Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2013 15:51:17 GMT -5
***The following is an MPW exclusive posted to MPW.com***
[Things begin with a shot of Jay Wyatt dressed in a cheap black suit with a white shirt and blue tie, the standard MPW TNT colors. His hair is neatly combed and he has a microphone in hand. He looks into the camera with an eager smile as he stands backstage at Unsanctioned n a hallway with white brick walls and a concrete floor. Various cases containing production equipment line the walls in the background.]
Jay: "MPW fans allow me to welcome you to this MPW Exclusive just hours before Unsanctioned here in beautiful Nashville, Tennessee. Just up the hall here is the locker room of the recently debuting Mike Savage. We hope to catch a few words from him regarding his debut match with Lucas King."
[Jay heads to his right as the camera follows him and moments later he stands outside of a door with a black and blue sign with a TNT logo and reading "Mike Savage". Jay politely knocks but the door does not open. Instead Jay receives a hushing sound and a few feminine giggles from the room as a response. He waits and knocks again this time longer and louder. The response is a frustrated sigh and a few hushed words. The door clicks open and four women dressed in tight, revealing party clothes walk out giggling and holding their high heeled shoes in their hands. Jay stands on the side with his eyes wide as a blonde, a redhead and a brunette quickly walk past him. He's still in awe of the women when Mike Savage steps up next to him wearing no shirt, black track pants and black and red Nike running shoes. He watches the women walk away fro a moment more before putting both hands on his hips and looking at Jay with a sideways glance and a raised eyebrow. Mike clears his throat a few times to get Jay's attention but it doesn't work. Then he looks at the camera, shakes his head and takes a deep breath.]
Mike Savage: "WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"
[Scared from his stupor, Jay stutters and flinches at the sound of Mike's shout. He quickly collects himself and begins the business he came to do in the beginning. He clears his throat and begins the interview.]
Jay: "Sorry, Mr. savage. I'm here to get a few words from you about your dark match with Lucas King."
[Mike wipes his hand down his face and sighs quietly. He looks at Jay in complete seriousness.]
Mike Savage: "I'm going to be honest, Jay. I'm scared of my debut. I mean look who I got for an opponent! It's Lucas King! That is a man with no prior wrestling experience, no distinguishing look, sounds boring as fuck and from what I've heard just got out of prison! I'm screwed!"
Jay: "Sounds like you're selling yourself short."
Mike Savage: *Facepalm* "That was sarcasm you moron."
Jay: * Embarrassed* "Oh....yeah.....right. Uhm...Lucas King recently took the time for an interview with Tasha Jordan and had a few words to say bout you and your name."
Mike Savage: *Let's out a single loud laugh* "Let me stop you there....uh.....uh....Ray?"
Jay: "It's Jay."
Mike Savage: "That's what I thought. Look, Ray, I saw Lucas' little interview, if you can call it that, and to be honest I started to fall asleep with all that tlaking about how he's eager to be in his first match and how he never half asses anything he does. You know what kept me awake?"
Jay: "Uhm..."
Mike Savage: "The reeking smell of pure, unfiltered bullshit that came off of every word that Lucas said. It was kinda like he actually ate some just before he went on the air. Or maybe that was the lingering smell of prison food. I'm not sure on that one right there. What I am sure on though is that if Lucas was the 'not half-asser' he said he was he would have done a little research or at least seen what I looked like. How's he going to know I am who I am when I'm in the ring when he doesn't know what i look like? Think of how many blonde haired men with a great build, a chiseled chin and perfectly done, perfectly placed tattoos there are in the world. Ok well, I'm the only one but still! *Looks into the camera and points* Do your research Louey. It's good for ya!"
Jay: "Now Lucas also commented on your name saying, and I quote, 'I'm hoping, for his sake, that the Savage part is made up and that's not his actual name. Then again if it is made up that is a terrible attempt at trying to intimidate anyone or come off as bad ass. All I can take from his name is that this guy is a reject. But like I said it's hard to go off just a name.' Any response?"
Mike Savage: *Shakes his head* "See, how can I compete with that level of intelligence? I mean he really got me with that one. He referred to me as a reject. A word that one of MPW's champions uses as a nickname. Tell me something Ray..."
Jay: "Jay..."
Mike Savage: "WHATEVER! Tell me, did those women appear to be rejecting me?"
Jay: "No."
Mike Savage: "EXACTLY! BAM! Point proven.Now, as far as my name goes I would say Prince Louey should be more concerned with, how'd he put it? The 'Savage part'?"
Jay: "Yes. Why should he?"
Mike Savage: "Because, Ray, not only am I SAVAGE on the mic, I'm SAVAGE in the ring! Wow...that sounded a lot better in my head. Anyway, Lucifer shouldn't be worried about people's names for they can be misleading. I mean, Lou is obviously no king. He's more like a court jester. Actually no...that's an insult to clowns. He's kinda like that dirty guy you see in movies sitting outside the castle that gets shit on by a horse and then dragged off to the dungeon. Yes. That was another prison joke. Had to clarify just in case he's never read a book and doesn't know what a dungeon is."
Jay: "Ok. The show is starting soon so one more question."
Mike Savage: "Good. You're boring me here Ray."
Jay: "It's Jay."
Mike Savage: "That's what I said."
Jay: "How are you preparing for your match tonight?"
Mike Savage: "Well, fist I'm going to go take a nap. Then I'm going to wake up ten minutes before bell time, put on my gear, drink a red Amp, wait for my absolutely AWESOME music to hit and then I'm going to walk out through that curtain, get in the ring and then slap Lucas around like he was that time he dropped the soap and tried to get away from Big Black Bob in the shower room."
Jay: *Looking grossed out by the thought of that* "Uhm....thanks for your time, Mike."
Mike Savage: "You just thought about that didn't you you little weirdo? That's sick."
[Savage turns and walks back into his locker room, slamming the door behind him. Looking embarrassed, Jay becomes flustered and hurriedly has the cameraman stop filming.]
[Things begin with a shot of Jay Wyatt dressed in a cheap black suit with a white shirt and blue tie, the standard MPW TNT colors. His hair is neatly combed and he has a microphone in hand. He looks into the camera with an eager smile as he stands backstage at Unsanctioned n a hallway with white brick walls and a concrete floor. Various cases containing production equipment line the walls in the background.]
Jay: "MPW fans allow me to welcome you to this MPW Exclusive just hours before Unsanctioned here in beautiful Nashville, Tennessee. Just up the hall here is the locker room of the recently debuting Mike Savage. We hope to catch a few words from him regarding his debut match with Lucas King."
[Jay heads to his right as the camera follows him and moments later he stands outside of a door with a black and blue sign with a TNT logo and reading "Mike Savage". Jay politely knocks but the door does not open. Instead Jay receives a hushing sound and a few feminine giggles from the room as a response. He waits and knocks again this time longer and louder. The response is a frustrated sigh and a few hushed words. The door clicks open and four women dressed in tight, revealing party clothes walk out giggling and holding their high heeled shoes in their hands. Jay stands on the side with his eyes wide as a blonde, a redhead and a brunette quickly walk past him. He's still in awe of the women when Mike Savage steps up next to him wearing no shirt, black track pants and black and red Nike running shoes. He watches the women walk away fro a moment more before putting both hands on his hips and looking at Jay with a sideways glance and a raised eyebrow. Mike clears his throat a few times to get Jay's attention but it doesn't work. Then he looks at the camera, shakes his head and takes a deep breath.]
Mike Savage: "WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"
[Scared from his stupor, Jay stutters and flinches at the sound of Mike's shout. He quickly collects himself and begins the business he came to do in the beginning. He clears his throat and begins the interview.]
Jay: "Sorry, Mr. savage. I'm here to get a few words from you about your dark match with Lucas King."
[Mike wipes his hand down his face and sighs quietly. He looks at Jay in complete seriousness.]
Mike Savage: "I'm going to be honest, Jay. I'm scared of my debut. I mean look who I got for an opponent! It's Lucas King! That is a man with no prior wrestling experience, no distinguishing look, sounds boring as fuck and from what I've heard just got out of prison! I'm screwed!"
Jay: "Sounds like you're selling yourself short."
Mike Savage: *Facepalm* "That was sarcasm you moron."
Jay: * Embarrassed* "Oh....yeah.....right. Uhm...Lucas King recently took the time for an interview with Tasha Jordan and had a few words to say bout you and your name."
Mike Savage: *Let's out a single loud laugh* "Let me stop you there....uh.....uh....Ray?"
Jay: "It's Jay."
Mike Savage: "That's what I thought. Look, Ray, I saw Lucas' little interview, if you can call it that, and to be honest I started to fall asleep with all that tlaking about how he's eager to be in his first match and how he never half asses anything he does. You know what kept me awake?"
Jay: "Uhm..."
Mike Savage: "The reeking smell of pure, unfiltered bullshit that came off of every word that Lucas said. It was kinda like he actually ate some just before he went on the air. Or maybe that was the lingering smell of prison food. I'm not sure on that one right there. What I am sure on though is that if Lucas was the 'not half-asser' he said he was he would have done a little research or at least seen what I looked like. How's he going to know I am who I am when I'm in the ring when he doesn't know what i look like? Think of how many blonde haired men with a great build, a chiseled chin and perfectly done, perfectly placed tattoos there are in the world. Ok well, I'm the only one but still! *Looks into the camera and points* Do your research Louey. It's good for ya!"
Jay: "Now Lucas also commented on your name saying, and I quote, 'I'm hoping, for his sake, that the Savage part is made up and that's not his actual name. Then again if it is made up that is a terrible attempt at trying to intimidate anyone or come off as bad ass. All I can take from his name is that this guy is a reject. But like I said it's hard to go off just a name.' Any response?"
Mike Savage: *Shakes his head* "See, how can I compete with that level of intelligence? I mean he really got me with that one. He referred to me as a reject. A word that one of MPW's champions uses as a nickname. Tell me something Ray..."
Jay: "Jay..."
Mike Savage: "WHATEVER! Tell me, did those women appear to be rejecting me?"
Jay: "No."
Mike Savage: "EXACTLY! BAM! Point proven.Now, as far as my name goes I would say Prince Louey should be more concerned with, how'd he put it? The 'Savage part'?"
Jay: "Yes. Why should he?"
Mike Savage: "Because, Ray, not only am I SAVAGE on the mic, I'm SAVAGE in the ring! Wow...that sounded a lot better in my head. Anyway, Lucifer shouldn't be worried about people's names for they can be misleading. I mean, Lou is obviously no king. He's more like a court jester. Actually no...that's an insult to clowns. He's kinda like that dirty guy you see in movies sitting outside the castle that gets shit on by a horse and then dragged off to the dungeon. Yes. That was another prison joke. Had to clarify just in case he's never read a book and doesn't know what a dungeon is."
Jay: "Ok. The show is starting soon so one more question."
Mike Savage: "Good. You're boring me here Ray."
Jay: "It's Jay."
Mike Savage: "That's what I said."
Jay: "How are you preparing for your match tonight?"
Mike Savage: "Well, fist I'm going to go take a nap. Then I'm going to wake up ten minutes before bell time, put on my gear, drink a red Amp, wait for my absolutely AWESOME music to hit and then I'm going to walk out through that curtain, get in the ring and then slap Lucas around like he was that time he dropped the soap and tried to get away from Big Black Bob in the shower room."
Jay: *Looking grossed out by the thought of that* "Uhm....thanks for your time, Mike."
Mike Savage: "You just thought about that didn't you you little weirdo? That's sick."
[Savage turns and walks back into his locker room, slamming the door behind him. Looking embarrassed, Jay becomes flustered and hurriedly has the cameraman stop filming.]