Post by camijames on Apr 10, 2013 12:14:08 GMT -5
[Much further down the cobble road, Cami, now wearing her shiny red converse boots, stops when she sees that Emi is looking up at something. She walks up, her brow furrowed and taps her on the shoulder.]
Emi: Shhhhh.....
Cami: What?
Emi: I thought I heard something...
[Kenji appears next, panting. He bends over, putting his elbows on his knees.]
Kenji: I really need to get back on that treadmill...
Emi: SHHHHH!
[She turns and puts a finger to her lips. Kenji rolls his eyes.]
Kenji: What's she playing at now?
[Cami shrugs.]
Emi: I thought I heard the sound of wings...
[Cami and Kenji look at each other confused. Then up ahead a black object in the sky gets bigger and bigger until it's revealed that it's a harpy with long blonde hair and pink highlights.]
Emi: Noooo...not another one!
Cami: It's not the same one as last time and I don't think it's a harpy...look at the ears...
[They all do look and see that the flying blond woman actually has the ears and tail of a chimpanzee. Emi starts to giggle. Then they see that the monkey is fighting someone with her paws.]
Cami: We have to save that person...
Emi: Super Shiny Tiger Twins!!
[Kenji rolls his eyes.]
Kenji: Here we go again.
[Cami and Emi both touch their charms and a blast of fire hits the monkey woman. She drops the man and she flies away making terrible hurtful noises. Cami and Emi run to where the fallen person is.]
Cami: Are you okay?
[The person, obviously a man, is wearing a strange outfit made of Tin. He lifts the visor and it's revealed that it's Kuk Killswitch.]
Cami: Kukky bear?
[Kuk looks up at her confused.]
'Kuk': I'm not a cooked anything, let alone a bear. I am Master Klein. I am a Copper man.
Emi: Wow there are sure a lot of doppelgangers of Kuk aren't there?
[Cami sighs.]
Master Klein: Thank you for saving me. That monkey wanted to make me into a kettle but I was too much for her to just carry off. Seems she's nesting after recently marrying.
Kenji: It's awful funny how the bad guys in Emi's fantasies are awfully candid...
[No one pays any attention to him.]
Master Klein: If only I could rid myself of this arrogance that plagues me then I would not do such foolish things and get myself caught in such simple traps.
[Cami smirks.]
Emi: Oh I know... maybe the Wizard of Vars can help you. That's where we're going...to go back home.
Master Klein: Wow...that seems almost too good to be true, do you really think he can lift this spell of evil that has brainwashed me into thinking I'm making a difference with my 'arrogance'?
[Cami has to turn to look at Kenji, she's holding in her laughter. Kenji is just shaking his head.]
Emi: I so think he can!
[Emi puts a hand through Master Klein's crooked arm and they start to skip down the road. Cami offers her arm to Kenji and he shakes his head.]
Kenji: I'm not skipping.
[Cami shrugs and starts to skip after the other two.]
[It isn't long before they come to a large orange house with columns and a large V on the front. Emi rubs her hands together.]
Emi: This must be it....
[The door opens and a familiar red head is seen. She's wearing cat ears. She waves at the group.]
Emi & Cami: Angel!!!!!
[Angel smiles and opens the door further to show a fur bikini top and matching bottoms, complete with fur boots and a long tail that twitches periodically.]
Angel: I don't know what kind of crazy dream this is but I'm going with it. Look... I'm a lion. Roar!
[She does a playful paw at the group before rolling her eyes.]
Emi: So that must mean that Gabey isn't far behind...
Angel: Oh...well...I dunno. I just kinda woke up in this really comfy awesome cat bed and then I heard normal people so I went to look. I guess you could come in and take a look around...maybe he's here...who knows!
[The group enter the house. Inside is mostly orange and blue themed. There are a couple servants wearing togas.]
Cami: Yup. Gabe definitely has to be here somewhere...
[One of the servants offers the group large glasses of amber liquid. Emi goes to take one and Kenji bats her hand away.]
Kenji: No drinking!
[She pouts. Cami smiles at the servant but declines as does Master Klein.]
Angel: I heard some of those weird little people talking about some Vars guy just now...
[Emi gets excited.]
Emi: That's him...the guy we came to see. The Wizard of Vars! Maybe he knows where Gabe is!
Angel: Well he's in the basement. Let's go!
[They start toward it and go down the stairs single file, most of the way down, a voice booms.]
"WHO DARES TO DISTURB MY PEACE!!?"
[Angel rolls her eyes. Kenji looks at her a minute.]
Kenji: Say now I know why this seems familiar it's like that movie...wizard of...
Angel: I'm not cowardly! Forget this...
[She barges past the group and moves further into the room. Suddenly the darkness is lit up by a glowing mascot. He has a big blue and orange 'V' on his sweater and he looks to be some kind of terrier dog.
Mascot: Who dares to disturb the peace of the Wizard of Vars?
[Emi pushes past the others to stand beside Angel, linking her arm with hers.]
Emi: We do...the Super Shiny Tiger Twins...Angel the bravest person I know, Master Klingon...
Master Klein: It's actually....
Emi: Whatevz....oh and Kenji too...
Kenji: Thanks for the special mention Emz...
Emi: We're all here to get your help Mr. Wizard... We need to get home...
[The Mascot stares at them a minute or two before talking.]
Mascot Wizard: If you truly desire to go home then you need to bring me back a couple items.
Cami: What kind of items?
Mascot Wizard: I need the mirror of the vainest person. The bandanna of a Mexican wannabe, and the sweat from a Cruzer pig.
Emi: You got a deal!
Cami, Angel & Kenji: EMI!!!
Mascot Wizard: Oh and one more thing too...they are all kind of under the spell of the nastiest fellow around these parts, the Dreaded Dick of the South. If you can remove the brainwashing spell from Mr.Vain, Wannabe & the Cruzer Pig then I will send you home...no problems!
Cami: Is that the only way you'll help us?
[The Mascot Wizard nodded it's head.]
Emi: Oh one last thing Mr. Wizard...we're looking for our friend Gabe...have you seen him?
[The Mascot shrugs.]
Mascot Wizard: I have not seen this man you speak of...this Gabe.
[Emi pouts.]
Cami: Uh thanks. I'm sure we'll find him on our own then. Come on guys...
Master Klein: Wait...I have a question to ask of you powerful wizard....I need to remove a different spell that was put on me. One that makes me take orders without question. I was able to withstand it today but I fear that it won't be long enough I am fully under it's intoxicating pull...
Mascot Wizard: The answer for that is and always will be right in front of you...all you have to do is look a little deeper and closer to your surroundings and who's in them...
Master Klein: I'm not exactly sure what that means?
Mascot Wizard: Part of the spell is not seeing the obvious. You'll get it...or maybe not... there isn't anything else I can do about that...but maybe you can redeem yourself by helping out the group with getting me those items...
Emi: We're on the case Mr. Wizard. Let's go gang!
[She starts up the stairs and everyone groans a little when she starts berating them at how slow their going.]
Emi: Come on slow pokes...we have stuff to collect!
To Be Continued!!!
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