Cami giggles behind her as Kenji face-palms.
Mama: So will tonight do for you? I'll be back to pick them up first thing in the morning...
Kenji: Uhh...I don't know...
Cami: Why not Kenny? We could have a sleepover!!
Emi: Oh my god yeah! Come on Andrew, Matthew, I know exactly what we can watch...
Cami: I thought their names were Adam and Matt...
Emi: Yeah, but Andrew and Matthew rhymes!
Emi skips to the television and switches it on. Adventure Time immediately pops up on the screen. Adam and Matt are delighted and rush back into the room where they sit on the floor and gaze at the television. Like a child herself Emi sits down and joins them.
Cami: Don't worry Mama Steele! We'll take good care of them!
Kenji: Uhh yeah, I guess we will...
Mama: I hope so. I feel like they'll be safe in your hands...
Cami and Kenji suddenly look curious.
Cami: What do you mean?
Mama: They've been followed by some strange men recently. I'm afraid they might be after my babies. I can't risk them being in danger tonight. I know they'll be safe in your hands...
Emi overhears this and jumps back into the conversation.
Emi: Strange men? Don't worry lady, you can count on us! Strange men are our specialty!
Kenji face-palms.
Cami: Who are these strange men?
Mama: Well, from what I've heard... One of them is a loud-mouth Olympian...
Cami: Oh? In what sport I wonder...ballet I bet. I bet he's nothing special...
Emi sniffs and wipes a tear from her eye.
Cami: What's wrong Emi?
Emi: I don't like them. They make me cry...
Kenji: She said Olympian, not Onion!!
Cami shakes her head as Emi blushes.
Mama: And then there's a Latino boy... I think he goes by the name of Payne...
Cami: Pain? As in that rolly-polly TJ?
Mama: No, Payne, spelled with a Y and an E...
Emi: Well that's not creative at all! Stupid boy sounds useless if you asked me...
Kenji: And the others?
Mama: Well, one of them I believe you might be aware of...are you aware of something called the New England Giant?
Cami: We've...heard of him yeah...
Mama: Well it turns out that he had a son...
Cami: A SON!? You mean that thing and that blonde woman...you know...?
Emi: Ewww!!
Cami: He must be the most disgusting person alive!
Mama: Well, he has a lot of disgusting tattoos all over his body...
A brief pause.
Kenji: Any more?
Mama: Well, there was another...
Kenji: But...
Mama: ...but he seemed different to the others. I don't know, he seemed a bit more...arrogant than the others...
Cami: Oh no not another one...
Mama: What?
Cami: Oh nothing. Don't worry, if any of these losers try to get close to your boys, we'll take care of them. No one can beat us!
Emi: Yeah!!
Mama: Oh thank goodness. Well I gotta go. Please take good care of them, I'll be back first thing in the morning. Bye bye Adam! Bye bye Matt! I'll miss you!!
She blows them kisses before she leaves. Kenji closes the door behind her as Emi stomps her foot on the floor with clenched fists.
Emi: God I hate those stupid NGS!!
Kenji: NGS?
Emi: You know... No Good Suckers! I would say fuckers but there are children present...
Cami giggles as Kenji face-palms. The boys return from watching television, still with smiles on their faces at the sight of the nude Emi Yamamoto.
Adam: Who's a fucker?
Cami bursts out laughing as Emi realizes what she has done.
Emi: Oh no, I didn't mean to... Don't say that!
Matt: Say what? Fucker? We say that word all the time!
Emi: Oh...
Cami: So boys...what do you wanna do now?
Adam and Matt then turn to see Cami standing next to Emi. She is still wearing a shirt after their poker game earlier.
Matt: We wanna see your boobies now!
Cami is horrified.
Cami: What!? Me!?
Adam: Yeah! We wanna see your boobies now!
They start approaching her similarly to how they approached Emi earlier. This time Emi steps back giggling.
Cami: Now settle down boys, you don't need to...
Emi: Awww come on Cami!!
Cami: No! Do something! Emi stop them! Help!
Kenji watches them also with a smirk on his face.
Kenji: Hey Cami, you still owe me your shirt anyway! Go on, take it off!
Cami: NO!!
Suddenly Cami tries to run, with the two boys chasing her. They bump into Kenji and something falls from his pocket. As Cami wrestles with the two boys on the couch, Emi picks up a handful of cards that fell out of his pocket, all of them aces. Emi suddenly looks furious.
Emi: YOU JERK! YOU WERE CHEATING AFTER ALL!!
After escaping from the two boys Cami overhears this and storms towards Kenji looking just as furious as Emi.
CAMI: WHAT!?
Kenji backs away but finds himself cornered.
Kenji: Now now, it was just a game. It was all in good fun right?
The rest of the night would be a night that Kenji would not soon forget...
TO BE CONTINUED...
