Post by Kuk Killswitch on Mar 6, 2013 7:46:46 GMT -5
"You know what I don't like? This thought of them beating me. The thought of one of them becoming the X-Core Champion."
I stand looking at the camera. Nothing much around me except for some supplies. I am standing in a room used for janitors and weapon storage. Light tubes, rolls of barbed wire, brooms, buckets, tons of rolls of toilet paper and paper towels line the walls. I am wearing my usual get up. Ragged jeans, a torn up shirt, my usual hoodie, a beanie, and my boots. I am running the ol' trap about my upcoming match at Road 2 Glory.
Kuk Killswitch:"You see, we've got Gabriel Griffin, TJ Pain and Brandon Nytrus. Gabriel Griffin is a man I know hardly anything about. All i know is he is in this match and he is nothing to worry about. He talks about me over looking him and not to under estimate him, but the sad part is, I have no reason to listen to this guy. He has shown me nothing. I just now know the guy. Chump. And at Road 2 Glory, he will lose."
I shake my head at the thought of this nobody actually being in this match with me. Biggest pay per view of the year and I have to face off against this chump. Damn.
Kuk Killswitch:"Then we have Brandon Nytrus. I mean come on man. Are you serious? I beat you sex days after you won this very title that hangs behind me. Six days. You couldn't even hold on to the title for a damn week. And then after I beat you, you disappeared. Quiet. Invisible. Sure you had some matches and sure you made some shit stable, but I haven't heard from you since I whooped your ass and took MY title. You're a loser Brandon. A has been. A fuck up. I told you if you came to Road 2 Glory I would end you. And when we step into MY Kingdom this Thursday, I will rip you to shreds and turn your innards outward. The fact of the matter is you can not beat me. There is no chance in hell that you can beat me. I defeated Bliss. I defeated Rage. And at Road 2 Glory, I will beat you once again. You made a mistake by continuing to come after me. I am not alone anymore. I have AOA behind me. Do I need them? No. But they sure as hell are good to have under your sleeve."
Brandon Nytrus. Doesn't this guy get the point? I beat him, took the X-Core title, and left him in the dust. This guy needs a serious ass beating and a few chair shots to bring him back to reality. Don't mind if I do!
Kuk Killswitch:"And then we have my old friend, Teee....Jaaay.....Pain. Me and this guy have been through countless matches together. Dozens and dozens of titles and money and power. But times have changed my old buddy. While you struggle to stay relevant, I am main eventing. While you fight to keep your roster spot, I am beating the likes of Bliss and Rage. The sad thing is, you get on Twitter and talk sooo much trash every week, but I see you barely win. You are lucky to be in this match this week. You are lucky to even have a damn job! You are better off leaving this damn sport and living off of Roxxanne's skills. Because by now, she is better then you. You bring in Crow to help you. I can dig that. I know Crow better then anybody on this roster. But what was the point? He is in dark matches and openers. I remember when he was a main eventer winning Championships. Now he is just as washed up as you."
I grab my title off of the wall and look at it for a moment. The name on it reads "Kuk Killswitch". That is the name that belongs there. That is the name that should be at the top. I stare at it one more good time before I sling it over my right shoulder.
Kuk Killswitch:"None of you are even on my level these days. Brandon is trying to relive his glory days while Gabriel is just trying to get known. TJ is trying to make a big name for himself in MPW, but he is falling down through the cracks of the lower mid card. I mean, honestly, have any of you even done anything I have? Have any of you come close to beating Ash Soulsfate Have any of you defeated Bliss or Rage? Reality tells me that none of you are even on a good enough level to be put in a Main Event match with Trey Baxter! This is not even a match ladies and gentleman, this is a fucking Massacre! Tune in to see the end of these gentleman. There is absolutely no reason for me to even get dressed for this match. This is an easy job, a breeze. All three men run their mouths and attack people. They all try to hide behind their pasts. But once all that is taken away and it's only them standing in the ring face to face with me, it is going to be like taking candy from a DAMN baby!"
I take a deep breath through my nose, feeling the victory before it even happens. i crack my neck and then hold my title toward the camera. I smile as I look in the lens.
Kuk Killswitch:"Now, can you Kuk that?!"
I laugh as the camera turns to darkness.
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March 5th, 2013
9:00 Am
Killswitch Family Home
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Welp, on my way to Mom and Dad's house to store all of my stuff in one of the old garage's. Rebecca has officially been given the house and all of my stuff is in this small U Haul truck. As I sit in the truck, almost to the house where I grew up, I begin to think about Cami again. We haven't hung out since we talked about the kiss that night. I have no idea what she had been up to. All I can think about is that kiss. Suddenly, my mind wonders into my match at Road 2 Glory. Facing off against some unknown dude named Gabe and two men I know very well in Nytrus and Pain. Pain had been a friend for years, but we had drifted apart after incidents caused by me. What can I say, I'm an asshole sometimes.
I spot my parents house and drive up the long driveway. I turn and back the U Haul up to the garage which is open and ready for storage. I stop it and turn the engine off before climbing out and walking to the front door. I knock a few times and after I hear some scuffling the door opens and my mother stands in front of me. She greets me with a hug as she invites me in. I walk in and walk into the living room where I find Dad in his usual spot, the recliner. He had been retired for many years now and is now just a lazy retired lucky bastard. I shake his hand as I sit down and my Mom hands me a nice cold Dr. pepper. Damn my Mom knows me all too well.
Dad:"So, how you been there son?"
Kuk Killswitch:"I've been good Dad. Nothing really new. About to wrestle a big match at the biggest pay per view of this company. I'm a Champ. Going to go in and defend my title."
Dad:"Still doing that rasslin' shit?"
Kuk Killswitch:"Yes Dad. You know I am."
You see, my Dad has never liked wrestling. I don't understand how I loved wrestling so much with a Dad who despised it so much. Me and my Dad never really got along. Notice the hand shake instead of the hug. Since I was a young boy, we just never felt close. I always felt as if he was disappointed that he had me. Sad really, but it's not liked his decisions ever affected me. We just steered clear of each other and never really had to worry.
Mom:"Well, Kukky, are you here alone?"
Kuk Killswitch:"Yeah. I came by myself. But Mikey told me he was going to come over and help me move my stuff in the garage."
Dad:"That damn brother of yours is as useless as you sometimes. Y'all and this rasslin' bullshit. Waste of damn time."
Kuk Killswitch:"Now why do you have to say stuff like that Dad? I come over here to just move some stuff in and have a nice visit, but you always got to trash me and Mikey. I wish you would just be happy for once you damn grump."
Dad:"Watch your mouth boy. Just because you can dance in the ring don't mean I can't beat your ass!"
Kuk Killswitch:"Dad, if you got off that recliner I think we would all have a damn heart attack."
Dad grunts and just turns the TV up. he knows he is to damn lazy to get up and whoop my ass. He's just going to have to deal with me and Mikey. Suddenly, there is a knock at the door and Mom get's up to check. She comes back in and Mikey walks in behind her. I stand up and give him a bro hug and he shakes Dad's hand. We sit down and Mikey smiles.
Mikey:"So, she left you huh?"
Kuk Killswitch:"Yup. But I suppose it was my fault."
Mikey:"Oh well. Let her leave. From what I hear, you and this Cami girl seem to be getting somewhere."
Kuk Killswitch:"Honestly, I would love to have Cami as my girlfriend, but she is with this other guy right now and he is in the hospital. I wouldn't want to ask her to be my girlfriend knowing that her boyfriend is in the hospital."
Mikey:"Yeah you're right there. I guess you will have to wait and see how she feels then. Anyways, let's move this shit. I don't want to be around here all day moving shit."
Kuk Killswitch:"Yeah me either."
We both stand up and walk outside. I open up the back of the U Haul and we both grab the ramp. We open it and pull it into the garage. we slam it down and lock it into place before we start unloading the truck.
One hour later.........
With the truck now unloaded we walk back in the house and sit down on the couch again. Mikey and me look at each other as Dad sits on the recliner snoring as loud as can be. Mikey walks into the kitchen and after a few moments he returns with a can of Whipped Cream. He sprays a hand full in Dad's hand and then sits back on the couch. He hands me a string from the old blanket on the couch and I sneak over to the back of Dad. I pull the string up and lightly glide it across his face. He first moves his other hand over his face and brushes the string away. I pull the string back and do it again and Dad brings his hand up and smashes the whipped cream all over his face. Mikey falls off the couch in laughter as I fall back on the ground laughing. Dad wakes up and immedietly is pissed.
Dad:"Why can't you stupid kids just grow the hell up?! God damn whipped cream all over the place! Why the hell would you do this shit!? It ain't even funny, it's stupid!"
He get's up and walks into the kitchen and we hear the water running. I stand up and go sit on the couch as Mikey get's back up on it catching his breath from the laughter.
Kuk Killswitch:"That never gets old."
Mikey:"Dad always gets pissed beyond belief!"
We share another laugh as Dad walks into the living room and sits back on his recliner. We shake our heads as he falls back to sleep almost immedietly. I check my watch and notice that it is hitting noon. I stand up.
Kuk Killswitch:"Well, Mom and Mikey, I got to hit the road again. I've got to go to the gym and then I have to hit one more place before I head to my hotel. Good seeing you."
I hug Mikey and then Mom and then I am out the door and in the U Haul. I start it up and pull out the driveway. A quick stop at the U Haul rental joint and I am in my truck and the U haul has been returned. I head up the highway, on my way to my next destination.
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About an Hour later
Philadelphia, PA
Anarchist Arena
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As I step out of my truck I can see a car parked by the entrance to the old Extreme Anarchy Arena. I walk to the door and see that it is already opened. I walk in and notice the dirt, the spider webs, the cob webs, and the dust settling on the old EAW arena. I can see that there is Caution tape over a lot of the old electronics and stuff. Then I hear the sound of somebody running the ropes. I head down the hallway and push through the curtain. As I stand at the top of the ramp, I look in the ring and see my half brother, former EAW World Champion, The Glam Man. he has his old gear on and he is running the ropes. I walk down the ramp and stand at the old commentary table. He stops running and sees me.
The Glam Man:"You're late."
I laugh.
Kuk Killswitch:"You're sober.....for once."
He laughs. Back in the EAW days he was known for being one with the alcohol most of the time. He had a little problem with strippers too.
Kuk Killswitch:"So, not drunk, not smoking, and no women. Hmm....must be the end of the world."
He laughs as he shakes his head.
The Glam Man:"Well, get your happy ass in here!"
I slide into the ring and immedietly go into a lock up. We tug and pull eachother until he takes me into a headlock. I struggle and fight before I whip him into the ropes. He comes back and ducks under my clothesline. I turn around and he nails me with a clothesline of his own. I immedietly get up and he flips me over with a hip toss. I grab my back as he goes for an elbow drop. I roll out of the way and kip up. He gets up and I hit him with a hard right. And then a left, then another right, and a left again. Finally he falls with another hard right. I run and bounce off the ropes and then nail a leg drop. I stand up and climb the ropes. He stands up and I leap off, but he catches me under the arm and nails an exploder suplex. He walks over and locks my head in as I begin to hit him in the gut with some elbows. I fight to my feet and then whip him into the corner. He hits it hard and I run over and nail a Yakuza kick. He comes out of the corner and I run to the opposite ropes and come back with a hard clothesline. He falls hard and I stand up and shake the ropes. I grab his head and lift him up and go for the "Ode to Violence" He slips out and hits the ropes and nails me with a HUGE gore! He goes for the cover and counts himself.
One.....two......three!!!!!
He rolls off and get's up and begins to celebrate.
The Glam man:"And here is your winner, THE GLAAAMM MAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!"
He cups his hands and makes a cheering sound. He helps me up as we both slide out of the ring and sit at the old announcer table. He hands me a water bottle as we prop our feet up and begin to talk.
The Glam Man:"So, what's been going on with Rebecca?"
Kuk Killswitch:"That's done man. I moved out, she kept the house. I took my stuff and let her keep the house. I can live better without it then she can."
The Glam Man:"Sorry to hear that man. Did you find out who that guy was?"
Kuk Killswitch:"Some douche she is dating now. Didn't take long I guess. That's Ok though, I am interested in this other girl I am real good friends with. Her names Cami."
The Glam Man:"That's good. Get on that. Don't be like me and waste time on whores."
We both share a laugh as I take a swig from the water bottle. I look around the arena and am hit with tons of old memories.
Kuk Killswitch:"Remember our matches in here man? All the fights we tore each other apart in?"
The Glam man:"Those were the good times. At least we cans till get back in here and train whenever we want."
Kuk Killswitch:"Yeah, that's one good thing."
I look around again and think about old times and my match again at Road 2 Glory. After a few more minutes of sitting and chatting, we finally decide to part ways. I stand up and we share a hug.
The Glam Man:"Keep me updated on your shit man. We are still brothers no matter what."
Kuk Killswitch:"You got it Glammy. Catch you later."
We both grab our bags and exit the arena. He locks up as I walk to my truck and toss the bags in the passenger seat. I climb in and start the engine. As I pull off I beep the horn and he beeps back. On the road again. Time to go to the Hotel. Flight leaves tomorrow.
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March 5th, 2013
8:00 PM
Kuk Killswitch's Hotel Room
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I sit in my hotel room on a chair and watch some old videos of my oponnents on my laptop. Usual technique I do before every match. Sit and watch how they fight. Good strategy if you ask me. It is a TJ Pain match. He is fighting some nobody on an MPW House Show. He spits in his hand and slaps the guy in the chest. I laugh. Same old TJ. Still doing the nasty shit he used to do back when we would fight all the time. I drink what's left of my Dr. Pepper and toss the can into the trash can.
Suddenly, the door is knocked upon. Good, my food is here. I have been waiting for like an hour for this shit and I am starving. I stand up and lift my laptop up. I set it down on the end table and walk over to the door. I open it, but to my disappointment, no food. Instead, there is a fairly tall man who is built well. His hair is slicked back and he looks to be my Dad's age. I look at him for a moment and can see that he is confused also. Then he speaks.
Man:"are you Kuk Killswitch? From MPW?"
Great, another fan coming to ask for autographs and pictures. Why can't I just stay at a hotel in peace.
Kuk Killswitch:"Where do you want me to sign? And did you bring your own camera for pictures?"
The man looks at me and laughs.
Man:"No no no. I am not here for that."
What the hell does he want then? Unless he is some fried chicken, I don't care!
Kuk Killswitch:"Then what is it?"
Man:"I'm your Dad."
Wait.....WHAT?!?!?!?!?
To be continued!!!!!!!!!
I stand looking at the camera. Nothing much around me except for some supplies. I am standing in a room used for janitors and weapon storage. Light tubes, rolls of barbed wire, brooms, buckets, tons of rolls of toilet paper and paper towels line the walls. I am wearing my usual get up. Ragged jeans, a torn up shirt, my usual hoodie, a beanie, and my boots. I am running the ol' trap about my upcoming match at Road 2 Glory.
Kuk Killswitch:"You see, we've got Gabriel Griffin, TJ Pain and Brandon Nytrus. Gabriel Griffin is a man I know hardly anything about. All i know is he is in this match and he is nothing to worry about. He talks about me over looking him and not to under estimate him, but the sad part is, I have no reason to listen to this guy. He has shown me nothing. I just now know the guy. Chump. And at Road 2 Glory, he will lose."
I shake my head at the thought of this nobody actually being in this match with me. Biggest pay per view of the year and I have to face off against this chump. Damn.
Kuk Killswitch:"Then we have Brandon Nytrus. I mean come on man. Are you serious? I beat you sex days after you won this very title that hangs behind me. Six days. You couldn't even hold on to the title for a damn week. And then after I beat you, you disappeared. Quiet. Invisible. Sure you had some matches and sure you made some shit stable, but I haven't heard from you since I whooped your ass and took MY title. You're a loser Brandon. A has been. A fuck up. I told you if you came to Road 2 Glory I would end you. And when we step into MY Kingdom this Thursday, I will rip you to shreds and turn your innards outward. The fact of the matter is you can not beat me. There is no chance in hell that you can beat me. I defeated Bliss. I defeated Rage. And at Road 2 Glory, I will beat you once again. You made a mistake by continuing to come after me. I am not alone anymore. I have AOA behind me. Do I need them? No. But they sure as hell are good to have under your sleeve."
Brandon Nytrus. Doesn't this guy get the point? I beat him, took the X-Core title, and left him in the dust. This guy needs a serious ass beating and a few chair shots to bring him back to reality. Don't mind if I do!
Kuk Killswitch:"And then we have my old friend, Teee....Jaaay.....Pain. Me and this guy have been through countless matches together. Dozens and dozens of titles and money and power. But times have changed my old buddy. While you struggle to stay relevant, I am main eventing. While you fight to keep your roster spot, I am beating the likes of Bliss and Rage. The sad thing is, you get on Twitter and talk sooo much trash every week, but I see you barely win. You are lucky to be in this match this week. You are lucky to even have a damn job! You are better off leaving this damn sport and living off of Roxxanne's skills. Because by now, she is better then you. You bring in Crow to help you. I can dig that. I know Crow better then anybody on this roster. But what was the point? He is in dark matches and openers. I remember when he was a main eventer winning Championships. Now he is just as washed up as you."
I grab my title off of the wall and look at it for a moment. The name on it reads "Kuk Killswitch". That is the name that belongs there. That is the name that should be at the top. I stare at it one more good time before I sling it over my right shoulder.
Kuk Killswitch:"None of you are even on my level these days. Brandon is trying to relive his glory days while Gabriel is just trying to get known. TJ is trying to make a big name for himself in MPW, but he is falling down through the cracks of the lower mid card. I mean, honestly, have any of you even done anything I have? Have any of you come close to beating Ash Soulsfate Have any of you defeated Bliss or Rage? Reality tells me that none of you are even on a good enough level to be put in a Main Event match with Trey Baxter! This is not even a match ladies and gentleman, this is a fucking Massacre! Tune in to see the end of these gentleman. There is absolutely no reason for me to even get dressed for this match. This is an easy job, a breeze. All three men run their mouths and attack people. They all try to hide behind their pasts. But once all that is taken away and it's only them standing in the ring face to face with me, it is going to be like taking candy from a DAMN baby!"
I take a deep breath through my nose, feeling the victory before it even happens. i crack my neck and then hold my title toward the camera. I smile as I look in the lens.
Kuk Killswitch:"Now, can you Kuk that?!"
I laugh as the camera turns to darkness.
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March 5th, 2013
9:00 Am
Killswitch Family Home
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Welp, on my way to Mom and Dad's house to store all of my stuff in one of the old garage's. Rebecca has officially been given the house and all of my stuff is in this small U Haul truck. As I sit in the truck, almost to the house where I grew up, I begin to think about Cami again. We haven't hung out since we talked about the kiss that night. I have no idea what she had been up to. All I can think about is that kiss. Suddenly, my mind wonders into my match at Road 2 Glory. Facing off against some unknown dude named Gabe and two men I know very well in Nytrus and Pain. Pain had been a friend for years, but we had drifted apart after incidents caused by me. What can I say, I'm an asshole sometimes.
I spot my parents house and drive up the long driveway. I turn and back the U Haul up to the garage which is open and ready for storage. I stop it and turn the engine off before climbing out and walking to the front door. I knock a few times and after I hear some scuffling the door opens and my mother stands in front of me. She greets me with a hug as she invites me in. I walk in and walk into the living room where I find Dad in his usual spot, the recliner. He had been retired for many years now and is now just a lazy retired lucky bastard. I shake his hand as I sit down and my Mom hands me a nice cold Dr. pepper. Damn my Mom knows me all too well.
Dad:"So, how you been there son?"
Kuk Killswitch:"I've been good Dad. Nothing really new. About to wrestle a big match at the biggest pay per view of this company. I'm a Champ. Going to go in and defend my title."
Dad:"Still doing that rasslin' shit?"
Kuk Killswitch:"Yes Dad. You know I am."
You see, my Dad has never liked wrestling. I don't understand how I loved wrestling so much with a Dad who despised it so much. Me and my Dad never really got along. Notice the hand shake instead of the hug. Since I was a young boy, we just never felt close. I always felt as if he was disappointed that he had me. Sad really, but it's not liked his decisions ever affected me. We just steered clear of each other and never really had to worry.
Mom:"Well, Kukky, are you here alone?"
Kuk Killswitch:"Yeah. I came by myself. But Mikey told me he was going to come over and help me move my stuff in the garage."
Dad:"That damn brother of yours is as useless as you sometimes. Y'all and this rasslin' bullshit. Waste of damn time."
Kuk Killswitch:"Now why do you have to say stuff like that Dad? I come over here to just move some stuff in and have a nice visit, but you always got to trash me and Mikey. I wish you would just be happy for once you damn grump."
Dad:"Watch your mouth boy. Just because you can dance in the ring don't mean I can't beat your ass!"
Kuk Killswitch:"Dad, if you got off that recliner I think we would all have a damn heart attack."
Dad grunts and just turns the TV up. he knows he is to damn lazy to get up and whoop my ass. He's just going to have to deal with me and Mikey. Suddenly, there is a knock at the door and Mom get's up to check. She comes back in and Mikey walks in behind her. I stand up and give him a bro hug and he shakes Dad's hand. We sit down and Mikey smiles.
Mikey:"So, she left you huh?"
Kuk Killswitch:"Yup. But I suppose it was my fault."
Mikey:"Oh well. Let her leave. From what I hear, you and this Cami girl seem to be getting somewhere."
Kuk Killswitch:"Honestly, I would love to have Cami as my girlfriend, but she is with this other guy right now and he is in the hospital. I wouldn't want to ask her to be my girlfriend knowing that her boyfriend is in the hospital."
Mikey:"Yeah you're right there. I guess you will have to wait and see how she feels then. Anyways, let's move this shit. I don't want to be around here all day moving shit."
Kuk Killswitch:"Yeah me either."
We both stand up and walk outside. I open up the back of the U Haul and we both grab the ramp. We open it and pull it into the garage. we slam it down and lock it into place before we start unloading the truck.
One hour later.........
With the truck now unloaded we walk back in the house and sit down on the couch again. Mikey and me look at each other as Dad sits on the recliner snoring as loud as can be. Mikey walks into the kitchen and after a few moments he returns with a can of Whipped Cream. He sprays a hand full in Dad's hand and then sits back on the couch. He hands me a string from the old blanket on the couch and I sneak over to the back of Dad. I pull the string up and lightly glide it across his face. He first moves his other hand over his face and brushes the string away. I pull the string back and do it again and Dad brings his hand up and smashes the whipped cream all over his face. Mikey falls off the couch in laughter as I fall back on the ground laughing. Dad wakes up and immedietly is pissed.
Dad:"Why can't you stupid kids just grow the hell up?! God damn whipped cream all over the place! Why the hell would you do this shit!? It ain't even funny, it's stupid!"
He get's up and walks into the kitchen and we hear the water running. I stand up and go sit on the couch as Mikey get's back up on it catching his breath from the laughter.
Kuk Killswitch:"That never gets old."
Mikey:"Dad always gets pissed beyond belief!"
We share another laugh as Dad walks into the living room and sits back on his recliner. We shake our heads as he falls back to sleep almost immedietly. I check my watch and notice that it is hitting noon. I stand up.
Kuk Killswitch:"Well, Mom and Mikey, I got to hit the road again. I've got to go to the gym and then I have to hit one more place before I head to my hotel. Good seeing you."
I hug Mikey and then Mom and then I am out the door and in the U Haul. I start it up and pull out the driveway. A quick stop at the U Haul rental joint and I am in my truck and the U haul has been returned. I head up the highway, on my way to my next destination.
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About an Hour later
Philadelphia, PA
Anarchist Arena
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As I step out of my truck I can see a car parked by the entrance to the old Extreme Anarchy Arena. I walk to the door and see that it is already opened. I walk in and notice the dirt, the spider webs, the cob webs, and the dust settling on the old EAW arena. I can see that there is Caution tape over a lot of the old electronics and stuff. Then I hear the sound of somebody running the ropes. I head down the hallway and push through the curtain. As I stand at the top of the ramp, I look in the ring and see my half brother, former EAW World Champion, The Glam Man. he has his old gear on and he is running the ropes. I walk down the ramp and stand at the old commentary table. He stops running and sees me.
The Glam Man:"You're late."
I laugh.
Kuk Killswitch:"You're sober.....for once."
He laughs. Back in the EAW days he was known for being one with the alcohol most of the time. He had a little problem with strippers too.
Kuk Killswitch:"So, not drunk, not smoking, and no women. Hmm....must be the end of the world."
He laughs as he shakes his head.
The Glam Man:"Well, get your happy ass in here!"
I slide into the ring and immedietly go into a lock up. We tug and pull eachother until he takes me into a headlock. I struggle and fight before I whip him into the ropes. He comes back and ducks under my clothesline. I turn around and he nails me with a clothesline of his own. I immedietly get up and he flips me over with a hip toss. I grab my back as he goes for an elbow drop. I roll out of the way and kip up. He gets up and I hit him with a hard right. And then a left, then another right, and a left again. Finally he falls with another hard right. I run and bounce off the ropes and then nail a leg drop. I stand up and climb the ropes. He stands up and I leap off, but he catches me under the arm and nails an exploder suplex. He walks over and locks my head in as I begin to hit him in the gut with some elbows. I fight to my feet and then whip him into the corner. He hits it hard and I run over and nail a Yakuza kick. He comes out of the corner and I run to the opposite ropes and come back with a hard clothesline. He falls hard and I stand up and shake the ropes. I grab his head and lift him up and go for the "Ode to Violence" He slips out and hits the ropes and nails me with a HUGE gore! He goes for the cover and counts himself.
One.....two......three!!!!!
He rolls off and get's up and begins to celebrate.
The Glam man:"And here is your winner, THE GLAAAMM MAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!"
He cups his hands and makes a cheering sound. He helps me up as we both slide out of the ring and sit at the old announcer table. He hands me a water bottle as we prop our feet up and begin to talk.
The Glam Man:"So, what's been going on with Rebecca?"
Kuk Killswitch:"That's done man. I moved out, she kept the house. I took my stuff and let her keep the house. I can live better without it then she can."
The Glam Man:"Sorry to hear that man. Did you find out who that guy was?"
Kuk Killswitch:"Some douche she is dating now. Didn't take long I guess. That's Ok though, I am interested in this other girl I am real good friends with. Her names Cami."
The Glam Man:"That's good. Get on that. Don't be like me and waste time on whores."
We both share a laugh as I take a swig from the water bottle. I look around the arena and am hit with tons of old memories.
Kuk Killswitch:"Remember our matches in here man? All the fights we tore each other apart in?"
The Glam man:"Those were the good times. At least we cans till get back in here and train whenever we want."
Kuk Killswitch:"Yeah, that's one good thing."
I look around again and think about old times and my match again at Road 2 Glory. After a few more minutes of sitting and chatting, we finally decide to part ways. I stand up and we share a hug.
The Glam Man:"Keep me updated on your shit man. We are still brothers no matter what."
Kuk Killswitch:"You got it Glammy. Catch you later."
We both grab our bags and exit the arena. He locks up as I walk to my truck and toss the bags in the passenger seat. I climb in and start the engine. As I pull off I beep the horn and he beeps back. On the road again. Time to go to the Hotel. Flight leaves tomorrow.
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March 5th, 2013
8:00 PM
Kuk Killswitch's Hotel Room
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I sit in my hotel room on a chair and watch some old videos of my oponnents on my laptop. Usual technique I do before every match. Sit and watch how they fight. Good strategy if you ask me. It is a TJ Pain match. He is fighting some nobody on an MPW House Show. He spits in his hand and slaps the guy in the chest. I laugh. Same old TJ. Still doing the nasty shit he used to do back when we would fight all the time. I drink what's left of my Dr. Pepper and toss the can into the trash can.
Suddenly, the door is knocked upon. Good, my food is here. I have been waiting for like an hour for this shit and I am starving. I stand up and lift my laptop up. I set it down on the end table and walk over to the door. I open it, but to my disappointment, no food. Instead, there is a fairly tall man who is built well. His hair is slicked back and he looks to be my Dad's age. I look at him for a moment and can see that he is confused also. Then he speaks.
Man:"are you Kuk Killswitch? From MPW?"
Great, another fan coming to ask for autographs and pictures. Why can't I just stay at a hotel in peace.
Kuk Killswitch:"Where do you want me to sign? And did you bring your own camera for pictures?"
The man looks at me and laughs.
Man:"No no no. I am not here for that."
What the hell does he want then? Unless he is some fried chicken, I don't care!
Kuk Killswitch:"Then what is it?"
Man:"I'm your Dad."
Wait.....WHAT?!?!?!?!?
To be continued!!!!!!!!!
