Post by Kuk Killswitch on Apr 11, 2013 2:42:40 GMT -5
Why in the hell am I always put on the card like this? On the bottom of the fucking card. Facing guys that I am clearly better then. So, I am left off the card for two weeks and then magically I am put back on facing Shaun Cross. I mean, really? What kind of bullshit is that? We have some no life former Television Champion facing off against the hottest thing to come through MPW EVER!
As I stand listening to a Generic band play their set, my mind begins to wonder. Thoughts race through my head. Everything from Cami to the Age of Arrogance rushes through my head. I can see Cami's face, smiling and looking more beautiful then ever. Then I see the face of my comrades. Chris Cable, Andre Dixon, Bliss, and Drake Hunter all stand in my mind. Arrogance across each one of their faces.
The song ends as I am pulled back into reality. A usual place I would be in, I notice that the Security is some good friends of mine. I walk over to them and shake their hands.
Kuk Killswitch:"What's up guys?"
Security 1:"Nothing much Kuk. How you been man?"
Kuk Killswitch:"Same old, same old. Still wrestling and shit. Didn't know you guys were here. Thought y'all moved to Jersey?"
Security 1:"Who the fuck told you that? Cause they wrong."
Kuk Killswitch:"Well damn. Some other Security guys over at Chino's old place told me y'all were gone. I was pissed too. You guys were the best security I had back in the day when I used to sell out this place."
Security 1:"You're damn right! We still rip shit up and make the money doing this."
Suddenly, a brilliant idea pops into my noggin.
Kuk Killswitch:"Y'all mind if I hop up on stage? People know me here. My home town for God sakes."
Security 1:"Sure why the hell not! Gimme a second."
The Security Guard walks over to the stage and talks to the stage hand for a moment. They look over at me and I just nod. The guy nods back and I know my man can set it up. Eventually the Security Guard walks back and he shakes my hand again.
Security 1:"I just hope they don't boo you out of here. I know how you love to torment the damn crowds."
I laugh and then walk over to the stage. The stage hand is on the stage and he taps the microphone.
Stage Hand:"Ladies and Gentleman, please help me introduce. One of Ozone Park's own. MPW Wrestler and X-Core Champion, Kuk KILLLLSSWWIITTCHHH!!!!"
I walk up on stage and nod to the stage hand. He exits as I walk up to the microphone. The crowd is cheering me as some recognize who i am and others just know MPW. I grab the microphone from the stand and toss the stand aside. The crowd quiets down as I bring the microphone to my mouth.
Kuk Killswitch:"Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, young people, old people, and pissheads alike. My name.......is Kuk Killswitch."
The crowd cheers for me. Usually I would be boo'd. For once I don't mind the cheers.
Kuk Killswitch:"Now, if you follow up on me, Ozone Park, you would know that I am currently the reigning and defending MPW X-Core Champion."
There is some cheers again. I now remember why I hate crowd's. They never shut up when I want to speak. Everything is cheered. Betcha if I said "Diarrhea Shorts" they would go nuts. Idiots.
Kuk Killswitch:"this week in MPW I am facing a man known as 'the Samurai' Shaun Cross. What does this man have that makes him eligible to step in the ring with me? Nothing."
There is a few boos from the crowd. Guess they like Shaun Cross. Good!
Kuk Killswitch:"You see, Shaun Cross is nothing compared to me. Shaun Cross is nothing compared to AoA. Shaun Cross can not and will not stand in my path of destruction. I joined AoA for change. And so far, there is no fucking change happening. I joined AoA so I could rise on the card, but instead i have a match with Shaun Cross. A jobber compared to me. Complete and utter bullshit. This is fucking disgraceful!"
The crowd is half in half. Some boo, some cheer. Most are confused as to my drastic change in attitude. Fuck em all.
Kuk Killswitch:"I am here tonight to simply air my grievances. Because you see, they are afraid to give me a microphone and let me talk shit in their arena. No, everyone must follow suit. Fuck that shit! I will do what I want. That's the point of AoA. We do what we want, when we want, and how we want to do it. We showed that last week. Two jobbers that want to move on in the tournament to face ME?! Hell no! We did what we do best. We got rid of the unneeded! Two down, the rest of MPW to go!"
The crowd is in full boos now. They don't like what I have to say. They don't like that I am wasting their time with wrestling. It's supposed to be a concert for "Poison Frog", but I am taking the opportunity to piss some more people off. In my home town at that! Damn I'm good at this!
Kuk Killswitch:"Shaun Cross, you are making a mistake if you step in the ring with me this week. Choose your moves wisely because once you slip up, I will be there to pick you apart. Bring a chair if you want, bring the light tubes. I BEG you to do it. Because after I beat you cleanly, I can rip you to shreds with your own weapons. You're not stepping in the ring with a man come Takedown. You will be stepping into the ring with a beast. A certified scumbag. A complete and total chaotic nightmare. You will step into the ring with a one man demolition squad. But remember this Shaun, I still have my back-up. If we step in the ring as one, who will come to your aid? Nobody. You are screwed Shaun. Should've stayed in your own division."
The crowd continues to boo me. I don't really care though, bunch of idiots anyways. Love me, hate me, doesn't matter. I'm here for me not them.
Kuk Killswitch:"Yes Shaun, the Television Championship division is where you belong. Now you all might be wondering, why, why I call it a division. Well it's simple. I break up the roster into title divisions. every title has a set number of people in it. They fight for that title only. Now in my opinion, they should only fight those people as well. People sometimes move from those divisions, but most of the time they stay the same. And Shaun, you are in the lowest of lows. Some people call the X-Core Division the lowest, but that ain't true. The Television Division is the lowest. I brought prestige to this belt after Brandon Nytrus destroyed it's very name by becoming the champion. Now I can understand Ash Soulsfate holding it, but Brandon Nytrus? Negative! So, I take it from him and bring it back to the prestigious level that it should be at."
I wipe my hair from my face. I am indeed starting to sweat.
Kuk Killswitch:"But let's be honest here. I'm sick of this division. I'm stuck here with people that are below my level. People like Gabriel Griffin. People like Brandon Nytrus. People like TJ Pain. Shit...wait. I forgot. I took his ass out. Retired! You watch though. Ruthless Assault, I WILL beat whoever wins the Tournament into a bloody pulp. Chris Cable, sorry comrade, but if you make it to the end, you aren't taking this title from me!"
I shake my head as the booing continues. A few screams of "Get off the stage" are yelled towards me. Looks like I am doing my job right tonight.
Kuk Killswitch:"But come on. Shaun Cross? Really?! Your move set is trash, your mic skills are trash, and your in ring presence is non existent. There is no appeal to you. Your name is dumb, your finisher is dumb, and your choice of clothing is just plain old horrible. Maybe you should let my girlfriend Cami design your outfit."
I chuckle to myself as the crowd boos heat up. One man comes up on stage, somehow passing Security, and get's in my face. He starts the yell and scream as Security looks to tackle him. I nod them away and the man continues to yell in my face. I stand there, smile on my face.
Kuk Killswitch:"You mad, bro?!"
The dude goes for punch, but I block it and kick him in the gut. He keels over and I grab his head and beat it repeatedly with the microphone. I then lock in a pumphandle hold and lift him up on my shoulders. I nail the "Ode to Violence" and then push him off stage. I grab the microphone as the crowd is severely booing me now.
Kuk Killswitch:"Self defense motherfuckers! Much like this man laying before you, Shaun Cross is an idiotic fan boy. He thinks he can run with the big dogs, but fails to catch the Frisbee when it's thrown to him. Unlike him, I am a true Champion. Unlike him, I'm a TRUE wrestler. Unlike him, I am better then all of you!"
And the booing continues. Get a new go to move people. I mean, if booing hasn't gotten to me yet, why would it get to me ever? I mean really, want to get on my nerves? Cheer. At every word that comes out of my mouth cheer like it is fucking gold. Then you will get under my skin. Pathetic.
Kuk Killswitch:"Maybe I should give my predictions for the rest of the tournament? Why the hell not! This week we got Myra Pwnage versus Jake Cage. Winner? Who gives a fuck! I can beat either one of them. I'll pick my winner right now for the tournament. Chris FUCKING Cable! And when we step in the ring at Ruthless Assault, it will be the greatest match in MPW history. Two comrades going to war over a single Championship. Either way, AoA keeps the belt. But the fact of the matter is I am NOT going to lose this belt until I am the longest reigning X-Core Champion in MPW History! And anyone who tries to stop it will be destroyed!"
The people boo Chris and I's name. They hate the fact that they know that what I say is true. They can;t agree with me.
Kuk Killswitch:"Shaun, one final thing to say to your ass. When you step into the ring this Thursday at Takedown, bring your A game bud. Because I am fueled up this week. I am ready to destroy the existence of Shaun Cross. Bring your armor and your Samurai Sword. I'll bring my belt and my wits. We will see who win's. Because remember, Sun Tzu says 'The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.'. Can you Kuk that?!"
I drop the microphone as the crowd boos me. IF I cared they could boo me out of the building. But I am here for one purpose and one purpose only. To see some FUCKING "Poison Frog"! The spiel, just an added bonus!
As I stand listening to a Generic band play their set, my mind begins to wonder. Thoughts race through my head. Everything from Cami to the Age of Arrogance rushes through my head. I can see Cami's face, smiling and looking more beautiful then ever. Then I see the face of my comrades. Chris Cable, Andre Dixon, Bliss, and Drake Hunter all stand in my mind. Arrogance across each one of their faces.
The song ends as I am pulled back into reality. A usual place I would be in, I notice that the Security is some good friends of mine. I walk over to them and shake their hands.
Kuk Killswitch:"What's up guys?"
Security 1:"Nothing much Kuk. How you been man?"
Kuk Killswitch:"Same old, same old. Still wrestling and shit. Didn't know you guys were here. Thought y'all moved to Jersey?"
Security 1:"Who the fuck told you that? Cause they wrong."
Kuk Killswitch:"Well damn. Some other Security guys over at Chino's old place told me y'all were gone. I was pissed too. You guys were the best security I had back in the day when I used to sell out this place."
Security 1:"You're damn right! We still rip shit up and make the money doing this."
Suddenly, a brilliant idea pops into my noggin.
Kuk Killswitch:"Y'all mind if I hop up on stage? People know me here. My home town for God sakes."
Security 1:"Sure why the hell not! Gimme a second."
The Security Guard walks over to the stage and talks to the stage hand for a moment. They look over at me and I just nod. The guy nods back and I know my man can set it up. Eventually the Security Guard walks back and he shakes my hand again.
Security 1:"I just hope they don't boo you out of here. I know how you love to torment the damn crowds."
I laugh and then walk over to the stage. The stage hand is on the stage and he taps the microphone.
Stage Hand:"Ladies and Gentleman, please help me introduce. One of Ozone Park's own. MPW Wrestler and X-Core Champion, Kuk KILLLLSSWWIITTCHHH!!!!"
I walk up on stage and nod to the stage hand. He exits as I walk up to the microphone. The crowd is cheering me as some recognize who i am and others just know MPW. I grab the microphone from the stand and toss the stand aside. The crowd quiets down as I bring the microphone to my mouth.
Kuk Killswitch:"Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, young people, old people, and pissheads alike. My name.......is Kuk Killswitch."
The crowd cheers for me. Usually I would be boo'd. For once I don't mind the cheers.
Kuk Killswitch:"Now, if you follow up on me, Ozone Park, you would know that I am currently the reigning and defending MPW X-Core Champion."
There is some cheers again. I now remember why I hate crowd's. They never shut up when I want to speak. Everything is cheered. Betcha if I said "Diarrhea Shorts" they would go nuts. Idiots.
Kuk Killswitch:"this week in MPW I am facing a man known as 'the Samurai' Shaun Cross. What does this man have that makes him eligible to step in the ring with me? Nothing."
There is a few boos from the crowd. Guess they like Shaun Cross. Good!
Kuk Killswitch:"You see, Shaun Cross is nothing compared to me. Shaun Cross is nothing compared to AoA. Shaun Cross can not and will not stand in my path of destruction. I joined AoA for change. And so far, there is no fucking change happening. I joined AoA so I could rise on the card, but instead i have a match with Shaun Cross. A jobber compared to me. Complete and utter bullshit. This is fucking disgraceful!"
The crowd is half in half. Some boo, some cheer. Most are confused as to my drastic change in attitude. Fuck em all.
Kuk Killswitch:"I am here tonight to simply air my grievances. Because you see, they are afraid to give me a microphone and let me talk shit in their arena. No, everyone must follow suit. Fuck that shit! I will do what I want. That's the point of AoA. We do what we want, when we want, and how we want to do it. We showed that last week. Two jobbers that want to move on in the tournament to face ME?! Hell no! We did what we do best. We got rid of the unneeded! Two down, the rest of MPW to go!"
The crowd is in full boos now. They don't like what I have to say. They don't like that I am wasting their time with wrestling. It's supposed to be a concert for "Poison Frog", but I am taking the opportunity to piss some more people off. In my home town at that! Damn I'm good at this!
Kuk Killswitch:"Shaun Cross, you are making a mistake if you step in the ring with me this week. Choose your moves wisely because once you slip up, I will be there to pick you apart. Bring a chair if you want, bring the light tubes. I BEG you to do it. Because after I beat you cleanly, I can rip you to shreds with your own weapons. You're not stepping in the ring with a man come Takedown. You will be stepping into the ring with a beast. A certified scumbag. A complete and total chaotic nightmare. You will step into the ring with a one man demolition squad. But remember this Shaun, I still have my back-up. If we step in the ring as one, who will come to your aid? Nobody. You are screwed Shaun. Should've stayed in your own division."
The crowd continues to boo me. I don't really care though, bunch of idiots anyways. Love me, hate me, doesn't matter. I'm here for me not them.
Kuk Killswitch:"Yes Shaun, the Television Championship division is where you belong. Now you all might be wondering, why, why I call it a division. Well it's simple. I break up the roster into title divisions. every title has a set number of people in it. They fight for that title only. Now in my opinion, they should only fight those people as well. People sometimes move from those divisions, but most of the time they stay the same. And Shaun, you are in the lowest of lows. Some people call the X-Core Division the lowest, but that ain't true. The Television Division is the lowest. I brought prestige to this belt after Brandon Nytrus destroyed it's very name by becoming the champion. Now I can understand Ash Soulsfate holding it, but Brandon Nytrus? Negative! So, I take it from him and bring it back to the prestigious level that it should be at."
I wipe my hair from my face. I am indeed starting to sweat.
Kuk Killswitch:"But let's be honest here. I'm sick of this division. I'm stuck here with people that are below my level. People like Gabriel Griffin. People like Brandon Nytrus. People like TJ Pain. Shit...wait. I forgot. I took his ass out. Retired! You watch though. Ruthless Assault, I WILL beat whoever wins the Tournament into a bloody pulp. Chris Cable, sorry comrade, but if you make it to the end, you aren't taking this title from me!"
I shake my head as the booing continues. A few screams of "Get off the stage" are yelled towards me. Looks like I am doing my job right tonight.
Kuk Killswitch:"But come on. Shaun Cross? Really?! Your move set is trash, your mic skills are trash, and your in ring presence is non existent. There is no appeal to you. Your name is dumb, your finisher is dumb, and your choice of clothing is just plain old horrible. Maybe you should let my girlfriend Cami design your outfit."
I chuckle to myself as the crowd boos heat up. One man comes up on stage, somehow passing Security, and get's in my face. He starts the yell and scream as Security looks to tackle him. I nod them away and the man continues to yell in my face. I stand there, smile on my face.
Kuk Killswitch:"You mad, bro?!"
The dude goes for punch, but I block it and kick him in the gut. He keels over and I grab his head and beat it repeatedly with the microphone. I then lock in a pumphandle hold and lift him up on my shoulders. I nail the "Ode to Violence" and then push him off stage. I grab the microphone as the crowd is severely booing me now.
Kuk Killswitch:"Self defense motherfuckers! Much like this man laying before you, Shaun Cross is an idiotic fan boy. He thinks he can run with the big dogs, but fails to catch the Frisbee when it's thrown to him. Unlike him, I am a true Champion. Unlike him, I'm a TRUE wrestler. Unlike him, I am better then all of you!"
And the booing continues. Get a new go to move people. I mean, if booing hasn't gotten to me yet, why would it get to me ever? I mean really, want to get on my nerves? Cheer. At every word that comes out of my mouth cheer like it is fucking gold. Then you will get under my skin. Pathetic.
Kuk Killswitch:"Maybe I should give my predictions for the rest of the tournament? Why the hell not! This week we got Myra Pwnage versus Jake Cage. Winner? Who gives a fuck! I can beat either one of them. I'll pick my winner right now for the tournament. Chris FUCKING Cable! And when we step in the ring at Ruthless Assault, it will be the greatest match in MPW history. Two comrades going to war over a single Championship. Either way, AoA keeps the belt. But the fact of the matter is I am NOT going to lose this belt until I am the longest reigning X-Core Champion in MPW History! And anyone who tries to stop it will be destroyed!"
The people boo Chris and I's name. They hate the fact that they know that what I say is true. They can;t agree with me.
Kuk Killswitch:"Shaun, one final thing to say to your ass. When you step into the ring this Thursday at Takedown, bring your A game bud. Because I am fueled up this week. I am ready to destroy the existence of Shaun Cross. Bring your armor and your Samurai Sword. I'll bring my belt and my wits. We will see who win's. Because remember, Sun Tzu says 'The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.'. Can you Kuk that?!"
I drop the microphone as the crowd boos me. IF I cared they could boo me out of the building. But I am here for one purpose and one purpose only. To see some FUCKING "Poison Frog"! The spiel, just an added bonus!
