Post by Adam Steele on Mar 7, 2013 16:51:02 GMT -5
The two Steele brothers stand nose to nose staring straight into the eyes of one another with killer intent. The tension in the room is almost visible as the both men take a fighting stance.
Adam: You ready little brother?
Matt: Give me your best shot!!!
With a sudden roar they spring into motion each throwing a fist out in front of the other
Adam: Bro I told you, that I'd do rock then you do scissor!!!
Matt: But I want to do rock!!!
Adam: OK then I do paper!
They spring into motion again Adam this time presenting a open hand and Matt doing a scissor with his fingers...
Adam: This is stupid, lets just decide on something we both wanna watch!!!
Matt: but I... oh well ok.
They sit down both looking thoughtful. Adam rubbing his chin and Matt his head, then suddenly they both light up and look at each other
Adam: BOOBIES!!!!
Matt: BOOBIES!!!!
Both grin and gestures in front of their chest as they jump over the back of the couch and in front of the TV starting up a video of The Super Shiny Tiger Twins
Matt: BOUNCY!!!! BOUNCY!!!!
Adam: True that, bro...
For a while they both just sit and stare at the screen, then Adam breaks the silence
Adam: We should invite them over some day...
Matt: you mean like a play date?
Adam: I wouldn't mind playing doctor with Cami
Matt: and I want to play Hungry Hungry Hippos with Emi
Sighing Adam puts a hand on his brothers shoulder
Adam: What about strip poker instead?
Matt: Ti hi!!! Poke her, bro I barely know her
Matt blushes and looks away, Adam looks like he wants to explain, but ends up just smiling and shaking his head.
Adam: Well bro lets hit the hay, we have a big day tomorrow, we gonna win gold and if we are lucky the girls as well
Matt: You think?
Adam: Yup now remember to brush your teeth, but do not over do it, you cant get them super shiny by brushing all night
Matt: OK OK
He walks out of the room Adam stares after him waiting for him to be out of sight, before pulling out a bottle of head polish and starts rubbing it on his head.
Later that night Adam is in his bed sleeping soundly and dreaming of next day's match....
…Cami James is sitting cuffed to a chair in a dark room, so rounded by the Age of Arrogance and The New England Nightmares, all four closing in on her, while talking about how its their time to shine and how they will change MPW. Cami is in obvious pain as she cant cover her ears, she is screaming out “Please stop!!! Its so boring!!!!”, but the four men continue the torture.
As they are closing in on her, she cries out for help and out of nowhere, dressed in a sharp camouflage tuxedo, Adam steps in front of her.
Adam: The name is Steele, Adam Steele, but you can call me baby, baby
Cami sighs in relief as the four men stare first at Adam and then at each other, then back at Adam before answering “OK Baby!”
Adam: No you cant call me baby, she can call me baby, you get that? Now play nice and back down!!!
The Dixie Chick starts to sing: I'm not ready get make nice I'm not ready to back down, I'm still mad as hell...
Adam: Well then we will do this the hard way...
Chris the Cable guy: So you don't want basic cable?
Adam: No!!!
He charges them all grabbing the Dixie Chicks guitar and knocking him out along with the Cable guy. He then grabs Top Gun and sends him flying into the Taco stand of Turkey on Rye.
As all the bad guys are taken out, he frees Cami and puts a ring on her finger. Cami smiles at him with adoring eyes and pulls him in for a kiss. Just then out of nowhere Emi and Matt break in between the two staring at the ring and with a manic grin both shouting “OHHH SHINY!!!!!”
He wakes up and stares at the ceiling
Adam: Damn bro!!!!
Further down the hall Matt is also sleeping in his new Super Shiny Tiger Twins pajamas and also dreaming of the future....
… He comes walking through the door to his house, where Emi greats him wearing an apron
Emi: Hello Super Duper husband, how was your day?
Matt: It was super, Super Bouncy Boobie wife, but if you would jump up and down for me it would be even better
He smiles at Emi, who grins back and takes of the apron revealing a shiny tight outfit
Emi: OK Super Duper husband
She is just about to start to jump up and down as the doorbell rings
Matt: Who could that be?
He walks over and opens the door and Top Gun steps in
Top Gun: I am doing a new movie and I want your bouncy boobies to be part of it, but first I'll have to see them
Swiftly Matt moves in front of Emi, who is about to starts jumping once again
Matt: No you cant get these Super Shiny Bouncy Boobies, they are mine!!!!.... Erm hers.... erm ours!!! Get out!!!
He grabs Top Gun and sends him flying out of the window.
Matt: Now back to bouncing!!!
Again they are interrupted by the door bell and Matt goes to open the door. This time Turkey on Rye walks in holding a taco in his hand..
Turkey on Rye: You wanna taste my taco?
Snatching the taco Matt throws him out
Matt: Now its my taco!!!.... Cool now I have dinner and a show
He turns toward Emi, who gets ready to jump, but once again someones at the door. Matt opens and Chris the Cable guy walks in
Chris the Cable guy: I am here to install cable so you can watch bouncing boobies
Matt: But I got real bouncing boobies
Chris the Cable guy: Well but I have got this, which you'll never get without my cable
He opens the door and the Dixie Chick walks in with two shiny belts and a guitar
Emi: SHINY!!!
Matt: SHINY!!!
Dixie Chick: I will sing you a song wearing my shiny belt
Matt: NO!!!
Emi: NO!!!
They jump the two men and trow them out keeping the belts and ending in a tug war
Emi: My shinies!!!!
Matt: No mine!!!
Just then he wakes up with sweat dripping down his face and screaming
Matt: BOOOOBBBBBBIIIIIIEEEEESSSS!!!!
The next morning both Steele brothers are getting ready for the nights event, packing up their wrestling gear in an old pickup truck.
Adam: You know bro, I dreamed of Cami last night....
Matt: I dreamed of Emi... but I never got to the boobies, everyone kept interrupting
Adam: Yeah same here... funny its like real life, those Age guys along with the Patriots are in the way of both our belts and girls
Matt: Yeah I know, we need to take them out to get to the boobies
Adam: Remember we both want the titles and the boobies, Cami and Emi will want the titles too, so we might have to wrestle with them
They both get a dreamy look on their faces as they imagine wrestling the girls, then they stare at each other before jumping into the truck and speed off
Matt: We gonna touch BOOOOBBBBBBIIIIEEEESSSSS!!!!!
Adam: You ready little brother?
Matt: Give me your best shot!!!
With a sudden roar they spring into motion each throwing a fist out in front of the other
Adam: Bro I told you, that I'd do rock then you do scissor!!!
Matt: But I want to do rock!!!
Adam: OK then I do paper!
They spring into motion again Adam this time presenting a open hand and Matt doing a scissor with his fingers...
Adam: This is stupid, lets just decide on something we both wanna watch!!!
Matt: but I... oh well ok.
They sit down both looking thoughtful. Adam rubbing his chin and Matt his head, then suddenly they both light up and look at each other
Adam: BOOBIES!!!!
Matt: BOOBIES!!!!
Both grin and gestures in front of their chest as they jump over the back of the couch and in front of the TV starting up a video of The Super Shiny Tiger Twins
Matt: BOUNCY!!!! BOUNCY!!!!
Adam: True that, bro...
For a while they both just sit and stare at the screen, then Adam breaks the silence
Adam: We should invite them over some day...
Matt: you mean like a play date?
Adam: I wouldn't mind playing doctor with Cami
Matt: and I want to play Hungry Hungry Hippos with Emi
Sighing Adam puts a hand on his brothers shoulder
Adam: What about strip poker instead?
Matt: Ti hi!!! Poke her, bro I barely know her
Matt blushes and looks away, Adam looks like he wants to explain, but ends up just smiling and shaking his head.
Adam: Well bro lets hit the hay, we have a big day tomorrow, we gonna win gold and if we are lucky the girls as well
Matt: You think?
Adam: Yup now remember to brush your teeth, but do not over do it, you cant get them super shiny by brushing all night
Matt: OK OK
He walks out of the room Adam stares after him waiting for him to be out of sight, before pulling out a bottle of head polish and starts rubbing it on his head.
Later that night Adam is in his bed sleeping soundly and dreaming of next day's match....
…Cami James is sitting cuffed to a chair in a dark room, so rounded by the Age of Arrogance and The New England Nightmares, all four closing in on her, while talking about how its their time to shine and how they will change MPW. Cami is in obvious pain as she cant cover her ears, she is screaming out “Please stop!!! Its so boring!!!!”, but the four men continue the torture.
As they are closing in on her, she cries out for help and out of nowhere, dressed in a sharp camouflage tuxedo, Adam steps in front of her.
Adam: The name is Steele, Adam Steele, but you can call me baby, baby
Cami sighs in relief as the four men stare first at Adam and then at each other, then back at Adam before answering “OK Baby!”
Adam: No you cant call me baby, she can call me baby, you get that? Now play nice and back down!!!
The Dixie Chick starts to sing: I'm not ready get make nice I'm not ready to back down, I'm still mad as hell...
Adam: Well then we will do this the hard way...
Chris the Cable guy: So you don't want basic cable?
Adam: No!!!
He charges them all grabbing the Dixie Chicks guitar and knocking him out along with the Cable guy. He then grabs Top Gun and sends him flying into the Taco stand of Turkey on Rye.
As all the bad guys are taken out, he frees Cami and puts a ring on her finger. Cami smiles at him with adoring eyes and pulls him in for a kiss. Just then out of nowhere Emi and Matt break in between the two staring at the ring and with a manic grin both shouting “OHHH SHINY!!!!!”
He wakes up and stares at the ceiling
Adam: Damn bro!!!!
Further down the hall Matt is also sleeping in his new Super Shiny Tiger Twins pajamas and also dreaming of the future....
… He comes walking through the door to his house, where Emi greats him wearing an apron
Emi: Hello Super Duper husband, how was your day?
Matt: It was super, Super Bouncy Boobie wife, but if you would jump up and down for me it would be even better
He smiles at Emi, who grins back and takes of the apron revealing a shiny tight outfit
Emi: OK Super Duper husband
She is just about to start to jump up and down as the doorbell rings
Matt: Who could that be?
He walks over and opens the door and Top Gun steps in
Top Gun: I am doing a new movie and I want your bouncy boobies to be part of it, but first I'll have to see them
Swiftly Matt moves in front of Emi, who is about to starts jumping once again
Matt: No you cant get these Super Shiny Bouncy Boobies, they are mine!!!!.... Erm hers.... erm ours!!! Get out!!!
He grabs Top Gun and sends him flying out of the window.
Matt: Now back to bouncing!!!
Again they are interrupted by the door bell and Matt goes to open the door. This time Turkey on Rye walks in holding a taco in his hand..
Turkey on Rye: You wanna taste my taco?
Snatching the taco Matt throws him out
Matt: Now its my taco!!!.... Cool now I have dinner and a show
He turns toward Emi, who gets ready to jump, but once again someones at the door. Matt opens and Chris the Cable guy walks in
Chris the Cable guy: I am here to install cable so you can watch bouncing boobies
Matt: But I got real bouncing boobies
Chris the Cable guy: Well but I have got this, which you'll never get without my cable
He opens the door and the Dixie Chick walks in with two shiny belts and a guitar
Emi: SHINY!!!
Matt: SHINY!!!
Dixie Chick: I will sing you a song wearing my shiny belt
Matt: NO!!!
Emi: NO!!!
They jump the two men and trow them out keeping the belts and ending in a tug war
Emi: My shinies!!!!
Matt: No mine!!!
Just then he wakes up with sweat dripping down his face and screaming
Matt: BOOOOBBBBBBIIIIIIEEEEESSSS!!!!
The next morning both Steele brothers are getting ready for the nights event, packing up their wrestling gear in an old pickup truck.
Adam: You know bro, I dreamed of Cami last night....
Matt: I dreamed of Emi... but I never got to the boobies, everyone kept interrupting
Adam: Yeah same here... funny its like real life, those Age guys along with the Patriots are in the way of both our belts and girls
Matt: Yeah I know, we need to take them out to get to the boobies
Adam: Remember we both want the titles and the boobies, Cami and Emi will want the titles too, so we might have to wrestle with them
They both get a dreamy look on their faces as they imagine wrestling the girls, then they stare at each other before jumping into the truck and speed off
Matt: We gonna touch BOOOOBBBBBBIIIIEEEESSSSS!!!!!
