Post by gabegriffin on Apr 18, 2013 15:55:50 GMT -5
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This time is nomrally devoted to my sharing of thoughts about the upcoming weeks match and whoever my opponent is. Well this week we are going to do something a little different. In honor of Brandon, my opponent, and his "lovely" wife I am declaring Thursday a very special Holiday. So instead of my normal brilliance I have a Holiday Special set up so please watch and Enjoy
<Promo>
[Camera comes into focus and we see Tim Bowers standing just outside a large Bakery.]
Bowers: You sure this is the place?
Cameraman: Yea Griffin said to be here right now for his interview.
Bowers: Fine lets get inside.
[The camera follows Bowers and they enter the bakery. The Large open style bakery allows the camera to see well beyond the service counter to the larger machines and ovens. The place is alive with activity as several people wearing aprons contiuiously work on creating these confections.]
Gabe: Bowers overe here. Glad you could make it. Jeff nice to see you working as well, still stuck with Tim I see. {This causes a grunt laugh from the camera. Bowers glowers]
Time: So what are we doing here?
Gabe: Well Tim, I am glad you asked. I know I havent been in the MPW very long but the fans have been nothing short of amazing. So I wanted to give back a little.
Tim: From a bakery? What you ging to give out Doughnuts this week? [Tim hrmphs]
Gabe: Close. This week Brandon and I get our No Holds Bar match, I guess Brandon hasn't been to happy with all the effort The Varsity has done, gone well out of our way mind you, to help celebrate, promote or just provide a means to a dream.
Tim: Seriously, how is forcing Ian to have to wear Bliss's gear helping him.
Gabe: Tim, if you cant see it then there is no use explaining it to you. Look once again I am going to be the bigger man, and with brandon involved thats not easy, and try and bury the hatchet.
Tim: My guess is somewhere in Brandon.
Gabe: Tim that is such an ugly thing. Jeff I want you to pan the camera so our fans at home can see whats going on.
[Camera pans and it showcases about 15 people baking and icing cupcakes. A young blonde walks over with a tray and Gabe takes one.)
Gabe: Thanks Kristy. This here represents the holiday we are going to have. This Thursday I am declaring, in honor of Brandon, that Thursday is officially Cake Eater Day, because, Brandon is the biggest Cake Eater I know.
[Tim cannot hold back a chuckle.]
Gabe: So we are working on our gift for the fans to thank them.
Tim: Well that seems nice I suppose. Any comments on your match?
Gabe: Sure. Brandon, you think taking away any all rules will give you an advantage. I get that, on a talent versus talent basis you wouldn't stand a chance against me. I would wrestle circles around you and still have time to bake these cakes. I get that you need an edge, you NEED some kind of advantage to beat me.
[Gabe pauses]
Its funny, you aren't the first person to believe that I can't compete without rules, that I cant get it done because having no protection limits me. Sadly you are making the same mistake those others did in the past. You need to realize that you do not have an advantage. You are so far at a disadvantage its almost not funny. I promise you by the end of Thursdays match you will feel like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Tim: Well there you go. Thank you for your time today Gabe. Looks like you got a ton of work.
Gabe: You're right Tim. Thursday is comeing up fast.
This time is nomrally devoted to my sharing of thoughts about the upcoming weeks match and whoever my opponent is. Well this week we are going to do something a little different. In honor of Brandon, my opponent, and his "lovely" wife I am declaring Thursday a very special Holiday. So instead of my normal brilliance I have a Holiday Special set up so please watch and Enjoy
<Promo>
[Camera comes into focus and we see Tim Bowers standing just outside a large Bakery.]
Bowers: You sure this is the place?
Cameraman: Yea Griffin said to be here right now for his interview.
Bowers: Fine lets get inside.
[The camera follows Bowers and they enter the bakery. The Large open style bakery allows the camera to see well beyond the service counter to the larger machines and ovens. The place is alive with activity as several people wearing aprons contiuiously work on creating these confections.]
Gabe: Bowers overe here. Glad you could make it. Jeff nice to see you working as well, still stuck with Tim I see. {This causes a grunt laugh from the camera. Bowers glowers]
Time: So what are we doing here?
Gabe: Well Tim, I am glad you asked. I know I havent been in the MPW very long but the fans have been nothing short of amazing. So I wanted to give back a little.
Tim: From a bakery? What you ging to give out Doughnuts this week? [Tim hrmphs]
Gabe: Close. This week Brandon and I get our No Holds Bar match, I guess Brandon hasn't been to happy with all the effort The Varsity has done, gone well out of our way mind you, to help celebrate, promote or just provide a means to a dream.
Tim: Seriously, how is forcing Ian to have to wear Bliss's gear helping him.
Gabe: Tim, if you cant see it then there is no use explaining it to you. Look once again I am going to be the bigger man, and with brandon involved thats not easy, and try and bury the hatchet.
Tim: My guess is somewhere in Brandon.
Gabe: Tim that is such an ugly thing. Jeff I want you to pan the camera so our fans at home can see whats going on.
[Camera pans and it showcases about 15 people baking and icing cupcakes. A young blonde walks over with a tray and Gabe takes one.)
Gabe: Thanks Kristy. This here represents the holiday we are going to have. This Thursday I am declaring, in honor of Brandon, that Thursday is officially Cake Eater Day, because, Brandon is the biggest Cake Eater I know.
[Tim cannot hold back a chuckle.]
Gabe: So we are working on our gift for the fans to thank them.
Tim: Well that seems nice I suppose. Any comments on your match?
Gabe: Sure. Brandon, you think taking away any all rules will give you an advantage. I get that, on a talent versus talent basis you wouldn't stand a chance against me. I would wrestle circles around you and still have time to bake these cakes. I get that you need an edge, you NEED some kind of advantage to beat me.
[Gabe pauses]
Its funny, you aren't the first person to believe that I can't compete without rules, that I cant get it done because having no protection limits me. Sadly you are making the same mistake those others did in the past. You need to realize that you do not have an advantage. You are so far at a disadvantage its almost not funny. I promise you by the end of Thursdays match you will feel like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Tim: Well there you go. Thank you for your time today Gabe. Looks like you got a ton of work.
Gabe: You're right Tim. Thursday is comeing up fast.