Hardcore Girl on Girl

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::Myra stands up and looks around her as she is all alone in her locker room. She feels her nose as her face cringes::

Myra Pwnage: Ouch. He didn't have to hit me that hard. I would have willingly left the ring on my own power and got counted out! Those Arrogance guys are scary..

::The bathroom door flies open as Luann comes walking out spraying inside of it and holding her stomach::

Luann Bratwurst: Oh wammy! I shouldn't have had all those chimmychangas! Oh hey look who's finally awake. Little Miss Softy!

Myra Pwnage: Did you bring me here Luann?

Luann Bratwurst: Did I bring you here? Hell no, the medical staff dumped you off to me after Chris Cable's elbow knocked you out cold. I had some sex to make with

Cage after he won HIS match so I told them to just drop ya here and I would check later. Now how ya feelin sweet pea? Want me to punch your nose again to realign it?

Myra Pwnage: No.. no really it's okay.

Luann Bratwurst: Whatever you say sis. **BELCH**

::Myra sits back down on to the couch and pulls the bandage off her nose slowly::

Luann Bratwurst: That's a nasty bruise you got there

Myra Pwnage: I don't know why they singled me out! I have nothing to do with them! I almost won too

Luann Bratwurst: It's alright you can prove yourself this week.

Myra Pwnage: This week?

::Myra springs up::

Myra Pwnage: I have a match this week!?

Luann Bratwurst: Yeah don't you check your damn email? Jimmy Fatal. You guys are taking part in this X-Core Tournament

Myra Pwnage: X-Core? What is that?

Luann Bratwurst: It's like Hardcore. I don't know google it! Just know if you win you gotta wrestle Cager!

Myra Pwnage: MEEP! I am so happy I have a match again! Oh Boy! That means they like me here! And don't worry me and Cage will have a great match and I know he wont

ambush me after like those other assholes!

Luann Bratwurst: Woe! Easy that's the first time I ever heard you curse you little slut you!

Myra Pwnage: Oh man I gotta prepare. I gotta train! This is a big match! I can advance in this tournament. I have to watch some of Jimmy Fatal's matches!

Luann Bratwurst: He used to Whoop that Dynamo Crunch boy all around. I gotta go meet Cager for some White Castle and some Day Sex so you take care of that nose and

Ill be back later with some beers!

::Myra's face gives a fake smile as Luann leaves and farts on her way out::

Myra Pwnage: Ewww beer. Anyway let's look up what this Hardcore stuff is

::Myra walks over to a table in the corner and opens up a laptop. She clicks it awake from hibernation and cliks the Firefox icon. Google homepage pops up and she

types in "Hardcore"::

Myra Pwnage: Hmm let's see here.

::The first one says "HARDCORE GIRL ON GIRL!"::

Myra Pwnage: Oh Hardcore girl on girl! That must be from Shimmer! I bet it's brutal. Let's see!

::The screen loads as moaning and groaning is heard. Finally a porn screen loads on and Myra's eyes widen as she is taken back::

Myra Pwnage: OH MY GOSH!!! NO! GET IT OFF MY SCREEN! EWWWWIESSSSS

::Myra x's out of the web page but more pop ups of females pleasuring themselves sit in the background. She closes them as more pop up and she just turns the laptop

off. Myra is sweating and panicking::

Myra Pwnage: There is NO WAY I am doing that in the ring! NO WAY!

::Myra walks outside the locker room and runs in to Bob Herman::

Myra Pwnage: Oh sorry didn't see you there. Woee Bob Herman!

Bob Herman: Heya sweetie. WOO look at that nose!

Myra Pwnage: I know.. it's awful.

Bob Herman: You look shaken up. Still worried about AOA?

Myra Pwnage: No... umm I just don't want to do what I have to do this week..

Bob Herman: What face Jimmy Fatal? Nah listen honey, you will be fine. Just keep a pair of brass knuckls in your tights works every time WOOOOOOO

Myra Pwnage: I am just shy and well... haven't really been with many men before. Actually only one and onle for a few seconds. I just don't think doing that in front

of people is the right career move. I mean I can see someone like Laura or Biguns doing it but...

Bob Herman: Woe Woe Woe! What on earth are you talking about! That is certainly not what X-Core is here in MPW! Listen. Come with me sweetie. I will tell you all

about the X-Core and show you the matches that have already taken place.

Myra Pwnage: OH. That's a relief.

::Myra and Bob start walking down the hall to the video room::

Myra Pwnage: You smell like my grandpa. Do you have any caramel candies?

::Bob reaches in to his pocket and hands Myra one::

Bob Herman: WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

::The scene fades::