Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2013 14:54:03 GMT -5
*** Live at an MPW house show event, in between matches, the arena lights suddenly go out as a golden spotlight shines down on the entrance ramp. “Bedroom Eyes” by Yngwie Malmsteen plays over the PA system, as golden confetti begins to drop from the ceiling over the fans below. The jumbotron comes to life with the word “$Playboy$” in golden script, followed by a close up shot of the MPW TV Title. Various images of Tyler in different poses are now shown, as he shows off the title belt.
Tyler now emerges from the back, amid a mixed reaction from the crowd. He has several beautiful ladies on either side of him, all dressed for an expensive night on the town. Tyler wears a jet black suit, with a red rose lapel pin. He has the TV Title slung over his left shoulder, as he smiles and waves to the fans in attendance. Around the ring, we can see not only an MPW camera crew, but several others from various news agencies from TV and the internet. Tyler and the lovely ladies slowly make their way down the aisle to ringside and climb inside. Tyler is handed a mic, and as the lights rise to full, the music fades with the confetti no longer falling from the sky. [/i] ***
{Tyler Rose}:[/b] Welcome to the NEW era in the life of the MPW Television champion! The life of the TV champion is one that looks to every opportunity to showcase his talents before the camera, and there is no time like the present. Past holders of this belt have not done it justice, but that’s not going to be me. That’s why I have invited these camera crews down here tonight. I wanted to let the world see what a true champion looks like. (Tyler grins as the fans offer a mixed reaction to that statement)[/i]
You haven’t seen me on television in a bit because I’ve been holding a private celebration over my victory, but now I’m ready for the world to see championship material in all of its glory. I’m going to be making a Television tour over the next several weeks all over the globe. We’re going to be spreading the MPW banner far and wide, as I represent the company like none before it. Through the internet, I will place myself in the homes of millions across the globe. People will come to the MPW website, to see what the MPW is all about, and they too will become fans of the product. This my friends, is the life of a champion – the Television champion.
Now I feel I can’t really move forward without first addressing Jason X, the little troll who continues to whine and cry like an invalid school girl about me being put in the match for this title. The truth of the matter is simple. Cutting corners is fine with me; I’ll do whatever I have to, to secure a victory. But when you get caught with your hand in the cookie jar, don’t be damn dick! Man up, and let the world see what you’re really made of. Everyone knows you pulled my tights at our match at TNT on February 21’st. You got caught, and you’re pissed, I get it. But whining about how I didn’t deserve to be in the match at the PPV… c’mon! When you play with fire, there is always a chance of getting burned. Your dumb ass got burned! Man up! But just so everyone can have the full picture of what’s going on here, let’s look at the footage again shall we?
*** Tyler motions to the Jumbotron with a grin, as the screen now comes to life showing the latter part of the TV Title match on TNT from the 21’st of February.
[Tyler gets the upper hand and clothesline Jason down. He goes for the pin]
1…..2….
[Jason kicks out as Tyler jumps up and yells at the referee. From behind Jason rolls Tyler up and grabs the tights!]
1…..2…..3!
[The fans boo as Jason slides out of the ring and grabs his title belt.
Thomas Simon: Tyler Rose was just robbed of his title shot!
[Going Under by Evanescence hits as Laura Tavares walks out on to the stage in a business suit.]
Laura Tavares: boys when are we going to learn to play nice. Jason you sure have weaseled your way out of this one but that isn't the end. You will not only defend your TV title against Shaun Cross at Road to Glory… IT will now be a triple threat with Shaun and Tyler! Muah
[Laura blows them a kiss as she walks backstage. Jason grabs his hair in shock as Tyler smiles in the ring]
The screen fades to black and we’re not back to Tyler. The fans are offering a mixed reaction to what they just watched.[/i] ***
{Tyler Rose}:[/b] There we have it. You took the easy road, got caught… and are now making a total ass of yourself on national TV because of it. (chuckles)[/i] If you’re going to break the rules to win, make sure you don’t get caught. But if you do, making yourself out to look like an ass isn’t the way to go. Now none is going to take you serious, and they certainly won’t believe anything that spews from your lips.
But enough about that loser. This week I have another to deal with, one Gabriel Griffen. Someone who calls himself the “Frat Boy”, to which I must confess, I can somewhat relate to that moniker. My take is that you like women, booze and sex, 3 things that are definitely on the top of my list of priorities. But those things are not going to help you in our match this week on TNT. You’re still on school, and this week I’m the professor. I’m going to show you and the rest of the world how to get the job done.
I’m sure you’re aware that most of the roster had written me off as every becoming a champion. They were saying to themselves that when you put an adult film career as top priority in your life, there’s no way that you can rise up and claim championship gold. What did I do? I proved them wrong! I showed the world that I have what it takes to not only conquer the adult entertainment world, but the wrestling world as well.
Our match isn’t going to be a frat party, and it’s not going to be pretty. As champion I have to show the world why I hold the belt, and you are my first example to that. Whether you come to the match sober or drunk, the outcome will remain the same. I will win, I will win big, and I will send you home wondering what the hell went wrong.
This match isn’t rocket science, far from it. And though it’s not a title defense I’m treating it as such. The previous holders of this belt did not do it justice, but I’m going to break the mold, beginning with your Gabriel. Some of life’s best lessons are learned the hard way, and on TNT school will be in session in the ring. Let this be a message to anyone and everyone who thinks that my winning the gold was nothing more than a fluke.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to my TV tour. I have an interview with Roger T. Pipe from rogsreviews.com. Looks like being a porn star and also holding wrestling gold is quite newsworthy in the adult entertainment world, and Roger wants to do an entire piece on my career. I’ve done an interview with him before about my adult career, but this time it’s all about wrestling and the MPW. Yes, MPW management… you can thank me for the publicity later. Ciao!
*** Tyler grins and waves to the fans as his music begins to play over the PA system, those in attendance giving another mixed reaction to him. He drops the mic in the ring, and exits with his lovely ladies on either side, making their way up the aisle to the back.[/i] ***
Tyler now emerges from the back, amid a mixed reaction from the crowd. He has several beautiful ladies on either side of him, all dressed for an expensive night on the town. Tyler wears a jet black suit, with a red rose lapel pin. He has the TV Title slung over his left shoulder, as he smiles and waves to the fans in attendance. Around the ring, we can see not only an MPW camera crew, but several others from various news agencies from TV and the internet. Tyler and the lovely ladies slowly make their way down the aisle to ringside and climb inside. Tyler is handed a mic, and as the lights rise to full, the music fades with the confetti no longer falling from the sky. [/i] ***
{Tyler Rose}:[/b] Welcome to the NEW era in the life of the MPW Television champion! The life of the TV champion is one that looks to every opportunity to showcase his talents before the camera, and there is no time like the present. Past holders of this belt have not done it justice, but that’s not going to be me. That’s why I have invited these camera crews down here tonight. I wanted to let the world see what a true champion looks like. (Tyler grins as the fans offer a mixed reaction to that statement)[/i]
You haven’t seen me on television in a bit because I’ve been holding a private celebration over my victory, but now I’m ready for the world to see championship material in all of its glory. I’m going to be making a Television tour over the next several weeks all over the globe. We’re going to be spreading the MPW banner far and wide, as I represent the company like none before it. Through the internet, I will place myself in the homes of millions across the globe. People will come to the MPW website, to see what the MPW is all about, and they too will become fans of the product. This my friends, is the life of a champion – the Television champion.
Now I feel I can’t really move forward without first addressing Jason X, the little troll who continues to whine and cry like an invalid school girl about me being put in the match for this title. The truth of the matter is simple. Cutting corners is fine with me; I’ll do whatever I have to, to secure a victory. But when you get caught with your hand in the cookie jar, don’t be damn dick! Man up, and let the world see what you’re really made of. Everyone knows you pulled my tights at our match at TNT on February 21’st. You got caught, and you’re pissed, I get it. But whining about how I didn’t deserve to be in the match at the PPV… c’mon! When you play with fire, there is always a chance of getting burned. Your dumb ass got burned! Man up! But just so everyone can have the full picture of what’s going on here, let’s look at the footage again shall we?
*** Tyler motions to the Jumbotron with a grin, as the screen now comes to life showing the latter part of the TV Title match on TNT from the 21’st of February.
[Tyler gets the upper hand and clothesline Jason down. He goes for the pin]
1…..2….
[Jason kicks out as Tyler jumps up and yells at the referee. From behind Jason rolls Tyler up and grabs the tights!]
1…..2…..3!
[The fans boo as Jason slides out of the ring and grabs his title belt.
Thomas Simon: Tyler Rose was just robbed of his title shot!
[Going Under by Evanescence hits as Laura Tavares walks out on to the stage in a business suit.]
Laura Tavares: boys when are we going to learn to play nice. Jason you sure have weaseled your way out of this one but that isn't the end. You will not only defend your TV title against Shaun Cross at Road to Glory… IT will now be a triple threat with Shaun and Tyler! Muah
[Laura blows them a kiss as she walks backstage. Jason grabs his hair in shock as Tyler smiles in the ring]
The screen fades to black and we’re not back to Tyler. The fans are offering a mixed reaction to what they just watched.[/i] ***
{Tyler Rose}:[/b] There we have it. You took the easy road, got caught… and are now making a total ass of yourself on national TV because of it. (chuckles)[/i] If you’re going to break the rules to win, make sure you don’t get caught. But if you do, making yourself out to look like an ass isn’t the way to go. Now none is going to take you serious, and they certainly won’t believe anything that spews from your lips.
But enough about that loser. This week I have another to deal with, one Gabriel Griffen. Someone who calls himself the “Frat Boy”, to which I must confess, I can somewhat relate to that moniker. My take is that you like women, booze and sex, 3 things that are definitely on the top of my list of priorities. But those things are not going to help you in our match this week on TNT. You’re still on school, and this week I’m the professor. I’m going to show you and the rest of the world how to get the job done.
I’m sure you’re aware that most of the roster had written me off as every becoming a champion. They were saying to themselves that when you put an adult film career as top priority in your life, there’s no way that you can rise up and claim championship gold. What did I do? I proved them wrong! I showed the world that I have what it takes to not only conquer the adult entertainment world, but the wrestling world as well.
Our match isn’t going to be a frat party, and it’s not going to be pretty. As champion I have to show the world why I hold the belt, and you are my first example to that. Whether you come to the match sober or drunk, the outcome will remain the same. I will win, I will win big, and I will send you home wondering what the hell went wrong.
This match isn’t rocket science, far from it. And though it’s not a title defense I’m treating it as such. The previous holders of this belt did not do it justice, but I’m going to break the mold, beginning with your Gabriel. Some of life’s best lessons are learned the hard way, and on TNT school will be in session in the ring. Let this be a message to anyone and everyone who thinks that my winning the gold was nothing more than a fluke.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to my TV tour. I have an interview with Roger T. Pipe from rogsreviews.com. Looks like being a porn star and also holding wrestling gold is quite newsworthy in the adult entertainment world, and Roger wants to do an entire piece on my career. I’ve done an interview with him before about my adult career, but this time it’s all about wrestling and the MPW. Yes, MPW management… you can thank me for the publicity later. Ciao!
*** Tyler grins and waves to the fans as his music begins to play over the PA system, those in attendance giving another mixed reaction to him. He drops the mic in the ring, and exits with his lovely ladies on either side, making their way up the aisle to the back.[/i] ***