Post by Jake Cage on Apr 11, 2013 14:48:01 GMT -5
"This really happening again? Me....Jake Cage.....Standing here staring down an old nemesis that has haunted me for too long..........My grocery list......."
I look down at the list surprised
Jake Cage: Oh....My baby Brat wrote on this list to....what is that.....bacon and booze......Let's see my list........Eggs....I thought I had..........
My memory flash's back to when Luann made me drink those raw eggs a few weeks back.
Jake Cage: *Gags* Oh god that was awful.....phew....ok take it easy Cager....deeeeeeeeeeeeeep breaths now. Ok Milk, bread, and Celery. Really? I wonder how I will look buying Milk, bread, eggs, celery, bacon and booze?
I walk towards the door pushing the shopping cart thinking I am so small compared to this huge store. Almost feel like that home alone kid pushing the cart but yet I also kinda feel like a boss at the same time.
"Let's see here...ohh a flyer!"
Jake Cage: What's on sale this week? Hey look at that bacon!
I look down at the list surprised
Jake Cage: Oh....My baby Brat wrote on this list to....what is that.....bacon and booze......Let's see my list........Eggs....I thought I had..........
My memory flash's back to when Luann made me drink those raw eggs a few weeks back.
Jake Cage: *Gags* Oh god that was awful.....phew....ok take it easy Cager....deeeeeeeeeeeeeep breaths now. Ok Milk, bread, and Celery. Really? I wonder how I will look buying Milk, bread, eggs, celery, bacon and booze?
I walk towards the door pushing the shopping cart thinking I am so small compared to this huge store. Almost feel like that home alone kid pushing the cart but yet I also kinda feel like a boss at the same time.
"Let's see here...ohh a flyer!"
Jake Cage: What's on sale this week? Hey look at that bacon!
