Post by Adam Steele on Feb 28, 2013 16:21:07 GMT -5
Today is the day, Matt Steele is up early and is in the midst of brushing his teeth. He finishes off and smiles at himself in the mirror, then holds up a picture of a smiling Emi Yamamoto, then starts brushing his teeth again.
On the other side of the bathroom door Adam is banging his head against the door.
Adam: MATT!!! STOP BRUSHING YOUR TEETH ALREADY; YOU'VE BEEN AT IT SINCE 5AM AND THEY WONT GET ANY SHINIER!!!
The door opens and Matt's head pops out with toothpaste foaming around his mouth
Matt; But were going out with the Super Shiny Tiger Twins and I want my smile to shine for Emi!!!
Adam: Bro we ain't going out with them we are gonna team with them
Matt: But if we make a good impression, maybe they'll go out with us
Adam: But your dating playmate of the year Jaclyn Swedberg!!!
Matt: We are on a break... or at least I'm on a break... She is seeing other people so why can't I?
Adam: Good point... Lets brush our teeth
The two brothers storm into the bath room and starts brushing away
Later Adam is standing in the Steele brothers barn turned gym and looking towards the door to the house
Adam: You ready bro?!!
Matt: Yup hit the music!!!
As Adam turns on the music Matt comes strutting out in a pink tuxedo spinning around as Adam joins him in a baby blue... the two stare at each other then shake their heads and run back into the house.
This time Adam comes out dressed in a copy of Cami's ring gear and is joined by Matt in Emi's, again they stare at each other then run back in.
Matt comes out dressed in an evening gown and Adam in a sharp tuxedo. the two stare at each other and then Adam bows and they walls back in through the door.
Both tumble out the door wearing bibs and diapers Matt with a bottle in hand and Adam with a rattle, they take a look then start crying.
Matt is on his way out the door naked, but Adam quickly pulls him back inside.
Finally Adam comes out in his own ring gear looking pretty satisfied as Matt suddenly follows in a fish costume. Adam looks at him in disbelief then turns off the music
Adam: A fish?
Matt: A salmon to be correct
Adam: How will you impress them dressed up like that?
Matt: Duh... Emi is Japanese
Adam: And then?
Matt: She must love sushi!!!
Adam: MHHH... maybe I should find a deep pan outfit then
Matt: you got it, food leads them to thinking of dinner, we are the food they want food and then....
Adam: and then what?
Matt: Then I can show them my Power Ranger collection
Adam: Speaking of Power Rangers, we need to go watch your DVDs so that we can learn some cool moves
Matt Starts jumping up and down as they head into the house
Its dark inside the Steele brothers living room only the faint glow from the TV reveals Matt sitting on the couch watching The Super Shiny Tiger Twins last match. A silent moan escapes from the couch area, where the silhouette of Matt clearly shows his right arm moving.
Matt: OHHH EMI YOUR SO FINE!!!!... YEAH I LOVE HOW YOU MOVE!!!
Matt: OH Yes we're almost there!!!
Suddenly Adam's voice is heard
Adam: Bro what are you doing?
Matt: polishing the head
Adam looks up at Matt from the floor in front of him
Adam: Yeah but please do it without the sleazy commentary
Matt: You were the one who wanted a shiny head baldy!!!
On the other side of the bathroom door Adam is banging his head against the door.
Adam: MATT!!! STOP BRUSHING YOUR TEETH ALREADY; YOU'VE BEEN AT IT SINCE 5AM AND THEY WONT GET ANY SHINIER!!!
The door opens and Matt's head pops out with toothpaste foaming around his mouth
Matt; But were going out with the Super Shiny Tiger Twins and I want my smile to shine for Emi!!!
Adam: Bro we ain't going out with them we are gonna team with them
Matt: But if we make a good impression, maybe they'll go out with us
Adam: But your dating playmate of the year Jaclyn Swedberg!!!
Matt: We are on a break... or at least I'm on a break... She is seeing other people so why can't I?
Adam: Good point... Lets brush our teeth
The two brothers storm into the bath room and starts brushing away
Later Adam is standing in the Steele brothers barn turned gym and looking towards the door to the house
Adam: You ready bro?!!
Matt: Yup hit the music!!!
As Adam turns on the music Matt comes strutting out in a pink tuxedo spinning around as Adam joins him in a baby blue... the two stare at each other then shake their heads and run back into the house.
This time Adam comes out dressed in a copy of Cami's ring gear and is joined by Matt in Emi's, again they stare at each other then run back in.
Matt comes out dressed in an evening gown and Adam in a sharp tuxedo. the two stare at each other and then Adam bows and they walls back in through the door.
Both tumble out the door wearing bibs and diapers Matt with a bottle in hand and Adam with a rattle, they take a look then start crying.
Matt is on his way out the door naked, but Adam quickly pulls him back inside.
Finally Adam comes out in his own ring gear looking pretty satisfied as Matt suddenly follows in a fish costume. Adam looks at him in disbelief then turns off the music
Adam: A fish?
Matt: A salmon to be correct
Adam: How will you impress them dressed up like that?
Matt: Duh... Emi is Japanese
Adam: And then?
Matt: She must love sushi!!!
Adam: MHHH... maybe I should find a deep pan outfit then
Matt: you got it, food leads them to thinking of dinner, we are the food they want food and then....
Adam: and then what?
Matt: Then I can show them my Power Ranger collection
Adam: Speaking of Power Rangers, we need to go watch your DVDs so that we can learn some cool moves
Matt Starts jumping up and down as they head into the house
Its dark inside the Steele brothers living room only the faint glow from the TV reveals Matt sitting on the couch watching The Super Shiny Tiger Twins last match. A silent moan escapes from the couch area, where the silhouette of Matt clearly shows his right arm moving.
Matt: OHHH EMI YOUR SO FINE!!!!... YEAH I LOVE HOW YOU MOVE!!!
Matt: OH Yes we're almost there!!!
Suddenly Adam's voice is heard
Adam: Bro what are you doing?
Matt: polishing the head
Adam looks up at Matt from the floor in front of him
Adam: Yeah but please do it without the sleazy commentary
Matt: You were the one who wanted a shiny head baldy!!!
