Post by gabegriffin on Apr 11, 2013 15:13:46 GMT -5
[Sometime later, and Emi has already grown bored.]
Emi: I'm tired of searching...can we stop and have a picnic?
Kenji: I know you're tired but we must stay on course if we are to return home...
Cami: Emi, Kenji is right. You made the deal so let's find those things.
[Cami (still wearing her red shiny boots), Emi, Kenji, Master Klein and Angel (dressed as a fur bikini clad cat girl) are standing in the middle of the cobblestone road.]
Angel: Any idea where to start looking? Wait... What's that?
Kenji: Not sure but it looks like light glinting off something...
Emi: Bright SHINY!!!
[Emi takes off in the direction of the bright shiny. Cami, Master Klein, Angel and Kenji chase after her and enter behind her into a small clearing.]
??: who dares disturb me while I am preening!?
[Emi boldly steps forward.]
Emi: I do!
Cami: Emi! Don't disturb the giant blonde baboon with wings!
[The camera pans over and shows a blonde baboon with wings with his back to the group staring into a mirror.]
??: Are you talking about me young lady? Naturally, I am the talk of the town always. Who wouldn't talk about me?
Angel: Hey look! It's the second most self absorbed person I've met here!
Vain: What? Second? I am the most self absorbed person! I am the best at everything!
Emi: Humph... Well you aren't as cute as me!
[Emi sticks her tongue out at Mr. Vain.]
Vain: You are not.
Emi: I am too.
Vain: Are not.
Emi: Am too.
[Cami turns to Kenji as they continue to bicker.]
Cami: They could be at this all day... While he is not looking at his mirror let's go get it.
[Cami and Kenji sneak around the blonde baboon with wings while he and Emi continue their "Am too, Are not" banter.]
Cami: Good idea on distracting Emi. We got task one done.
[Cami and Kenji run back to Angel and Master Klein as Emi finally looks back at Cami.]
Emi: Are... Wha? Oh...hehehe yeah...
Angel: Great job Emi! And look now that we have his mirror he can't see anything! I guess he can only see reflections...
Master Klein: Good. We don't need a big blonde baboon following us...
[Kenji, Emi, Cami, Master Klein and lion Angel emerge from the clearing back onto the road when they hear a voice.]
??: Hey ese! Why you bothering my boys stuff homes?
[The camera pans to show a 3 foot tall baboon wearing baggy pants, 2 shirts and a bandanna with wings.]
Cami: What in the world is this now?
Wannabe: What this is is you front my homie over there. Yeah I seen you pinch his mirror and NGS back our brothers up!
Angel: Oh I get it, Monkey Stars, Cami this must be that Wannabe the mascot mentioned...
Cami: Are you sure? He looks a little short for a...
Kenji: Stormtrooper?
Angel, Emi, Cami: WRONG MOVIE!!!
Wannabe: Yo, give me my respect girl. You better be ready to rumble...
[Cami looks at the group.]
Cami: I got this...
[She turns back to the wannabe.]
Cami: If you are who you say you are, show me some ID.
[The wannabe looks left and right and starts to get skittish.]
Wannabe: What is this some kind of set up? You better not be no narc see cuz I don't play that game. See I got this thing back home I just remember or else you guys would be in big trouble. Anyways my bouy Kruzie got my back. You ain't worth my time that's it...
[With that the wannabe turns and runs away from the group, his bandanna falling to the ground.]
Master Klein: Did anyone catch what that shrimp said?
??: Hey, there you guys are!!
[Everyone turns around and everyone's face brightens, even Master Klein.]
Everyone: GABE!!!
Gabe: Hey...
Cami: Where have you been?
Angel: Yeah and any idea one what's going on. Oh and why am I the only one dressed differently?
Gabe: Not sure on either parts. I woke up and this Mascot guy was calling me the Wizard of Vars or something but that he would handle everything. There was an awesome club sandwich and well everything was a blur. That is until I heard you guys...
Angel: You heard us but didn't come out?
Gabe: Well like I said there was this awesome sandwich. I came out as soon as I was done but you had already left...
Cami: A sandwich? Seriously?
Gabe: But it...
[Gabe hangs his head.]
Emi: What kind of sandwich?
Gabe: Oh, this really awesome...
??: ROAR, SQUEEL!!!
[Everyone jumps and turns around to see a giant muscular pig man (with wings) standing behind them.]
Cruzer: Roar, Squeel!!!
[Gabe looks calm.]
Gabe: Don't worry, I got this. I found out this was all just a hazing thing. Cruzer here is nothing but smoke and mirrors...
Cami: How do you know for sure?
[Emi licks her lips.]
Emi: Here piggy piggy...
[Kenji stops her.]
Kenji: Emi, you are on a no pork diet right now...
Emi: You never let me have any fun!
[Emi pouts.]
Gabe: I heard the mascot talking about how Cruzer pig doesn't really exist. Yeah, the Dreaded Dick of the South talks big about him, but he isn't really relevant or even there...
[Gabe throws a rock which passes through the pig man and with that the pig man fades, leaving a small gray haired old man. He begins screaming and yelling at the group.]
Dick of the South: You stupid kids get off my lawn! I swear you hooligans cuz more trouble...
[Everyone looks confused.]
Angel: Really? This is what we had to be worried about?
Cami: I know, I feel so embarrassed now...
Emi: I don't care... I have my shiny shiny now!
[She holds up the mirror with a smile.]
Kenji: Can we please go back so we can go home?
[Gabe turns to the group.]
Gabe: We don't need to go back. I also got out of the mascot, after a bit of pressure, that the key to going home has been with us the whole time...
[He turns to Cami.]
Gabe: Cami, you have the power to get us home. Remember the trick in the movie that we won't name?
Cami: Oh yeah! The clicky heels say let's go home kind thing?
Gabe: Exactly.
[Cami begins tapping her heels together and saying "No place like home." The world spins and you can hear Gabe's voice saying...we need to talk...]
Gabe: Wha?
[Gabe sits bolt up in bed, sweat pouring from his head. He looks around and sighs in relief.]
Gabe: Oh. It was just a dream...
[Or was it?]
Emi: I'm tired of searching...can we stop and have a picnic?
Kenji: I know you're tired but we must stay on course if we are to return home...
Cami: Emi, Kenji is right. You made the deal so let's find those things.
[Cami (still wearing her red shiny boots), Emi, Kenji, Master Klein and Angel (dressed as a fur bikini clad cat girl) are standing in the middle of the cobblestone road.]
Angel: Any idea where to start looking? Wait... What's that?
Kenji: Not sure but it looks like light glinting off something...
Emi: Bright SHINY!!!
[Emi takes off in the direction of the bright shiny. Cami, Master Klein, Angel and Kenji chase after her and enter behind her into a small clearing.]
??: who dares disturb me while I am preening!?
[Emi boldly steps forward.]
Emi: I do!
Cami: Emi! Don't disturb the giant blonde baboon with wings!
[The camera pans over and shows a blonde baboon with wings with his back to the group staring into a mirror.]
??: Are you talking about me young lady? Naturally, I am the talk of the town always. Who wouldn't talk about me?
Angel: Hey look! It's the second most self absorbed person I've met here!
Vain: What? Second? I am the most self absorbed person! I am the best at everything!
Emi: Humph... Well you aren't as cute as me!
[Emi sticks her tongue out at Mr. Vain.]
Vain: You are not.
Emi: I am too.
Vain: Are not.
Emi: Am too.
[Cami turns to Kenji as they continue to bicker.]
Cami: They could be at this all day... While he is not looking at his mirror let's go get it.
[Cami and Kenji sneak around the blonde baboon with wings while he and Emi continue their "Am too, Are not" banter.]
Cami: Good idea on distracting Emi. We got task one done.
[Cami and Kenji run back to Angel and Master Klein as Emi finally looks back at Cami.]
Emi: Are... Wha? Oh...hehehe yeah...
Angel: Great job Emi! And look now that we have his mirror he can't see anything! I guess he can only see reflections...
Master Klein: Good. We don't need a big blonde baboon following us...
[Kenji, Emi, Cami, Master Klein and lion Angel emerge from the clearing back onto the road when they hear a voice.]
??: Hey ese! Why you bothering my boys stuff homes?
[The camera pans to show a 3 foot tall baboon wearing baggy pants, 2 shirts and a bandanna with wings.]
Cami: What in the world is this now?
Wannabe: What this is is you front my homie over there. Yeah I seen you pinch his mirror and NGS back our brothers up!
Angel: Oh I get it, Monkey Stars, Cami this must be that Wannabe the mascot mentioned...
Cami: Are you sure? He looks a little short for a...
Kenji: Stormtrooper?
Angel, Emi, Cami: WRONG MOVIE!!!
Wannabe: Yo, give me my respect girl. You better be ready to rumble...
[Cami looks at the group.]
Cami: I got this...
[She turns back to the wannabe.]
Cami: If you are who you say you are, show me some ID.
[The wannabe looks left and right and starts to get skittish.]
Wannabe: What is this some kind of set up? You better not be no narc see cuz I don't play that game. See I got this thing back home I just remember or else you guys would be in big trouble. Anyways my bouy Kruzie got my back. You ain't worth my time that's it...
[With that the wannabe turns and runs away from the group, his bandanna falling to the ground.]
Master Klein: Did anyone catch what that shrimp said?
??: Hey, there you guys are!!
[Everyone turns around and everyone's face brightens, even Master Klein.]
Everyone: GABE!!!
Gabe: Hey...
Cami: Where have you been?
Angel: Yeah and any idea one what's going on. Oh and why am I the only one dressed differently?
Gabe: Not sure on either parts. I woke up and this Mascot guy was calling me the Wizard of Vars or something but that he would handle everything. There was an awesome club sandwich and well everything was a blur. That is until I heard you guys...
Angel: You heard us but didn't come out?
Gabe: Well like I said there was this awesome sandwich. I came out as soon as I was done but you had already left...
Cami: A sandwich? Seriously?
Gabe: But it...
[Gabe hangs his head.]
Emi: What kind of sandwich?
Gabe: Oh, this really awesome...
??: ROAR, SQUEEL!!!
[Everyone jumps and turns around to see a giant muscular pig man (with wings) standing behind them.]
Cruzer: Roar, Squeel!!!
[Gabe looks calm.]
Gabe: Don't worry, I got this. I found out this was all just a hazing thing. Cruzer here is nothing but smoke and mirrors...
Cami: How do you know for sure?
[Emi licks her lips.]
Emi: Here piggy piggy...
[Kenji stops her.]
Kenji: Emi, you are on a no pork diet right now...
Emi: You never let me have any fun!
[Emi pouts.]
Gabe: I heard the mascot talking about how Cruzer pig doesn't really exist. Yeah, the Dreaded Dick of the South talks big about him, but he isn't really relevant or even there...
[Gabe throws a rock which passes through the pig man and with that the pig man fades, leaving a small gray haired old man. He begins screaming and yelling at the group.]
Dick of the South: You stupid kids get off my lawn! I swear you hooligans cuz more trouble...
[Everyone looks confused.]
Angel: Really? This is what we had to be worried about?
Cami: I know, I feel so embarrassed now...
Emi: I don't care... I have my shiny shiny now!
[She holds up the mirror with a smile.]
Kenji: Can we please go back so we can go home?
[Gabe turns to the group.]
Gabe: We don't need to go back. I also got out of the mascot, after a bit of pressure, that the key to going home has been with us the whole time...
[He turns to Cami.]
Gabe: Cami, you have the power to get us home. Remember the trick in the movie that we won't name?
Cami: Oh yeah! The clicky heels say let's go home kind thing?
Gabe: Exactly.
[Cami begins tapping her heels together and saying "No place like home." The world spins and you can hear Gabe's voice saying...we need to talk...]
Gabe: Wha?
[Gabe sits bolt up in bed, sweat pouring from his head. He looks around and sighs in relief.]
Gabe: Oh. It was just a dream...
[Or was it?]