Post by Kuk Killswitch on Apr 24, 2013 3:27:10 GMT -5
SURPRISE!!!!! Hope you enjoyed your surprise Cami! It was fun for me! First getting your heart, then stealing your virginity. Nice combo. Yes, my dear, I screwed you, literally and figuratively. How does it make you feel?
Well, apparently you got attacked or some shit, because you were shown being dragged away, then what happened. Gay-Be found you and you were fine. I think you hit your head a little too hard baby. Cause you looked a little loopy. A little out of it. You kissed him. I mean come on. You think I was stupid. I knew y'all were already hooked up. I wasn't dumb.
Now, you can go ahead and ignore me. You can go ahead and be the skank you truly are and rebound faster then Ms. Biguns eats a gallon of Ice Cream, but the fact of the matter is, Gay-Be is a little scrub. He can't give you the satisfaction that I gave you. Pathetic. My AoA family was right, you are a damn child.
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April 22nd, 2013
Hyatt House Charlotte/Center City Hotel
Charlotte, North Carolina
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As I sit on the bed in my hotel room, so many things rush through my head. Cami becoming a harlot, my AoA brethren being correct about her, my match with Chris Cable at Ruthless Assault, and the fact that I am main eventing the pay per view. But the recent thought in my head is the broken TV sitting in front of me. As I look at a static filled screen I think to myself, "What kind of cheap ass hotel am I staying at?". With the cable guy on the way I stand up and walk over to my bag on the floor. I grab it and toss it onto the bed. I unzip the old gym bag and pull out a T-Shirt. On the front it says "Why yes,....", and on the back it simply says "..I am an Asshole!". Playful play on words there. I pull the shirt over my head and onto my kind of chubby body. I then toss the bag back onto the floor in the corner. Then I slip my shoes on and walk into the bathroom. I look into the mirror. What I see, is not pretty. I look homeless. But that's normal. I peel off a bandage that is on my forehead from being busted open in a show earlier in the week. Here, why don't you take a look.
Flashback begins.....
Bob Hillman:"Oh no! Marcus has got the chair. He is going to murder Killswitch!"
Paul Witemoore:"Well, you better believe that this rivalry won't end here."
Marcus grabs hold of the steel chair firmly and hits it against the ground a few times. He lines Killswitch up and waits for him to stand up. Killswitch does and Marcus swings the chair with destructive force. The chair smashes into Kuk's head and Kuk falls out of the ring. Marcus drops the chair as the crowd cheers for this gruesome match up. The camera zooms in on Killswitch who is starting to get up. Blood runs down his face from his forehead as Marcus slides out of the ring.
The flashback fades away as a knock is heard on the door of my hotel room. I walk out of the bathroom and open the door up. Standing in front of me is a tall man. His face covered with a scraggly beard and his long blonde hair pulled back in a ponytail. He wears glasses and has a cord around his shoulder.
Kuk Killswitch:"Hello. Are you the cable guy?"
Cable Guy:"Yes, my name is Chris."
Kuk Killswitch""I'm Kuk. Come on in."
Chris The Cable Guy walks into the hotel and I shut the door behind him. He looks at the TV and begins to inspect what is wrong. He reaches behind the TV and sees the cord. He grabs hold of it and tugs. The cord snaps and he slams his elbow against the wall.
Kuk Killswitch:"Damn dude, what happened!?"
Chris The Cable Guy:"The Cord Ripped and I hit my elbow!"
Kuk Killswitch:"I see....Well, what's the problem?"
Chris The Cable Guy:"Well, The cord is ripped. That is the problem. All I have to do is replace this wire and you should have cable back."
Kuk Killswitch:"Awesome! Do what you have to do man. The cord runs into the closet."
Chris The cable Guy walks over to the closet and opens it up. He unscrews the ripped cord and screws in a new one. He stretches the cord out to the TV and unscrews the other half of the ripped cord. He screws the other end of the new one in and the cable is back on.
Kuk Killswitch:"Nice job! That was quick and easy, like my ex girlfriend."
Chris The Cable Guy laughs as he grabs the old ripped cord and places it in the trash. He walks over to the door and opens it up. I walk over and he shakes my hand.
Kuk Killswitch:"Thanks man. I appreciate the help."
Chris The Cable Guy:"No problem. Call me again if anything goes wrong."
Kuk Killswitch:"Will do. Have a good one man."
Chris The Cable Guy:"You too."
Chris The Cable Guy leaves and I shut the door. Good guy he was. Looked kind of familiar. Anywho, I walk over to the bed and grab my keys. I need to go to the gym and work out a bit. Then over to the wrestling school. Got to train a bit for my match this week. I grab my wallet and slide it in my back pocket before walking out of my hotel room.
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April 23rd, 2013
Time Warner Cable Arena
Charlotte, North Carolina
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Here I sit, in the stands. My X-Core Championship draped across my lap. I look down on the set-up for Ruthless Assault being put together. The only thing really set up is the ring. I sit with my feet up on the seat in front of me and looking down at the people working. As I take a look up in the rafters I can see Charlotte Bobcats banner hanging above. There for obvious reasons I shrug and look back down at the workers. I notice the camera man trying to signal me to speak, but i just smirk and sit there for a minute. beginning to get annoyed he simply shakes his head. That's when i begin to speak.
Kuk Killswitch:"here I sit. In the Time Warner Cable Arena. Home of the Charlotte Bobcats. Not that I give a shit about Basketball. But yes, Home of the Bobcats. Soon to be, home of the X-Core Champion....Kuk Killswitch. Yes, after I defeat Chris Cable, this place will be known as the home of Kuk Killswitch. This place holds around 20,000 people. And every single one of those people will be in shock when we put on the best main event in MPW history."
I grab my X-Core title and look at it. Beautiful little thing it is.
Kuk Killswitch:"As I said on Twitter, for one night, AoA is thrown out the window. No holding back, no mercy given. If we are going to fight for this, I want it all! I don't want to beat Chris Cable because he held back when he was about to tear my head off with a Ripcord Elbow. I want to take one to the face and then kick out. Show that I am the best in this division for a reason."
I smirk as I sit up in my seat. I still look down at the ring as I adjust the championship on my lap.
Kuk Killswitch:"I have been asked this question more times then I can count. Why did AoA take out members of this tournament? Did we think Cable couldn't make it to the end alone? Fuck no! Cable could've went to the end and back again if he wanted to. There was no challenge for him in this tournament. None at all. So we thought, why waste our time. Take 2 out and that's less we got to deal with. Shaboom and here we are! That FUCKING easy. AoA has no challenges in MPW. Who's going to fight us? NGS? Varsity? Hell to the no. NGS is a bunch of pansy ass wannabes. And Varsity is a bunch of girls. So wheres the challenge? No one can take on a five man group alone. So, we fly by without a scratch on our heads. Simple as that."
I wipe the sweat from my forehead and adjust my seat. Uncomfortable and hot. Good thing I'll be down there and not up in these nosebleeds.
Kuk Killswitch:"You see Cable, I went to Japan too. I trained with the great Mitsuharu Misawa as well. Why do you think I can throw elbows like no other? Elbows, forearms, kicks, I learned it all in Japan. And that is one reason why this match will be so great. We both know the Japanese strong style. We both have studied it. This match will be hard hitting because that's the way we learned. Now, that loaded elbow pad Misawa gave you, I want you to bring it. I want you to hit me with it. I want to feel the pain from a Ripcord elbow. I want you to come prepared to do battle with an enemy. Because at Ruthless Assault, when that bell rings, I turn into your worst enemy. When that bell rings, you are coming after what's mine. And I don't like my shit messed with. Therefore, you are the enemy. And Ruthless Assault will become just that. The only difference is, we are in a ring and not on the streets. But there's no real difference. This beating that I will give to you will be the same as it would on the streets."
I laugh. Thinking of all this reminds me of some old times. Same thing happened before. Same thing will happen again.
Kuk Killswitch:"Remember this Cable. I am not your brethren on that night. A cheap roll up with the tights being pulled is not out of the question. Don't expect a hand shake before the match. And don't expect me to help you up after. Like I said many times before. We WILL be enemies on April 25th, 2013."
I toss my title up on my shoulder. Perfect fit. This title belongs where it is. And it will stay that way until I see fit.
Kuk Killswitch:"You know, there is one thing that stands out to me. Ever since I dumped that trash Cami, I have a new fire. I am back to being the self centered asshole that everyone says I am. I don't have to be nice to anyone. I can go out again and scare the piss out of a little child instead of being all nice because my girlfriend is there. I don't have to waste my money to buy her expensive dinners and a fancy bracelet which by the way. Cami if you are listening, I stole that bracelet when we went to Chicago to meet your family. If someone calls you asking where their bracelet is, tell em you have it, cause you do."
I smile. Direct hit at that whore's family. God her Mom was a bitch. Stupid orphan.
Kuk Killswitch:"Ruthless Assault is the night of AoA. We are taking over all the matches and taking over the show. Watch your back MPW. Because all that has to happen is for you to slip up, and we will be there to capitalize on your fuck up. Oh, sorry, MPW Management, you don't like my using fowl language during my promos? Fuck you and your rules! AoA is in charge now. Censor us, go ahead. I dare you. Cause we don't have a problem walking our happy asses up to wherever your office is at and beating your asses too!"
Kuk Killswitch:"Ruthless Assault, MY TIME! Main eventing in a Pay per View basically created in my honor. You best believe I am coming to destroy the competition. bring your A Game Cable. two will walk in. I will walk out as X-Core Champion. Can you Kuk That?"
I stand up and laugh as I adjust my ponytail. I walk down the stands and come to the door of the backstage area. I look back one final time and take a deep breath. I then open the doors and walk out, leaving the camera and audience to reflect on my greatness.
Well, apparently you got attacked or some shit, because you were shown being dragged away, then what happened. Gay-Be found you and you were fine. I think you hit your head a little too hard baby. Cause you looked a little loopy. A little out of it. You kissed him. I mean come on. You think I was stupid. I knew y'all were already hooked up. I wasn't dumb.
Now, you can go ahead and ignore me. You can go ahead and be the skank you truly are and rebound faster then Ms. Biguns eats a gallon of Ice Cream, but the fact of the matter is, Gay-Be is a little scrub. He can't give you the satisfaction that I gave you. Pathetic. My AoA family was right, you are a damn child.
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April 22nd, 2013
Hyatt House Charlotte/Center City Hotel
Charlotte, North Carolina
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As I sit on the bed in my hotel room, so many things rush through my head. Cami becoming a harlot, my AoA brethren being correct about her, my match with Chris Cable at Ruthless Assault, and the fact that I am main eventing the pay per view. But the recent thought in my head is the broken TV sitting in front of me. As I look at a static filled screen I think to myself, "What kind of cheap ass hotel am I staying at?". With the cable guy on the way I stand up and walk over to my bag on the floor. I grab it and toss it onto the bed. I unzip the old gym bag and pull out a T-Shirt. On the front it says "Why yes,....", and on the back it simply says "..I am an Asshole!". Playful play on words there. I pull the shirt over my head and onto my kind of chubby body. I then toss the bag back onto the floor in the corner. Then I slip my shoes on and walk into the bathroom. I look into the mirror. What I see, is not pretty. I look homeless. But that's normal. I peel off a bandage that is on my forehead from being busted open in a show earlier in the week. Here, why don't you take a look.
Flashback begins.....
Bob Hillman:"Oh no! Marcus has got the chair. He is going to murder Killswitch!"
Paul Witemoore:"Well, you better believe that this rivalry won't end here."
Marcus grabs hold of the steel chair firmly and hits it against the ground a few times. He lines Killswitch up and waits for him to stand up. Killswitch does and Marcus swings the chair with destructive force. The chair smashes into Kuk's head and Kuk falls out of the ring. Marcus drops the chair as the crowd cheers for this gruesome match up. The camera zooms in on Killswitch who is starting to get up. Blood runs down his face from his forehead as Marcus slides out of the ring.
The flashback fades away as a knock is heard on the door of my hotel room. I walk out of the bathroom and open the door up. Standing in front of me is a tall man. His face covered with a scraggly beard and his long blonde hair pulled back in a ponytail. He wears glasses and has a cord around his shoulder.
Kuk Killswitch:"Hello. Are you the cable guy?"
Cable Guy:"Yes, my name is Chris."
Kuk Killswitch""I'm Kuk. Come on in."
Chris The Cable Guy walks into the hotel and I shut the door behind him. He looks at the TV and begins to inspect what is wrong. He reaches behind the TV and sees the cord. He grabs hold of it and tugs. The cord snaps and he slams his elbow against the wall.
Kuk Killswitch:"Damn dude, what happened!?"
Chris The Cable Guy:"The Cord Ripped and I hit my elbow!"
Kuk Killswitch:"I see....Well, what's the problem?"
Chris The Cable Guy:"Well, The cord is ripped. That is the problem. All I have to do is replace this wire and you should have cable back."
Kuk Killswitch:"Awesome! Do what you have to do man. The cord runs into the closet."
Chris The cable Guy walks over to the closet and opens it up. He unscrews the ripped cord and screws in a new one. He stretches the cord out to the TV and unscrews the other half of the ripped cord. He screws the other end of the new one in and the cable is back on.
Kuk Killswitch:"Nice job! That was quick and easy, like my ex girlfriend."
Chris The Cable Guy laughs as he grabs the old ripped cord and places it in the trash. He walks over to the door and opens it up. I walk over and he shakes my hand.
Kuk Killswitch:"Thanks man. I appreciate the help."
Chris The Cable Guy:"No problem. Call me again if anything goes wrong."
Kuk Killswitch:"Will do. Have a good one man."
Chris The Cable Guy:"You too."
Chris The Cable Guy leaves and I shut the door. Good guy he was. Looked kind of familiar. Anywho, I walk over to the bed and grab my keys. I need to go to the gym and work out a bit. Then over to the wrestling school. Got to train a bit for my match this week. I grab my wallet and slide it in my back pocket before walking out of my hotel room.
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April 23rd, 2013
Time Warner Cable Arena
Charlotte, North Carolina
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Here I sit, in the stands. My X-Core Championship draped across my lap. I look down on the set-up for Ruthless Assault being put together. The only thing really set up is the ring. I sit with my feet up on the seat in front of me and looking down at the people working. As I take a look up in the rafters I can see Charlotte Bobcats banner hanging above. There for obvious reasons I shrug and look back down at the workers. I notice the camera man trying to signal me to speak, but i just smirk and sit there for a minute. beginning to get annoyed he simply shakes his head. That's when i begin to speak.
Kuk Killswitch:"here I sit. In the Time Warner Cable Arena. Home of the Charlotte Bobcats. Not that I give a shit about Basketball. But yes, Home of the Bobcats. Soon to be, home of the X-Core Champion....Kuk Killswitch. Yes, after I defeat Chris Cable, this place will be known as the home of Kuk Killswitch. This place holds around 20,000 people. And every single one of those people will be in shock when we put on the best main event in MPW history."
I grab my X-Core title and look at it. Beautiful little thing it is.
Kuk Killswitch:"As I said on Twitter, for one night, AoA is thrown out the window. No holding back, no mercy given. If we are going to fight for this, I want it all! I don't want to beat Chris Cable because he held back when he was about to tear my head off with a Ripcord Elbow. I want to take one to the face and then kick out. Show that I am the best in this division for a reason."
I smirk as I sit up in my seat. I still look down at the ring as I adjust the championship on my lap.
Kuk Killswitch:"I have been asked this question more times then I can count. Why did AoA take out members of this tournament? Did we think Cable couldn't make it to the end alone? Fuck no! Cable could've went to the end and back again if he wanted to. There was no challenge for him in this tournament. None at all. So we thought, why waste our time. Take 2 out and that's less we got to deal with. Shaboom and here we are! That FUCKING easy. AoA has no challenges in MPW. Who's going to fight us? NGS? Varsity? Hell to the no. NGS is a bunch of pansy ass wannabes. And Varsity is a bunch of girls. So wheres the challenge? No one can take on a five man group alone. So, we fly by without a scratch on our heads. Simple as that."
I wipe the sweat from my forehead and adjust my seat. Uncomfortable and hot. Good thing I'll be down there and not up in these nosebleeds.
Kuk Killswitch:"You see Cable, I went to Japan too. I trained with the great Mitsuharu Misawa as well. Why do you think I can throw elbows like no other? Elbows, forearms, kicks, I learned it all in Japan. And that is one reason why this match will be so great. We both know the Japanese strong style. We both have studied it. This match will be hard hitting because that's the way we learned. Now, that loaded elbow pad Misawa gave you, I want you to bring it. I want you to hit me with it. I want to feel the pain from a Ripcord elbow. I want you to come prepared to do battle with an enemy. Because at Ruthless Assault, when that bell rings, I turn into your worst enemy. When that bell rings, you are coming after what's mine. And I don't like my shit messed with. Therefore, you are the enemy. And Ruthless Assault will become just that. The only difference is, we are in a ring and not on the streets. But there's no real difference. This beating that I will give to you will be the same as it would on the streets."
I laugh. Thinking of all this reminds me of some old times. Same thing happened before. Same thing will happen again.
Kuk Killswitch:"Remember this Cable. I am not your brethren on that night. A cheap roll up with the tights being pulled is not out of the question. Don't expect a hand shake before the match. And don't expect me to help you up after. Like I said many times before. We WILL be enemies on April 25th, 2013."
I toss my title up on my shoulder. Perfect fit. This title belongs where it is. And it will stay that way until I see fit.
Kuk Killswitch:"You know, there is one thing that stands out to me. Ever since I dumped that trash Cami, I have a new fire. I am back to being the self centered asshole that everyone says I am. I don't have to be nice to anyone. I can go out again and scare the piss out of a little child instead of being all nice because my girlfriend is there. I don't have to waste my money to buy her expensive dinners and a fancy bracelet which by the way. Cami if you are listening, I stole that bracelet when we went to Chicago to meet your family. If someone calls you asking where their bracelet is, tell em you have it, cause you do."
I smile. Direct hit at that whore's family. God her Mom was a bitch. Stupid orphan.
Kuk Killswitch:"Ruthless Assault is the night of AoA. We are taking over all the matches and taking over the show. Watch your back MPW. Because all that has to happen is for you to slip up, and we will be there to capitalize on your fuck up. Oh, sorry, MPW Management, you don't like my using fowl language during my promos? Fuck you and your rules! AoA is in charge now. Censor us, go ahead. I dare you. Cause we don't have a problem walking our happy asses up to wherever your office is at and beating your asses too!"
Kuk Killswitch:"Ruthless Assault, MY TIME! Main eventing in a Pay per View basically created in my honor. You best believe I am coming to destroy the competition. bring your A Game Cable. two will walk in. I will walk out as X-Core Champion. Can you Kuk That?"
I stand up and laugh as I adjust my ponytail. I walk down the stands and come to the door of the backstage area. I look back one final time and take a deep breath. I then open the doors and walk out, leaving the camera and audience to reflect on my greatness.
