Post by ethancage on Mar 7, 2013 12:07:43 GMT -5
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The camera comes in on Ash Soulsfate in the back of a car, he's wearing a Pierce the Veil shirt and black jeans with a jean jacket, contemplating his latest win over the MPW former world champion Johnny Clash, even his retaining over him weeks later. Ash for Drake last week, Ash could tell that Drake's heart wasn't in that match, that he was waiting for this week, because this is the week that matters, this week, all eyes are on us. Did Ash still put Drake out of his misery, god damn right he did. Because that's what Ash has come back this week to do. For a glimpse, Ash thinks about where he would be had he stayed with the X-Core championship, would he have kept the belt, surely he would, as he will this week against one of the most over rated men in the MPW. Would he have used that fact to screw over others much as he did when he first got the X-Core championship when he spent weeks, months ruining Kuk's life and any credibility he ever had. It's time to shut Drake down, it's time to bury the light that he's forced himself into. Another thought, when he beat the shit out of Johnny Clash on top of a a table or should I say through to retain his title. Other moments like hitting the adios on Terrin Reign, or Drake for the first time when it was said to Ash that he was the biggest up and comer. When it was told to Ash that if he ever wanted to get anywhere, he'd have to get through Drake Hunter, when Ash tagged with Trey Baxter, who is in the hospital even during his match. Trey having to watch from a hospital bed instead of where he should, at the other side of Ash, tearing down the house. Back to Ash, he shakes off the "what ifs" and thinks about what he's about what he's about to do to the latest man to attempt to end Ash's title reign, one Drake Hunter who took liberties while attacking Ash, to hurt Ash in front of the millions watching at home, only to think that there would be no repercussions, but as we all know, there most certainly was repercussions, one of them was embarrassing him and his little girlfriend just last week, for opening her mouth about the champ, and if you saw the promo, you'd think it'd shut her up, but alas, she is a woman. They talk even when they know for a fact they are talking out of their ass. In the realm of things, a simple Soulsfate match is easy, Drake has gotten the lightest judgement in that his attacks but this week will be not swift yet not as drastic as Johnny Clash's fate when he finally answers for his sins against Rage. As Ash starts to formulate a plan, a bloody hand slams against the limo's window. Must mean Ash is in Bobby Ball's car, the sound of the hand catches Ash's attention. Upon looking Ash notices that he is surrounded by zombies, but Ash doesn't seem phased, as if he knew they were coming for Ash. All of the sudden tons of hands slapping the car, Ash smirks.
Bobby: You better get out there before they fuck up my car.
Ash: Only you would force me out of a car into a crowd of zombies, only to protect your car.
Bobby: Look, the faster you get out there and do the ceremonies, the faster we could get out of this freak show.
Ash: What's wrong Bobby, afraid?
Bobby: Honestly, the people that ask for you to open their establishment, I don't know if they are weird or if you are for accepting these things.
Ash: Well, time to bring joy down to the masses.
Bobby: And hurry up, I have a five o'clock massage.
Ash: "Massage" huh, you know one day your wife is going to catch on.
Bobby: Can I help it if my inner thighs are always so tender?
Ash: You know what I figured?
Bobby: What?
Ash: That I'd rather be outside with zombies, than hearing anymore about your tender inner thighs.
Bobby: I'm serious, I chafe between-
Ash: Bobby- shut up.
Ash leaves the car and the zombies approach him, again, Ash is not phased. Only a few feet from him,...one of them extends his hand.
Zombie 1: I'd like to thank you Ash Soulsfate for opening up our establishment, they told me it'd be a celebrity but I never thought they'd send an MPW star.
Ash: Yeah, what were you expecting, Halle Berry?
Zombie 1: Is she in the limo?
Ash: Perhaps, I wasn't really paying attention.
Zombie 2: How would an MPW superstar handle our little obstacle course? Nay, how would MPW's World Champion like to run our little obstacle course?
Ash turns to see-
Ash smiles seeing the hottie.
Ash: Well, I don't know, I'm just here to cut the rope and set everyone off on to your course here.
Zombie 2: What's the matter, scared?
Ash: Please, I've seen death and baby doll, you ain't it. I'll run your little course.
The zombies dispurse amongst course, Ashtakes off his shirt to which the hot zombie girl hasn't budged yet.
Ash: Aren't you supposed to be hiding or something?
The zombie girl zoned in on his abs, breaks her concentration.
Zombie 2: What...um, oh yeah.
Ash: So, you want to get to it?
Zombie 2: Just a minute my love, this is going in my spank bank.
Ash: Girls have that too huh?
Zombie 2: Do we ever. Thanks for giving me something to think about while my girlfriend is eating me out.
Ash: You know what, I'm sure Bliss does the same thing while Drake Hunter is...well trying to have sex with her.
Zombie 2: Who's Drake Hunter?
Ash: Believe me sweetie, after this week, a lot more people are going to be asking that question.
The zombie girl runs into the course.
Bobby lowers the window of the car.
Bobby: You didn't say anything about running the course.
Ash: Bobby, do you want the current MPW champion to be a puss?
Bobby: No, if I did, I'd work for Drake Hunter but then again, I don't think I'd ever be put in a position to even worry about him getting a belt.
Ash laughs.
Ash: Did you see that chick?
Bobby: What about Poe?
Poe: What about me, she was hot. You ready baby?
Ash: Yeah, you gonna run this with me?
Poe smiles.
Poe: I thought you'd never ask.
Poe steps out of the limo in a tight pink v neck and tighter jeans, the shirt cuts off just above her hips to show those off a bit.
Bobby: Come on guys, what say we do this next week?
Poe: Your 5 o'clock is just going to have to wait.
Defeated, Bobby raises the window.
Ash walks over to the over sized scissors, tons of people with marathon like numbers in front of their shirts.
Ash: You guys ready?
Crowd: Yeah.
Ash: Ladies and gentlemen, this place...is now....open!
Ash cuts the ribbon and the crowd runs into the course. Poe begins to move but Ash grabs her arm.
Ash: Not yet.
Zombie 1: Both you guys have to put this one. You only have three tags, if you lose all three, you lose the course.
Poe and Ash put on their tag belts.
Ash: Ready?
Poe rushes in and kisses Ash.
Poe: I love this shit.
Ash smiles.
Ash: Go!
Ash and Poe begin to run, in the bush to the right comes a zombie in a torn suit. Poe goes to the left side of Ash, they get passed the zombie. They continue to run when they come upon a hill, they run up the hill and find at the peak, you have to swing across a small body of water. Two awaiting zombies are at the other side, Ash and Poe swing across and once at the other side, Ash leaps off with a leg lariat and Poe catches the man's head between her legs and swings around for a hurricanrana.
The downed zombies are grimacing.
Zombie 3: You're not supposed hit the zombies.
Ash/Poe: Our bad.
Ash and Poe chuckling can be heard in the distance. Another camera catches up to Ash and Poe, as they are running along side of crowd when they come upon a small bridge. On the bridge as they are running they see another two zombies, Ash and Poe still running but back off into the crowd letting them win the race on the bridge but the crowd gets caught up at the end of the bridge with the zombies, both Ash and Poe use the crowd as a shield and get passed the zombies, as the zombies are taking some of the crowd's tags. They are running still, passing tons of groaning zombies, using bob and weave movements they are getting passed these guys. They make a turn to the left to see a tube tunnel, Poe bends down to crawl into tunnel and Ash is running atop of it and jumps off at the end, Ash looks back to see Poe is not with him. Instead he sees her stuck in the tunnel with zombies at both sides. Ash runs back and at the end of the tunnel is the zombie girl from the beginning of the promo. Ash sees her and whistles, he makes it so his abs protrude with the sweat from his body. The zombie girl starts to lick her lips, but seeing what Ash is trying to do, she turns towards Poe. Poe near the end goes to the end to an awaiting zombie girl, the zombie girl reaches for one of Poe's tags and Poe grabs the zombie girl's face and kisses her while maneuvering to the other side of her. Poe releases and catches up to Ash.
Ash: Nice touch.
Poe: Thank you.
Ash: No....thank you.
Poe: You're a pig.
Ash: You love it.
Poe: I do.
They turn to the right and the end is in the distance, some people are already at the end, but with no tags. Near a tree, there is a zombie that looks to be super quick, almost Drake Hunter quick, but not Ash Soulsfate quick. The zombie runs straight for Ash and Poe, Ash pushes Poe out of the way, and the zombie rushes in and Ash Soulsfate leapfrogs over the zombie who runs face first into the tree behind Ash Soulsfate. In doing so, a tag falls off of Ash's belt and onto the ground. The zombie is shaking his head trying to get back to seeing straight. The tag in the middle of them. Poe sees this.
Poe: Just leave it babe,we're almost at the end.
Ash: No way.
Ash runs full stride, while the zombie attempts to crawl to the tag. Ash catches the tag and then handles cartwheels over the crawling zombie, landing on the other side of him. Ash runs passed the zombie and Ash and Poe are racing, Ash getting a little bit of an edge but it's clear Poe is a little faster. Ash is running to the end and in the path of Poe is a 6'9 zombie just before the finish line. Poe turns up the speed and baseball slides under the man's legs. Ash and Poe are tie crossing the finish line due to Poe having to slide. The crowd cheers.
Zombie 1: First race and first couple to ever cross that finish line with all their tags! Ash Soulsfate and Poe!
The zombies put Ash and Poe on their shoulders.
Ash: Well this is surreal?
Poe: I know I'm going to have nightmares tonight.
They carry Ash and Poe towards their car, flashes of cameras are going off. They open the door and Ash and Poe get in.
Bobby: Well, that was fun.
Ash: Not yet, it's not.
Ash pushes Bobby out of the limo and Bobby lands on the ground, in front of zombies. One holding a belt of tags and welcoming him to run the course. Bobby is genuinely afraid as they come closer, the limo drives off.
Bobby: Oh no.
They look out of the back of the limo to see the zombies putting the tag belt on Bobby and taking his suit jacket off. Ash and Poe are laughing.
Ash: So, what are you doing around 5?
Poe: I guess we're getting a massage.
Ash: Well said. Driver ?
Driver: What do I tell my boss?
Ash: Tell him, you were too busy taking the Heavyweight Champion to an appointment.
The driver nods.
The camera fades to black.
Scene 2: Here's Where I Win
The camera comes back in on Ash Soulsfate, in only a towel in the small room sitting on a massage table. Behind him are two women bringing in oils and making their hands soft.
Ash: So this week I face a man who prides himself on being some sort of hunter, slayer or some sort of punk. Like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Buffy Hunter, okay Buffy. You were wondering why life chose you to make my title retain on, and well I think you know. And well I figure I can't handle my future until I've handled my past. And Drake, you are definitely in my past. You thought I would stay gone, that maybe Johnny would win, that you and your bitch ass friends would take me out before his rematch clause match, that I was collateral damage, that me, Ash Soulsfate's legacy was going to be spit on by you or Johnny Clash for that matter. You two are mid card at best, and even then I use that term loosely. You see in dealing with me, you don't even mention our matches, because there is nothing for you to be positive about, no, you were too busy making us watch some WB soap opera. Now I know you wear skimpy tights and like to dye your hair blonde but come on kid, we are given these cameras each week to promote a match, a match that is going to happen at Road to Glory no less. This stage was meant for me, this is the grandest stage of them all and here you are being a worm on a big fuckin' hook. You think you're going to exceed, that I'm just going to let you. You think that all this time you've been saving up the good stuff, that you were too busy last week to talk much. But you're all up in Bliss' promos and they're very extensive, and yet when it comes to your own promos, you're too busy. Well, she was busy telling me to get my balls out of Poe's purse, but whenever they aren't in her purse, they are in your girl's mouth. But when you're in her promos more your own, well, I guess we know who's the bitch and who's the Bliss.
Ash: You are some 22 year old punk kid that thinks his shit doesn't stink and I'm about to put you in a world of reality and in this reality, you will be in the most pain you've ever felt in your life and after Road to Glory you're going to wonder how you ever got into this business with the lack of talent you truly have. I figure that's why you don't talk about your matches, I mean how do you gloat about losing all the time. Look, no one has the heart to tell you, but I will, you think you get all these matches because you somehow have earned it. Absolutely not, it's a joke, it's a free win for whoever gets to face you, I mean I thought Johnny Clash was handing me a win, but come on, he at least talked a little bit about wrestling, but with you, it's like you're trying to make us interested in your personal life. Love has no place in MPW. And neither does your whining every week about me holding the belt while you think you should. Fuck you Drake, you haven't done half of what I have, and you've been here since day one. It's my name on the marquee constantly, you're just guest staring and try me, you're going to be forgotten in mere weeks because you see while I'm holding that title, I'm going to have far bigger and better matches than this one. Everyone's thinking what I'm about to say right now, this match would be bigger if Rage was in it, this match would be bigger if Roxi were in it, this match would be the top draw in the company had it been me against Trey Baxter. You see, this match was made for names, not lucky strikes, not never was, you are in here by sheer luck. Your life is full of short cuts and thumb sucking, look at the way you handled yourself in the rumble. But stand up, straight on, one on one, every time you come up short. You come up short because you bury yourself in your talking, you talk so much you try to make everyone forget how much you truly lose. Your record is sub par, I think Bliss has more wins than you and she's had less matches than Chicken's had sex.
Ash: When you were a child, you were unruly because your childhood was "turbulent", and that's supposed to mean something to someone. It's part of your history, well that must explain why you dye your hair, because you're "troubled". Fuckin' idiot, this is real life, you think any of us didn't have a troublesome childhood, get over yourself. No one cares about that, because no one cares about you. Why do I call you a child, well a child will pull the girl he likes hair and run away, well you did the same but you let Kuk Killswitch kick Bliss' implants into her spine. You let him beat on her and women in general with a chair. And all the while anyone that gets close to her, even family, you push away because they are taking her away from you. Bliss isn't your girlfriend, she's your mommy. She spends more than half her promo disciplining you like a child, in front of a camera. I mean here you are going for the Heavyweight Championship and you're going to talk big and bad, and over there in her promo, you have your tail between your legs waiting for her to stop yelling at you. That's what we want our champion you to be, some pussy whipped bitch who doesn't have the balls to stand on his own. That's all this has ever been Drake, I mean, Cable should've ditched you so long ago, no, not the way he did so that he could actually win the tag titles, I mean for good. You gave Kuk an ego? I mean here I was trying to make him a man, instead of a fuckin' robot, and all it took was you kissing his ass and now he's on top of the world. He spent months telling me how hardcore I'm not, and now he's in a group that wears glitter and make up and called Age of Arrogance. Come on everyone, if Roxi, Bliss and Laura dropped their horse shit and got along, tell me those three couldn't use a girly name like Age of Arrogance. You sound like a bunch of pansies, and what's worse is I kick your asses weekly and still you come back and tell us just how fuckin' dominant you are. Why does management let you all run off at the mouth when they know that every fuckin' thing you boys do, is fleeting, it won't last and next month it'll be me facing someone else, and it'll be him or her saying exactly what you've been saying, and they'll be just as wrong. You see, your girl thinks I have an ego, well it's fuckin' warranted, I bring home titles and I back up what I say, but you don't have the room to acknowledge my record, and you can't accept the reason why I hold the Championship title. You see, I bust my ass every week, whether I'm facing Chicken to the day I face God himself, I will be doing what I do best, I'll be talking the game and I'll be putting you to shame.
Ash: You call yourself a prodigy and I know this has been brought up before, but you're still not one. Millenium Punk Wrestling, that's...well I can't even say it's creative, because you're not punk, you're a fuckin' nothing. You think you're punk because of a faux hawk, no tats and you sometimes wear guyliner, that's a member of Ace of Base, that's not punk. Punk is not something you just say, because it's cool. Then again, your generation of punk is what, Green Day, Good Charlotte, uh...Yellowcard, well I guess you are punk, you're just pussy punk. I guess the word punk has become poplar in wrestling, I don't really know why, it's got no clout, it carries no weight whatsoever, but then again, neither do you or your career. You see, I'm going to make you the man that never made it. Winning the rumble and winning the World title, ain't that the storybook ending. Well, not this time pal, you've come to the dance on plenty of occasions and every time you say the same thing, to Johnny for NYCCW title, to Trey for the non title match, and to Bliss for the Sin City Championship, and it falls on deaf ears. Drake it's come to the point where this is all or nothing for you, because you've talked such a big game, and you've made your point loud and clear, and now comes the time where I just demolish you. You see, your ego says not to go for the lesser title, yet you can't even win the "lesser" title. You have two girls going for it all, and acting like that IS the World Championship, and here you are, just saying what you told me the first time we met, saying what you already said on Battle Grounds, on free television. You see when management came up to me weeks ago, they wanted me to do an interview in which they wanted me to respond to your constant attacks, and I told them, nah. Why, I'm going to tell him in my promos, so that I don't say what I've said and besides hitting him with the AMF two weeks in a row and leaving him lying on the fuckin' ground while the camera fades out, well that's response enough for anyone. Wouldn't you say Drake, or excuse me, Punk Bitch, when someone was thinking up nicknames, they didn't put any thought into it, they just thought it sounded cool, but it doesn't, it just puts your lack of brain power out there for everyone to see. Besides what guy with the name Messiah would ever go to Clash's office crying until he got another match. Why should you have worthy matches, who are you, who is Drake Hunter, just another victim..plain...simple.
Ash: You've called yourself a man of destiny, and what is that destiny Drake, what have you done here in the MPW, I'll tell you, you've become a body, a person to place in a match simply to have another person there. You don't truly matter, you never did and you never will. You're taking up space that someone with your opportunities could be utilizing, instead of wasting everyone's time and space.
Ash: You are the "Millenium Punk", so you're a hunter of the people who like to party and you're in an age of arrogance, not to mention "Technical Messiah", do you ever stop to think of how ridiculous this is all is, or do you just spout off at the mouth and never think that anyone is listening, I mean I'd understand if you did in fact think like that. Because during your Melrose Place promos, I'm sure there are millions who tune out just because they are busy staring at Bliss' ass. As I was, I mean I had to watch twice just because I couldn't believe that ass belongs to you. But then again, come on, women fall for losers all the time, because they think they don't have what it takes to be with winners. They think they don't deserve it and let me tell Bliss personally, she will never make you a winner. With stupid nicknames that really don't do anything for this business, because it's people like you who get eaten up by this business and get forgotten. Like Mike Harowitz or Koko B Ware, no one cares about them, they are working at car washes hoping to god everyday that no one recognizes them. That life is meant for you. I mean you can show us Bliss and your other ex's all day who will one day fight over you or whatever and that will never stop your destiny of being forgotten by the many and remembered by the few and only as a joke because your life is a joke. Isn't it hilarious, for as hard as Bliss has worked for her name, at the end of all this, she'll simply be Drake Hunter's ex....awk-ward. The fact that you chose this business when you're not good at it means you were meant to be a fuckin' loser. I'm Ash Mothafuckin' Soulsfate and I'm the best you will ever see in your life. I work hard to have that status, I see guys like you who represent this business and it makes me fuckin' sick. You and I should never have to be around each other, you shouldn't have to look at me and be reminded that you will never be as great as me. That you would be better suited carrying my bags to the room like a fuckin' bell boy, or have a fuckin' cloth and Windex and wait for cars at the gas station asking them if you can do their windows. You're a horrible human being and if this world was a kill or be killed world, you would've died at the age of 3 when they realized that you would never become anything in life. I can not wait to beat the ever living shit out of you, to hear you scream, to hear you cry out for one of your bitches as you cry like one. I'm the guy that is going to make your life a living hell and it's all at your expense and all for my pleasure.
The two Asian massage therapists go towards Ash. Ash snaps his fingers and the camera goes to black.
Scene 3
The camera comes in on a pair of elevator doors. As we hear the ding, out steps Ash Soulsfate, and it becomes clear that Ash is entering MPW Axxess, where fans can spend the week with various MPW stars. Today's star, being the day before the event, is of course, MPW's World Heavyweight Champion. In walks Ash Soulsfate and the crowd is stuck in awe, as if having been waiting all day for this sight, well Ash has finally made it to the event. And when he does show, the time waiting feels non-existent. Ash continues on his path, and with him is Poe at his side as they make their way to his dedicated booth. Ash passes a race car with his likeness on it, his hoodie covering his face and electricity all around him dresses the hood. Ash holds his belt on his shoulder until he comes up to his booth, people stealing pats off his back. Ash stands on his chair then atop his table.
Ash: You've all waited, waited all year for something, something big and here it is, Road 2 Glory, MPW's yearly big show. And this year, it starts off with me and Drake Hunter as the main event this year. Now it's an incredible honor to be in this company's first ever Road 2 Glory, even though my opponent thinks he's going to steam roll over me, and why does he think that, well it's because he think he's been saving all his big verbal hits until this show. That's why during the match with him and Clash and myself and Trey, he was busy talking about Bliss and filling up his time talking about her, you see, he was really stalling because he was saving all the good hits for this week, but alas, verbally I'm going to beat him again because luckily his sucktitude knows no bounds. Same thing with you and Bliss versus me and Roxi, you put the whole show on Bliss, why, for yourself, because it's more important for you to have the title than to protect your woman. Now your little lady likes to think that I'm jealous, that you have her and I don't, well if that ain't stroking her ego to infinity. Now, I may have wanted to bone the living shit out of Bliss, and may have in the past, but that's come to pass. I mean she's damaged goods now, because she's tainted with Drake's hep C love juice, and besides all that, Bliss will be Drake's sloppy seconds. No matter how hot she is, she was Drake's first, ...that's unacceptable and just plain gross. Now you spent that time talking about Bliss during our tag match because you're obsessed with her, and well if that's the formula, as Roxi pointed out this week, your girl talked about me a lot. As she should, she had a lot to say about me, and well, deep down she doesn't have that vote of confidence in you. It was as if her promo was dedicated in light of you, because she knows you can't even promote free money at the bank. You have no charisma, you have no vocabulary, and your insults are infantile, you don't have what it takes to be here and you definitely don't have what it takes to take this title away from me.
Ash raises his title. Just then, the elevator door dings again and out steps a damn good look alike to Drake Hunter, the crowd even boos until they see it's just an actor, but upon his entrance, the song "I am every woman" by Whitney Houston plays as he saunters through the crowd.
"Drake": That's where your wrong bitch, you see you're a loser.
Ash: Okay, have I lost a match?
"Drake": No, you're just a loser by definition.
Ash: Would that definition be the World Heavyweight Champion, the title that you want?
"Drake": No.
Ash: Okay, then tell me how.
"Drake": This is Millenium Punk wrestling!
Ash: Really, didn't I put a whole in your head the last time I hit you with the AMF?
"Drake": No, you just soften the skull, but the doctors say that my brain wasn't in that part of my skull.
Ash: Oh yeah, where did they find it?
"Drake": I don't want to answer that.
Ash: Is it personal, would you like to tweet about it, instead?
"Drake": If Bliss were here, she'd know what to say to you.
Ash: Is it because you can't speak for yourself?
"Drake": As you saw last week, she talks a better game than I can.
Ash: She can also wrestle better than you "Messiah".
"Drake": Listen, this is the Age or Arrogance, we are dominant, and this is our time.
Ash: I can see that, you have the Sin City Champion under your thumb, well that is until Roxi takes that title away from her.
"Drake": Why do you say that?
Ash: Because your girl is too busy thinking about my cock than her own match. She says I lost my chance by being a loser, just like you said, but as Roxi pointed out, she got beat down with a chair because of you, she got kicked by a mammoth who happens to be your new member, and she lost yet another match because you couldn't handle your own in that match. Drake, I've beaten you five, count them five times, and you think you have this match, because this is your last chance and you're going to pull out all the stops and you're acting like I'm not going to do the very same. You're so wrapped up in what you think is going to happen, that you're not counting on me being as fuckin' awesome as I am. You're not ready, I know this is a big match and if you think I'm going to depend on nicknames and catchphrases, get your head out of your ass.
"Drake": How did you know?
Ash: What?
"Drake": That's where the doctor found my brain.
The crowd laughs a little bit.
Ash: Who is down to take a journey down memory lane?
The crowd goes ape shit.
Ash: There you have it.
"Drake": You say you never pander to the crowd.
Ash: Pander, that was asking them a question, you see your girl had it right, I do bring up the past, I do talk about past matches, and she acts like that's something new while she makes us watch "Bliss-the lost Kardashian" episodes and barely talks about her match. But it was fun and will be fun trying to salvage what little self respect you have and try to justify what happened last week. Now any other time, she'd blame that loss on you and when you two realize that you two belong with other psychos, that's when she's going to blame that loss on you. See, I don't pander Drake, I pose theories and they are fool proof, because I know how this game works, and let me commend you for brain washing Bliss, I know it wasn't that hard, her being blonde and all, but using her to the very last bit of her use, I have to say, I thought I was heartless, but you take the cake. If you put that much thought into your matches, I'd be in trouble, but you have too much trouble being the spoiled punk ass that you are. Remember when you tried to make Johnny Clash win, and how much you panicked when I still won, that's the truth Drake, that's where you lie, you are absolutely afraid of me. You're in over your head and hoping to God that lightning strikes twice, but I never rely on luck, I rely on being the ring general that I am. Because for you, this is it, no rematch clause, no more chances, just the biggest opportunity the MPW has to offer. And admittedly, if you were facing Johnny Clash you would actually have a shot. You are excited because you want to know what your best will do against me, if you truly have what it takes. We're going to ignore that you've tapped to Taufik once and fallen unconscious to him the next time. And now we're here pretending this match is all that it's cracked up to be.
Ash looks out at the crowd.
Ash: I know Roxi and Bliss are stealing the show, and why is that, because they know I'm going to demolish you and they know I will not hesitate to "pull the trigger" when the time comes. You know I was once told you never know, as if you would beat me, like you even could, but I understood the meaning, it meant to me, don't rely on just being you, and Drake, what you are getting is Ash Soulsfate really trying, really putting himself on the line. I know I will beat you because this title means a fuck of a lot more to me than it ever will you. To you it is my ego that drives me, and trust me I understand that, but you'll never know the years it took for me to be accepted, to be seen as the man I am today. This belt on my shoulder is the prize my father couldn't reach for himself and was always seen as second best, and for awhile in another company, that's how my life was playing out, that is until I came here and I put you and the many others down, and now here I am living out the dream I've had since I was a child and my father held me up with one hand. I was standing tall on his hand and I didn't know what that feeling was, until I was once again standing tall over Johnny Clash for the first time. You want to win this belt for the accolades, to have yet something else to brag about, but the honor, the sheer honor I have holding this title atop one of the top rosters in this business, that is something I thought I'd never get to experience and yet, here I am. And if you think I've worked as hard as I have all these weeks, all these months just for you to win some fixed rumble and let you steal my glory, let you steal my very being, well get ready for the hell that is coming for you.
"Drake": Didn't you say something about a journey.
Ash: Ah yes, thank you for keeping me on track Drake, you're doing better here than your own promos, and my name ain't even Bliss.
"Drake" rolls his eyes. Ash gets up from behind the booth table and walks around. And stops at a piece of table displayed.
Ash: Ah yes, when Bill Adams was in charge, and how he got it. Oddly enough, a piece of the table that Johnny Clash went through right next to it. Also, in a glass case, the sledgehammer that Rage...what can I say, "lent" me during that no disqualification match. Let's keep walking.
Ash walks to the car that smashes Trey. Ash looks at the car in a trance.
Ash: You see this, this will not be me, I won't end my career like this. This is my bestfriend in the world, and he's laid up because of you Drake, and if you think I've forgotten about it or that the pain I unleashed on you last week was the extent of it, well much like you I was just waiting until this week. Let's move on.
Ash passes right by Ms. Biguns bra.
Ash: I see what Chicken saw in her, ...too bad she had a butter face.
Ash continues on.
Ash: Ah yes, a ruby from Johnny Clash's NYCCW belt. Remember this Drake, remember being as close as you were to that, only have it taken from you. I do.
Ash continues on.
Ash: Brandon Nytrus' chest hair in a box, why MPW felt compelled to have this, I won't even question it and move on.
Ash: Ah, nice, the bullets Bliss was wearing for the Army of One promo, and even the booty shorts....thank god they are behind a glass case huh fellas, I mean you guys don't want to catch anything.
Ash looks at sees the piece of the mat that was used for the Rumble with a picture of the real Drake above it.
Ash: Yeah, here Drake, here is where it ends, and next year at Road 2 Glory 2, this picture, this mat piece is going to be gone. Because you see, you act like it's all good and my time is up and that the time I've had with the belt is up, but I'm not Johnny Clash, I will not lose my belt just because you step up. You step up and I'm going to stomp you back down, I don't care who you are, I will fight until I have no fight left Drake. I will feel no pain, I will know no despair, I will come to Road 2 Glory to win and nothing else. I can have it no other way, this is what it has come to and I know that the build for this match was not what it could've been but you talked enough every week for both of us and tomorrow night when you are left with absolutely nothing to show for winning Army of One, I want you to think of me and I want you to know that I cost you everything so that I can hold on to this belt one more time. Because you mean nothing to me, your ego, I will stop Age of Arrogance's little reign and it will not end with you holding my one redemption in life. Because that's what this belt is to me, it's not a toy for you to gloat about. This is a young boy's dream, this is the company's face, this is the one reason you are here in the company, and the day I joined this company and management took a shot on me and put me against a loser and then a mammoth and saw that Jack brought down the giant, and so I got other giants and even choked one out, well look who I'm talking to, you know the feeling of that when you were choked out by Taufik, you see this company has allowed me to experience everything I've ever dreamed and all I had to do, was bust my ass. And now because you want to lay it all on the line, treat your career like shit until today, you think you're going to be the champion this place needs. Look at what the fuck I'm doing, can you do what I do, and represent this company as the very best this company has to offer because YES, Drake, me, Ash Soulsfate is the very fuckin' best the MPW has to offer. Right now and forever, because in a year or twenty years, the MPW knows one fact and one fact only, if it needs to be the biggest match of the fuckin' night, hell of this century you call on one person and one person only...you call on Ash Soulsfate. Because whether you are Chicken or Trey Baxter, you will get my absolute best, I take no chances.
"Drake": Whats with all the used condoms on the wall?
Ash turns the corner and takes the sheet off the picture.
Ash: Oh, it's a picture of Bliss and the men she's slept with in the past year.
"Drake": Why is there four used condoms under your picture?
Ash: That was one crazy night.
"Drake": Why is Tyler Rose's empty?
Ash: Well, if you look on the board with the men that Ian Andrews has slept with, you'll see that Tyler Rose's is filled to the very top.
"Drake": Oh those two-
Ash shakes his head.
Ash: Yeah, ...but we're not supposed to ask about it...their rights or something like that.
"Drake": Under the men Bliss has slept with, why is Rage's dripping, does it have a hole in it?
Ash shrugs and winks to the camera.
Ash: No idea.
Ash: Over there is a part of the X from the Ultimate X -Core match I won, over there is part of the light bulbs that were pulled out of Kuk's skin, a match I won for the team, up there Madd Katt's shoe and a part of the ladder from the King of the Mountain match I won. You see Drake, you got one little piece of the MPW to view and I have nearly a piece in every section of this place and that's me, that's what I do, I don't shine, I outshine people, much as I'm doing to you right now.
Ash: You once said that words are the greatest tool in a personal's arsenal and here I am just tearing you to bits with said words, while you, you've been and you're going to be very limited in what you have to say to me, because what will you say that you haven't said while parading in every segment on Thursday Night Takedown. There's not much you can say about a man who wins his matches and does his damnedest to earn every one of those bitches. You told me and Trey that you're going to teach us a lesson that will increase at Road 2 Glory which again says, all eggs in one basket for Road 2 Glory for Drake. Now weeks ago, you told me that I wasn't stepping into the ring with a man I've beaten before, that I was stepping into the ring with the winner of the winner of the rumble, and then we beat you, you and Bliss, and then we beat you, so who am I stepping into the ring with now. Am I now supposed to be afraid, I know the effort you put for the Rumble and I have no doubt you will pull that effort again tomorrow night but understand this, if I didn't already have a World title shot, there's no one god damned person on our roster or out in that crowd that doesn't think or know that I would've won that rumble. You've hit me with your silly DIA, but I've hit you with the Adios and it took you a lot longer to get up.
Ash: Now you say you are here to save us, well I've heard that before, time and time again, I heard the punk shit, I've heard the savior shit and you're about as technical as pig slippin' and sliding in his own pile of shit. You've dumb fucked your way into this match and now all of the sudden you are here to save us, even at the cost of women, even at the cost of our your friend Chris Cable, even at the cost of your own pride, you've painted yourself into a corner and soon will come the time to put up or shut up and I'm going to be the one to shut you up and this time you're going to stay down Drake, I will leave no room for error, you will walk into that ring with one of the most soundest men, one hell of a focused human being, you are my enemy this week Drake, and I will pour all my frustration, all my rage and you're going to pay for every single thing you've ever said about me. It comes to an end and I will be holding my title high above your head. And not only Bliss but no woman will ever see you as a man, and management will never see you as competent competition. You say that it's to save these people from the likes of me, a man who busts his ass every single match to make sure that management knows who Ash Soulsfate is. The only man to ever match the many times that Trey Baxter has been Superstar of the week and this years Superstar of the Year, a man that works harder than anyone else in this company barring the men that have to put up our rings night in and night out. I am the man Drake, I am everything this company has ever deserved as a champion. Because should there ever be an invasion, should there ever be a challenge to the MPW, do you think this company would call on you or me to answer the call. If they had one man to represent this company, between you and I, which man do you think they'd choose. Sure, you're in Johnny Clash's pocket but this would be about pride and Johnny is all about pride, you know in your heart that he'd look right passed you and come to me, the one man he knows he can come to. Even through our own bullshit there is one thing that needs to survive and that's the MPW, and the asshole that I am, there's one thing I respect and that's this place. It's given me victims just like you every week only to glorify ME! And I glorify the MPW by putting in the work that you could and will never be able to do.
Ash: I took this belt from a paper champion and the last thing this company needs, is yet another paper champion, a man that would only transfer this belt to another superstar, no, this belt deserves drown out slug matches, matches where a man is going to have to nearly die to lose this belt. Now we know how much you like to use people, are you willing to die for this belt, because I am. I know it's become cliche but Drake, look into my eyes and know that I will die holding this belt and you will have to pry this belt from my dead hands to even think you have a chance. I will win this match, I will win on the grandest stage of them all, because it is my destiny ever since Johnny Clash gave me the ultimatum of keeping the X-Core or winning the Heavyweight title, so many thought I was being held down by that title, but it bought me time until I made my bones, I could've gone after that belt anytime I wanted, like more than half the new contracts that step into those doors, but no, I respect this company, and I am here to be not only a part of this company, I am here to be one of it's greatest champions, I am the man holding this title belt now. You saw how I held on to that X-Core belt, and you saw what I went through to keep it. You may be getting all your butterflies in your stomach thinking that you may be the World Champion come this weekend, and my only advice would be to not get your hopes so high. Because there are matches that I'm going to be in that will supersede this match, and it'll be me holding this belt when I do it.
Ash: There's me, a man who treated every match as if it were for the World title belt, even before holding it, and then there's you with your Vanilla Ice hair cut.
Ash: You do remember right, be breaking your face and body on that concrete, oh of course you do, because you say I'll never be a step ahead of you, that's right because as of now, I'm five steps ahead of you, I'm at least one class above you Drake. You're lazy, you're egotistical and you want things handed to you. That's why Cable had to leave you, you were holding him back and he couldn't fuckin' stand it, and what a spit in the face when he got the tag belts with Andre Dixon and not with you. I mean Age of Arrogance started with you both and now it's a four person group with a team mom in Bliss. I don't need an army, I AM an army. You think Army of One was about you, it never was, watch that promo again, you'll know for a fact that Army of One was and will always be all about me. I am no messiah, I'm just the best ring general there will ever be in this company. Whether you hate me or whether you love me, there's one thing you know for sure, that when your name is on that marquee next to mine, that means that you are going to have to work far more than you've ever had to work in your life, or you simply give up.
Ash: You tell the world that you have my number, and well, I hate to be repetitive...five times, I only say this because I don't know what the hell you are talking about when you say stupid shit like this. I mean, what, you have MY number? I've kicked your ass so many times, the hole of your ass is a size 13, my shoe size. But you're right about one thing, we are going to give these people their money's worth because I'm going to fight and I'm going to pummel you into dust and I'm going to make that arena fill with your pleas of mercy and you ending my bestfriend's career, only means one thing, those pleas will fall on deaf ears, not even god will show you mercy. I am against any wall Drake, not against you, you have no power over me, I hold the title and your a tramp looking for hand out and you've come to the wrong place.
Ash: You talk bad ass as if you didn't throw a man over the top rope while his back was turned, and damned if you're not looking at me like I'm the chump, last week you told me Reality Bites and then the next night I left you lying on the ground with your...as you called it..prone body lifeless. You say that you will end the reign of a fake and phony, yet, I've proven myself time and time again, so once again, you say shit but have nothing to prove what you say. You throw shit against a wall and hope for something to stick and your words are sprayed with PAM because it's sliding off me because there is just no merit to what you say, no truth. Just you talking out of your ass, which makes sense since your head is buried up there.
Ash: You talk about your comrades being at your side, let them be there, I can't stop that, nor will I, but I've found my way to keeping my title against Clash and I'll out think, out class and out power you again, you've underestimated me time and time again, and everything you and I are pit against each other, you have to pull yourself up and begin to make excuses the next week. Your match talk runs thin because you can't brag about your losses, and I have no losses to talk about, so what are you saving yourself to say. I hope it's good, and I hope it's not just filled with fluff to bury all the bullshit.
Ash: You talk about us dominating the company, and I don't remember us being friends, what is going to happen is nothing short of a massacre, you think that having back up makes you a threat, fuck that, there are several people that had to deal with the Age of Arrogance, there are several people you've attacked along the way to me. You think I don't have back up or at least know some people who hate you enough to have my back if even for one night. Drake, any plan you have, will be thrown out the door come Road 2 Glory.
Ash: There we were in the middle of that ring Drake, and you bitched out and tagged in Bliss, and you're talking about how you're going to tear down the house with me, and you tag in your girlfriend to fight me. I ran into that match to hurt you, and Bliss was, well, collateral damage, the advantage of dating an idiot. You tagged her in twice to deal with me, because you know you don't have what it takes. Now I thought it was bad ass when I threw you several feet in that ring but when Roxi lifted you both for a double flatliner, I was on that apron saying one of those people about to land on their faces, is going after my title, sad part, is that it's the man, because this chick is not only handling hers, she's doing it to the number one contender to the World title and the current Sin City Champ. You laid me out after the match, but I got the win Drake and that's been your m.o in trying to save face, you do it nearly every match and that time I just wasn't going to let it stand, I told you to savor it because Drake I am coming to end your last chance at redemption, this is no revolution, it's your redemption for your lackluster record, at the fact that you're the only one in Age of Arrogance without a title and you feel stupid leading them when you can't even get the job done yourself. Seeing you every segment ends, seeing your sad attempts at trying to steal the spotlight is over. Drake this is the best week of your life, all the lights are on bright and they are on you, after tomorrow night you will realize that it is truly the worst week of your life...because you tricked yourself into thinking you actually have a shot at this.
Ash: You talk about Roxi and others, because you don't have enough to say about me so you fill your promo with time even if it's talking about someone you're not facing at the pay per view. Your talent runs thin, and your lies are even thinner. I know where my focus is, it's on you and it's on my title. In that ring, I will bring your life to shambles and I will enjoy every minute of it. You tell me to get ready to lose my title, I tell you, get ready for me to ruin your life. I tell you to be ready for more of me holding this title long passed this match, and get ready to return to Thursday Night Takedown title less, be ready to answer for your lies because everyone that has ever watched any of your promos they know it is full of lies and that you're only burying us in your bullshit. You call me fake and yet I've been the most real champion this company has ever had, starting from the very bottom and reaching the heavens because that's what it's like to hold this title, it's heaven. Drake, this week, the smoke and mirrors all come to an end, because you Drake....will finally come to terms with the fact that you are sub par in talent and that you will live out your life as a never was. This is the week you find that out, and please, don't hesitate to hang yourself.
Ash: You talk about dictators, and yet your little associates and girlfriend hold three of the five titles, and you act like the uprising of anarchy, but your Bliss' girlfriend, and you are the boss' bitch, you and your clown crew ARE corporate. You under Johnny Clash's thumb, you call me a dictator, yet, he can fire me at any time, he signs my paychecks, so, that makes him the dictator. You say that Johnny Clash uses me as a lackey to do his bidding, ARE YOU FUCKIN' SERIOUS, he's still picking up his teeth from when I hit the Adios motherfucker through a fuckin' table. Name one thing I've done to benefit him, other than being this company's main event star and making him tons of money by just showing up to events like this. He'd love his favorite lackey, you, to win the title because he thinks you'd just hand it right back to him. Not only do you not check your facts, you just outright lie to yourself. All you've ever been is Johnny's lackey and that's all you will EVER be. I can see you trying to put that light on me, but as Bliss said, I like to bring up history and right now I have autographs to sign, or else I'd name every Thursday Night Takedown and pay per view you attacked someone for Johnny, or hell, got him Starbucks. It's amazing within the small amount of match talk that you have, that you still have the time to sound like a complete moron. Your era will not come to be and it will never come to be at the cost of me, Drake. We've played games long enough and the truth is you're coming up to a place where I live, the main event, and you're coming to a place where I thrive, the spotlight. Your ego has you looking down on me as a push over, fuck that, you're going to see what you are really getting at Road 2 Glory, motherfucker, you're getting the MPW World Champion and you're getting what can only be described as a disembodiment, I come to claim what is mine in this business, and, is forever.
Ash: Don't worry about having your head in the game, because I'm about to kick it off your shoulders. Oh, and be happy you come out to Chalk Outline, because that's the only impression you're going to leave, is the one you leave in the mat when I bring you down with the Adios Motherfucker. The world will have to wait for the age of arrogance.....and just live happily, in the age....of competence.....adios....motherfucker.
Ash walks off camera and the camera goes over to the actor playing "Drake" who is left speechless until the camera fades to ...
-Black-